Funny story: Child Support Agency Looks for God's Help

Child Support Agency Looks for God's Help

The Child Support Agency today announced the formation of a special "Cold Case Files" department. It will consist of a number of temporary units tasked with researching and finding missing spouses or partners for financial support of childr...
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Funny story: British Museum plans daft new £100m complex

British Museum plans daft new £100m complex

Londpn - (Ass Mess): Not content with its dodgy past heritage that saw it built from the myriad pillagings of foreign civilizations' antiquities, heirlooms and archaeological treasures, the British Museum is embarking on yet another fiasco to add...
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Funny story: Trailer Trash Doherty living under London's Westway dual carriageway

Trailer Trash Doherty living under London's Westway dual carriageway

London - (Ass Mess): Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has moved into his bijou, open-plan, post-modernist, uniquely-appointed estate-agents' dream trailer under the West London dual carriageway called Westway.
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Funny story: Americans Divided Over Who The Real Americans Are

Americans Divided Over Who The Real Americans Are

Santa Clarita, CA- Even a national holiday cannot stem the river of commerce, as revelers packed the parking lot of the local Wal-Mart for last-minute purchases. Filling their SUVs with bargain bags of charcoal and cases of drinks, shoppers were eag...
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Funny story: Millionaire, 75, To Wed 21 y.o. Stripper

Millionaire, 75, To Wed 21 y.o. Stripper

(Malibu) - In another example of older man/younger woman relationships, 75-year-old Will Grabbem, of Mailbu, California, is set to wed 21-year-old Igot Implantz, of Santa Monica, next month.
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Funny story: McCain Introduces New Immigration Bill

McCain Introduces New Immigration Bill

Due to his rapidly deteriorating poll numbers among conservatives, John McCain introduced a new bill on the Senate floor today.
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Funny story: Diverse Groups Join Forces to Weaken Terrorism

Diverse Groups Join Forces to Weaken Terrorism

New York, NY (IP)- A diverse group consisting of the press, institutions of finance, and governments (PIGF) has joined forces to take the wind out of the sails of the international terror machine. In a rare victory for common sense these groups have...
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Funny story: "Lewis too quick." F1 Bosses Say.

"Lewis too quick." F1 Bosses Say.

In a rare move today, F1 officials emerged from a meeting and stated that rookie driver Lewis Hamilton would have to carry a handicap for the rest of the season.
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Funny story: Brown's outsource the monarchy shock

Brown's outsource the monarchy shock

GORDON Brown may carry through sweeping reform of Britain's confused constitutional situation by taking the prudent option and outsourcing the monarchy.
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Funny story: HSBC: our 7/7/07 numerology fears

HSBC: our 7/7/07 numerology fears

Hong Kong - (Ass Mess): Mounting tension among banking giant HSBC's numerology consultants has reached paranoid levels according to Hong Kong sources watching Chinese market movements ahead of this weekend's fabled 7/7/07 date.
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Funny story: Windows Vista: Patches and Fixes

Windows Vista: Patches and Fixes

Windows Vista---worth the money? Well, it definitely is if you're like me---well-connected to a very high-placed sales rep at PC Magazine who sold me his copy for $35 and my DVD of Leprechaun, which, friends and neighbors, I've had for so long that he's forgotten IT'S ACTUALLY HIS (SCORE!!) But predictably, Bill Gates's newest offering is full of problems. Simply right...
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Funny story: Several Movies I Could Have Ruined If Only I Had Just Been Given the Chance

Several Movies I Could Have Ruined If Only I Had Just Been Given the Chance

Lord of the Rings Frodo discovers Sudoku halfway through the adventure and from that point on can't even be bothered to look up from the goddamn page once in a while...
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Funny story: This Week's Chicken Specials

This Week's Chicken Specials

Perdue Farms chicken---mass-produced, chickens kept inhumanely $4.99 per pound...
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Funny story: Ten Movies I Will Never Make

Ten Movies I Will Never Make

1) "It's an out-of-this-world holiday romp that'll have you on a rocketship to fun!"...
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Funny story: Ten Captions for Lesser-Known Garfield Cartoons

Ten Captions for Lesser-Known Garfield Cartoons

1) I'M ALMOST CERTAIN IT'S ONLY A PLUSH TOY, BUT MAN, I WOULDN'T MIND GETTIN' ON SOME OF THAT...
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Funny story: Doherty slams Kate Moss as paranoid old slag

Doherty slams Kate Moss as paranoid old slag

London - (Rioters): Babyshambles musician Pete Doherty has slammed Kate Moss as a paranoid old slag whose jealousies drove him over the edge into crack cocaine use.
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Funny story: Yuletide Fire Log Videos In Review

