Funny story: Paris Hilton to be Flying Nun

Paris Hilton to be Flying Nun

HOLLYWOOD (Burbank) * EXCLUSIVE * -- Paris Hilton is to take on the part of the Flying Nun, in a Remake of the old Sally Field series. Sally Field, now appearing in Brothers and Sisters, will guest as Mother Superior.
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Funny story: Speed of Light Captured

Speed of Light Captured

LOS ALMOST (NM.) -- Today at the Top Secret spreadable condiments facility, scientists made an incredible breakthrough. Doctors Chorizos Zambesi and Milo Oelschlager claim, they have captured, for the first time -- THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
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Funny story: John Lennon "Still Dead"

John Lennon "Still Dead"

Former Beatle and rock legend, John Lennon, murdered in 1980 by a fat American with a gun was today reported to be "still dead"...
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Funny story: Dancing Gibbon "Work of the Devil!"

Dancing Gibbon "Work of the Devil!"

Dingus the dancing gibbon - he's the latest showbiz sensation and media darling, but Dingus's dancing antics have not gone down well with certain sections of the religious community!...
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Funny story: Ebonic Version of The Spoof Big Hit In America

Ebonic Version of The Spoof Big Hit In America

New Awlins, LA, (IP) - An Ebonic version of The Spoof made its debut today in the United States and seems to be well on its way to success.
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Funny story: Surgical Separation Successful

Surgical Separation Successful

SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH (AP Newsliar) -- Doctors at the Latter Day Saints Hospital in Salt Lake City, Utah have been successful in their efforts to surgically separate the careers of Donnie and Marie Osmond.
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Funny story: 73 Year Old Man Arrested as 'Terrorist'

73 Year Old Man Arrested as 'Terrorist'

SEATTLE, WA - A 73 year-old man was arrested last night after buying a spatula at a local grocery store.
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Funny story: U.S. To Put Iraq Up For Auction On Ebay

U.S. To Put Iraq Up For Auction On Ebay

(Baghdad) - After a worthless, fruitless investment of hundreds of billions of dollars, and thousands of lives, and under pressure by the American public and the Democratic Party, the U.S. has finally decided to end the war in Iraq, get out, and wash...
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Funny story: List of Male Gay Names Revealed by Computer

List of Male Gay Names Revealed by Computer

Than Franthisco, CA (IP) - A super computer at Berkely has been used to create a list of men's names which indicate that a man is not a heterosexual.
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Funny story: Surgeon General Warns: We Are All Going to Die

Surgeon General Warns: We Are All Going to Die

Atlanta, GA (IP) - The Surgeon General has picked Friday 13th to issue a dire warning that we are all going to die.
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Funny story: US House Votes For Iraq Troop Pull Out

US House Votes For Iraq Troop Pull Out

The US House of Representatives has voted for a complete troop pull-out from Iraq which should start immediately.
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Funny story: Conrad Black guilty as hell

Conrad Black guilty as hell

Chicago - (Ass Mess): Racketeering mobster Conrad Black has been found guilty of three fraud charges and of perverting the course of justice.
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Funny story: Skeleton Found Asleep In Bed

Skeleton Found Asleep In Bed

A council worker who broke into a home in the Meanwood area of Leeds to claim unpaid rent arrears from the tenant living there, discovered the skeleton of Mr Jonathan Doe lying in be...
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Funny story: Kate Moss: "Doherty is blackmailing me"

Kate Moss: "Doherty is blackmailing me"

New York - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Model Kate Moss has fled to New York after the tempestuous break-up of her on-off Pete Doherty shagging saga and told Storm agency's Sarah Doukas that she is being blackmailed by her ex.
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Funny story: Beckhams' LA rent-a-crowd "a bargain at $1 million"

Beckhams' LA rent-a-crowd "a bargain at $1 million"

Los Angeles - (Ass mess): An LA Galaxy PR company has said that the $1 million it shelled out to hire a crowd to greet footballer David Beckham and his daftass stick insect wife Victoria on their arrival in the US this morning was worth every penny s...
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Funny story: Hustler magazine chief offers $5 million reward for Bush gay sex proof

Hustler magazine chief offers $5 million reward for Bush gay sex proof

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Jubilant at his seminal role in outing Louisiana Senator David Ritter as a serial hooker user Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt has put up a $5 million reward for anybody who can prove they've had gay sex with Geo...
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Funny story: Tallest Man In The World Gets Married To The Smallest Woman

