Funny story: Blair's Priest's brother is top Maddie abduction suspect

Blair's Priest's brother is top Maddie abduction suspect

London - (Ass Mess): Ronald V Seedy, brother of Father Michael Seedy, Tony Blair's personal priest, is emerging as a top suspect in the disappearance of a little four year old British girl abducted six weeks ago in a Portuguese holiday resort in...
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Funny story: William: The Day I Learned I Would Never Be King

William: The Day I Learned I Would Never Be King

London - (Ass Mess): A bewildered and utterly betrayed Heir Apparent to the Pretender to the Puppet Throne has spoken for the first time about how he found out he hasn't a hope in hell of ever becoming King - except in the febrile Nazi imaginatat...
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Funny story: Baby Jasmine does her first commercial

Baby Jasmine does her first commercial

Ten-year-old "Baby Jasmine," the infant discoved in a Magic Kingdom toilet, is slated to do her first commercial for Disney in September.
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Funny story: Big Brother 8 - Bosses Send in Hungry Big Cats

Big Brother 8 - Bosses Send in Hungry Big Cats

Endemol producers today bowed to public pressure in a bid to boost flagging ratings in the Big Brother house by sending in two big slobbering males in the early hours of this morning.
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Funny story: Military drafting dangerous prisoners

Military drafting dangerous prisoners

(Washington, DC) Taking a scene from the motion picture The Dirty Dozen, the Army has been secretly drafting convicted felons into its ranks.
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Funny story: Remote-controlled cockroach found in White House

Remote-controlled cockroach found in White House

(Washington, DC) Life imitating art imitating life was the general consensus among visitors to the White House Friday when word leaked of the discovery of a cyborg cockroach near the West Wing.
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Funny story: Rushdie Honoured

Rushdie Honoured

Bombay born author Salman Rushdie has been honoured with a Sainthood in the Queen's Birthday Honours List.
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Funny story: Roddick threatens lawsuits over George Bush paternity story

Roddick threatens lawsuits over George Bush paternity story

Queens Club, London - (Ass Mess): A livid Andy Roddick threatened hellfire damnation lawsuits at anybody repeating the story that George W Bush is his blood father.
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Funny story: Rushdie knighted for stirring up Islamic fundamentalism

Rushdie knighted for stirring up Islamic fundamentalism

London - (Ass Mess): That old plagiarising wannabe writer Salman Rushdie has been knighted in the Puppet Monarchy's Birthday honors for services to racial hatred and stirring up fundamentalism.
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Funny story: BAFTA glory weekend for Amitabh Bachchan

BAFTA glory weekend for Amitabh Bachchan

London - (Ass Mess): It's London's turn to go Bolly-mad this weekend as the British Academy of Film and Television Arts hosts an Amitabh Bachchan spectacular retrospective to honor the Indian megastar's stellar career.
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Funny story: "Enormous" market for slimming pill

"Enormous" market for slimming pill

With obesity becoming an epidemic practically worldwide, drug companies have been in a race to find a diet pill that can be sold without a prescription. Victoria Beckham won that race with a new drug called Anti-Mc.
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Funny story: David Hasselhoff wins 'America's Most Funny Video' and Primary Custody of Kids too

David Hasselhoff wins 'America's Most Funny Video' and Primary Custody of Kids too

Hollywood, California - In what can only be described as an aborted attempt to make a home video for the light hearted TV series, 'America's Most Funny Video,' David Hasselhoff, of 'Bay Watch,' fame appears, ironically, bare-ches...
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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Endorses Flushable Hemorrhoid Wipes

Rudy Giuliani Endorses Flushable Hemorrhoid Wipes

Rudy Giuliani took a bold step in his campaign today, announcing his support for flushable hemorrhoid wipes. "This simple technology will help America deal with the terror of a serious health problem," the former Mayor said at a benefit for...
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Funny story: Tax Exceeds Wage

Tax Exceeds Wage

Chancellor of the Exchequer and Prime Minister-in-waiting Gordon Brown is facing calls for his resignation following a research bulletin released by The Taxpayers Federation of Great Britain.
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Funny story: John Edwards Wins Lottery

John Edwards Wins Lottery

Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards announced Friday that he won the Cayman Islands lottery, with a prized reported at $27 million. Edwards indicated he would take the lump sum cash payment of $12 million, and use a substa...
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Funny story: Humans invited to Inter galactic sports

Humans invited to Inter galactic sports

Jupiter/Earth: In a giant leap for the human sports, on Monday aliens from other galactic stars sent a ultra super sonic message stating that after viewing the progress in human sports especially dope cases, they have found the earthlings fit to comp...
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Funny story: Police Investigate Audacious Theft Of Queen's Handbag

