There were 1,291 spoof news stories published in June 2007. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Naked & Nude For Water Advert

Jennifer Aniston Naked & Nude For Water Advert

Jennifer Aniston is showing the world that she's over her well-publicised split from Brad Pitt by exposing her own well-publicised split to the world in an advert for bottled water.
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Funny story: Spice Girls Reunion Tour Dates and Ticket Information Announced

Spice Girls Reunion Tour Dates and Ticket Information Announced

The Spice Girls, a 90's girl group, have announced plans for a reunion concert tour. The thirteen city winter tour will cover North America, Europe, Asia, and the Pacific Islands.
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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Threatens to Whack Ron Paul

Rudy Giuliani Threatens to Whack Ron Paul

June 14th 2007 (WASHINGTON) In an unprecedented move to silence Ron Paul, Guiliani was overheard talking with Tony Soprano in front of his campaign headquarters.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"

Paris Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"

The official date for the start of summer has come. Beaches are full of surfers and bikini clad teens. People are sipping margaritas poolside. Sales of sun screen and big floppy hats are soaring. Beach balls and babes are both bouncing. Paris Hi...
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Funny story: Classic Disney porn being auctioned

Classic Disney porn being auctioned

During the production of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves," animators at Disney distributed a pornographic booklet entitled "Snow White and the Seven Truckdrivers," according to biographer Ward Kimball.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Flashes Huge Gross Nipples

Britney Spears Flashes Huge Gross Nipples

Britney Spears was today back in the news for giving maximum exposure -- this time, to her nipples. Having flashed every other body part, Britney's nipples have requested equal exposure and have jiggled for freedom twice in the last week.
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson's Silicone gel boobs leak

Pamela Anderson's Silicone gel boobs leak

Our Hollywood insiders confirm that Pamela Under-Sun's size 42 boobs have 'deflated'. The much-admired assets have shrunk down to a meagre 28,their actual measure.
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Funny story: Harry Potter 7 Secrets Revealed

Harry Potter 7 Secrets Revealed

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is not scheduled for release until mid July. Hackers have been trying to break into the publishing company's computers to get the secrets to the new book, while thieves have tried to break into the building f...
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Funny story: Blair unveils London 2012 Olympic swastika logo

Blair unveils London 2012 Olympic swastika logo

London - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has unveiled the official London 2012 Oympic logo in the 'style and title' of a Nazi swastika.
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Gets Naked To Promote Lapdancing Laplanders and Protect Furry Muffs

Pamela Anderson Gets Naked To Promote Lapdancing Laplanders and Protect Furry Muffs

Notorious pneumatic-boobed ageing babe Pamela Anderson wants to open a chain of strip joints in her native Lapland. No stranger to getting her wobbling wangers out at every opportunity, including her kids sports days, Pammie has claimed she wants to...
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Funny story: Waffen SS sues London Olympics Commitee

Waffen SS sues London Olympics Commitee

In London today, remaining members of the Waffen SS sued the 2012 London Olympics committee for copyright infringement.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Endorses Ron Paul

Paris Hilton Endorses Ron Paul

Lynwood, CA. In a surprisingly candid interview with MSNBC's Matt Lauer, Paris Hilton today announced her endorsement of Ron Paul's (R-TX) candidacy. Speaking from a jail pay phone to Lauer, who was in New York City, Hilton explained she was...
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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Danielle Speaks Out On Current Crop Of Dimwits

Celebrity Big Brother Danielle Speaks Out On Current Crop Of Dimwits

Celebrity Big Brother housemate Danielle Lloyd has spoken out about current dimwitted participants Charley and Chanelle.
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Funny story: Harry Potter and The Sex, Dugs and Rock and Roll

Harry Potter and The Sex, Dugs and Rock and Roll

Millionaire Author JK Rowling shocked fans last night by announcing her plans to "Sex Up" her award winning Harry Potter series.
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Funny story: World's Ugliest Dog Crown Revoked; "Dog" revealed as Mexican Sewer Rat

World's Ugliest Dog Crown Revoked; "Dog" revealed as Mexican Sewer Rat

Petaluma, California - Scandal broke out at the annual Marin-Sonoma County Fair's World's Ugliest Dog competition last Friday. As officials had to revoke the Crown awarded to "Elwood," then believed to be a 2-year-old crossbreed mix...
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Funny story: Sanjaya Sister Shyamali Malakar Latest Nude Playboy Playmate

