Funny story: Dracula Castle For Sale In Transylvania

Dracula Castle For Sale In Transylvania

The famous Dracula's Castle, the Translyvanian landmark once home of Vlad the Impaler and also known as Bran Castle, is up for sale in Romania. The sale price is estimated to be about $135 million in U.S. dollars.
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Funny story: US diplomat's death suicide?

US diplomat's death suicide?

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Pentagon has come out strongly in favor of a suicide theory behind the mysterious death of US diplomat Lieutenant-Colonel Thomas Mooney, 45, a defense attache in Cyprus.
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Funny story: Indicators to be optional on new Fords

Indicators to be optional on new Fords

Car manufacturers Ford have bowed to mounting pressure and finally agreed to make indicators an optional extra on all cars produced for the UK market from 1st September this year.
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Funny story: Salman Rushdie dumped by wife No #4

Salman Rushdie dumped by wife No #4

London - (Rioters): Salman Rushdie's fourth wife Padma Lakshmi is divorcing him after the furor his recent knighthood caused in Asian countries across the world where he is seen as a Mossad spy sucking off Nazi squatters in Buckingham Palace.
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Funny story: Eighth Glasgow terror attack arrest: cops hold 'top IRA man'

Eighth Glasgow terror attack arrest: cops hold 'top IRA man'

Glasgow - (Ass Mess): Police in Paisley, Scotland have said they have arrested a "top IRA man" in connection with the car bomb attempt to blow up Glasgow Airport.
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Funny story: Thousands of seats empty at concert promoting William and Harry

Thousands of seats empty at concert promoting William and Harry

Wembley Stadium - (Ass Mess): Over ten thousand tickets remained unsold at yesterday's Wembley concert promoting William and Harry's claims to be sons of the late Diana, Princess of Wales.
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Funny story: Shooting Statistics -- Washington vs Iraq

Shooting Statistics -- Washington vs Iraq

WASHINGTON D.C. (Statistic Institute) -- Regardless of where you stand on the issue of the U.S. involvement in Iraq, there is one sobering statistic we can't escape.
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Funny story: Hilton, Lohan, Spears, Duff star in Where The Boys Are remake

Hilton, Lohan, Spears, Duff star in Where The Boys Are remake

HOLLYWOOD (EXCLUSIVE) -- Sleepworks SKG may produce a 21st century remake of "Where The Boys Are" (working title: Left Tit Showing) summer 2008. The movie is set to star Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Hilary Duff, an indus...
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Funny story: Ireland to leave European Union

Ireland to leave European Union

The European Parliament in Brussels was in uproar this afternoon after Ireland's Prime Minister Bertie Ahern announced to a hastily convened meeting of EU Heads of State that Ireland would no longer be a member state nor would they continue using...
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Funny story: John McCain's Plan Backfired

John McCain's Plan Backfired

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iowa - John McCain's influence in keeping Ron Paul out of the Iowa Christian Alliance Republican debate backfired when Ron Paul showed up to greet over 1000 of his supporters in his own meeting next door. There were 1000 s...
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Funny story: $ign Of The Times: Rolex By Hezbollah

$ign Of The Times: Rolex By Hezbollah

(Geneva--Switzerland) That fake Rolex you buy on the street could be funding terrorist activities, according to witnesses testifying before the Senate Homeland Security Subcommittee. The bad news, it still will be funding terrorist activities. The go...
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Funny story: Sports Gene Found In Men

Sports Gene Found In Men

(Princeton) - Scientists at Princeton have discovered a new male gene that predisposes some men to have an avid interest in sports. The "sports" gene occurs most commonly in younger men, 18-39.
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Funny story: Maxwell Smart Memoirs Deliver Truth Behind JFK Assassination

Maxwell Smart Memoirs Deliver Truth Behind JFK Assassination

Memoirs of the late Maxwell Smart, a secret agent who worked many years for C.O.N.T.R.O.L., revealed the long, unknown truth about the assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy. The former President was shot in Dealey Plaza in Dallas, Texas in 1963.
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Funny story: "You screwed up bigtime over Chevron Texaco owners" Putin slams Poppy Bush

"You screwed up bigtime over Chevron Texaco owners" Putin slams Poppy Bush

Kennebunkport, Maine - (Ass Mess): "Just what kind of shit do you imagine you got me into Mr President?" sobbed Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin to his Kennebunkport host George Bush Senior today.
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Funny story: Overhead Projectors considered 'dangerous'

Overhead Projectors considered 'dangerous'

According to research carried out by the BBC, it seems that overhead Projectors are, in fact, alive and dangerous.
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Funny story: Mossad suicide spook linked to London terror gang

Mossad suicide spook linked to London terror gang

Glasgow - (Ass Mess): Marwan Ashraf, the billionaire ex-Mossad/KGB spook who mysteriously fell to his death from the ground floor balcony of his London flat last week in a typical double agent-style suicide, may have been the recruitment brains behin...
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Funny story: Boffins invent indoor smoking device

Boffins invent indoor smoking device

With the recent ban on smoking in public area's around the UK, boffins have invented an indoor smoking device to combat the loss of working hours affecting industry.
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Funny story: Why are people offended by porn?

Why are people offended by porn?

