Funny story: VECO standing by for yet another Exxon Valdez disaster as tanker runs aground off NYC

VECO standing by for yet another Exxon Valdez disaster as tanker runs aground off NYC

New York - (Ass Mess): Oil industry graft specialist VECO was standing by for an emergency clean-up operation opportunity today as the New York Port Authority and Coast Guard were placed on maximum alert for yet another potential Exxon Valdez disater...
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Funny story: Report: Toronto Raptors dealing Bosh

Report: Toronto Raptors dealing Bosh

Reports have surfaced about Chris Bosh getting shopped around the league.
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Funny story: Ron Paul to Play for the Iowa Cubs

Ron Paul to Play for the Iowa Cubs

Presidential candidate Ron Paul (R-Texas) announced today that he will take a 2-week break from the campaign so he can try out for the Iowa Cubs, a AAA minor league baseball team that serves as a farm team for the major league Chicago Cubs team.
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Funny story: Is Pink the New Black?

Is Pink the New Black?

The battle among pop stars continues as singer and songwriter Pink (Alecia Moore) said that Britney Spears is "not a true artist." Pink had mentioned Britney by name in a song from earlier in her career, saying that she's "tired of...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Get-Out-Of-Jail was Jean Pitch

Paris Hilton Get-Out-Of-Jail was Jean Pitch

SAN FRANCISCO (Calf.) -- Paris Hilton may not be the dilly dilly dolly dolly air-ess we all so photograph so much.
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Funny story: U.S. To Offer Free "Summer In Somalia" Program

U.S. To Offer Free "Summer In Somalia" Program

(Washington) - A new U.S. educational program was launched today, sponsored by the U.S. State Dept, offering a "Summer in Somalia" to any U.S. citizen who thinks that America sucks.
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Funny story: Fred Thompson Rejects Iraq Proposals

Fred Thompson Rejects Iraq Proposals

Fred Thompson, who is widely thought to be running for President, criticized a number of other presidential candidates today for their varied proposals to change US strategy in Iraq. Thompson said that we need to stay the course and...
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Funny story: Queen Jumps Out of Window In What Not To Wear Wobbler

Queen Jumps Out of Window In What Not To Wear Wobbler

The Queen flung herself out of a Buckingham Palace window in a BBC What Not To Wear Royal Special when beanpole fashion gurus Trinny Woodall and Susannah Constantine told her to take off "the tiara".
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Funny story: Pope Claims First Place and Okays Pig

Pope Claims First Place and Okays Pig

In the ongoing, childish game of "my religion can beat up your religion," Pope Benedict XVI has reasserted the primacy of the Roman Catholic Church, approving a document that says all other Christian communities are either defective...
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Funny story: America's Tori Spelling becomes a minister

America's Tori Spelling becomes a minister

Tori Spelling knelt before the maroon altar in the slightly darkened chapel as members of the congregation lined up behind her. One by one, they embraced her and offered quiet congratulations. They wished her luck. The children told...
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Funny story: Fat people to feed the world

Fat people to feed the world

Radical new plans to halt Third World hunger were unveiled by Oxfam today. The British-based charity has proposed exporting large quantities of grossly obese men and women to areas where food is currently too scarce to support the population.
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Funny story: More GOP hooker woes as McCain aide busted for soliciting cop

More GOP hooker woes as McCain aide busted for soliciting cop

Florida - (Ass Mess): More sex scandal woes are affflicting the Republican party with the news today that a Florida House of Representatives member was arrested yesterday and charged with soliciting a male undercover police officer.
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Funny story: Pope denies miracle electric shock machine scam

Pope denies miracle electric shock machine scam

Vatican - (Ass Mess): The Pope has denied allegations that he imported an electric shock machine "to make people believe he could pass on the Holy Spirit".
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Funny story: Homeland Security Creates New Threat Level System

Homeland Security Creates New Threat Level System

Homeland Security's Secretary Michael Chertoff introduced a new Threat Level System this week to replace the old out dated system that nobody pays attention to anyway.
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Funny story: Bush Has Spotted Dick

Bush Has Spotted Dick

Washingdung, USA (IP) - George W. Bush has spotted Dick Cheney looking under Laura's desk. Asked if he saw anything interesting under there Dick Cheney replied that nothing seemed fishy but that he had more in common with Laura than he first tho...
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Funny story: Kate Moss furious as another seven women admit shagging Doherty