Tallest Man In The World Gets Married To The Smallest Woman

There was much cause for celebration in northern China this week, when the world's tallest man married his childhood sweetheart, who just happens to be the tiniest woman on the planet.
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Funny story: US Photographer Shames Queen, Crown

US Photographer Shames Queen, Crown

Esteemed celebrity photographer Annie Liebowitz insulted Queen Elizabeth earlier this week when she asked the UK's monarch to remove her crown during a photo shoot.
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Funny story: Paedophiles sue London Fashion Week

Paedophiles sue London Fashion Week

Paedophiles4Justice, the ultra-powerful lobbying group, has announced a law-suit against London Fashion Week following their ban of models under 16.
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Funny story: Prince in Album Giveaway Storm

Prince in Album Giveaway Storm

The artist known as a squiggle is giving his latest album away on the front cover of a Sunday newspaper, it has been revealed. Music industry bosses were not surprised by the move.
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Funny story: Pope recruits Coca-Cola in inter-Christian Jihad

Pope recruits Coca-Cola in inter-Christian Jihad

In a calculated move this morning, Pope Benedict XVI has added Coca-Cola to his ranks of fighters in his Holy War on all other Christian denominations.
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Funny story: New Misery for Smokers

New Misery for Smokers

It was announced earlier today that the new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown will extend the new smoking ban to include smoking whilst driving.
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Funny story: David Beckham & Victoria's secrets!

David Beckham & Victoria's secrets!

Los Angeles: As we all know, today, Friday the 13th, is the day David Beckham joins his new team, LA Gay-Lexi. But what most of you'll probably do not know is how David Beckham made his entry into the world of fo...
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Funny story: Power crisis: Compulsory Cycle Service is the answer, say Greens.

Power crisis: Compulsory Cycle Service is the answer, say Greens.

The Government is under pressure from the Green Party to introduce a radical new method to counteract the current shortage of electricity generating capacity in the UK.
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Funny story: The Truth Behind the New Testament

The Truth Behind the New Testament

Inquiring minds throughout history have wanted to know if the Bible is the Word of God.
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Funny story: Harry Potter related to Emily Rose

Harry Potter related to Emily Rose

Some critics...well mostly me...ok only me say that there are certain relations between HPOOTP (Ootp that is so funny I shit myself everytime I hear that...oh crap well that's what's in my pants right now) between Harry Potter Five and the Exorcism of Emily Rose the scene in Harry Potter Five where Harry Potter (Pothead) is possed by he who smells (Barry Trotter Series by Michael Gerber) a...
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Funny story: Former Head of Chinese Food and Drug Administration Gets Excited by Police

Former Head of Chinese Food and Drug Administration Gets Excited by Police

BEIJING (People's Daily Online) - Zheng Xiaoyu, former head of the Chinese State Food and Drug Administration, has been excited this week for behaving in a very bad way.
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Funny story: BBC says "Soz" to her Maj.

BBC says "Soz" to her Maj.

In a totally unprecedented move today, the BBC had to say sorry ("soz" is the dumbed-down version for younger BBC viewers) to the Queen for messing about with the documentary they were making about her clothes sense.
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Funny story: Waterstones Join Tintin Ban

Waterstones Join Tintin Ban

Another bookstore chain has joined the fray in the controversial Racist Tintin row by banishing the Belgian comic hero's books from its shelves.
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Funny story: Fed gives American currency a "Fashion Makeover"

Fed gives American currency a "Fashion Makeover"

The Federal Reserve announced today that it will immediately replace the dollar bill with a new version printed on stain proof plastic.
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Funny story: Giuliani: Abolish Congress!

Giuliani: Abolish Congress!

Former NY mayor Rudy Giuliani today announced that in order to reduce the size of the federal government, he would immediately abolish the Congress, along with every government agency outside the Executive branch, including the Office of Vice Preside...
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Funny story: It's Kaboom for Zoom

It's Kaboom for Zoom

Zoom Chewing Gum / Airway's stock crashed yesterday after a failed attempt by CEO Mr. Cornelius Zoom at a new flavored chewing guy sirloin steak.
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Funny story: Global Warming Researchers at the North Pole Discover They Hate Being There

Global Warming Researchers at the North Pole Discover They Hate Being There

A group of scientists studying Global Warming have concluded that the North Pole is inhospitable to human life and none of them want to be there.
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