Sanjaya Sister Shyamali Malakar Latest Nude Playboy Playmate

Months after their fifteen minutes of fame ended, Sanjaya and Shyamali Malakar are back in the news. Shyamali has agreed to pose nude in Playboy magazine, while brother Sanjaya has agreed to do her hair for the shoot. Both rocketed to fame due to...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton strip searched, fails drug test

Paris Hilton strip searched, fails drug test

California - (Ass Mess): Hours after being brought back to jail on Judge Sauer's orders petulant socialite Paris Hilton has failed a mandatory drug test after a standard strip search made prison officers suspicious about her toxicity.
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Funny story: 'Mile-high UFO' spotted by British airline pilot

'Mile-high UFO' spotted by British airline pilot

Channel Islands - (Rioters): A British airline pilot has reported the first sighting of a mile-high club UFO over the Channel Islands.
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Funny story: First Big Brother Gay Kiss Leads to First Gay Sex

First Big Brother Gay Kiss Leads to First Gay Sex

During a carefully engineered game of "Truth or Dare" the two gays in the Big Brother house were egged into the houses' first full-on gay kiss, including tongues, slobbering and groping.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Sold to Blackstone in Private Equity Deal

Ron Paul Sold to Blackstone in Private Equity Deal

Ron Paul, a second-tier candidate for the Republican presidential nomination, was purchased today by the Blackstone Group in a private equity transaction estimated to be worth $6 billion.
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Funny story: Brittany Murphy Loses Weight, and Respect

Brittany Murphy Loses Weight, and Respect

LOS ANGELES - The results are in. After 1 day of research at the University Hospital Center of Tirana in Tirana, Albania, scientists finally discovered that due to heavy drug abuse, Brittney Murphy's acting talent has officially deceased. "Alth...
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Funny story: Doctor Fanny and Britney's vagina

Doctor Fanny and Britney's vagina

Top gynaecologist Dr Fanny Hole has hit out at the ignorance shown by the critics of Britney Spears's 'vagina' pictures.
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Funny story: Woman Thrown Out of Jail Trying to Sneak Paris Hilton Pictures

Woman Thrown Out of Jail Trying to Sneak Paris Hilton Pictures

Lynwood Calif. A female paparazzi was thrown out of the, Century Regional Detention Facility, now known as, "THE PARIS HILTON", today when it was discovered she was an imposter posing as a prisoner that was suppose to serve 30 days.
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Funny story: Beware of Deadly Beach Sand Holes

Beware of Deadly Beach Sand Holes

According a recent report in the "New England Journal of Medicine" more people have been killed at beaches by sand holes than by sharks.
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Funny story: New Clear Footage of the Loch Ness Monster Taken

New Clear Footage of the Loch Ness Monster Taken

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - New clear footage was taken of the Loch Ness Monster. Lab technician Gordon Holmes, 55, from Shipley, Yorkshire claims to have taken the photos while preparing to film his nude girlfriend standing before the famous Loch...
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Funny story: Abstinence Program Fails; Bush Sets Puberty Age at 18

Abstinence Program Fails; Bush Sets Puberty Age at 18

A Study commissioned by Congress promoting abstinence only programs has proven completely ineffective in preventing or delaying teenagers from having sexual intercourse. Therefore, President Bush has set the minimum age for puberty at 18 for all U.S...
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Funny story: Blake Lewis Named the Real Winner of American Idol

Blake Lewis Named the Real Winner of American Idol

In a surprising turn of events, it was announced Wednesday that 25-year old Blake Lewis was the actual winner of American Idol.
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Funny story: Neighbours and Channel Five Porn Shock

Neighbours and Channel Five Porn Shock

Channel five have really taken things too far this time when they revealed they will be taking on Australian family soap, Neighbours after its axe from BBC one, but only because they have persuaded neighbours bosses to make the show a little bit, in...
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Funny story: EastEnders Dawn In Baby Birth Terror

