Once the humble domestic ass carried people and their possessions throughout the world. But that was before the invention of the donkey, and ever since then ass usage has been sagging.
Britney Spears recent break-up with hubbie Kevin Federline has been hot news in the last new weeks. But new pictures of Brit's new boyfriend have caused more gossip than ever before.
It couldn't get any worse you may have been thinking? However a source has revealed a new turn in the grubby fate of Ms. Goody.
Rocky star Sylvester Stallone and Champion Soccer chimp, Wayne Rooney sparked debate on Merseyside after a weekend of hell raising following the 'tinsel town' sluggers visit recently.
British Home Secretary John Reid has come under fire once more today, as the row over jailing dangerous criminals intensifies.
Lembit Opik, the Liberal Democrat MP who swapped his weathergirl to date Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irimia, wants to go on tour with his new love - as part of the band!...
A new type of jigsaw puzzle is being introduced to help people with low self-esteem and it's hoped that its "easier solution" design will help build their confidence.
DAVIE, Fla. - Suspended Miami Dolphins running back Ricky Williams hopes to get reinstated by the National Football League and get traded to the Atlanta Falcons, agent Lee Steinberg said Thursday night.
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Armed police closed off areas of Hackney today, after a man talked to his neighbour sparking off a major security alert. The man, Den Macintosh who got away, is thought to have visited several shops, buying...
Broadway, NY - (Rioters): Kevin Federline's hamburger restaurant TV ad where he slams marriage to his cutesey over-exposed attention-seeking ex-wife Britney as 'unpleasant and demeaning' is to be made into a new Broadway musical according...
Heather Mills-McCartney, estranged wife of the ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has been spotted in and around Channel 4 studios, it is alleged.
Seattle - In a press conference in Seattle Bill Gates today confirmed that he intends to apply the skills he developed as founder of the worlds most unavoidable and poisonous monopoly to buy up the whole world's supply of Oxygen.
The White House has hatched a new plan to manage the issue of non-voters it was revealed today.
Brian Hitler, from Dewsbury in Manchester, loves TV adverts so much that he has recently undergone painful surgery just so he can look like his TV ad' hero.
Brainless big mouth, Jade Goody, is in talks to settle a deal which will see her managing premiership flops West Ham, in spite of never having done anything ever. The struggling London side's problems ar...
US military officials have today unveiled their latest secret weapon in their fight to repel enemies, help dispel hostile crowds and to murder innocent civilians.
Celebrity Big Brother housemate Jo O'Meara has wormed her way into the hearts of TV viewers - and into the Guinness Book Of Records!...
After demanding his inheritance, squandering his wealth on loose living and damaging his kidney to boot, Johnny Wilkinson may be coming home to the National Rugby team.
First century bas relief sculptures of Roman gladiators were found by Italy's version of Scotland Yard this week, while digging in the "backhouse" (Italian for outside toilet) of Roman Cardinal Guiseppe Pedophiliano.
Maidstone - Several little old ladies were rushed to hospital today after the unveiling of a statue celebrating the work and life of the Maidstond and Weild Member of Parliament Ann Widdecombe.
"It's green!", Brown announced after agonizing over his decision concerning the new National Lavatory Paper Colour (NLPC).
According to respected Japanese scientists, I.M.Watchinu, the Global Positioning System (GPS) technology now found in phones and watches is "flawed". The problem being, in Watchinu's mind, is that mobile phones and watches can be easily...
The handful of Americans who managed to stay awake through President Bush's State of the Union address noted there was nothing especially noteworthy. Listening to the speech backwards, however, reveals Bush apparently saying "Gore was right...
AZ's Ed Head, Tom Horne was quoted in local papers as favoring lap dances for failing students. The AZ Daily Stun reported that Horne thought Lap dances could significantly raise the scores of AZ's struggling students.
The Confession may have been one of the most moving moments in Hollywood romance history. Both comedians, playwrights and film directors finally say that they have found love in each others very gray bosoms.
Tora Bora - Speaking from the corner office at the Tora Bora headquaters of the Al Kill-a-lota Corporation (A subsidiary of Disney), Head of Sales, Osama Bin Laid-a-lot announced the sale of the millionth franchisee of the Al Kil-a-lot brand.
President Bush made his State of the Union address this week, in which he declared the war in Iraq to be a 'minor incident which has been over-reported in the media'.