Funny story: Milky Way really an inky blot

Milky Way really an inky blot

A chance viewing of a negative photograph of the Milky Way has led to one expert in Astronomy claiming that in reality it is just an ink blot in reverse.
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Funny story: Posh Spice Dish Bland and Undercooked

Posh Spice Dish Bland and Undercooked

Victoria Beckham's over-hyped reality show was soundly thrashed in the ratings by absolutely everything on television, driving home the point that nobody in America gives a flip about Posh Spice.
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Funny story: Homer Simpson fertility god effigy is omen say Pagans

Homer Simpson fertility god effigy is omen say Pagans

Cerne Abbas, Wiltshire - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Whoever daubed a Homer Simpson fertility god effigy next to the UK's most sacred Wiccan symbol, the Cerne Abbas Giant, may have evoked a terrible ancient curse according to local Wiltshire Pagans wh...
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Funny story: Cabinet Reshuffle - Russians Get Their Way

Cabinet Reshuffle - Russians Get Their Way

In a fit of pique, Prime Minister Gordon Brown had yet another cabinet reshuffle today.
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Funny story: Kate Moss booked in for customised vagina remould

Kate Moss booked in for customised vagina remould

New York - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): So is it rhinoplasty after too much nose-powdering with ex-lover Pete Doherty or something a little more intimate - like a a customised vagina remould - that has brought Kate Moss to Manhattan's top plastic surge...
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Funny story: Cops say JK Rowling's agent 'at heart of ten year deception'

Cops say JK Rowling's agent 'at heart of ten year deception'

New Scotland Yard, London - (Ass Mess): Serious Fraud Office sources have said today that Christopher Little, the literary agent who masterminded JK Rowling's spectacular ten year deception as the rightful author of the Harry Potter series, is at...
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Funny story: Muchi Hai has first artificial dream

Muchi Hai has first artificial dream

(Tokyo) Modern day cyborg Muchai Hai is recovering well from recent surgery to upgrade her cell phone implant to a Web
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Funny story: Vermont Town Bans Nudity In City Limits

Vermont Town Bans Nudity In City Limits

Brattleboro, Vermont will no longer be the happy, bouncy little town it once was. In a 3 to 2 vote, the town council voted to ban nudity within the city limits. This ban includes people going naked on main roads, in public areas, or within 250 feet...
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Funny story: Winona Ryder Finally Answers Questions On Shoplifting Incident

Winona Ryder Finally Answers Questions On Shoplifting Incident

Actress Winona Ryder has finally come clean and opened up to reporters on her famous December, 2001 shoplifting incident at a California Sak's Fifth Avenue. Speaking from a press room at the Beverly Hills Hilton, Winona offered the following sta...
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Funny story: Chertoff Homeland Security Gut War

Chertoff Homeland Security Gut War

Michael Chertoff's announcement of a "gut feeling" or "feeling in his gut" that the U.S. may be struck again by Al Qaeda terrorists should be commended and not subject to criticism by knit picking, hair splitting, cuff scoffin...
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Funny story: China Expands Definition of Bribery to Include Accepting Kindness from Strangers

China Expands Definition of Bribery to Include Accepting Kindness from Strangers

BEIJING (Voice of America) - In an effort to stamp out widespread corruption that could threaten the Communist Party's legitimacy, Chinese officials will now face prosecution for corruption by merely accepting a stranger's kindness.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Sister Nicky Give Michael Moore's 'Sicko' Two Thumbs Up

Paris Hilton and Sister Nicky Give Michael Moore's 'Sicko' Two Thumbs Up

LOS ANGELES (Variety Magazine) - Paris Hilton and her sister, Nicky, recently ventured out to see the movie 'Sicko' at The Grove in Los Angeles. Post-screening interviews with the pair can be summarized as follows: two great big thumbs way...
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Funny story: BBC used fake kids in Children In Greed phone con

BBC used fake kids in Children In Greed phone con

Broadcasting House, London - (Rotters): UK public service broadcaster the BBC has suspended all phone-in competition scams today after the TV regulator confirmed that the Children In Need fundraiser program used fake kids and the offspring of well-of...
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Funny story: Michael Barrymore: "I fear for my life after Putin's warning"

Michael Barrymore: "I fear for my life after Putin's warning"

Essex - (Ass mess): Michael Barrymore has told friends that he fears for his life following this week's pronouncement by Russian President Vladimir Sputum of 'serious reprisals' following the expulsion of four Russian spooks from London.
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Funny story: Big Brother Contestant With Discernable Intelligence - Shock!

Big Brother Contestant With Discernable Intelligence - Shock!

The Big Brother house was today still reeling from the discovery that Clifford Jones (30), a writer and university lecturer from Greater Manchester, is able to display a number of unique talents which have stunned his fellow contestants.
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Funny story: Beckhams Air Miles Confusion

Beckhams Air Miles Confusion

LA Galaxy bound Beckham is faced with a massive decision about his transatlantic travelling lifestyle.
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Funny story: God Save the Queen

God Save the Queen

13 July 2007 Mark Thompson - Director-General...
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Funny story: GB goes Havana crazy in pale GG imitation

GB goes Havana crazy in pale GG imitation

The big news from within the corridors of power is that the Premier, Mr Gordon Brown has admitted to being a huge fan of none other than Topcat George Galloway himself.
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Funny story: Chelsea's Arjen Robben Clears Off To Spain

Chelsea's Arjen Robben Clears Off To Spain

Arjen Robbing, the Chelsea whinger and diver, has agreed personal terms with Spanish footballing giants Real Madrid and will sign for them as soon as he gets back to his feet.
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Funny story: Rock, Paper, Scissors World Champ Loses Title