EastEnders Dawn In Baby Birth Terror

EastEnders Kara Tointon gives the performance of her life during tonight's episode of the miserable soap when the star, who plays Dawn, gives birth to a bouncing baby boy that is a hideous replica of bog-eyed
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Funny story: Nicole Richie's Court Case in Peril Over Paris Hilton Debacle

Nicole Richie's Court Case in Peril Over Paris Hilton Debacle

Any celebrities or public personalities with cases pending against them better plan on packing their bags for incarceration in response to Paris Hilton's early release. Speculation is, prosecutors will be over compensating their cases, loaded fo...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton seen fumbling in William's private quarters

Kate Middleton seen fumbling in William's private quarters

London - (Ass mess): To the rapturous joy of the 2,250,000+ gullible morons who make up the readership of the Mail on Sunday, former royal slapper Kate Middleton has been reported today as "disappearing up the Prince's private quarters&quo...
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Funny story: World of Warcraft Player Loses Virginity - In Real World!

World of Warcraft Player Loses Virginity - In Real World!

FALMOUTH, MA - 08/06/07. Players of Blizzard's popular online game, "World of Warcraft" were today reeling from the news that one of their brethren had lost their virginity - in the real world.
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Funny story: Aishwarya Rai asked to promote new vibrating condom

Aishwarya Rai asked to promote new vibrating condom

Madhya Pradesh, India - (Ass Mess): Bollywood superstar Aishwarya Rai has been asked to help promote a new vibrating condom as part of the Asian International Safe Sex campaign launched today.
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Funny story: See The Tattoo Lady

See The Tattoo Lady

HOLLYWOOD -- Once only at the sideshow, and now on every Hollywood piece of female meat -- I give you one more tattooed lady. This one's an up and coming Angelina Jolie carbon would-be copier.
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Funny story: Vegas Going Broke as Ron Paul's Odds Improve!

Vegas Going Broke as Ron Paul's Odds Improve!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Las Vegas - From sea to shining sea, Las Vegas has been the one place in America that has seen a profit through both good economic situations and bad, but Las Vegas is going broke as Ron Paul's odds move from 200 to 1 15 to...
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Funny story: Big Brother Chanelle To Replace Posh In Spice Girls Reunion

Big Brother Chanelle To Replace Posh In Spice Girls Reunion

After initial reports hinted that the Spice Girls were now broke, there was more news today on their unfortunate reunion when it emerged that Chanelle, the Posh Spice lookalike from the current
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Funny story: Chastity Ring Teen promotes Chastity Belt

Chastity Ring Teen promotes Chastity Belt

A GIRL of 16, fighting a ban that forbids her from wearing a ring to school that symbolizes her commitment to chastity, has now withdrawn her High Court action after criticisms that the legal action is an wasteful challenge to human rights legislatio...
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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Paralysed After Airport Security Incident

Victoria Beckham Paralysed After Airport Security Incident

Posh Spice Victoria Beckham has been paralysed after a security incident at LA international airport today. In the horrifying accident Victoria was asked to remove her 7 inch high trademark heels as she passed through a security device.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Feels Humiliated

Paris Hilton Feels Humiliated

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Paris Hilton, after kicking, screaming, and whining all the way to jail said that she was extremely humiliated and that people should be paying attention to important things like the War in Iraq and the men and wo...
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Funny story: Dune Fremen Unhappy on Earth

Dune Fremen Unhappy on Earth

After being evacuated from their doomed home planet, Arrakis, the Fremen of Dune fame are not adjusting well to their new lives as Kentucky race horse beeders. It appears they can't distinguish a horse from a mule.
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Funny story: Spice Girls reunion tour

Spice Girls reunion tour

The former girl group, the Spice Girls, have unfortunately been tempted out of retirement by the promise of £10 million each for a 25-date 'farewell' tour.
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Funny story: Disney making cartoon of Aishwarya Rai's fairytale life

Disney making cartoon of Aishwarya Rai's fairytale life

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): The Walt Disney movie company is to make a cartoon of the magical life of green-eyed Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai from her Indian beauty queen roots through to her Miss World Title and onto her stellar career as the queen of B...
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Funny story: Fat People Rise Up in Fury at Fat People Jokes

Fat People Rise Up in Fury at Fat People Jokes

FALMOUTH, MA - 19/06/07. Fatties across the world have risen up in anger at the constant jokes made about their chunky stature. The wobbly food scoffers have put down their KFC buckets to speak out against the humour often aimed at their lardy bellie...
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Funny story: Big Brother Emily To Sue Channel 4 In Racial Discrimination Row

Big Brother Emily To Sue Channel 4 In Racial Discrimination Row

Expelled Big Brother housemate Emily Parr has threatened Channel 4 with court action over her ousting from the House last week.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Fires Talent Agent!