I was on the Flickr Photo web site the other day with my lady friend. We stumbled upon a picture of a nude woman with her legs spread.
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Funny story: Brilliant NHS necrologist is UK terror gang leader

Brilliant NHS necrologist is UK terror gang leader

New Scotland Yard, London - (Ass Mess): The top suspect of the London and Glasgow Al Qaeda car bombers is a brilliant necrologist working for the NHS, police have said today.
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Funny story: Britney Spears and her Bra Fashion Faux Pas

Britney Spears and her Bra Fashion Faux Pas

Last night, Britney put on her black panties, her black hose, her black short shorts, her black see-through lace top, her black shoes, her gray newsboy hat, her black sun glasses, grabbed her black bag, ...and wore a purple bra. The secret is now...
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Funny story: Loud Music Could Send You Deaf, Warn Doctors

Loud Music Could Send You Deaf, Warn Doctors

Analysts looking into the causes of long-time hearing problems have discovered an alarming link between deafness and loud music, says a recent report.
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Funny story: Car Bomb At Glasgow Airport Was A Protest Against Smoking Ban, Say Police

Car Bomb At Glasgow Airport Was A Protest Against Smoking Ban, Say Police

The attempted bombing of Glasgow Airport on Saturday, was most likely a protest against the Government's new Smoking Ban, say Police.
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Funny story: 'Darker' Potter drug orgy scene set to shock parents

'Darker' Potter drug orgy scene set to shock parents

The eighteenth instalment of JK Rowling's Harry Potter series will shock it's young fans critics are warning. Harry Potter and the Elixir of Rave will show teen heart-throb Daniel Radcliffe's character 'up to his pimply neck in high quality drugs...
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Funny story: Fopp Records To Hold Massive CD Giveaway

Fopp Records To Hold Massive CD Giveaway

Fopp, the record store that called in the administrators last weekend, is to hold a massive unprecedented giveaway of stock to loyal customers.
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Funny story: White House Stench Needs Clean Sweep: Hillary Clinton

White House Stench Needs Clean Sweep: Hillary Clinton

MIAMI (FMLiveWire) - Exterminators and fumigators are now bidding to perform a "clean sweep" of the White House. The sweep is needed because President Bush has fostered "a culture of cronyism, corruption and incompetence" Hillary...
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Funny story: Pregnant Woman Defeats Kobayashi in Hot Dog Eating Contest

Pregnant Woman Defeats Kobayashi in Hot Dog Eating Contest

Coney Island, New York - 29-year-old competitive eater, Takeru 'The Tsunami' Kobayashi, has been upstaged by a woman in her first trimester of pregnancy during the annual Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating contest.
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Funny story: Desperate 'House Husband' Attempts Hara-Kiri Over TV Programming

Desperate 'House Husband' Attempts Hara-Kiri Over TV Programming

SEATTLE (Post-Intelligencer) - A stay-at-home dad attempted ritual suicide after being exposed to too many women's interest TV programs.
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Funny story: Church "Theme Hymns" By Organization

Church "Theme Hymns" By Organization

In a standard church hymnal, there are a lot of songs. The titles of some lend themselves to humor. For example, tell a child vocally that there is one called "Gladly the Cross I'd Bear" (there is really a hymn by that title) and they will hear "Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear."...
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Funny story: President Bush Changes His Name

President Bush Changes His Name

President George W. Bush held a press conference this morning and announced that he has legally changed his name to Jorge Arbusto. Jorge is Spanish for George and Arbusto is Spanish for Bush. Hence, he will now be known as El Presidente Jorge Arbus...
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Funny story: Texas Expands Capital Punishment To Include Traffic Offenses

Texas Expands Capital Punishment To Include Traffic Offenses

July 1 is the beginning of the fiscal year in many polities around the country. As such, many new pieces of legislation become active. For example, in the state of Virginia, draconian penalties for traffic violations are now in place which include...
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Funny story: Glasgow Airport Unfazed by Attack

Glasgow Airport Unfazed by Attack

Security has been tightened around Scotland's premier exit point for Scots wishing to emigrate and find a job after a Jeep full of smokers was allegedly driven into the entrance of Glasgow Airport in order to protest at the ban on smoking in Engl...
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Funny story: Hamas Joins Fatah in Buyout Bid for Israel

Hamas Joins Fatah in Buyout Bid for Israel

Palestinian groups Hamas and Fatah set aside their differences yesterday and announced they would work together along with private equity firms to buy out Israel for an estimated price of $1 trillion. Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert had no officia...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Comes Forward With Universal Health Care Plan

Ron Paul Comes Forward With Universal Health Care Plan

Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul spoke today about the need for a sound health care system. In his speech he set forth his own proposal for universal health care.
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Funny story: Dick Armey & Barney Frank: Fraternal Twins Separated Since Birth

Dick Armey & Barney Frank: Fraternal Twins Separated Since Birth

Fargo, North Dakota (The Forum of Fargo-Moorhead) - Former Texas Representative Richard Keith "Dick" Armey and current Massachusetts Representative Barnett "Barney" Frank are actually fraternal twins.
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Funny story: Box Cutters to Come With Warning

Box Cutters to Come With Warning

Denver - Box cutters will soon come with a written warning in much the same way that cigarettes do.
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Writer Falls Short of Satirical Freefall Goal

TheSpoof.com Writer Falls Short of Satirical Freefall Goal

US and A (ESPN) - As part of the latest X Games circuit, SpaceElevator fell short of his attempt to contribute ninety pieces of satire in thirty days. Before the event the fledgling remarked, "I am not very good with numbers, but I think that&#...
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Funny story: Bush Seclects New White House Meeting Place

Bush Seclects New White House Meeting Place

(MUSICMAN PRESS) It appears the Commander-in-Chief has begun holding cabinet meeting in an unusual locale.
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