Funny story: Names welcome for new Disney disgarded baby

Names welcome for new Disney disgarded baby

When a newborn infant was found in a public toilet at a Disney theme park, she was given the name Jasmine after the character from the movie mogul's Alladin.
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Funny story: Dave says flooding 'Act of God.'

Dave says flooding 'Act of God.'

Leader of the opposition Conservative party, David Cameron, announced today that the recent spate of torrential rainfall afflicting southern England is the work of God.
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Funny story: Study: Bullies not reported soon enough

Study: Bullies not reported soon enough

Concerned parents around the world are increasingly worried about the sheer number of bullies harassing their children. "It's becoming an epidemic here and in other schools everywhere," said a Canadian education official.
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Funny story: Celeb crackfiends' guide to the Whorely Arms

Celeb crackfiends' guide to the Whorely Arms

London - (Rotters): The Serious and Disorganised Crime Agency has published details of London celebs' favorite crack den the Whorely Arms in Camden, gleaned from online blogspots, diairies and MyFaecesBook entries.
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Funny story: Big Brother Housemates Reject Neo-Platonism

Big Brother Housemates Reject Neo-Platonism

The Big Brother housemates had a lie-in yesterday, following Friday's heated discussion about the existence of God and the fundamentals of humanistic morality.
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Funny story: Bush colonoscopy: surgeons find DC madam's phone number microdots

Bush colonoscopy: surgeons find DC madam's phone number microdots

Camp David - (Ass Mess): Surgeons foraging for polyps hidden deep inside President George W Bush's colon today were surprised to find titanium microdots etched with secret telephone numbers belonging to DC madam Deborah Jean Palfrey's hooker...
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Funny story: Shell Oil ordered to suspend Alaska drilling pending Corrupt Bastards court case

Shell Oil ordered to suspend Alaska drilling pending Corrupt Bastards court case

Anchorage, Alaska - (Ass Mess): The 9th US Circuit Court of Appeals has ordered Shell Oil to stop exploratory drilling off the North Alaska coast until the VECO corruption trials involving Alaskan politician members of the Corrupt Bastards Club are o...
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Funny story: Video games growing addiction in rehab centers

Video games growing addiction in rehab centers

Self-proclaimed video game addicts have been checking into rehabiliation centers in growing numbers. While many clinics are reluctant to accept such a diagnosis, the applicant's health often warrants a recuperative stay.
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Funny story: 2008 Olympic Games' Weather Forecast: Projectiles (with a Slight Chance of Rain)

2008 Olympic Games' Weather Forecast: Projectiles (with a Slight Chance of Rain)

BEIJING (WTF News) - As China gears up for next summer's Olympic Games, the rest of the world braces for what might happen if it threatens to rain during Opening Ceremonies scheduled for August 8, 2008.
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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Wins Harvard Peace Prize

Osama Bin Laden Wins Harvard Peace Prize

(Boston) - Terrorist Osama Bin Laden today was awarded the prestigious Harvard Peace Prize for not attacking the United States in the previous year.
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Funny story: TSA knuckles under to shoe bombing breast milk feeding terrorist lobby

TSA knuckles under to shoe bombing breast milk feeding terrorist lobby

Washington, D.C. - After several years of lobbying Washington, the shoe bombing breast milk feeding terrorist association today successfully got the TSA to lift its ban against lighters and breast milk. The ban will be lifted on August 4, 2007, givin...
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Funny story: Jesus Destroys Ten Commandment Tablets

Jesus Destroys Ten Commandment Tablets

Murphy, North Carolina (IP) - Ham radio operators in the bible belt stronghold of Murphy, North Carolina report that Jesus came into town today, picked up the ten commandment tablets and in a scene similar to the one where he chastised the money chan...
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Funny story: Harry Potter Ripped Me Off Says Mr Mop

Harry Potter Ripped Me Off Says Mr Mop

Those copyright lawyers are rubbing their hands with glee as today sees what could be the biggest book battle ever.
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Funny story: Astrology Accused of Being a False Science

Astrology Accused of Being a False Science

Andromeda Galaxy (M-31) - Carl Sagan recently traveled to Earth via a worm hole. He stated that he is living comfortably on planet Zicron. He described it as being a peaceful place where common sense rules and the uncrowded population there does no...
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Funny story: Promising Sudoku Game Ends Badly

Promising Sudoku Game Ends Badly

FAIRFAX, VA. (Heewack News Network) -- A daily Sudoku exercise that began on a promising note for Jim Lazarone ended in a quagmire of mangled numbers and bitterness on an outward-bound Metro train.
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Funny story: Child Spots Strings Behind Bush and Other Politicians

Child Spots Strings Behind Bush and Other Politicians

Washington, USA (IP UP WE ALL P) - In a scene reminiscent of the underlying theme in the story, "The Emperor Wears No Clothes" a child has observed what appears to be clear monofilament strings rising from the back of the president and most...
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Funny story: Al Gore Won't Run - He Might Actually Win

Al Gore Won't Run - He Might Actually Win

Bosstown, MA (IP UP WE All P) - An interview with Al Gore while he was intoxicated revealed some disturbing truths that could land him in hot water with the powers that really run things.
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Funny story: Britain Under Attack From Terrorist Weather Threat

Britain Under Attack From Terrorist Weather Threat

The flooding currently affecting many parts of the British Isles is the work of terrorists, a leading meteorological expert has told police.
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Funny story: OCOB: The Sauce Of All Evil: Part 5

OCOB: The Sauce Of All Evil: Part 5

In the last instalment:...
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Funny story: Translation software breaks down - no-one can understand Scots any more

Translation software breaks down - no-one can understand Scots any more

In a blow to Alex Salmond's promise to bring Scotland into the 21st century, the translation software that enables the rest of the world to understand what Scotch folk say, has broken down.
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Funny story: Heavy Flooding Blamed On Rain

Heavy Flooding Blamed On Rain

The recent widespread flooding that has affected many parts of the UK, is down to heavy rain, it has been claimed by experts.
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Funny story: Man Utd 'Will Never Sell Players To Liverpool' Says Ferguson

Man Utd 'Will Never Sell Players To Liverpool' Says Ferguson

Manchester United manager Alice Ferguson made an extraordinary statement on the club's website last night finally ending speculation that Gabriel Heinze might become a Liverpool...
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Funny story: Is being gay a choice?

Is being gay a choice?

It seems everyone has an opinion as to whether being gay is a product of genetics, environment, biology societal conditioning or something else entirely. A beefy Republican friend of mine -- who claims to be "super straight" -- argues that it's a choice. He's totally anti-gay and brags about how much he hates gays. During our conversation I tried to be diplomatic with him, seeing...
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Funny story: L.A. Paparazzi Fail to Photograph David Beckham, Suspect Him of Being a Werewolf

L.A. Paparazzi Fail to Photograph David Beckham, Suspect Him of Being a Werewolf

David Beckham and his family have managed to frustrate the L.A. paparazzi so far. They have tried camping outside his home, his parking spot at the soccer stadium and have even been invited in for breakfast at Beckham's home, but still have faile...
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Funny story: Bush Spends Day Fly Fishing

Bush Spends Day Fly Fishing

Washington, USA (IP UP WE All P) - President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney spent the entire day fly fishing the back waters of the Potomac river today.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Seeks to Legalize Freedom

Ron Paul Seeks to Legalize Freedom

In a crushing blow to Republicans, Presidential hopeful Ron Paul announced today that he would like to return the United States to its Constitutional roots, allow people to do any non-violent thing they want and restore privacy rights to ordinary cit...
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