Paris Hilton Fires Talent Agent!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Jail - Paris Hilton, after landing in jail again, has fired her talent agent. Michael Donkis, said on Tuesday that the 26-year-old socialite "is no longer a client of Endeavor," and her manager's office confirmed...
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Funny story: Madeleine McCann To Be Written into Harry Potter Novel

Madeleine McCann To Be Written into Harry Potter Novel

Missing British 4 year old Madeleine McCann will be hurriedly written into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows before its release date next month, J.K Rowling has confirmed today.
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Funny story: Emily Parr was C4 Big Brother Stooge

Emily Parr was C4 Big Brother Stooge

Following the spectacle that was Celebrity Big Brother, sparked by racist Jade Goody, Channel 4 lost its lucrative sponsorship deal with the Carphone Whorehouse. C4 was also forced to make no money from the voting and given a stern slap on the wrist...
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Funny story: Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick Admits Staging Bum Fights

Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick Admits Staging Bum Fights

SURRY, Va. -- Federal law enforcement officials serving a search warrant at Michael Vick's home investigating dog fighting allegations came up empty handed today. State police had assisted investigators from the U.S. Department of Agriculture and...
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Funny story: Husband and Wife Of 20 Years Discover They Are Brother And Sister

Husband and Wife Of 20 Years Discover They Are Brother And Sister

Spokane WA: Bill and Millie Roth, married 20 years discovered today that they share the same father. The Roth's were having DNA tests to discover who was more compatible for their 18 year old son who needed a kidney transplant. The DNA results, w...
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Funny story: Bookies' frenzy on Aishwarya and Abhishek's twin girls' names

Bookies' frenzy on Aishwarya and Abhishek's twin girls' names

Mumbai - (Ass Mess): A frenzy of betting has begun on the likely names that Bollywood megastars Aishwarya Rai and husband Abhishek Bachchan are likely to give their twin daughters that are said to be already on their way for a late January/early Feb...
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Funny story: Cambodian Dictator Wins 'Britain's Got Talent' TV Show

Cambodian Dictator Wins 'Britain's Got Talent' TV Show

A Cambodian dictator, thought to have died in 1998, has been declared the winner of the dreadful TV variety show Britain's Got Talent after his stirring rendition of the operatic favourite Nessun Dorma
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Funny story: Paris Hilton bulimic?

Paris Hilton bulimic?

Twin Towers, Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Shrinks at the Twin Towers jail psych ward have reported that Paris Hilton may be bulimic and could have carefully hidden her addition to self-purging for over a decade. The petulant heiress has spent two ni...
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Funny story: Homeopathic Doughnut Diet May Cure Obesity

Homeopathic Doughnut Diet May Cure Obesity

Winston-Salem, North Carolina - Nutritionists at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have discovered a promising side-effect that could help cure the obesity epidemic in the US. Apparently, eating only a few sprinkles from the top of a doughnut triggers a natura...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (PIXLEY GAZZETTE) --Lindsay Lohan, 20, strung-out & drugged-out starlet has checked into Britney Spear's old alma mater, The Promises Rehab Center by the Sea for Losers in Malibu. Loser...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Shocker IQ--180!

Jessica Simpson Shocker IQ--180!

