Funny story: CBB Danielle Trumped!

CBB Danielle Trumped!

Danielle Lloyd, known globally for sullying the air of Channel 4's Celebrity Big Brother, has been dumped by her former model agencies!...
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Funny story: God Charges Bank Administrator Twenty-Five Dollar Late Fee For Not Dying On Time

God Charges Bank Administrator Twenty-Five Dollar Late Fee For Not Dying On Time

Heaven - Seventy-five year-old Wilson Masters, a retired bank administrator, was charged a $25 late fee after living a full three months later than God, and doctors, had expected.
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Funny story: Jamie Oliver claims healthy food is UNHEALTHY

Jamie Oliver claims healthy food is UNHEALTHY

In a remarkable change of heart celebrity chef and school dinner campaigner, Jamie Oliver, admits that healthy food can seriously damage your heath.
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Funny story: Britney Spears and Michael Jackson To Co-write Parenting Book

Britney Spears and Michael Jackson To Co-write Parenting Book

(New York--NY) The Time-Warner center was packed with journalists as Time-Warner CEO Richard Parsons, no relation to Alan, announced, with both Britney "You know what I'm packin' down under" Spears and the quickly jetted in Michael...
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Funny story: US Vows To Kill All Penguins - "They just look like they're planning something all the time," Says Bush

US Vows To Kill All Penguins - "They just look like they're planning something all the time," Says Bush

Washington DC - President Bush announced today that he would make an even bolder move in the fight against terrorism by killing "every penguin everywhere on this planet."...
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Funny story: Everyone On Earth Opens Bible At Same Time - World Suffers From Largest Dust Storm In History

Everyone On Earth Opens Bible At Same Time - World Suffers From Largest Dust Storm In History

Kansas City, KA - In a freak, coincidental phenomena everyone on earth opened their bibles at the exact same time, creating the largest dust storm in the planet's history.
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Funny story: Yankee's British Wife Always Has To Bring Up Revolutionary War When Angry

Yankee's British Wife Always Has To Bring Up Revolutionary War When Angry

Fairbury, NE - Fredrick Coleman, 27, has grown "sick and tired" of his British-born wife, Helga, always bringing up the Revolutionary War whenever she gets angry at him.
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Funny story: Muslims protest at 'Where's Wally? Mohammed edition'

Muslims protest at 'Where's Wally? Mohammed edition'

Riots are spreading throughout the Middle East as more and more protests are made at the publishing of an edition of 'Where's Wally?' featuring the prophet Mohammed.
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Funny story: BAFTA Nomination For Cockney Parsnip

BAFTA Nomination For Cockney Parsnip

Officials from the BBC finally announced that a parsnip has been shortlisted for this year's BAFTA awards in a controversial new series in which all the parts are played by root vegetables. The series which was originally aired on Radio 4, takes...
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Funny story: Letterman Snaps

Letterman Snaps

Clutching agitatedly at the rapidly thinning tuft of hair on the front of his head, David Letterman pronounced in the middle of last night's show, "I can't take it any more!"...
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Funny story: Astrologers tell Cherie: get laid one last time

Astrologers tell Cherie: get laid one last time

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Leading international stargazers have given a stark piece of advice to UK Prime Monster Tony Blair: "It's over. Finito. Kerput. Adios. While the going is still good."...
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Full Frontal Nudity

Daniel Radcliffe Full Frontal Nudity

Daniel Radcliffe, better known as wiley wizard Harry Potter has stunned audiences by appearing in the play Equus. A Tale of a young man with an eye for a fine fetted filly.
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Funny story: Celebrity Big Racist show launched

Celebrity Big Racist show launched

London - (Rotters): Channel 4 TV has confirmed that it is reacting to immense public demand by launching its very first Celebrity Big Racist show next month.
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Funny story: Schoolyard penis aerial-shot smashes Hubble camera

Schoolyard penis aerial-shot smashes Hubble camera

Southampton, UK - (Rioters): A giant penis etched in 2005 with weedkiller on the lawn of a boys' secondary school has accidentally tripped the US Department of Homeland Insecurity's pornography surveillance filters aboard the giant Hubble telescope,...
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Funny story: Reports of Hazing Hamper al-Qaeda Terrorist Training Camp Recruiting

Reports of Hazing Hamper al-Qaeda Terrorist Training Camp Recruiting

Osama Bin Laden and other suspected al-Qaeda leaders are reportedly concerned about recent drop-offs in terrorist training camp recruits due to reports of hazing.
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Funny story: How to spot if you are welcome in Quebec

How to spot if you are welcome in Quebec

Herouxville, Quebec - (Rotters): A family of six Asian immigrants has said it first got a vaguely spooky feeling of cold and distant neighborly attitudes early last year when they arrived in the tiny, quintessentially Quebecois town of Herouxville -...
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Funny story: Lord Levy arrested yet again.

