Funny story: Tigger Slaps Teenager at Disneyland

Tigger Slaps Teenager at Disneyland

Tigger, the bouncey, flouncey, full of fun fun fun, tiger character from the Winnie the Pooh cartoons, slapped a teenage boy this weekend at Disneyland.
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Funny story: Saddam's Ghost Haunts Locker Rooms

Saddam's Ghost Haunts Locker Rooms

The ghost of former Iraqi Dictator Saddam Hussein has been spotted in several California high school girls' locker rooms. The spirit reportedly floats through the room, approaches each girl individually, looks at them, then floats away.
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Funny story: Britney Dumped by Record Label

Britney Dumped by Record Label

Britney Spears was dumped by her record label, Jive Records, in a not surprising move. The former pop princess has not had a hit album or single, and sales of her older recordings have stagnated. Spears has been in the studio working on a new alb...
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Funny story: Vatican on the ropes over 'straight' Archbishop.

Vatican on the ropes over 'straight' Archbishop.

Reeling from the news on Sunday that Archbishop Stanislaw Wielgus was a Spy for Poland's communist police force, the Vatican have dropped another bombshell about a fellow clergyman.
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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Facing Axe Flouts Planning Regulations

Buckingham Palace Facing Axe Flouts Planning Regulations

Officials in the City Of Westminster Planning Dept have shocked the Queen by sending her a letter stating that Buckingham Palace hasn't been built in compliance with the correct planning regulations and that it will have to be razed to the ground...
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Funny story: Chevron Oil dumped Condoleezza after private investigators' report

Chevron Oil dumped Condoleezza after private investigators' report

California - (Ass Mess): Legal documents released today show that oil giant Chevron dumped US Secretary of State Condo Sleaze Rice from its board of directors after hiring private investigators to probe an internal blackmail scam of some of its large...
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Funny story: One bad smell in Manhattan: 'Chelsea stinks'

One bad smell in Manhattan: 'Chelsea stinks'

New York, NY - (Ass Mess): A foul gas-like stench in the Chelsea area of Manhattan has been traced to the local Department of Homeland Insecurity office in charge of authenticating Larry Silverstein's property ownership claims of the Ground Zero...
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Funny story: Replacement Erith being made!

Replacement Erith being made!

A new planet is being created for humans to live on when this current planet dies, it was revealed today.
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Funny story: Our Survey Said: Boring!

Our Survey Said: Boring!

A survey has shown that Britain is becoming tired of surveys. It showed that an overall 96% of people were not in favour of being stopped in the street whilst they were minding their own business. The exercise carried out in twenty-eight cities ac...
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Funny story: "Army Accommodation Is Fine" - Army

"Army Accommodation Is Fine" - Army

Reports in the media that British Armed Forces Accommodation is substandard are inaccurate, says the Ministry for Substandard Accommodation (MSA).
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Funny story: US Troops To Be Given Special Combat Rights

US Troops To Be Given Special Combat Rights

Us Troops currently serving in Iraq are to be given special combat rights which include state sponsored torture, friendly fire wild cards & a range of new weapons including a state of the art weapon which can incinerate a human to as...
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Funny story: TV's Noel Tells Of Sad Years in Wilderness

TV's Noel Tells Of Sad Years in Wilderness

Top TV celebrity, Noel Edmonds, has today told how his wilderness years caused him to loose some of his best friends.
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Funny story: New Year Honours List - Surprise Inclusions, Shock Omissions

New Year Honours List - Surprise Inclusions, Shock Omissions

There are some surprise recipients among the latest New Year Honours announced today.
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Funny story: Casino Owner Challenged To Boxing Match

Casino Owner Challenged To Boxing Match

Palms Casino owner George Malouf was challenged to a charity boxing match by a former employee of his back when Malouf owned a much smaller casino known as Fiesta.
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Funny story: Saddam Is Still Alive

Saddam Is Still Alive

Information leaked to The Spoof claims that Saddam Hussein is not dead. Sources in Iraq attempted to contact officials in Washington and London by mobile phone, but instead of reaching the White House, the call was received by elderly spinster Georgi...
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Funny story: Squeaky Clean Judge Rules Contempt

Squeaky Clean Judge Rules Contempt

An entire courtroom has been charged with contempt after a prankster replaced a deaf and partially sighted judge's gavel with a child's squeaky toy.
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Funny story: Farmers Fields Are An Embarrassment

Farmers Fields Are An Embarrassment

Amazing reports today from Norwich, telling of a farmer whose fields of root vegetables all look like male genitals.
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Funny story: Disney In Trouble Over New Film

Disney In Trouble Over New Film

Disney are in trouble over their latest film, Lion King 6 : Simba Get's laid, film governing watchdog Cinemoan have described the film as "lude" & warranted a re-evaluation of the films rating which at...
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Funny story: BBC Unveils New Spring Schedules

BBC Unveils New Spring Schedules

BBC bosses are said to be delighted about their new programme schedules for the spring.
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Funny story: Chelsea Announce New Kit And Sponsorship Deals

Chelsea Announce New Kit And Sponsorship Deals

Premiership Chelsea have announced kit change plans and a new sponsor for the 2007/08 season.
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Funny story: "Plutoed" is Named Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society

"Plutoed" is Named Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society

Since to "pluto" means "to demote or devalue someone or something," perhaps not everyone would be delighted to discover that such a word was derived from one's own name.
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Funny story: Forget SAT, ACT, New Hot # is BMI

Forget SAT, ACT, New Hot # is BMI

Schools across America are adopting a new practice to fight childhood obesity. Forget the days of schoolyard bullying and taunting, now your fatass son or immense daughter can be humiliated by a letter from the Principal's office.
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Funny story: Oprah Has Bad Day Even Though Blackmail Plot Against Her Is Foiled

Oprah Has Bad Day Even Though Blackmail Plot Against Her Is Foiled

Celebrating news that her blackmailer had been caught, Oprah jumped for joy on her couch. That's when her troubles REALLY began.
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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

WASHINGTON - The vast hand that plucked the Moon from the night sky Sunday belonged to a cosmic softball pitcher, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said today.
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Funny story: GM Introduces Car for the Simple-Minded: The Dolt

GM Introduces Car for the Simple-Minded: The Dolt

Struggling auto giant General Motors is introducing a new concept car aimed at customers who are intimidated by modern technology and all things requiring sophisticated skills or understanding. The GM Dolt, "the car for the rest of us", wa...
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