Funny story: GOP Changes its Name

GOP Changes its Name

Washington D.C. In a surprise move today, said by some insiders as an effort to ward off small-government conservatives from shaking up the GOP, Chairman Mike Duncan announced that the GOP will no longer be called the "Grand Old Party" bu...
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Funny story: Magic kids in Alaska: We would rock you, but we don't have the cards

Magic kids in Alaska: We would rock you, but we don't have the cards

Kids in the rural Alaskan Biteame commune don't have much to do for fun. What they do have is one limited Internet connection and a love for the trading card game...
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Funny story: White House Press Corpse Evacuated

White House Press Corpse Evacuated

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): White House shock-jock Tony Snow was evacuated today after the CIA reported that sniffer dogs had detected a strange aroma about him, worse than the usual whiff of formaldehyde and strychnine that habitually serves as his...
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Funny story: Wimbledon: Andy Roddick crap value at any price

Wimbledon: Andy Roddick crap value at any price

London - (Ass Mess): Internet spread betting index Aintgottaprayer.com has told punters that betting on Andy Roddick to break his duck and finally win the Men's Championship at Wimbledon this year is like wagering on George Bush's ratings to...
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Funny story: Damien Hirst branded plagiarising little impostor

Damien Hirst branded plagiarising little impostor

Royal Academy, London - (Ass Mess): Curators at London's most prestigeous gallery the Royal Academy have admitted they have known for over three decades that stellar artist Damien Hirst is a plagiarising little fraudster who has consistently ripp...
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Funny story: Tintin in coke fuelled rampage!

Tintin in coke fuelled rampage!

The latest Tintin escapade shows the young explorer exploring more than he's used to. Since he was first introduced to the world in the early part of the 21st century he has become world famous for his daring expeditions to different parts of the...
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Funny story: Hitler Denounced by UN for Ruining Moustache, Swastika

Hitler Denounced by UN for Ruining Moustache, Swastika

New York, NY - In a long-overdue move on Sunday, the United Nations unanimously denounced Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler for ruining the swastika and his trademark moustache for the rest of the world.
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Funny story: Guiliani calls Ron Paul a "Jerkface"

Guiliani calls Ron Paul a "Jerkface"

New York, NY - In the wake of a recent press conference where Congressman and Presidential Canditate Ron Paul (R-TX) challenged fellow candidate and former NYC mayor Rudy Guiliani's knowledge of foreign policy, the latter called Congressman Paul...
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Funny story: Eddie Murphy pleads with media not to rush to Judgment that he's the father in wake of Nicole Richie Pregnancy Rumor

Eddie Murphy pleads with media not to rush to Judgment that he's the father in wake of Nicole Richie Pregnancy Rumor

Hollywood, California - Spending his Father's Day quietly waiting by the phone, not trusting his cell phone for fear he will lose the signal, in his Beverly Hills mansion. Not having slept for days since the blood test was taken last Friday to de...
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Funny story: Nicole Richie Engaged and Pregnant?

Nicole Richie Engaged and Pregnant?

Hollywood, California - Paris Hilton's other half, Nicole Richie, was spotted for a night out on the town wearing a huge rock on her ring finger, leaving those to speculate if she is engaged. Rumor it has she is also pregnant because the party al...
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Funny story: Ordered to by Cheney, Bush Aide Fornicates With Self

Ordered to by Cheney, Bush Aide Fornicates With Self

Deep within the lowest bunkers beneath the White House on Saturday, Vice President Dick Cheney ordered an intern in the employ of the administration to "Go Fuck Himself." To the astonishment of all, the plucky intern did just that, and in...
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Funny story: Paris blames hexed vagina ahead of transplant

Paris blames hexed vagina ahead of transplant

Lynwood Jail, Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Jailed socialite Paris Hilton has blamed hexed reproductive organs for her terrible dilemma and has asked attorneys to arrange an immediate hospital vagina transplant following her scheduled release from jail t...
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Funny story: 700 Club Busted in International Internet Child Porn Ring