Rock, Paper, Scissors World Champ Loses Title

Musgeekan, MI (AP Newsliar) -- In a spectacular bout that went into extra rounds, Akron Ohio resident Herbert Nerdenstein lost his title as the world's Rock, Paper, Scissors (RPS) champion to Gayle McGeeken of Boise, Idaho.
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Funny story: Guiliani Supporter Tries to Silence Ron Paul Writing on The Spoof

Guiliani Supporter Tries to Silence Ron Paul Writing on The Spoof

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - An avid Guiliani supporter, going by the handle "Ethan," wrote a message to TheSpoof.com asking that they please quit writing stories about Ron Paul. In his message, he wrote, "I am a fairly avid Ro...
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Funny story: Spoof Writers Questioned By Police Over 'Points Stealing' Accusations

Spoof Writers Questioned By Police Over 'Points Stealing' Accusations

Police investigating accusations that writers on TheSpoof.com have somehow hacked into the site to enable them to 'steal' points, have interviewed two suspects.
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Funny story: Chelski Sugar Daddy Must Go

Chelski Sugar Daddy Must Go

Chelski FC owner Roman Abramovich has been forced to leave the UK. The move comes after Russia and the UK entered rows over the Alexander Litvinenko murder.
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Funny story: Driving Investigation Launched As Woman Passes Test At First Attempt

Driving Investigation Launched As Woman Passes Test At First Attempt

The Driving Standards Agency (DSA) has launched a major inquiry after it was revealed that a woman in the Black Country passed her Driving Test at the very first attempt.
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Funny story: Fed. to bail out failed hedge funds of Bear Stearns

Fed. to bail out failed hedge funds of Bear Stearns

Federal Reserves, under pressure from the U.S. Congress, have decided that when all that matters to solve the subprime market is few billions of dollars, it will bail the funds having maximum exposure to risky borrowers.
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Funny story: Most awaited sequel of the year - Paris Hilton's "One (more) Night at Paris"

Most awaited sequel of the year - Paris Hilton's "One (more) Night at Paris"

Ubiquitous studios: In a poll conducted by the same website that held the polls for "the new 7 wonders", people have spoken out and declared that the most eagerly awaited sequel of the year is a Paris Hilton starrer...no, i...
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Funny story: Winona finally speaks: "It was all a mistake"

Winona finally speaks: "It was all a mistake"

After 6 years of silence, Winona Ryder has finally spoken out about THAT shoplifting episode, when she was caught red-handed with her pants round her ankles, and her sticky fingers in the till.
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Funny story: Russian Crisis Deepens - War Looms

Russian Crisis Deepens - War Looms

The British-Russian crisis moved a step closer to war yesterday after the Kremlin expelled four British diplomats in a tit-for-tat response to Monday's expulsion of the same number of Russians fr...
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Funny story: John Lennon's Ghost Does Larry King Live!

John Lennon's Ghost Does Larry King Live!

Just days ago Larry King interviewed Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Yoko Ono Lennon, and Olivia Harrison. John Lennon was so taken with the events in Vegas, surrounding the Cirque Du Soleil musical LOVE, he struck a deal with St. Peter and contacted La...
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Funny story: Toy Company Releases Jesus Action Figure

Toy Company Releases Jesus Action Figure

First, there was G.I. Joe. Then, G.I. Joe had kung fu grip. After that, there was an avalanche of super hero, He-Man, Ninja Turtle, Power Ranger, and thousands of other action figures (a.k.a. dolls for boys). Now, toy makers, in conjunction with W...
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Funny story: Philadelphia Phillies Set Record For Frustration With 10,000th Loss

Philadelphia Phillies Set Record For Frustration With 10,000th Loss

The Philadelphia Phillies, the losingest team in all professional sports, has set a new benchmark for utility. They lost their 10,000th baseball game, becoming the first team to ever reach that mark of futility.
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Funny story: Argentina's Ex-Minister of Economy & Production Struggles to Answer Sixty-Four-Thousand-Dollar Question

Argentina's Ex-Minister of Economy & Production Struggles to Answer Sixty-Four-Thousand-Dollar Question

BUENOS AIRES (Reuterus) - Felisa Miceli has resigned as Argentina's chief economist amid scrutiny as to why she hid a large stash of US dollars and Argentine pesos in her office toilet.
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Writer Ethan Leaves to Become Speech Writer for Ron Paul!

TheSpoof.com Writer Ethan Leaves to Become Speech Writer for Ron Paul!

Former writer for TheSpoof.com, known only as "Ethan" has left to become Ron Paul's speech writer. His first assignment was used today in a policy speech on terrorism by Paul on the campaign trail in Davenport Iowa.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Naked At Birth, Her Mom Reveals

Britney Spears Naked At Birth, Her Mom Reveals

Britney Spears was naked when she was born, her mother revealed today. Lynne Spears was being interviewed by Duh! Magazine. They were discussing the day of her birth when mom dropped the bombshell: "Yes, my daug...
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Funny story: A Case of Fatal Attraction Erupts in West Virginia

A Case of Fatal Attraction Erupts in West Virginia

PLUNKER, WV- Local area farm hand Cletus Rimmer, has applied to the courts for a restraining order against his neighbor's sheep 'Snowflake'. Rimmer claims he fears for his personal safety and no longer feels secure walking home from the l...
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Funny story: Casting call for pornographic video game

Casting call for pornographic video game

Deep Into It Productions has announced its upcoming release of an interactive 3-dimensional sex-themed gaming environment incorporating live action footage of sex industry workers.
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Funny story: Muchi Hai upgrades to video brain implant

Muchi Hai upgrades to video brain implant

(Tokyo) Earlier this year Muchai Hai became the first person to receive a commercial neural implant capable of receiving cell phone calls controlled by her thought...
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