Kate Moss furious as another seven women admit shagging Doherty

San Tropez, France -(Ass Mess): Model Kate Moss is said to be livid as she bides her time away from the paparazzi amid more press revelations that another seven women have come forward with their kiss-and-tell stories of shagging her ex Pete Doherty.
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Funny story: Harry Potter committs suicide in final chapter of last book

Harry Potter committs suicide in final chapter of last book

London - (Rioters): Sources close to publisher Bloomsbury have conceded today that the rumor that children's storybook hero Harry Potter commits suicide in the final paragraph of the seventh book "The Deathly Shallows" is true.
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Funny story: Bin Laden Voices Regret Over 9-11

Bin Laden Voices Regret Over 9-11

Islamabad, Pachyderm (IP) - A new video tape smuggled out of the mountain resort town of Pachyderm appears to show an intoxicated Bin Laden breaking down and lamenting about how his attack against the United States on 9-11 was the greatest blunder of...
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Funny story: Near Death Experience Proves Eric Clapton is God

Near Death Experience Proves Eric Clapton is God

London, England (IP) - Spoof scientists have proven beyond the shadow of any doubt what many have suspected all along and that is that there really is a god and his name is Eric Clapton. The scientists had attached electrical probes onto the brain o...
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Funny story: African Women Campaign For Their Right To Mutilate

African Women Campaign For Their Right To Mutilate

African women who practise the ancient art of 'Genital Mutilation' have spoken out against those who would put an end to their hobby, and have threatened to carry out further and more disgusting savag...
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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden's Son Files For Divorce

Osama Bin Laden's Son Files For Divorce

Omar Osama Bin Laden, the son of the al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, has moved out of the house he shares with his English wife Jane Felix-Browne after only three months of marriage.
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Funny story: Incredible New Diet Discovered

Incredible New Diet Discovered

New York, New York (IP) - Scientists have stumbled onto a revolutionary new diet plan that threatens to put gymnasiums, diet pills, ridiculous looking exercise machines sold on television, dangerous surgery, and other dieting gimmicks out of business...
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Funny story: Smirting costs lives, say ASH

Smirting costs lives, say ASH

In the latest anti-smoking move, the Chief Spokeman For ASH (Action on Smoking and Health) said today that the practice of "smirting" (that is, flirting outside a pub, whilst smoking) was an extreme danger to health.
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Funny story: Now, that's not funny, Darling.

Now, that's not funny, Darling.

Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling has today revealed details of his latest dealings with an oil company based in Nigeria.
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Funny story: It's official, old ladies really do smell of wee!

It's official, old ladies really do smell of wee!

New research by scientists in Holland has discovered the reason why many elderly women smell of urine.
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Funny story: BAA admits Heathrow baggage tagging a waste of time, but a nice earner

BAA admits Heathrow baggage tagging a waste of time, but a nice earner

Just days before bags at Heathrow are to be tagged with expensive RFID tags in the desperate hope that they'll solve the ailing airports baggage problems, Bloody Awful Airports (BAA) Ltd have admitted that they will make little t...
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Funny story: Doctor Who Arrested for Business Fraud

Doctor Who Arrested for Business Fraud

CARDIFF - Along with the ever increasing trial of Lord Conrad Black and the escalating entanglement of the BAE and the government in the 'Al Yamamah' Saudi Arms Deal, another one of Britain's most prestigious symbols has...
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Funny story: One morning in No. 10...

One morning in No. 10...

The scene is set in the conference room at No. 10 Downing Street.
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Funny story: Port Vale Sign Two Robbies

Port Vale Sign Two Robbies

League One side Port Vale made an audacious swoop into the transfer market yesterday when they secured the services of two Robbies - ex-Liverpool, Man City, Leeds and England striker Robbie Fowler, and the ex...
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Funny story: Leeds United Acquired By Beastly Former Owner

Leeds United Acquired By Beastly Former Owner

The future of Leeds United looks safe this morning after the club was sold back to former owner Ken Beast by grandmother Betty Ramsbottom, who bought it at a car boot sale last weekend.
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Funny story: Religion a Godsend for Hooker-Loving Fundamentalists

Religion a Godsend for Hooker-Loving Fundamentalists

US fundamentalist neocons say that their religion is a godsend, you can do whatever you want and god - they mean God, the capitalized long-haired, bearded white guy in the sky - will forgive you. You can't beat that with a neon Bible.
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Funny story: "Bipasha and I had a ball" - Cristiano Ronaldo. Bipasha thinks otherwise.

