Funny story: Britney Spears Announces, I'm Smart Too, Bimboism Cult Expoosed

Britney Spears Announces, I'm Smart Too, Bimboism Cult Expoosed

Malibu Calif. Britney Spears called a press conference today in response to Paris Hilton's new declaration, "I'm not dumb, I'm smart."...
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Funny story: Sony Brings Out Violent New PS3 Game Set In Vatican

Sony Brings Out Violent New PS3 Game Set In Vatican

Following condemnation from the Church Of England of the new bloodbath PS3 game set around Manchester Cathedral, game giants Sony have today revealed plans to bring out a new war game set within the holy confines of the Vatican.
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Funny story: Dow Jones Bancroft does a jumper

Dow Jones Bancroft does a jumper

In breaking news this intrepid reporter has just witnessed that Dow Jones Bancroft has jumped from the top of The Wall Street Journal building, and taken the whole family with him. What a tragedy! The New York Stock Exchange will collapse and take the world with it.
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Funny story: Police Dogs Sacked For Behaving Like The Police

Police Dogs Sacked For Behaving Like The Police

Two stray dogs who forged a top police career in Thailand under a training programme to create an elite sniffer dog force have been sacked for corruption.
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Funny story: Cartoonist Outs George H.W. Bush

Cartoonist Outs George H.W. Bush

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - The subject? The REAL leader of the United States of America. Who you ask? George H.W. Bush, the AntiChrist.
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Funny story: Lieberman says bomb Vatican City

Lieberman says bomb Vatican City

Senator Joseph Lieberman has called on the Bush administration to begin a military assault on Vatican City immediately. Lieberman told reporters he was apoplectic with anger over Pope Benedict's discussion of the "worrying situation in Iraq&...
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Funny story: Media Producing Mixed Messages on Ron Paul; Voters Confused

Media Producing Mixed Messages on Ron Paul; Voters Confused

With interest in the presidential primaries heating up among the electorate, television viewers are tuning in the major news networks to find out which candidate the media has chosen for them to vote for in the presidential primaries. However, more...
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Funny story: Royal Ascot warned to check insurance after dismal astrology forecast

Royal Ascot warned to check insurance after dismal astrology forecast

Ascot, Berkshire - (Ass Mess): The Royal Ascot racecourse has been issued with a red alert by insurance industry sources after credible astrology reports warned that the start of the meeting on 19 June is "redolent with disasters of Biblical pro...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Dumps Bimbo Act, Finds God, Turning a Charitable Leaf

Paris Hilton Dumps Bimbo Act, Finds God, Turning a Charitable Leaf

Twin Towers, Infirmary, Channeling her message through Barbara Walters, Paris Hilton has come clean admitting that she is, in fact, smart. The bimbo exterior she&...
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Funny story: Hilton jail photo bounty hits $5 million

Hilton jail photo bounty hits $5 million

Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): A celebrity website has offered a bounty of $5 million for the first authenticated picture of Paris Hilton at the Twin Towers jail psychiatric facility.
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Wants Paris Hilton Sent To Guantanamo

Ann Coulter Wants Paris Hilton Sent To Guantanamo

Today: Off The Wire.. (Some Guy) Ann Coulter wants hotel heiress Paris Hilton sent to Camp Delta, Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. "She's a goddamn terrorist." Coulter was reported as saying. "Terrifying the Great American People by acting l...
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Funny story: Scarecrow Loses Brain Again

Scarecrow Loses Brain Again

EMERALD CITY, OZ (AP Newsliar) -- Scarecrow has misplaced his brain again, the third time he's done so since making his epic journey to see the Wizard of Oz. Scarecrow's "brain", actually a diploma declaring him a "Doctor of Thinkology", was besto...
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Funny story: Wesley Snipes Said Tax Charges Against Him Racially Motivated

Wesley Snipes Said Tax Charges Against Him Racially Motivated

Actor Wesley Snipes said that tax charges against him for failure to file any return for six consecutive years are racially motivated.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gets Religion, Says She is Saved While in Prison

Paris Hilton Gets Religion, Says She is Saved While in Prison

Paris Hilton says that she has found religion and been saved while serving in a California prison. The socialite told Barbara Walters in a telephone interview that she has made Jesus her personal saviour and is ready to change her life.
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Funny story: Woman held for subliminal harassment

Woman held for subliminal harassment

(Seattle, WA) Attorneys at the Federal Courthouse thought they were going nuts hearing a sultry "'Scuse me" with no one around on their way into the building. Several began taking medication.
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Funny story: Bush Makes Papal Faux Pas

