Funny story: Penis Envy

Penis Envy

London - (ReUterus): Scientists unravelling the complexities of what attracts wannabe porno novelists to the mysteries of internet comedy writing have found a link between the male brain's pleasure center, alcohol and symptoms of penis envy.
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Funny story: Death by Everything

Death by Everything

The autopsy report for Frankie Weepspittle Barrecord Jones, former lead finger cymbal player for the Goth/Country band, Mornful Banjo was released today.
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Funny story: Elton John launches Adopt-a-Priest scheme

Elton John launches Adopt-a-Priest scheme

The Catholic Church has for many years had to face declining numbers, as well as widespread mockery of its rigidly male membership in the face of stiff opposition.
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Funny story: Kentucky Derby Winner Barbaro 'Will Taste Great in Alpo'

Kentucky Derby Winner Barbaro 'Will Taste Great in Alpo'

2006 Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro was euthanized this week due to ongoing complications stemming from the breakdown he suffered during the Preakness Stakes last May. But a marketing representative from Purina noted that Barbaro "will sure taste...
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Funny story: Bird flu transmitted to rubber ducks

Bird flu transmitted to rubber ducks

Bird flu, the potential world killer that never was, has taken a new form. The virus is now capable of infecting inanimate objects which are in the shape of birds - including rubber ducks, plastic chicks and wall-mounted flying geese.
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Funny story: Blackmail news

Blackmail news

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Classified CIA documents discovered in a Waco, Texas landfill site relating to George W Bush's White House 2000 election campaign paint a grim blackmail picture of Michael Jackson lookalike Mr Wacko being al...
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Funny story: Confusion over 'Green Tax'

Confusion over 'Green Tax'

Members of golf clubs across the UK have staged a massive protest over green taxes. Thousands of retired men mistakenly think they must pay tax to play golf.
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Funny story: Dowie Lands Role In New Shrek Movie

Dowie Lands Role In New Shrek Movie

Eric Cantona did it. Vinnie Jones did it. And now, sickeningly ugly footballer turned failed manager Ian Dowey (intentional spelling mistake) is doing it. Acting...well, kind of.
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Funny story: Collina receives threats

Collina receives threats

Ex top world football ref Pierluigi Collina has received hate mail and death threats.
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Funny story: Turkey Manipulators Force Freshwater Fowl To Action

Turkey Manipulators Force Freshwater Fowl To Action

Turkey Manipulators in Norfolk have ducks and geese spitting feathers in the latest round of talks that has crippled UK Turkey breeding over the past few weeks.
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Funny story: McDonalds Will Fold If New Victims Are Not Found

McDonalds Will Fold If New Victims Are Not Found

An industry watchdog has warned, in a report, that some of the big names in the fast food sector face closure if they do not find new victims for the crap they are peddling.
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Funny story: Victoria to do Lesbo Porn Movie

Victoria to do Lesbo Porn Movie

Now that hubby David has made the move to California, Victoria has announced that she will be embarking on a film career.
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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Danielle In Teddy Namechange Row

Celebrity Big Brother Danielle In Teddy Namechange Row

There was a sigh of relief today at West Ham's Upton Park ground, when Lloyd Daniel, the ex-girlfriend of Teddy Sheringham was officially dumped by the former England star.
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Funny story: Man attacked by pit bull toddler

Man attacked by pit bull toddler

A 38-year-old man and his dog were attacked by a pit bull type toddler while walking in Ravenscliffe, Bradford.
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Funny story: Big Brother Jo : New Career Opportunity Beckons

Big Brother Jo : New Career Opportunity Beckons

Jo O'Meara left the Big Brother House this week shamed, remorseless and without a career. But in a unique twist, the bolshy bifter has come up trumps it seems.
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Funny story: Have You Heard the One About the Englishman? by Feamus Tipple O'Flattery

Have You Heard the One About the Englishman? by Feamus Tipple O'Flattery

As Ireland sees an influx of English escaping overheated England, attracted by the crack, the low rate of money, and the high rate of something for nothing, a new form of lighthearted, well-meant, joke is sweeping the bars and ceilidhs of Dublin's celebrated, traditionally literally boozy parts. In a reversal of table-turning, the Iri...
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Funny story: Dr Gillian McKeith's Do-Gone Done It

Dr Gillian McKeith's Do-Gone Done It

Since Dr. Gillian McKeith's posh Kensington address was inadvertently made visible to millions of viewers 4 min 46 seconds into episode 3 of her hit show, You Are What You Eat, the self-styled 'doctor pooh...
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Funny story: Weird happenings

Weird happenings

A few years back this weird instances happened in the suburbs of India. A happily married couple staying in a small house in the suburbs, faced these strange happenings in their house.
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Funny story: U.S. to Outsource Jobs