Lord Levy arrested yet again.

It's been a bad week for Lord Levy. New and disturbing allegations have been made against Tony Blair's personal fund raiser Lord Levy.
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Funny story: Another Sighting Of Bradley Walsh North Of The Border

Another Sighting Of Bradley Walsh North Of The Border

Pint-sized cock-en-ee funny man, Bradley Walsh, has been spotted again this time in Glasgow. And if the reports are confirmed then this will be the third time inside two months that the diminutive gagster will have appeared in public.
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Funny story: World to End in 24 Hours

World to End in 24 Hours

Tony Blair has just announced to the country that the world is to come to a dramatic end in less than 24 hours.
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Funny story: Lennox Lewis To Return To The Ring

Lennox Lewis To Return To The Ring

Reality TV giants, Endemol, have come up with the ultimate Saturday evening prime-time TV show. It's called a round with Lennox and will be hosted by Ant and Dec.
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Funny story: Jade Goody's vagina says 'I am not a racist but Jade is'

Jade Goody's vagina says 'I am not a racist but Jade is'

The vagina of Jade Goody has spoken to journalists for the first time and has sensationally claimed, "I am not a racist but Jade is."...
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Funny story: Underperforming Schools Lead to Heely Deaths

Underperforming Schools Lead to Heely Deaths

Barnet's worst-performing school faces closure unless it stops forcing kids to wear deadly Heelys so they can complete homework quicker, Ofswot said today. Heelys look like trainers, but they have powerful je...
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Funny story: Peyton Manning Pledges to Be in Even More Commercials if Colts Win Super Bowl

Peyton Manning Pledges to Be in Even More Commercials if Colts Win Super Bowl

Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning, a regular in television commercials for products ranging from Sprint to MasterCard, said during his Super Bowl media day interview that he looks forward to doing even more commercials if the Colts win.
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Funny story: Shilpa Shetty to Star in Eastenders

Shilpa Shetty to Star in Eastenders

It is official and it has been confirmed that Celebrity Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty is to take on a role in long running popular soap Eastenders.
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Funny story: Red Riding Hood fears for life

Red Riding Hood fears for life

It emerged earlier today that Little Red Riding Hood is said to be fearing for her life after plans to reintroduce wolves into Scotland.
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Funny story: Student's Scam Is Making Him A Packet

Student's Scam Is Making Him A Packet

Skint student, Gavin Flangebiscuit, has come up with a way of making himself a few quid and he's sure that the scheme's a surefire winner.
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Funny story: Celebs at Red Nose Day Official launch

Celebs at Red Nose Day Official launch

Today saw the 'cream' of the self obsessed and self styled comedy greats gather today at the foot of London Landmark 'British Airways London Eye' where staff were on strike today.
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Funny story: Britney Isn't News For A Day

Britney Isn't News For A Day

Shocked fans of Britney Spears gathered outside her homes reeling at the sad news that their idol is yesterday's news. Fears that Ms Spears has run out of things to do, and that people no longer find her...
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Funny story: Lessons I Have Learned from My Son

Lessons I Have Learned from My Son

I seem to have a stubborn streak in me that wants to do everything without asking the man upstairs for help. In my opinion, God really does not care if I have corn, peas, lima beans, or green beans with dinner, so I should not waste his time asking. Generally, minor sniffles or 24 hour bugs do not require religious blessings, fasting by family members, or hours spent on my knees; these petty tri...
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Funny story: Jade Goody Beheading Foiled

Jade Goody Beheading Foiled

Twelve men have been arrested and charged under the Terrorism Act in Birmingham after a plot to kidnap a member of the public was uncovered this morning.
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Funny story: Shilpa Sherpa named Ambassador of peace in Iraq after becoming new face of organised religon

Shilpa Sherpa named Ambassador of peace in Iraq after becoming new face of organised religon

Tony Blair and George. W. Bush have given the go-ahead for Celebrity Big Brother winner, Shilpa Sherpa, to bring her message of peace and understanding to the people of Iraq.
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Funny story: Former England Football Star In Airlift Drama

Former England Football Star In Airlift Drama

Dramatic scenes were witnessed this morning following an incident involving former England Football legend and Disney superstar David Beckhan at his Beckingham Palace home in Hertfordshire, Bucks.
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Funny story: Ready, Steady, Riot - BBC Gardener's Awards Kicks Off

Ready, Steady, Riot - BBC Gardener's Awards Kicks Off

There were ugly scenes at last night's BBC self-congratulatory event, 100 Years of BBC Gardening, when a gang of rebel TV chefs mounted the podium, and demanded the release of their lead...
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Funny story: Welsh People can Speak English!

Welsh People can Speak English!