"Bipasha and I had a ball" - Cristiano Ronaldo. Bipasha thinks otherwise.

Lisbon (or otherwise): Nearly a day after the steamy lip lock that Cristiano Ronaldo shared with Indian actress Bipasha Basu at a local pub in Lisbon, Ronaldo seems all charged up and ready to speak...
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Funny story: Flagging Neo-con Presidential candidates court untapped voting pool: The Undead!

Flagging Neo-con Presidential candidates court untapped voting pool: The Undead!

With the sagging fortunes of the Neo-cons, the GOP wanna-be's have turned to a hitherto untapped voting block in hopes of gaining the nomination, The Undead!...
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Funny story: East Bay High School Swear Jar Feeds Africa

East Bay High School Swear Jar Feeds Africa

For the past month, East Bay High School has had severe profanity problems. As a solution, the staff created a giant Swear Jar. Every time the students swear or use vulgar language, they must pay 25 cents to the Swear Jar or go to detention.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Introduces Legislation to Grant Great Britain Statehood!

Ron Paul Introduces Legislation to Grant Great Britain Statehood!

Today Ron Paul introduced legislation that would make Great Britain the 51st state of the United States. The legislation co-written with new friend Tony Blair, calls for Britons to vote regarding statehood next spring. All Britons would then be eligi...
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Funny story: Internet Entrepreneur Offers Free Moustache Rides

Internet Entrepreneur Offers Free Moustache Rides

Mark Lowton, co creator of TheSpoof.com has come forward offering free moustache rides to all comers. Gender is not necessarily an issue and all races are welcome. Mark had the idea as a promotional campaign for his web site. Mark has a very impressi...
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Funny story: Lance Armstrong Makes Late Entry Into Tour De France!

Lance Armstrong Makes Late Entry Into Tour De France!

Lance Armstrong, complaining that retirement was too boring has made a late entry into the Tour De France. Starting more than a day behind the leaders and main pack of riders.
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Funny story: Bush Wagging the Dog on the Animal Channel

Bush Wagging the Dog on the Animal Channel

Hollywood, Ca (IP) - George Bush will appear in an upcoming episode of Animal Tales on the Animal Channel where he will play the part of a dog's tail wagging the dog.
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Funny story: Protect Yourself From Identity Theft

Protect Yourself From Identity Theft

Identify theft is currently one of the most vexing problems facing humanity. It is a callous, heinous, inhumane crime and it can happen to anyone. To complicate matters, once a person's identity has been stolen, it is nearly impossible to repla...
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Funny story: San Fransisco Gearing Up For Presidential Election

San Fransisco Gearing Up For Presidential Election

The first ever "gay" Presidential debate is to be taking place in San Fransisco. This reporter had the chance to talk to a few of the candidates.
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Funny story: 75% of Men Have Penile Personality Disorder

75% of Men Have Penile Personality Disorder

A new mental disorder has been identified by eminent psychologist Dr. Hans Jungerfreud, Professor of Clinical Behavioral Interventions at the University of Mongolia.
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Funny story: Coach Rick Pitino Forced to Become A Redneck: Trades $2,000 Armani Suits for Overalls, Takes Off Polished Gucci Shoes and Goes Barefoot

Coach Rick Pitino Forced to Become A Redneck: Trades $2,000 Armani Suits for Overalls, Takes Off Polished Gucci Shoes and Goes Barefoot

LOUISVILLE, KY - Dapper Louisville Cardinals coach Rick Pitino is one of the many basketball coaches famous for being very well dressed at all times. But the very dapper Pitino is now sporting a very new look that will soon be made public. The reason...
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Funny story: Smoke free cigarettes are suitible for kids.

Smoke free cigarettes are suitible for kids.

An amazing breakthrough in tobacco technology has led to the development of smoke free Cigarette.
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