Funny story: Man City sign Rolando

Man City sign Rolando

Is that a typo on the title? Not since Denis Law donned the famous Sky Blue shirt has there been so much excited anticipation. Rumours from the Terry Christian Man City benevolent Fund headquarters abound that Sven has just pulled off a big name fore...
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Funny story: Sick man robs bank for medical benefits

Sick man robs bank for medical benefits

(Seattle, WA) A downtown Seafirst bank was robbed at daybreak by a teen disguised with vegetation duct-taped to his body in imitation of a recent New Hampshire robbery.
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Funny story: Flush Dimbulb: 'Ron Paul's An Idiot'

Flush Dimbulb: 'Ron Paul's An Idiot'

NEW YORK - Presidential hopeful, Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX), was called "an idiot" by Flush Dimbulb on his daily 'Excellence In Blabbermouthing' radio networks, 'The Flush Dimbuld Show.'...
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Funny story: Like polygamist father, like polygamist son: MyFundamentalistSpace.com blamed

Like polygamist father, like polygamist son: MyFundamentalistSpace.com blamed

Utah - (Ass Mess): "And the sins of the fathers shall be visited upon the sons".... Today the words of Exodus 20:5 came crashing down on the son of Utah fundamentalist polygamist Tom Green as his 19 year old son, William Green, was jailed...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney's Hair Attacks Supporter

Mitt Romney's Hair Attacks Supporter

July 9, 2007 - De Moines, Iowa - A Mitt Ronmey supporter suffered minor injuries when Mitt Ronmey's hair appeared to leap off his head and bite a young woman during a campaign stop in De Moines.
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Funny story: The Madam's Revelations Tie Up Washington, DC

The Madam's Revelations Tie Up Washington, DC

Commerce came to a halt yesterday in the U.S. capital when the DC Madam was allowed to release her list of phone contacts to the public.
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Funny story: Hippies Cause A Stink at 'Live Earth' Shows

Hippies Cause A Stink at 'Live Earth' Shows

WORLD NEWS - Concert goers at the 'Live Earth' shows left behind at least 1,025 tons of trash strewn about the grounds of the many venues holding the concerts. Clean-up continues at most locations, and some will be closed indefinitely.
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Funny story: Sir Salman to 'fight them on the beaches'

Sir Salman to 'fight them on the beaches'

Following today's twenty minute Speech from Osama Bin Laden's deputy Ayman al-Zawahiri, in which he directly threatened Tony Blair, Queen Elizabeth II and the British people over the knighthood of Salman Rushdie, an unlikely hero has come to...
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Funny story: "Suicide bummers" arrested

"Suicide bummers" arrested

Two "suicide bummers" have been arrested after they attempted an illegal act on board a US-bound flight shortly after departure from London Heathrow airport.
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Funny story: President Bans 'Toilet Targets'

President Bans 'Toilet Targets'

WASHINGTON - President Bush signed another dictatorial 'Executive Directive' this morning banning the sale and possession of the trendy 'Toilet Targets' that have been popping-up in public bathrooms, sports bars, and homes across the...
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Funny story: "English" wine to be produced in France

"English" wine to be produced in France

After a disastrous growing season, the English wine industry has taken the decision to re-locate to Southern France, in a bid to ensure decent crops for the future.
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Funny story: Flopped Fopp now Flip-Flop Shop

Flopped Fopp now Flip-Flop Shop

GLASGOW - Failed music store 'Fopp', who so candidly went into administration, closed down all their shops and left hundreds of workers unpaid - has now been demoted to making flip-flops (sandals for you Americans, or is it the other way roun...
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Funny story: Tour de Force - It's a knockout, on wheels!

Tour de Force - It's a knockout, on wheels!

Flushed with the recent success of London's hosting of the opening stages of the Tour De France, event organisers have concocted an ambitious plan for the Tour's likely return in 2012. Acutely aware that many jaded cockneys shunned the specta...
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Funny story: Arsène Wenger to move to Newcastle, forced to change name

Arsène Wenger to move to Newcastle, forced to change name

Football manager Arsène Wenger has today signed for Newcastle in a deal said to be worth over £300m. The Magpies had been hoping to entice a top manager from either Arsenal or Manchester United in the hope of reviving their flagging fortunes, after c...
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Funny story: Fugitive child molestor appointed Solomons' Attorney General

Fugitive child molestor appointed Solomons' Attorney General

Honiara - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A fugitive child molesting lawyer wanted in Australia on an array of serious charges has been sworn in as the Solomon Islands' new Attorney General.
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Funny story: Judge bans bare buttocks billboard erection at NY church

Judge bans bare buttocks billboard erection at NY church

New York - (Ass Mess): Official: bare buttock billboards are now banned in New York after a judge upheld a minister's complaint that a bidet company cannot advertise its wares with such blanantly bare-assed cheek.
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Funny story: Senator Vitter apologises to GOP for 'failing to get away with it'

Senator Vitter apologises to GOP for 'failing to get away with it'

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Louisiana Senator David Vitter has apologised to GOP grandees after being outed as a client of DC madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey.
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Funny story: Poland's very own Pat Robertson in Nazi jibe row

