Funny story: China to send protest over FDA approval of drug for obese dogs

China to send protest over FDA approval of drug for obese dogs

In what will fast become a major international incident, China's foreign Minister lashed out at the United States for approving the drug for obese dogs.
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Funny story: Nazi royal pic backed for Turner Prize

Nazi royal pic backed for Turner Prize

London - (Ass Mess): An early nomination for the 2007 Turner Prize shows the House of Von Battenburg in traditional ceremonial costume with Harry dressed in Nazi uniform and Diana depicted as the Saviour Jesus.
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Funny story: 94-Year-Old Granny Tied Saddam's Noose From Historic Rope

94-Year-Old Granny Tied Saddam's Noose From Historic Rope

WASHINGTON, Jan. 6, Reuters -- A 94-year-old folk artist tied Saddam Hussein's execution noose using the rigging of an historic warship, then risked her life to save the rope from a lynch mob, the White House said today.
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Funny story: Chief Justice Rehnquist fled Supreme Court in his pyjamas

Chief Justice Rehnquist fled Supreme Court in his pyjamas

Washington DC - (Riotous): FBI files released today show that Ronnie Raygun's Chief Justice William Renhnquist was a delusional paranoiac who once tried to escape from the Supreme Court dressed only in his pyjamas because he thought that the CIA...
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Funny story: Man Spontaneously Turns Into Dog

Man Spontaneously Turns Into Dog

There was shock and horror today at the Russell family home in Gloucester when father of two, Jack, spontaneously turned into a dog.
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Funny story: Alabama Vaults to Number One in BCS Snafu

Alabama Vaults to Number One in BCS Snafu

In a stunning surprise that calls into question just how the BCS rankings "really" work, the University of Alabama Crimson Tide vaulted to the Number One ranking, following the hiring of Nick Saban as head coach.
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Funny story: Illegal Bananas Pose Threat to U.S. Soft Fruit Industry

Illegal Bananas Pose Threat to U.S. Soft Fruit Industry

President Bush today proposed yet another broad, sweeping unconstitutional anti-terror plan designed again not so much to catch Bin Laden but rather to quell the alarming flow of illegal "Banana-People" crossing our southern borders.
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Funny story: Viagra Pills to be Sold Individually

Viagra Pills to be Sold Individually

Ceasar's Palace Hotel and Casino has recently obtained the services of Dr. Dick Upwood, M.D.. The doctor will be located in the pool area and will sell the prescription drug Viagra to any middle aged man wandering the area, checking out the girls.
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Funny story: Big Two Come To Blows In Blue Peter Garden

Big Two Come To Blows In Blue Peter Garden

The Spoof can report on a sensational scrap that took place today between the former queen of TV cheffery and the new younger, and some say, more glamorous pretender.
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Funny story: You're Fired! Popular Show Gets Radical New Twist

You're Fired! Popular Show Gets Radical New Twist

The BBC has announced that this year its hit show, The Apprentice, will be getting even meaner than previous years.
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Funny story: "Straight" Banana's On The Run; Do Not Fit Into Dairy Queen's New Gay Culture

"Straight" Banana's On The Run; Do Not Fit Into Dairy Queen's New Gay Culture

Another fugitive banana was found today hiding out in the men's bathroom of a convenience store off the interstate. Apparently, straight bananas being asked to perform front door and active-passive banana splits for customers at the new Dairy Que...
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Funny story: Yankees Exercise Litte Known Return Policy

Yankees Exercise Litte Known Return Policy

Yankee owner and CEO (Commandante Executive Officer) George Steinbrenner has decided that he will invoke the little known return clause in Randy Johnson's contract. "Let's just say ,it didn't fit," Commandant Steinbrenner comm...
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Funny story: Massachusetts Man Marries His Job

Massachusetts Man Marries His Job

A Massachusetts man has become the first person in the US to formally marry his job. Jason Nirrette of Boston used a loophole in the Massachusetts gay marriage law to enter into holy matrimony with his job as a stockbroker. Nirrette, 34, said he ha...
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Funny story: Taliban Leader Complains About Bin Laden

Taliban Leader Complains About Bin Laden

Mullah Mohammed Omar ,infamous leader of the radical fundamentalist Afghani Taliban, complained that he has not seen Osama Bin Laden for five years. " I write , I call , I even e-mail and nothing, absolutely nothing!" : The Mullah has lamented to friends. " We were close , really close and now it's like we never even knew each other. I know life must be tough in the caves or whe...
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Funny story: Hiring 'Retards' just got too expensive

Hiring 'Retards' just got too expensive

Giant corporations like Raytheon Corporation whose slogan is "We bring evil things to death" have decided that the new minimum wage increase in Arizona has out-priced them out of the "persons with disabilities" market.
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Funny story: Royal Navy resizes

Royal Navy resizes

A 'leaked' UK government document shows that the Royal Navy is to be resized.
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Funny story: Metre -v- Foot

Metre -v- Foot

In the UK we used to have a measurement called The Foot. Definition - 12 inches.
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Funny story: Dick Cheney Gives Up Guns, Goes Bow Hunting

Dick Cheney Gives Up Guns, Goes Bow Hunting

Vice President Dick Cheney, after his recent shotgun fiasco with a lawyer friend, has given up firearms. The second in command of the United States has announced that he has taken up the bow and arrow.
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Funny story: Breast Implants Now in Designer Colors

Breast Implants Now in Designer Colors

Hollywood plastic surgeons have teamed with the fashion industry to release a new line of breast implants, now available in designer colors. Now, women who were stuck with white Caucasian breasts, yellow Oriental breasts, light-brown Hispanic breast...
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Funny story: Troops of The Burning Legion Threaten U.S. Capitol; New Evil-doers will be crushed, Bush says

Troops of The Burning Legion Threaten U.S. Capitol; New Evil-doers will be crushed, Bush says

Washington,DC.----Reports from the National Security Agency indicate large numbers of sinister characters may be mobilizing and the District of Columbia is a possible target. Facts are sketchy, but a large army, apparently part of the
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Funny story: Britney and her Vagina Run Risk of Over Exposure

Britney and her Vagina Run Risk of Over Exposure

It has been the hottest topic searched on the internet for the past few years. It is the photo that has been used as wall-paper more than any other. It has been sent back and forth on more cell phones that any other picture. If you have not guesse...
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Funny story: Masterly Ill Clown arrested for impersonating himself

Masterly Ill Clown arrested for impersonating himself

A clown suffering from mental health problems was arrested for providing his real driving license, Rob Alexander, was pulled over because his boot was open, sadly at the time he was in clown make up and was on his way to a party.
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Funny story: Democratic Congress Passes Law Requiring All Supreme Court Justices Get Drug Tested

Democratic Congress Passes Law Requiring All Supreme Court Justices Get Drug Tested

The democratic congress didn't waste any time getting started today when they passed legislation requiring all Supreme Court justices to be drug tested before taking their seats on the bench. This comes in the wake of the discovery that the late...
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