When Danielle Lloyd in her own defence against accusations of racialism claimed to be of "mixed race" heritage, being partly Welsh, the whole Welsh nation rose up in uproar denying any connection with the former beauty queen.
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Funny story: Death Row - The New Reality TV Show

Death Row - The New Reality TV Show

In another attempt to reduce the prison population, the Government has signed a deal with Channel 4 to run a new reality show.
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Funny story: Starbucks Worker Gives Birth to Tiny Dwarf

Starbucks Worker Gives Birth to Tiny Dwarf

Starbucks, the mighty coffee emporium famous for copyrighting the words coffee and cup so no one can use them, are now involved in a bizarre case where a worker gave birth to a baby that even the mo...
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Funny story: Yorkshire man creates microcosmos in his potting shed

Yorkshire man creates microcosmos in his potting shed

Yorkshire pensioner, Fred Cocksplodge, is a man with an unusual hobby. For twenty years now he has been fiddling with the laws of nature and has now revealed that he has created his own fully operational cosmos.
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Funny story: New BBC Logo 'Looks Like a Bong'

New BBC Logo 'Looks Like a Bong'

The BBC, obsessed about its dull image, has come up with a new logo, and it looks like a bong pipe. Last year, the BBC's new fat controller stood outside Broadcasting House for twenty minutes, and drew on extensive knowl...
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Funny story: Lesbian Lohan

Lesbian Lohan

Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan has been reportedly dating fellow actress Hilary Duff.
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Funny story: Radical "New Style" Programmes Set To Come Your Way

Radical "New Style" Programmes Set To Come Your Way

The production company behind Big Brother is soon to unveil a new concept in TV programme making.
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Funny story: Mattel release 'Slut' and 'Ho' Barbie as doll gets 21st Century makeover

Mattel release 'Slut' and 'Ho' Barbie as doll gets 21st Century makeover

Barbie has certainly been up against some tough competition recently with interactive video games on the rise and those usurpers of the dolly crown 'Bratz'.
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Funny story: Kids TV Shows Look Set For Strikes

Kids TV Shows Look Set For Strikes

News is reaching us today of wild-cat strikes breaking out in the world of kiddie's TV. Postman Pat, the shop steward of the National Union of Kidshows , told us:...
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Funny story: Japanese Moms Use Dirty Diapers to Teach a Lesson

Japanese Moms Use Dirty Diapers to Teach a Lesson

The Japanese health minister has apologized for referring to women as "birth-giving machines," but he didn't escape punishment for his pronouncement.
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Funny story: Cliff Richard Releases Christmas Single

Cliff Richard Releases Christmas Single

They say Christmas gets earlier and earlier with each year that passes. But for one man, it's coming especially early this year!...
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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Slugs In Rehab

Celebrity Big Brother Slugs In Rehab

In the aftermath of the Big Brother debacle, ex-housemates Jade Goony, Joe von O'Mira and Lloyd Daniel have all checked into a rehab clinic together.
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Funny story: Muff Diving to be Olympic Event In '08

Muff Diving to be Olympic Event In '08

Olympic officials have announced that Muff Diving will be included for the first time in the 2008 Olympics in Bejing. Guiseppe Puseatero, leading advocate for the sport since the Rome games of 1960, was overjoyed: "Finally those narrow-minded am...
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Funny story: 12 year old boy becomes youngest transsexual

12 year old boy becomes youngest transsexual

A 14 year old boy in Germany has become the world's youngest transsexual.
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Funny story: McCain Renames Campaign Bus: I'll Kiss Your Ass!

McCain Renames Campaign Bus: I'll Kiss Your Ass!

Former Independent Thinker and Presidential candidate, John McCain has changed the name of his campaign bus from the "Straight Talk Express" to "The Ass Kiss Local".
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Funny story: Super Bowl Half-time Show to Involve Human Sacrifice

Super Bowl Half-time Show to Involve Human Sacrifice

Forget the wardrobe malfunctions this year, Super Bowl Half-time Show planners have decided to do the Roman Coliseum show inspired by the hit HBO series Rome.Ceremonies will be opened by Tyrranus Limpissimus, the fool formerly known as W. When the li...
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Funny story: Slow But Steady McCrone on the Rise

Slow But Steady McCrone on the Rise

From the London Times to the US National Enquirer,political writers have begun to take notice of the frontrunners in the contests for leadership in the colonies and in the colonial power of the UK.
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Funny story: Maple Tree Found with Perky Breasts

Maple Tree Found with Perky Breasts

Fergus Falls, Minnesota - It was just another morning of collecting fresh maple syrup for Kenneth "OK" Oakley, or so he thought. As it turns out fate had quite a surprise in store for this 46 year old syrup rustler.
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Funny story: Mayor Ken Livingstone Reads The Riot Act To Asian Restaurants

Mayor Ken Livingstone Reads The Riot Act To Asian Restaurants

In a show of solidarity with Bollywood actress, Shilpa Shetty, Mayor of London, Ken Livingstone, has demanded that all Asian restaurants 'clean up' the wording of their menus.
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