Poland's very own Pat Robertson in Nazi jibe row

Warszawa - (Ass Mess): As every leading fundamentalist dictatorship knows, you need a wingnut preacher to promote state fascism via radio, tv and internet.
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Funny story: Bad Loser Lewis Blames Wrong Car

Bad Loser Lewis Blames Wrong Car

Moaning Formula 1 rookie driver Lewis Hamilton blamed the WRONG SET-UP of his car after he FAILED TO WIN the British Grand Prix and settled for yet another disappointing podium finish even though it was HIS MISTAKE that cost him the...
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Funny story: Tories unveil new policy direction

Tories unveil new policy direction

The Conservatives will put tea and biscuits at the heart of their campaign to win the next general election.
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Funny story: Sacked for blowing nose

Sacked for blowing nose

A former employee of South England Trains is taking legal action against the company following his sacking for "gross misuse of company property".
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Funny story: NY Times Might Mention Ron Paul; Internet Collapses

NY Times Might Mention Ron Paul; Internet Collapses

The New York Times announced today that it might mention Ron Paul in a story sometime before the end of 2007. Supporters of the candidate engaged in a blizzard of blogs, e-mails, and YouTube videos so intense that th...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Supports Fruit Salad

Barack Obama Supports Fruit Salad

Barack Obama offered his own take on Iraq today with his "Fruit Salad" plan. Obama said he felt the need to come forward after so many other ideas had come out in the past couple of days.
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Calls for Iraq "Combo" Strategy

Hillary Clinton Calls for Iraq "Combo" Strategy

Hillary Clinton responded today to a series of proposals by others on Iraq with a strategy she described as "Combo." Her strategy would include some aspects of other strategies, along with other new ideas.
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Funny story: Liverpool Cabbies Fight Council Over "Twenty's Plenty"

Liverpool Cabbies Fight Council Over "Twenty's Plenty"

Local Government officials today clashed with taxi drivers over the imposition of a 20mph speed limit on an estate in Liverpool.
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Funny story: Tetchy Tevez Says "No" To United

Tetchy Tevez Says "No" To United

Manchester United have failed to entice Argentine striker Carlos Tevez to Old Trafford due to "irreconcilable differences", it has been announced on the club's website.
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Funny story: Prince Charles' Real Teeth Found

Prince Charles' Real Teeth Found

Prince Charles' real teeth were found today in Buckingham Palace. This was the first time the royal family admitted the prince has been wearing false teeth.
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Funny story: The Spoof writer causes Internet to crash

The Spoof writer causes Internet to crash

The famous Google Internet search engine crashed yesterday under pressure from millions of researchers searching for a picture of new bombshell British Home Secretary Jacqui Smith.
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Funny story: Smoking Ban: Government Hails Success: Bullshit, Say Landlords

Smoking Ban: Government Hails Success: Bullshit, Say Landlords

The government today released statistics which reveal that the smoking ban is an overwhelming success, increasing business by over 500% in some parts of the country. Smokers all around the land are giving up in their thousands, and 320,000 lives have...
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Funny story: Sir Elton John Loses nearly 90 Pounds! Head Practically Disappears!

Sir Elton John Loses nearly 90 Pounds! Head Practically Disappears!

Sir Elton John, who very recently headlined the Concert For Diana's Gerbil Fund, shocked fans with his sleek new slender look. What they might not have recognised is his head, which some estimate may have accounted for as much as 40% of the weigh...
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Funny story: Looking for Ron Paul

Looking for Ron Paul

After seeing Ron Paul mentioned often on the web, I decided to research the candidate by checking more reliable sources. First I watched the network news, starting with CBS, then NBC, and ABC too.
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Writer Settles with Labor Docs during Arbitration Process, Wins a Baby Girl!

TheSpoof.com Writer Settles with Labor Docs during Arbitration Process, Wins a Baby Girl!

US and A - The SpaceElevator family tree sprouted a new bud over the weekend, as the young couple accepted the Labor and Delivery doctors' offer of a new baby girl during intense 24-hour negotiations in which the participants were locked together...
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Funny story: Big Brother Antipodean Pauline Makes Entrance

Big Brother Antipodean Pauline Makes Entrance

Big Brother 'contestant' Pauline made her entry into the House last night, with some of the current housemates frothing at the gills over her stunning good looks.
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Funny story: Nicole Richie Tries Pregnancy to Avoid Prosecution

Nicole Richie Tries Pregnancy to Avoid Prosecution

In a desperate move Nicole Richie has opted for getting knocked up to try and tickle the sensibilities of the judge hearing her drunk driving/under the influence case, today.
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Funny story: Bush takes another step back to returning America to a parliamentary monarchy by defying Congressional subpoenas

Bush takes another step back to returning America to a parliamentary monarchy by defying Congressional subpoenas

Washington, D.C. - In the latest move to strengthen executive powers beyond their intended Constitutional limit, thus further weakening the Republic, Bush directed former White House aides to defy congressional subpoenas today, effectively reducing t...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Declared One of the Seven Most Unique Wonders of the World! Natural or Otherwise

Paris Hilton Declared One of the Seven Most Unique Wonders of the World! Natural or Otherwise

International voting has decided it, Paris Hilton has been declared Number One of the Seven Wonders of the world. With her continued entertainment value to spoof writers everywhere. She was more than 10,000 points ahead of her husband to be Mark Lowt...
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