700 Club Busted in International Internet Child Porn Ring

London - (Rotters): A global internet pedophile ring of over 700 suspects worldwide has been smashed by British and American investigators.
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Funny story: Prince Edward To Sell Birthday Honours

Prince Edward To Sell Birthday Honours

Buckingham Palace has admitted Queen Elizabeth has lost interest in her annual Birthday Honours List because so few of the recipients are truly worthy of the accolade.
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Funny story: Pakistan fury at Mossad double agent Rushdie

Pakistan fury at Mossad double agent Rushdie

Karachi, Pakistan - (Ass Mess): Millions of people took to the streets of Karachi and Islamabad in Pakistan to protest about Mossad/KGB double agent Salman Rushdie being given a knighthood gong in the Puppet Monarchy's official birthday honors.
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Funny story: President Bush Soon to Implement Public Extermination Policy

President Bush Soon to Implement Public Extermination Policy

CCN - United States - The Public Extermination Policy, which has been kept out of mainstream media, was designed to reduce the population in America by singling out certain...
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Funny story: William's Diana inheritance to be seized by fraud squad

William's Diana inheritance to be seized by fraud squad

London - (Ass Mess): Just three days before his official 25th birthday Prince William is poised to claim a £500,000 annual income from funds left to him by the late Princess Diana.
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Funny story: Mayor of Westminster "Above the Law"

Mayor of Westminster "Above the Law"

Tempers are seething over Lord Mayor of Westminster Councillor Carolyn Keen's wanton disregard of her own Council's parking regulations.
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Funny story: Sandman Has Sex Change

Sandman Has Sex Change

NEW YORK (AP Newsliar) -- The evil supervillain known as "Sandman", an arch-enemy of Spiderman, has undergone a sex change operation and wishes to be known henceforth as "Sandwoman".
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Funny story: Beckhams poised to announce Scientology conversion

Beckhams poised to announce Scientology conversion

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Just hours after partying in a Madrid night club into the small hours with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes ex-England football captain David Beckham and wife Victoria are poised to announce their conversion to Scientology after...
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Funny story: Lockerbie bomber could be freed as new evidence points to Bandar

Lockerbie bomber could be freed as new evidence points to Bandar

Scotland - (Ass Mess): Newly discovered forensic evidence about the 1986 Pan Am flight which blew up over Lockerbie may exonerate and free the Libyan intelligence officer currently serving a life sentence in prison for a crime that he has always said...
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Funny story: QE2 sold to become floating brothel in Dubai

QE2 sold to become floating brothel in Dubai

London - (Ass mess): Now the carnival really is over for the luxury Cunard liner the QE2 as its owners the Carnival Group has announced that it has been sold to the Dubai World Company to become a floating brothel moored off the Palm Jumeirah develop...
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Funny story: Rash hour flashing judge faces more accusers

Rash hour flashing judge faces more accusers

London - (Ass Mess): Just days after being let off the hook in court for a series of penis exposures on a packed London commuter train Judge Sir Stephen Richards faces two more accusers who say he exposed himself to them and that they videoed the who...
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Funny story: Parts of a atom redifined

Parts of a atom redifined

In a dramatic twist to the decades of student life, scientist Dr. Hooker Le-Kiss published his new discovery of the 'mama-tron' and 'papa-tron'. In what he discribed as a new era for physics, he told reporters that hi...
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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 15 Bobby Brown Cracks Up. Britney Spears Gives Her Head To Obama.

Ed-E-torial 15 Bobby Brown Cracks Up. Britney Spears Gives Her Head To Obama.

