Funny story: Van Gough Haunts Dai's Toothbrush

Van Gough Haunts Dai's Toothbrush

A man from Cardiff has tonight made the astonishing claim that his toothbrush is haunted by the ghost of Van Gough.
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Funny story: I, ET McCrone Am Almost Speechless!

I, ET McCrone Am Almost Speechless!

I, ET McCrone have had his faith in the Fourth Estate renewed and revived by TheSpoof.com! Imagine my surprise when my attack (see I, ET McCrone Am Bein' Silenced) upon the veritable silencing of the only voice for reason and British and American reunification was not censored, ignored (as my wife,The Whore of Babylon, LI suggested) or persecuted as I suspected.
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Funny story: Botham Slams Disgustingly Poor England

Botham Slams Disgustingly Poor England

Ian 'Beefy' Botham has tonight slammed sad England once again for their terrible performance in Austria.
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Funny story: Chat rooms Banned At White House - Bush Seeks New Friends

Chat rooms Banned At White House - Bush Seeks New Friends

Washington D.C. - An announcement at a press conference here may change the circle of friends President Bush has chosen for himself.
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Funny story: Olsen Twins Nailed following a case of Mistaken Identity

Olsen Twins Nailed following a case of Mistaken Identity

Las Angeles - Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were celebrating the opening of a new Taco Bell by wearing sombreros, when they were mistaken for two nails and hammered into the drywall of a nearby construction site.
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Funny story: 'Posh' Victoria penetrated by a $4 million sex toy

'Posh' Victoria penetrated by a $4 million sex toy

'Posh' Victoria is living, "la dolce a vita", according to Life Styles of the Rich and Famous host, Robin Leech.
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Funny story: Porn industry goes celibate

Porn industry goes celibate

In a surprise move today the, Adult Video News reported, the pornography industry is taking a break and will be having no sex.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Spotted Shopping In Pubix Grocery Store

Britney Spears Spotted Shopping In Pubix Grocery Store

Britney Spears, tired of all the media attention and hoop-la, took a break today from concerts and paparazzi and went grocery shopping.
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Funny story: Scientist Travels Country To Spread News Of Global Warming - Freezes Ass Off In Rock Springs, Wyoming

Scientist Travels Country To Spread News Of Global Warming - Freezes Ass Off In Rock Springs, Wyoming

Rock Springs - Scientist, Fred Hurns, head of the Science Department at Washington State, had planned a three month tour of the country to help spread proof that the planet is suffering global warming. His tour was cut short, however, after freezing...
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Funny story: 'Moose Limb' threat to Midwest

'Moose Limb' threat to Midwest

For years they have roamed the wilds of the Midwestern USA, from the Rocky mountains to the Canadian border. But due to a recent increase in car usage, more and more moose are being run over on the roads and highways.
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Funny story: Was I Bobby Kennedy? by Feamus Tipple O'Flattery

Was I Bobby Kennedy? by Feamus Tipple O'Flattery

Murdered at an early age, cut off in his prime before the peak of his political career, younger brother of the assassinated president Kennedy, JFK's brother is the focus of a new film, 'JFK's Brother'.
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Funny story: Microsoft Unviels Newest Windows Vista

Microsoft Unviels Newest Windows Vista

The first new Windows program in five years was released to a fanfare and an excited crowd today. The Windows Vista is the latest update from Microsoft for the windows operating system.
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Funny story: White House Vows to Investigate "mis-reading" of Iraq Toiletries

White House Vows to Investigate "mis-reading" of Iraq Toiletries

A fierce struggle between allied forces and Moslem militants which flared last month over a misunderstanding involving U.S. men's toiletries is becoming focussed on a municipal toilet facility in Najaf.
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Funny story: Ghostly Goings On In Ghoulish Gloucestershire

Ghostly Goings On In Ghoulish Gloucestershire

A Gloucestershire housewife, Gretna Green, has astonished the science world by claiming that her kitchen sink is a conduit and entry portal to another world. She told The Spoof:...
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Funny story: Gongs probe police arrest House of Lords pervert

Gongs probe police arrest House of Lords pervert

Drowning Street - (Rotters): Police probing the cash for honors scam have arrested Lord Levy and charged him with perversion.
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Funny story: Milton Keynes holds the key to UK Prison crisis