Bush Makes Papal Faux Pas

President Bush drew gasps at the Vatican on Saturday by referring to Pope Benedict XVI as "Mr. Pope" instead of the expected "His Holiness," according to reporters.
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Funny story: Efforts to stop Prince Harry leaving the army "will include shooting at him"

Efforts to stop Prince Harry leaving the army "will include shooting at him"

Army officials have revealed that, in a last-ditch attempt to fulfil Prince Harry's expectations of serving in a war zone, they are considering shooting at him and even "blowing him up a bit."...
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Funny story: Bush Denied Re-Entry to US

Bush Denied Re-Entry to US

In an ironic turn of events US President G. W. Bush has been denied re-entry to the US. This apparent snafu a result of Mr. Bush not having his Passport with him on Air Force 1, nor having any paperwork showing that he has applied for a passport whi...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton scared of going to the toilet in prison

Paris Hilton scared of going to the toilet in prison

Socialite and TV star, Paris Hilton, has admitted that she is terrified of going to the bathroom whilst in prison. The teary-eyed society girl said that in normal circumstances she "has a woman in" to do "all that nasty business"...
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Funny story: College Senior breaks up with Jesus

College Senior breaks up with Jesus

NORFOLK, Va. - For nearly seven months, Old Dominion University senior Mary O'Brien kept silent about the end of the only relationship she'd ever had. Despite her parents' coaxing and roommates' encouragement to speak, the psychology...
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Funny story: Scientist: pregnancy only found in women

Scientist: pregnancy only found in women

NORFOLK. Va. - A 10-year study on human sexuality and reproduction showed that in the human species, 100 percent of those who get pregnant are women, while the percentage of pregnant men remains at zero, scientists from the National Organization for...
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Funny story: Soprano's Writer Chase Sues Massage Parlor Over Happy Ending

Soprano's Writer Chase Sues Massage Parlor Over Happy Ending

A frustrated Soprano's creator David Chase is suing a Flatbush Massage Parlor because he did not receive the happy ending he was promised.
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Funny story: Beckham in training for five thousand mile free-kick, say L.A Galaxy

Beckham in training for five thousand mile free-kick, say L.A Galaxy

David Beckham is in training to produce the world's first trans-atlantic free-kick, according to sources at his new club L.A Galaxy, thus removing the need for him to travel to Europe to represent his country.
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Funny story: BAA Revamp their Image

BAA Revamp their Image

Aviation monopoly Big Airports Authority who own most of the UK's major airports have announced a name change and a new security process. In order to re-classify the company to reflect its core trading activity it will now be called "BASC&qu...
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Funny story: Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick Admits Staging Bum Fights

Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick Admits Staging Bum Fights

SURRY, Va. -- Federal law enforcement officials serving a search warrant at Michael Vick's home investigating dog fighting allegations came up empty handed today. State police had assisted investigators from the U.S. Department of Agriculture and...
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Funny story: Doctors divided on Hilton electroconvulsive therapy program

Doctors divided on Hilton electroconvulsive therapy program

Twin Towers, Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Psychiatrists and medical staff at the Twin Towers medical facility are reported to be close to a decision on recommending that jailed socialite Paris Hilton undergoes a series of electroconvulsive therapy treat...
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Funny story: Rev Pat Robertson will minister to Paris

Rev Pat Robertson will minister to Paris

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Jailed socialite Paris Hilton has finally turned to God and asked for the Reverend Pat Robertson to help redeem her immortal ravaged soul, public image and over-exposed brazilian'd genitalia.
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Funny story: Big Brother George Galloway Hurt In Attack At Glasgow Airport

Big Brother George Galloway Hurt In Attack At Glasgow Airport

Respect MP George Galloway has made allegations to police that he was manhandled by ruffians in a sectarian attack at Glasgow Airport on Sunday.
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Funny story: Schwarzeneggar Activates National Guard as Paris Hilton Crisis Escalates

Schwarzeneggar Activates National Guard as Paris Hilton Crisis Escalates

Governor Arnold Schwarzeneggar has just announced that he has ordered a unit of the California National Guard activated immediately to secure the Los Angeles County Jail and prevent the interference of any "outside entities" in the ongoing...
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Funny story: U.S. Attorney General Seeks Custody of Paris Hilton, Intends to Confine Her at Gitmo

U.S. Attorney General Seeks Custody of Paris Hilton, Intends to Confine Her at Gitmo

Embattled Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has interjected himself into the midst of the Paris Hilton crisis, an ongoing saga which, it seems, unfortunately will not go away.
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Funny story: Lieberman Backs US Attacks on Iran