U.S. to Outsource Jobs

Washington DC - A startling New bill passed into law early this afternoon that will outsource the executive branch of the government. "It is a great way to save our tax payers money; think of all the money that is wasted on running the elections...
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Funny story: The Real Life Earl Hickey

The Real Life Earl Hickey

Most of you I'm sure watch the TV series "My Name is Earl". This televised program jerked a man named Bruno Giggles into action he has 956 items on his list the twenty three year old estimates with the amount he has it will take him more than three years to complete it.
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Funny story: Cat Claims To Be True Heir To The Throne

Cat Claims To Be True Heir To The Throne

A cat called Tiddles is today at the centre of a quite extraordinary row as it's being claimed that he is in fact the rightful King of England.
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Funny story: Scientists Working on Cure

Scientists Working on Cure

Scientist I.M Gaye (Ira Manchester Gaye) is the head of the Department developing a cure for the incredibly gay Boy Band Syndrome disease.
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Funny story: Danielle on the hunt for a new Soccer Beau

Danielle on the hunt for a new Soccer Beau

No sooner has the 'Liver Turd', so called model Danielle LLoyd, left the house to collect several bin bags of belongings deposited at the studio by 'Premiership Peter Pan' Teddy Sherringham, than she has started a new man hunt.
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Funny story: Tasters for new beer sue Brewery

Tasters for new beer sue Brewery

This weekend, at Ass & a Half Beer Brewery, a new beer was being tasted. Called Ass' Turd Beer, head taster Dubya Pod threw up on me (I'll be suing him if he wins the case anyway).
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Funny story: Prince Charles In "Expensive Weekend" Furore

Prince Charles In "Expensive Weekend" Furore

Prince Charles is in hot water again after returning from an expensive 2-day jaunt to the US.
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Funny story: You Do Have To Be Mad To Work Here

You Do Have To Be Mad To Work Here

"You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps". That photo-copied sign must be stuck on the wall in countless offices around the world and is seen as a bit of a light-hearted joke.
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Funny story: "Jo's No Racist" - Pauline Fowler

"Jo's No Racist" - Pauline Fowler

Celebrity Big Brother gender bender Joe von O'Mira is in the news again over her outrageous racism denials.
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Funny story: Shilpa Crowned Miss World

Shilpa Crowned Miss World

In a triple whammy Celebrity Big Brother celebration, Shilpa Shetty was last night crowned BB winner, installed as Indian Prime Minister and awarded the title of Miss World 2007-2017.
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Funny story: Mourinho announces: I'm stayin' with Chelsea

Mourinho announces: I'm stayin' with Chelsea

Shock and awe were the only words to describe the reaction to Manager Mourinho's announcement! Mourinho will be staying at Chelsea Clinton's flat. How the swarthy dude managed to manage his way into that love pad is more than any of us in the...
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Funny story: Abbé Pierre rises from the Dead!

Abbé Pierre rises from the Dead!

Advocate for the homeless and friend to the poor, Abbé Pierre is reported to have risen from the dead.
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Funny story: Tyrranus Rectum No More!

Tyrranus Rectum No More!

The idiot,formerly known as President Bush, who donned the title of Tyrranus Rectum after his infatuation with the HBO series Rome finally figured out the joke.
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Funny story: Oprah Announces Chicago Yellow Pages is New Book Club Pick

Oprah Announces Chicago Yellow Pages is New Book Club Pick

Oprah Winfrey announced today that the Chicago suburban Yellow Pages is her next book club pick. This is her first book club selection since James Frey's controversial "A Million Little Pieces" last year. Frey's book was presented...
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Funny story: Charles and Camilla Slum it in Philly

Charles and Camilla Slum it in Philly

In a modern-day version of Dickens' The Prince and The Pauper, The Prince of Wales and his Duchess of Cornwall disguised themselves as commoners and went about Philadelphia, a city in one of the original Thirteen Colonies.
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Funny story: "I, ET McCrone Am Bein' Silenced!" Cries PrezMinister Candidate

"I, ET McCrone Am Bein' Silenced!" Cries PrezMinister Candidate

The NY Trasheap, the Tucson Methaner and The Liverpool Toxin are all reporting the plight of their shared favorite son, Enon Tone McCrone (see I, ET McCrone want to be yo...
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Funny story: Cheneys To Vacation In Iraq

Cheneys To Vacation In Iraq

Insisting he isn't delusional, Dick Cheney plans to spend a two week spring vacation with wife, daughter and grandchildren in Iraq. Even pregnant daughter Mary intends to go along, and not to be outdone by the birth of Angelina Jolie's child...
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