It's Ed-E-torial #15. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we introduce you to that new hit web series Cop Story."...
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Funny story: Return of the Pauli

Return of the Pauli

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Texus - In an effort to overcome the Evil Empire, the Rebel force takes up light sabers and fights their way to the voting booths to cast a vote for Ron Paul. These Pauli masters must overcome the evil Bush Vader and rigged vo...
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Funny story: Buckingham Palace to be turned into holiday apartments

Buckingham Palace to be turned into holiday apartments

Ken Livingstone, mayor of London, has announced that Buckingham Palace is to be turned into luxury holiday apartments.
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Funny story: Soprano Fans Watch Blank Screen: Think It's the Show

Soprano Fans Watch Blank Screen: Think It's the Show

Hundreds of television critics and millions of Americans sat in front of black television screens at 9:00 on Sunday to follow the continuing saga of "The Sopranos."...
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Funny story: Fade to Black Ending Frustrates Price is Right Fans

Fade to Black Ending Frustrates Price is Right Fans

Millions of Americans called their cable companies Friday morning to complain that just before Bob Barker declared the winner of the Showcase Showdown their screens went to black and ten seconds later the credits rolled to a black backdrop.
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Funny story: Suzy Snowflake Denied Entry into Pantheon of Faeries

Suzy Snowflake Denied Entry into Pantheon of Faeries

AP Newsliar -- Suzy Snowflake, a relatively obscure wintry snow-nymph, has been denied entry into the pantheon of mythical faerie-like creatures.
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Funny story: It Was 65 Years Ago Today

It Was 65 Years Ago Today

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - It was 65 years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play? Maybe not, but it was the day of Sir Paul McCartney's birth. Paul, the richest rock musician in history, will spend his birthday with his estranged...
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Funny story: Exposed! Jailbird Paris Stuffs Pussy

Exposed! Jailbird Paris Stuffs Pussy

LA, Monday - Troubled heiress Paris Hilton's stay in prison took an unexpected twist in the early hours of Monday morning.
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Funny story: Cambodian Dictator Wins 'Britain's Got Talent' TV Show

Cambodian Dictator Wins 'Britain's Got Talent' TV Show

A Cambodian dictator, thought to have died in 1998, has been declared the winner of the dreadful TV variety show Britain's Got Talent after his stirring rendition of the operatic favourite Nessun Dorma
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Funny story: New F1 track to be built in sea!

New F1 track to be built in sea!

Bum-Bay (India): Here's some great news from the sporting world for all the F1 fans out there. The Indian Association for Lesser Corruption and More sports (IALCMS) announced yesterday that it will start construc...
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Funny story: Qatar In Sainsbury's Buying Frenzy

Qatar In Sainsbury's Buying Frenzy

Sainsbury family "gutted" as Qatar royal family push meat prices to all time high.
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Funny story: MP in call for Speed Camera "Cull"

MP in call for Speed Camera "Cull"

London, Monday - Conservative MP, and shadow Transport secretary, Cameron David has called for a "cull" of speed cameras on UK roads following figures released on Monday morning.
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Funny story: Police Uncertainty Surrounds Cheshire 'Murder'

Police Uncertainty Surrounds Cheshire 'Murder'

Cheshire Police have released more 'sketchy' details about an 'old man' who was stabbed to death near his home in Knutsford at the weekend. The man, initially said to be 81
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Funny story: Middle Eastern Retail Franchise Opportunities

Middle Eastern Retail Franchise Opportunities

Expressions of interest are currently being solicited from Arabic speaking persons to take up a franchise for our range of our distinctive and increasingly fashionable ready-to-wear, one-size-fits-all products.
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Funny story: Lou Reed claims Tai Chi is Bee's Knees

Lou Reed claims Tai Chi is Bee's Knees

LONDON - Lou Reed's latest work, entitled 'Hudson River Wingless Migration', is his first recording of ambient meditation music. Although he has been practicing Tai Chi and clean living for many years, only recently has he been able to r...
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Funny story: Pol Pot Wins Britain's Got Talent

Pol Pot Wins Britain's Got Talent

The ex Cambodian PM shockingly won the Britain's Got Talent show last night. 2 million viewers voted for the tenor after his rendition of Nessun Dorma.
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Funny story: George Bush Claims Ron Paul is No Texan

George Bush Claims Ron Paul is No Texan

President Bush was over heard saying he didn't believe Ron Paul was a true, good Texan or a true Republican for that matter.
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Funny story: Paparazzi Shoots Himself...Talks about it