Milton Keynes holds the key to UK Prison crisis

John Reid, the Home Secretary, has declared his decision to turn Milton Keynes into Britain's highest security prison. Following today's announcement that Manchester will be the new European capital of gambling, competing with the sophisticat...
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Funny story: President Jumps Off Washington Monument With Hang Glider; Tells American People "His Plan Will Fly"

President Jumps Off Washington Monument With Hang Glider; Tells American People "His Plan Will Fly"

President Bush, in an effort to gain Congressional support and support from the American people for his plan of more troops in Iraq, jumped off the Washington Monument today with a hang glider. For some who read the news, a bald eagle trying to carry...
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Funny story: Happy Wedgie attacks on the increase

Happy Wedgie attacks on the increase

The Deputy Chief Inspector of London's Metropolitan Police has today expressed serious concerns regarding the increase of random "Happy Wedgie" attacks being carried out on London's streets in recent weeks.
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Funny story: Creationist museum remains found at Stonehenge

Creationist museum remains found at Stonehenge

Salisbury Plain, Wilts - (Rotters): Newly discovered archaeological ruins in the Stonehenge area have sent a shiver down the spine of geo-evolutionary scientists after positive proof of an early palaeolithic Creationist Museum was found in the latrin...
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Funny story: Scientific report proves that women are basically stupid

Scientific report proves that women are basically stupid

A study, headed by Professor J Caringbunny of the Californian Scientific Institute, which was set up to determine why women liked shoes and could not operate simple machinery, such as video recorders or cars, was released today and has concluded that...
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Funny story: Madonna and Ritchie Split Exclusive

Madonna and Ritchie Split Exclusive

The latest shock entertainment split so far has rocked the planet as 'uber pop star' Madonna and 'Mockney Geezer film director' Guy Ritchie officially announce the end of the road for their marriage.
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Funny story: Papal altar cloth sewers thriving in the G-string business

Papal altar cloth sewers thriving in the G-string business

Koniakow, Poland - (Rioters): A lace-making fraternity in the village of Koniakow, southern Poland is about to float their tayloring business after sales of g-strings, brassieres and crotchless ecclesiastical vestments hit the roof following years of...
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Funny story: Duke Lacrosse Player accused of Parking Violation.

Duke Lacrosse Player accused of Parking Violation.

After all rape, sexual assault and kidnapping charges against the three defendants in the Duke Lacrosse case had been dismissed, Durham District Attorney Mike Nifong accused Reade Seligmann of parking in a "residents only" space.
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Funny story: GoDaddy Super Bowl Commercial Already Banned

GoDaddy Super Bowl Commercial Already Banned

For the first time in the history of network broadcasting a television commercial has been banned before even being filmed. On-line ISP giant GoDaddy.com shocked Super Bowl viewers last year ago when their scantily clad GoDaddy m...
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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Jo Gets Death Threats

Celebrity Big Brother Jo Gets Death Threats

Bubbly blonde S-Club 7 star Joe von O'Mira broke down in tears today as she told how her life had been ruined.
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Funny story: Super Casino : Manchester Scoops the Pot

Super Casino : Manchester Scoops the Pot

Its official, Manchester has fought off opposition from its rivals to build Britains first Super Casino.
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Funny story: Prison Crisis Solved

Prison Crisis Solved

In a shock news conference this morning, the Prime Minister has revealed his latest plans to solve the prison crisis.
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Funny story: Top Ten Signs Paula Abdul is Nuts

Top Ten Signs Paula Abdul is Nuts

10. After waking up in the middle of an "American Idol" audition, she asked the contestant, "Was it good for you too?"...
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Funny story: David Beckham's testicles raise £50,000 on e-bay

David Beckham's testicles raise £50,000 on e-bay

Golden Ball's golden balls have raised a staggering £50,000 on e-bay for children's charity 'Kiddywatch'.
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Funny story: Hull Mum Hijacks Soccer Bus - Siege Latest

Hull Mum Hijacks Soccer Bus - Siege Latest

It started with a few words over a tot's spilt pint, but then soccer mum, Mrs. Shiela Brickhouse, mother of forty, FORCED the driver of the Hull City Supporter's Club coach to SWERVE into South...
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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay selected as new Presidential chef

Gordon Ramsay selected as new Presidential chef

WASHINGTON - First lady, Laura Bush, has selected foul mouthed, ex footballer, Gordon Ramsay as White House Executive Pastry Chef and praised him on Monday for originality and a light touch with desserts.
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Funny story: Holy World In A Spin As Pope Excommuincates Jade Canonises Shilpa