(Hollywood--CA) In front of a gathering of reporters at the Regent-Beverly Wilshire hotel, Jessica Simpson calmly said: "I'm about to drop a bomb." After a second, there was a loud windbreak. "And now the news. I have a 180 I.Q.&q...
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Funny story: Iran Orders Death to Porn Stars: Screech in Hiding

Iran Orders Death to Porn Stars: Screech in Hiding

On Wednesday Iran's parliament voted in favor of a bill that calls for the execution of all persons convicted of working in the production of pornographic movies.
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Funny story: Spice Girls To Reunite

Spice Girls To Reunite

1990s common-as-muck Pop Slags, the Spice Girls have announced that they plan to reunite later this year. The "ladies" will announce a number of gigs throughout the UK sometime this week.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gets iPhone; Hackers Gunning For Her

Paris Hilton Gets iPhone; Hackers Gunning For Her

Paris Hilton has been seen using a new iPhone from Apple in recent paparazzi photos. Hilton previously got public attention for her digital device when hackers downloaded contact info from her cell phone back in 200...
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Funny story: London Olympic Logo Explained, Public Agrees

London Olympic Logo Explained, Public Agrees

The designers behind the much derided logo for the 2012 London Olympics have finally come up with a feasible explanation for the monstrosity, much to the public's relief.
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Funny story: Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, Feircely Jealous Over Paris Hilton Coverage.

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, Feircely Jealous Over Paris Hilton Coverage.

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are fuming mad over all the press and worldwide media attention Paris Hilton's court appearances and subsequent incarceration have garnered.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Infects Entire Prison Population

Paris Hilton's Vagina Infects Entire Prison Population

Lynwood Ca. Paris Hilton was released from the Century Regional Detention Center yesterday 20 days short of her 23 day sentence. Officials cited unspecified medical reasons for her early release.
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Funny story: Russian crap sculpture used as bait to bust Abramovich

Russian crap sculpture used as bait to bust Abramovich

London - (Ass Mess): In one of the biggest sting operations ever mounted against foreign organised crime dozens of huge crappy sculptures by rubbish Russian artists (sic) are being staged on display in Regent's Park this week.
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Funny story: Pol Pot Wins Britain's Got Talent

Pol Pot Wins Britain's Got Talent

The ex Cambodian PM shockingly won the Britain's Got Talent show last night. 2 million viewers voted for the tenor after his rendition of Nessun Dorma.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Wins Democratic Debate

Ron Paul Wins Democratic Debate

Ron Paul pulled off a surprise victory in the debate between Democratic presidential candidates on June 3rd in New Hampshire.
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Funny story: McDonald's-Monsanto merger, Ronald out

McDonald's-Monsanto merger, Ronald out

New York - The McDonald's and Monsanto corporations announced today that they have reached agreement on terms leading to a merger of the two industry leaders. The new entity, to be called "McSanto", will be a "comp...
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Funny story: $500,000.00 Bounty for First Paris Hilton Jail Pictures

$500,000.00 Bounty for First Paris Hilton Jail Pictures

The National Enquirer, Globe and various other tabloid newspapers have put out a bounty for the first Paris Hilton jail pictures. The paparazzi are drooling all over themselves trying to figure out a way to dig their claws into the "money shot&q...
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Funny story: Eddie Murphy pleads with media not to rush to Judgment that he's the father in wake of Nicole Richie Pregnancy Rumor

Eddie Murphy pleads with media not to rush to Judgment that he's the father in wake of Nicole Richie Pregnancy Rumor

Hollywood, California - Spending his Father's Day quietly waiting by the phone, not trusting his cell phone for fear he will lose the signal, in his Beverly Hills mansion. Not having slept for days since the blood test was taken last Friday to de...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Launches Fragrance for Fundraising

Barack Obama Launches Fragrance for Fundraising

Barack Obama, a leading Democratic candidate for President in 2008, announced today that he will sell a new cologne to boost his campaign finances.
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Funny story: U2's Larry Mullen Jr, Noel Gallagher and the Corrs to represent Ireland in Eurovision 2008

U2's Larry Mullen Jr, Noel Gallagher and the Corrs to represent Ireland in Eurovision 2008

Ireland has won the Eurovision song contest a record 7 times but were both humbled and humiliated this time around when the Irish entry 'They cant stop the spring' came last, amassing a grand total of five points thanks to Albania, a nation n...
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Funny story: Coronation Street Star Les Battersby To Be New James Bond

Coronation Street Star Les Battersby To Be New James Bond

The Coronation Street star Les Battersby has been confirmed as the actor chosen to be the new James Bond. The news comes close on the heels of Battersby's sacking from the soap after abusing fans...
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Funny story: Media Producing Mixed Messages on Ron Paul; Voters Confused