Yuletide Fire Log Videos In Review

It may only be July, but it's never to early to think about just which Yuletide Fire Log video you've got to add to your holiday collection. Here's the skinny on the best of the best on DVD: Yuletide Fire Log * * *...
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Funny story: Craig Bellamy To Be "Thrown Out Of Liverpool"

Craig Bellamy To Be "Thrown Out Of Liverpool"

Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez has told reporters that the days of troublesome striker Craig Bellamy at the club are numbered.
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Funny story: Princess's son court bid fails

Princess's son court bid fails

Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Ass Mess): A man claiming to be the illegitimate son of Princess Margaret and Ronald Ronald Reagan has failed in his court bid to get a slice of her estate and that of the Queen Mother.
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Funny story: Commuting or Conjugal? Confused Pimp Daddy Bush Frees Libby

Commuting or Conjugal? Confused Pimp Daddy Bush Frees Libby

While many people across the country are outraged at President Bush's commuting the sentence of Scooter Libby those in Washington blame Vice President Dick Cheney for fooling the gullible President.
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Funny story: Republicans Propose Solution to Global Warming

Republicans Propose Solution to Global Warming

Today a Republican led committee proposed what the Bush Administration is hailing as "the" solution to global warming. Scientists have developed a prototype of a machine that can lower the temperature around it by several degrees.
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Funny story: Tennis Breaks out at Wimbledon

Tennis Breaks out at Wimbledon

AFTER the most successful run of uninterrupted rain - record-breaking fucking buckets of the stuff - a potential three-day outbreak of tennis is set to mar the final weekend of Wimbledon.
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Funny story: eBay :: Paris Hilton Garbage Big Seller

eBay :: Paris Hilton Garbage Big Seller

HOLLYWOOD (PARIS HILTON's TRASH CAN) -- Paris Hilton's crumpled shopping list is for sale on eBay. Item Number: 110145031520. Have not bid. Must phone my Editor. Starting bid: US $45.00. Postage: US $9.00 Redwood framed.
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Funny story: Iraq war blamed on faulty SatNav

Iraq war blamed on faulty SatNav

GEORGE W Bush this week admitted the war in Iraq was a mistake but blamed the invasion on his Satnav system.
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Funny story: Smoker's rebellion: Landlord moves pub outside

Smoker's rebellion: Landlord moves pub outside

Britain's first totally outdoor bar was opened in the small hamlet of Smokington-on-Sea today.
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Funny story: Keith Richards to play Larry King in biopic...

Keith Richards to play Larry King in biopic...

Universe studios: After starring in the third pirates movie in a cameo role, Keith Richards, the Rolling bones rockstar, is all set to show his acting prowess in a brand new movie to be directed by Al Gore.
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Funny story: Airport protester arrested, cigarette put out

Airport protester arrested, cigarette put out

Glasgow - Police described the fire at Glasgow Airport today as "total madness".
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Funny story: Muslims "Afraid To Go Out" Say Leaders

Muslims "Afraid To Go Out" Say Leaders

British Muslims are afraid to leave their own homes because they are fearful for their lives, say leaders at a mosque in Birmingham.
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Funny story: Maxwell Smart Forgot that the Cone of Silence Doesn't Work on Diaries

Maxwell Smart Forgot that the Cone of Silence Doesn't Work on Diaries

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - TheSpoof.com - Maxwell Smart forgot that the Cone of Silence doesn't work on books. He wrote a diary exposing some of his most devious deeds in history, including killing Cock Robin. The diary was exposed by Jalapenoman,...
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Funny story: Cheney Framed Young Albert Gore

Cheney Framed Young Albert Gore

Orange County, California (The Scallion) - Dick Cheney (code named 'ANGLER') ordered a Gestapo unit to track down Al Gore III and to plant contraband on him.
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Funny story: 'Damn Mexican' Surpasses Bill Gates as World's Richest Human Being

'Damn Mexican' Surpasses Bill Gates as World's Richest Human Being

MEXICO CITY (Reuterus) - Mexican businessman Carlos 'Shady' Slim has a net worth of nearly $68 billion dollars, surpassing the wealth of Microsoft's Bill Gates. Most of the increase in Mr. Slim's wealth is due to recent trends in the...
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Funny story: Newfoundland Ferry Nearly Capsizes due to Unruly Behavior

Newfoundland Ferry Nearly Capsizes due to Unruly Behavior

Port aux Basques, Newfoundland (The Gulf News) - Roger Flood, President & CEO of Marine Atlantic Inc. which provides ferry service between Newfoundland & Labrador and Nova Scotia, announced a near-sinking of one of the world's largest vessels las...
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Funny story: The Last Temptation of Paris Hilton

The Last Temptation of Paris Hilton

In a candid interview, with the Financial Times, of London, Paris Hilton revealed that in prison she suffered a traumatic moral breakdown and that she was only able to recover, thanks to a complete biblical make over.
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