Lieberman Backs US Attacks on Iran

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - US Senator Joe Lieberman, who strongly supports the illegal war in Iraq, said Monday that the US should launch cross-border attacks into Iran to support Israel's ongoing theft of Arab land.
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Funny story: West Indies Batter England For Unlikely Win

West Indies Batter England For Unlikely Win

In an astonishing final morning of cricket in the Third Test at Old Trafford, the West Indies, resuming on their overnight total of 301 for 5, demolished England's bowlers with a fantastic display of big...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Grants Barbara Walters Exclusive Interview, Airs Today

Paris Hilton Grants Barbara Walters Exclusive Interview, Airs Today

Twin Towers Correctional Facility - After asking the media to focus on important issues like our fighting men and women in Iraq, Paris Hilton did a total 180 and granted Barbara Walters an exclusive interview Sunday afternoon.
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Funny story: Isaiah Washington to Star in Gay's Anatomy

Isaiah Washington to Star in Gay's Anatomy

ABC announced this morning that Isaiah Washington's popular character Dr. Preston Burke would be spun off into his own show, a midseason replacement, to be called "Gay's Anatomy."...
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Funny story: Democrats Plan To Disband If Republicans Win in '08

Democrats Plan To Disband If Republicans Win in '08

Democratic leaders released a statement today stating that if they should lose the presidential election in 2008, they will break up the party and move into other lines of work.
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Funny story: Sony In Bother With Queen Over New Game

Sony In Bother With Queen Over New Game

Sony Entertainment is in the limelight for all the wrong reasons again this week, this time upsetting Her Majesty the Queen and other token Royals at Buckingham Palace.
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Funny story: Bush Relocates White House

Bush Relocates White House

In a surprise move today, White House Spokesmen announced that President George Bush had decided to relocate the White House and its staff to Albania.
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Funny story: Jack Kevorkian rolls out his anti-suicide car bomber intervention crisis team

Jack Kevorkian rolls out his anti-suicide car bomber intervention crisis team

Baghdad, Iraq - Adding an extension to his suicide prevention hotline for depressed suicide car bombers in the Middle East and Iraq for his part against the war on...
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Funny story: Bubka gets "bubkis" as summer movie season heats up

Bubka gets "bubkis" as summer movie season heats up

HOLLYWOOD - The true life story of retired Ukrainian pole vaulter, Sergei Bubka, will be featured in a new film by Lionsgate.
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Funny story: There Are People Who Do Not Love Their Fellow Man And I HATE People Like That

There Are People Who Do Not Love Their Fellow Man And I HATE People Like That

June 10th, 2007 - Why did Tom Lehrer have to retire so young? What happened to National Brotherhood Week? Sheriff Clark just died ("Lena Horne and Sheriff Clarke are dancing cheek to cheek, It's fun to eulogize, people you despise, it's only for a week so have no fear, be grateful that it doesn't last all year!").
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Issues Press Release Requesting No Press Releases?

Paris Hilton Issues Press Release Requesting No Press Releases?

Paris Hilton, the illusive, hermit like heiress to the Hilton fortune, doesn't understand, much like the rest of the world, why all the media attention over pretty much nothing. A tempest in a teacup if you will.
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Funny story: Bush Causes Uproar at Vatican

Bush Causes Uproar at Vatican

VATICAN CITY (FMLiveWire) - President George Bush caused an uproar at the Vatican during a brief meeting with Pope Benedict XVI after disrupting G8 unity in Germany.
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Funny story: Howard Stern offers Rosie O'Donnell Artie Lange's Coveted Position

Howard Stern offers Rosie O'Donnell Artie Lange's Coveted Position

Shock waves rippled through the Howard Stern community today as the much-anticipated announcement was made in regards to the replacement for Artie Lange.
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Funny story: This Just In: Cleveland Has Exclusive Clubs

This Just In: Cleveland Has Exclusive Clubs

CLEVELAND, OH - I know. I couldn't believe it myself. I just saw a report on both Channel 3 and Action News this week regarding Cleveland's finest and exclusive hotspots for the celebs and big wigs. Yeah right, right? Well, it's right; oh baby is it right! And it's hoooooot! It's a mixture of a lukewarm and caffeine-free diet Cheerwine.
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Funny story: Cheney Found to have no Heart

Cheney Found to have no Heart

"We just don't understand it," says Dr. Hiram Frumkin, head cardiologist at the exclusive Foggy Bottom Health Center for the Power Hungry, "there's just a dark, opaque cube where the vice-president's heart should be."
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Funny story: Bobby Flay - Food Net Champ

Bobby Flay - Food Net Champ

Dear Diary, I'm edging up on Emeril...move over here I come baby! I am good. I am King! I know how to BBQ! I watched myself on cam...
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