Media Producing Mixed Messages on Ron Paul; Voters Confused

With interest in the presidential primaries heating up among the electorate, television viewers are tuning in the major news networks to find out which candidate the media has chosen for them to vote for in the presidential primaries. However, more...
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Funny story: Big Brother George Galloway Hurt In Attack At Glasgow Airport

Big Brother George Galloway Hurt In Attack At Glasgow Airport

Respect MP George Galloway has made allegations to police that he was manhandled by ruffians in a sectarian attack at Glasgow Airport on Sunday.
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Funny story: Tinned fish giants produces Tuna-friendly dolphin

Tinned fish giants produces Tuna-friendly dolphin

Tinned fish giants have today announced their intention to start producing a range of tinned dolphin products which will all carry the label 'tuna friendly'.
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Funny story: Sony Brings Out Violent New PS3 Game Set In Vatican

Sony Brings Out Violent New PS3 Game Set In Vatican

Following condemnation from the Church Of England of the new bloodbath PS3 game set around Manchester Cathedral, game giants Sony have today revealed plans to bring out a new war game set within the holy confines of the Vatican.
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Funny story: QE2 sold to become floating brothel in Dubai

QE2 sold to become floating brothel in Dubai

London - (Ass mess): Now the carnival really is over for the luxury Cunard liner the QE2 as its owners the Carnival Group has announced that it has been sold to the Dubai World Company to become a floating brothel moored off the Palm Jumeirah develop...
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Funny story: Sheffield United Reinstated To Premier League, Must Change Nickname - Ruling

Sheffield United Reinstated To Premier League, Must Change Nickname - Ruling

Sheffield United, the team relegated from the Premier League on the last day of the season in May, are to be reinstated into the top flight, TheSpoof has learned.
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Funny story: Harry Potter Ending Revealed By Factory Worker

Harry Potter Ending Revealed By Factory Worker

Los Angeles (Reuterus) Apparently the ending of J.K. Rowling's final book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, could not stay a secret for long.
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Funny story: Indoor Olympic Games announced

Indoor Olympic Games announced

The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced that in addition to the traditional Summer and Winter Olympics, there will be a competition held for Indoor sports. Sports are expected to include darts, snooke...
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Funny story: Police Investigate Audacious Theft Of Queen's Handbag

Police Investigate Audacious Theft Of Queen's Handbag

Police from Scotland Yard are investigating the theft of Her Majesty the Queen's handbag which was taken whilst the monarch was attending the Trooping the Colour on Saturday morn...
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Funny story: Isle Of Man TT Race Is Safer Than Pulling-On Your Underpants - Claim

Isle Of Man TT Race Is Safer Than Pulling-On Your Underpants - Claim

The Isle of Man TT gets under way this weekend amid the usual calls for it to be scrapped, but statistics just out show that it isn't nearly as dangerous as some people seem to think.
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Funny story: Royal Ascot confirms Kate Middleton blacklisted

Royal Ascot confirms Kate Middleton blacklisted

Berkshire - (Ass Mess): Security sources at Royal Ascot racecourse have admitted today that Kate Middleton and a raft of other persona non grata individuals will not gain admittance to the prestigeous five day event scheduled to start on Tuesday 19th...
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Funny story: Bookface man sues Facebook for copyright infringement

Bookface man sues Facebook for copyright infringement

A man from East Sussex, UK, is suing social networking internet giant Facebook for copyright infringement after claiming that the company had stolen the web-based 'social unity' concept from his own life. Tim Weiny, 62, has been wearing a bo...
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Funny story: Coe spills beans on Olympic Mascot

Coe spills beans on Olympic Mascot

LONDON, UK - 4/6/07 - Lord Coe, ebullient with the success of the 2012 Olympic Logo, today showed this lucky reporter a sneak preview of the Olympic's mascot - Fingy the Finger.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Surrenders, Strip Search Tapes to be Released

Paris Hilton Surrenders, Strip Search Tapes to be Released

Lynwood Calif. Paris Hilton surrendered herself to the Los Angeles County Sheriffs Department Sunday night at 11:30 pm. Paris was booked into The Century Regional Detention Facility one day earlier than ordered by a Los Angeles judge.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Pose Nude For Playboy