Paparazzi Shoots Himself...Talks about it

Streets of Sunset (Some guy) - "I took 1500 shots of myself last night.." laments paparazzo Hunter S. Flash. "But I just couldn't get myself to drop my pants, bend over and shoot, and send it to Women's Day as Johnny Depp's ass. He's not that hairy."...
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Funny story: Rolling Stones #4 Most Powerful Celebrities in the World (for now)

Rolling Stones #4 Most Powerful Celebrities in the World (for now)

NEW YORK CITY (Times Staff Reporter) - The Rolling Stones rank fourth on this year's Forbes 100 Most Powerful Celebrities List. The aging rockers slipped two spots from their second-place ranking last year, bringing in 88-million-dollars.
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Funny story: EastEnders Dawn In Baby Birth Terror

EastEnders Dawn In Baby Birth Terror

EastEnders Kara Tointon gives the performance of her life during tonight's episode of the miserable soap when the star, who plays Dawn, gives birth to a bouncing baby boy that is a hideous replica of bog-eyed
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Funny story: Racist Chanting Ruins England U-21 Win

Racist Chanting Ruins England U-21 Win

The young England team booked their place in the semi-finals of the European Under-21 Championship last night with goals from Reading's Leroy Lita and Blackburn striker Matt Derbyshire in a 2-0 w...
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Funny story: Karl Rove To Move To Meadowlands

Karl Rove To Move To Meadowlands

Apparently not realizing that Meadowlands is a fictional town created by the premium cable network Showtime, Karl Rove announced through a spokesman late this evening that he will be moving there next Sunday.
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Funny story: Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

A group from Lisbon is asking web users around the globe to vote on the latest list of Seven Wonders of the World. Voters will have until early July to cast their ballots to determine which seven man made objects created before the year 2000 will be...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell to Replace Bob Barker as The Price Is Right Host

Rosie O'Donnell to Replace Bob Barker as The Price Is Right Host

Retiring host Bob Barker has hand selected Rosie O'Donnell to replace him as the new hostess of The Price is Right. Rosie recently left The View as a co-hostess after having repeated problems with the other stars.
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Funny story: Al Gore - A New Warning!

Al Gore - A New Warning!

(Bangladesh) - Having milked the global warning issue for all it's worth, former Vice President Al Gore is turning his attention to another issue threatening the planet. Global obesity.
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Funny story: Taliban 'Spring Offensive' a Bust

Taliban 'Spring Offensive' a Bust

Helmand Province, Afghanistan (Reuterus) - A vaunted 'spring offensive' promised by Taliban fighters failed to materialize according to a senior NATO commander. British Brigadier Mortimer told Reuterus, "We don't if it's short o...
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Funny story: Cell Phone Implanted In Teen's Brain

Cell Phone Implanted In Teen's Brain

(Tokyo) - A Tokyo teen is the first ever to receive a cell phone implant. A cell phone was implanted in 14-year-old Muchi Hai's brain, with tiny speakers connected to her ears and mouth. Now, she can make cell phone calls - via her "brain...
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Funny story: NATO defends using human battering rams to stem Afghan civilian casualties

NATO defends using human battering rams to stem Afghan civilian casualties

KABUL (Internation Herald Tribunal) - NATO officials announced that they intend to reduce innocent Afghan civilian casualties by employing thousands of volunteer battering rams. After discussing a few different options with the host nation (includin...
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Funny story: Magic: The Gathering replacing chess for cerebral strategy games

Magic: The Gathering replacing chess for cerebral strategy games

(Renton, WA) Since its release in 1994, the trading card game Magic: The Gathering has been a huge success, even spawning an online version in 2002. Several other similar games such as Pokemon have shown lesser success.
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Funny story: Famed ABC sports journalist finally laid to rest

Famed ABC sports journalist finally laid to rest

NEW YORK (New York Toast) - Infamous former American sports commentator, How'weird Gross'smell, was buried this weekend. It turns out that he had actually passed away twelve years ago, but his remains were accidentally left in a seldom-used...
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