Holy World In A Spin As Pope Excommuincates Jade Canonises Shilpa

In an ad-hoc service hastily cobbled together by the Vatican, the Pope has sensationally made Bollywood star, Shilpa Shetty, a saint and at the same time drummed racist bully Jade, out of his gang. The Pontiff told us backstage after the gig:...
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Funny story: Place Your Bets Mesdames Et M'sieurs

Place Your Bets Mesdames Et M'sieurs

It will be finally revealed today where Britain's first super-casino is to be located.
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Funny story: "Britney Spears? Who's She?" Asks Shilpa

"Britney Spears? Who's She?" Asks Shilpa

Newly-crowned Miss World Shilpa Shetty shocked crowds of wellwishers yesterday when she confessed to never having heard of Britney Spears.
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Funny story: Richard Hammond Crash Was Work Of Terrorists

Richard Hammond Crash Was Work Of Terrorists

Richard Hammond, co-presenter of Top Gear, was back this week fronting the show that nearly killed him. Investigators into his crash, meanwhile, think they have found evidence that will link al-Qaeda to the incident.
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Funny story: Prince and Duchess Go One on One in Harlem, NYC

Prince and Duchess Go One on One in Harlem, NYC

Housing Project Basketball in Harlem has seen the likes of NBA Champions, NCAA Stars and quite a few heroin addicts who could still make a three pointer on a good day.
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Funny story: Britney Spears vagina cold as ice, sex tape next?

Britney Spears vagina cold as ice, sex tape next?

For awhile Britney Spears vagina was smoking hot. No celebrity on the planet could touch Britney's vagina.
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Funny story: America Attempts to Return Bush for Refund, but Cannot Produce Receipt

America Attempts to Return Bush for Refund, but Cannot Produce Receipt

Although the vast majority of Americans would like to return President Bush and get their money back, they are hampered by the lack of a receipt. The latest Newsweek poll shows a paltry 30% of Americans believe Bush is doing a good job as President.
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Funny story: Tyra Banks lusts for large beasts

Tyra Banks lusts for large beasts

Gasp and hold your breath. Yes it seems Tyra Banks is heading for the plus size section of Walmart.
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Funny story: Author of the DaVinci Clod Plans New Phony Novel

Author of the DaVinci Clod Plans New Phony Novel

Author of the DaVinci Clod, a hair-raising tale of a clod of dirt from the infamous Garden of Eden passed down through the successive generations to a modern day Eve and her lesbian lover and mother of her children with Christ's genetic code, has...
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Funny story: Escaped Japanese internee discovered after 65 years

Escaped Japanese internee discovered after 65 years

In 1942 President Franklin D. Roosavelt inacted, executive order 9066. This allowed the US Government to bypass Constitutional safeguards leading to the incarceration of over 120,000 US citizens of Asian and Italian decent on the west coast of the U...
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Funny story: Mourinho and Chelsea on Verge of Another Breakup!

Mourinho and Chelsea on Verge of Another Breakup!

The soap opera drags on as Chelsea and Manager Mourinho find issue after issue to keep them apart.
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Funny story: Scientist Discovers That Whenever Someone Says "Anyhoo" a Demon Gets Its Wings

Scientist Discovers That Whenever Someone Says "Anyhoo" a Demon Gets Its Wings

Malibu, California - In a dramatic press conference held today at a Sleep Inn just off the Pacific Coast Highway, it was revealed by Trip Diamond, renowned metaphysical scientist to the stars, that whenever someone substitutes the word "anyhoo&...
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Funny story: Tyrranus Rectum, Rectus now Limpis, Make Up Your Mind!

Tyrranus Rectum, Rectus now Limpis, Make Up Your Mind!

The ignoramus formerly known as Bush(as if that weren't a stupid enough name in itself) has gone through a seemingly endless number of foolish names due to his incandescent infatuation with HBO's Rome and the ineptitude of his administration...
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Funny story: Funeral for dedicated 26 year cable company employee to begin sometime between 2-6 pm

Funeral for dedicated 26 year cable company employee to begin sometime between 2-6 pm

New York, NY: Approximately 2 days ago, Dan Katz, a 26 year veteran for the Time Warner Cable company died in a fatal accident during a cable installation. Katz's supervisor has described the installation somewhat "complicated" but noth...
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