Police Investigate Audacious Theft Of Queen's Handbag

Police from Scotland Yard are investigating the theft of Her Majesty the Queen's handbag which was taken whilst the monarch was attending the Trooping the Colour on Saturday morn...
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Funny story: England Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations

England Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations

Three England players were married today in the biggest show of commitment to the national team for decades.
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Funny story: Arise Sir Beefy - Queen's Birthday Honours List

Arise Sir Beefy - Queen's Birthday Honours List

Ian Botham, the former England cricket all-rounder, has been knighted in the Queen's Birthday Honours.
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Funny story: World Bank looted

World Bank looted

Somewhere(maybe America): After years of collecting funds from the many members of UNO, the World Bank has proved to be a huge drain on the economy of the member countries.
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Funny story: Bush to marry Queen Elizabeth

Bush to marry Queen Elizabeth

Washington D.C: In a follow up to the winking incident witnessed between Bush and Great Britain's Queen Elizabeth, Bush has revealed that he has irresistible attraction for her and intends to propose to her when he visits England...
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Funny story: Dino Discovery-Scientists see the softer side of Tyrannosaurus rex.

Dino Discovery-Scientists see the softer side of Tyrannosaurus rex.

When paleontologists find fossilized dinosaur bones during a dig, they usually do everything in their power to protect them, using tools like toothbrushes to carefully unearth the bones without inflicting any damage. However, when scientists found a...
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Funny story: "My Wife's Ghost Is Police Informant" Claims Barrymore

"My Wife's Ghost Is Police Informant" Claims Barrymore

The ghost of Michael Barrymore's dead wife Cheryl is acting as a police informant, claims the under-pressure deviant.
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Funny story: Heavy Flooding In West Midlands Uproots Housing Estate

Heavy Flooding In West Midlands Uproots Housing Estate

There was heavy rain in the West Midlands area yesterday, and emergency services were on full alert today as more bad weather was expected.
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Funny story: Big Brother Shabnam: The Post-eviction Interview

Big Brother Shabnam: The Post-eviction Interview

Big Brother 2007 got its first regulation evictee last night when Shabnam Biryani was booted out of the House to a crescendo of booing from the crowd of around 10,000 people waiting outside.
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Funny story: Al qaeda declares war! Claims American heritage.

Al qaeda declares war! Claims American heritage.

After years of patient hiding, without proper food, water or other resources, the al quaeda terrorists have declared war on america.
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Funny story: Jekyll is to Hyde as Frank is to "Quixote"

Jekyll is to Hyde as Frank is to "Quixote"

District of Columbia - Leaving a wake of mayhem in his path, aspiring "Don Quixote" and veteran Congressman Barney Frank announced to his constituents that he will take on 'little tobacco' next.
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Funny story: Bill Clinton, Paris Hilton, Others Change Their Names

Bill Clinton, Paris Hilton, Others Change Their Names

When he heard that Congressman William Jefferson had been indicted on bribery charges, former President William Jefferson Clinton felt that his own name was toast. He quickly changed it to former President John Doe Clinton.
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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Commits Industry Suicide

Kelly Clarkson Commits Industry Suicide

Looks like Kelly Clarkson has committed music industry hari-kari by biting the hand that fed her. Kelly, after two successful CD's has become the all knowing, all-powerful OZ. From being a waitress to best selling music artist has transformed her...
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Funny story: Pentagram Liars slander Iran for IUD's in Iraq/Afghanistan

Pentagram Liars slander Iran for IUD's in Iraq/Afghanistan

TEHRAN (Kavkaz Center News Agency) - Innocent victim Iranian officials remained quiet today as devil Bush regime's puppet Pentagram mouthpiece Robert Gates lobbed a hot potato of lies, accusing Iran's Quds Force of providing weapons and IUD&#...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Asks Fans to Name her New Album

Britney Spears Asks Fans to Name her New Album

Hollywood, California - As a sign of her full recovery and comeback, Britney Spears invited her fans to log onto her website and vote for the title for her new up coming album. Fans have a choice among five album titles to pick. Spears personally pr...
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Funny story: Hugh G. Largestash III on the Little People

Hugh G. Largestash III on the Little People

I, Hugh G. Wadmore III, gadabout, never worked a day in my life. I despise those who can't live on the interest of their interest.
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Funny story: Small Animal Adoption Agency finds tiny Baby on Doorstep

Small Animal Adoption Agency finds tiny Baby on Doorstep

GLASGOW - Wee Companions, a not-for-profit organization that specializes in finding homes for small animals, took in a unique guest on Friday.
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Funny story: White Lightning by Billy Bob Browning

White Lightning by Billy Bob Browning

White lightnin', it is really gud, Ah make and drink it like ah shuld.
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