Paris Hilton To Pose Nude For Playboy

Starlet and former inmate Paris Hilton will spend her second week out of jail posing for Hugh Hefner and Playboy. The personality and party girl has accepted a large offer to appear nude in the pages of the magazine. When asked why she was allowi...
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Funny story: Hull City And The Curse Of Death

Hull City And The Curse Of Death

Championship side Hull City have lost out at the eleventh hour in in an audacious bid to bring the Brazilian World Cup football star Juninho to their KC Stadium - due to an ANCIENT CURSE
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Funny story: England Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations

England Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations

Three England players were married today in the biggest show of commitment to the national team for decades.
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Funny story: West Ham United To Be Demoted Two Leagues

West Ham United To Be Demoted Two Leagues

West Ham United, saved from relegation from the Premier League by a last-minute fit of panic by Sheffield United in May, will be demoted by an incredible TWO LEAGUES when the panel looking into The B...
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Funny story: Judge Sets Execution Date for Paris Hilton

Judge Sets Execution Date for Paris Hilton

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer was not amused with all the gyrations going on with the Paris Hilton incarceration and subsequent early release granted by Sheriff Lee Bacca. In fact he was really pissed. The judge said the sheriffs department h...
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Funny story: "There's Somebody At The Door!" Rod Hull Speaks From The Grave

"There's Somebody At The Door!" Rod Hull Speaks From The Grave

Deceased puppet master, wiry ginger bloke and children's entertainer Rod Hull has sensationally contacted Emu from beyond the grave.
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Funny story: Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

A group from Lisbon is asking web users around the globe to vote on the latest list of Seven Wonders of the World. Voters will have until early July to cast their ballots to determine which seven man made objects created before the year 2000 will be...
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Funny story: McCann parents lined up for Panto

McCann parents lined up for Panto

Following their meeting with the Pope the parents of missing toddler Madeleine McCann are rumoured to be appearing on stage in a production of Oliver Twist this Christmas.
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Funny story: EastEnders Phil Mitchell Decides Not To Marry Stella

EastEnders Phil Mitchell Decides Not To Marry Stella

The scriptwriters, production staff and actors of BBC1's EastEnders have pulled out all the stops this week, with a gripping storyline involving domestic violence, misery, child abuse, murder and a little bit
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Funny story: Magic: The Gathering replacing chess for cerebral strategy games

Magic: The Gathering replacing chess for cerebral strategy games

(Renton, WA) Since its release in 1994, the trading card game Magic: The Gathering has been a huge success, even spawning an online version in 2002. Several other similar games such as Pokemon have shown lesser success.
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Funny story: Excessive Masturbation Leads to Growth of Extra Finger

Excessive Masturbation Leads to Growth of Extra Finger

While masturbation may not lead to blindness or the growth of hair on one's palms, as people have been told for hundreds, likely thousands of years, excessive masturbation appears to be linked to the growth of an extra digit on the primary hand u...
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Funny story: Ronaldo Knot Capable

Ronaldo Knot Capable

Manchester United ace, Cristiano Ronaldo has suffered a slight injury, which may set back his start to the new premiership season. The skilful winger known for his trademark step-over trick got himself into a tangle at training with his international...
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Funny story: Big Brother Ziggy Becomes Zippy In Emily Racism Fallout

Big Brother Ziggy Becomes Zippy In Emily Racism Fallout

After today's shock announcement that Emily Parr, the racist from Bristol, had been evicted from the Big Brother house for using a word likely to cause a breach of the peace, the lone male housem...
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Funny story: YouTube Censors Ron Paul Videos

YouTube Censors Ron Paul Videos

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Internets - In an effort to block, or at least slow down Ron Paul's extreme popularity on the internet, YouTube has been delaying videos meant for Ron Paul's Iowa Straw Poll campaign. This is only one small part of...
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Funny story: Big Brother Racist Emily Parr Holds Rally

Big Brother Racist Emily Parr Holds Rally

In her latest attempts to rebrand her self as a non racist, Big Brother racist Emily Parr has held a rally against racism and the slave trade.
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Funny story: Chastity Banned in Secondary Schools

Chastity Banned in Secondary Schools

A teenage girl, known only as Miss Playsfootsie, has been ordered to remove her "chastity ring" at a school in Horsham, West Sussex in case she offends hoardes of already pregnant schoolgirl classmates.
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