Funny story: Donkey missing! Shrek in custody after police chase

Donkey missing! Shrek in custody after police chase

The showbiz world is in shock this evening over reports that "Donkey" has been reported missing from his Hollywood home. The Beverly Hills police department have released a statement confirming that his family are worried for Donkey's s...
View 'Donkey missing! Shrek in custody after police chase'
Funny story: I thought she was bovine - Indian PM on Jade

I thought she was bovine - Indian PM on Jade

The Indian Prime Minister surprised journalists here in London today when he said that he bore Jade Goody no ill will. "As Hindus we find Ms Goody to be, like all cows, sacred and as such she deserves our reverence not our ire," he said.
View 'I thought she was bovine - Indian PM on Jade'
Funny story: Indep. Film: "Das Toilette" Sweeps Sundance

Indep. Film: "Das Toilette" Sweeps Sundance

PARK & RIDE CITY, UTAH--The Independent Film Competition known as, The Sundance Festival, Concluded with the winner of all categories going to this years stand out best offering in independent films. Without a doubt, Das Toil...
View 'Indep. Film: "Das Toilette" Sweeps Sundance'
Funny story: Analyzing the Presidential Contenders with Larry the Cable Guy

Analyzing the Presidential Contenders with Larry the Cable Guy

With the U.S. presidential election less than two years away, many candidates are coming out of the woodwork and tossing their hats into the ring. The Spoof's London bureau spoke with famous American comedian, Larry the Cable Guy, to ask his opi...
View 'Analyzing the Presidential Contenders with Larry the Cable Guy'
Funny story: Paul McCartney's Ex to Receive Millions in Divorce Settlement

Paul McCartney's Ex to Receive Millions in Divorce Settlement

Paul McCartney's Ex, Heather Mills McCartney, will receive a huge settlement in their divorce, according to news leaked from the court. Mills will receive several homes and cars, all of her clothes and jewelry, $63 million dollars, and Ringo Sta...
View 'Paul McCartney's Ex to Receive Millions in Divorce Settlement'
Funny story: Body of Jessica Alba Found Floating in Hotel Pool

Body of Jessica Alba Found Floating in Hotel Pool

MIAMI, FLORIDA-(ROUTERS)The body of famed actress named "Queen of Science-Fiction", Jessica Alba, was found floating in a Miami Beach Hotel pool last night. Police officers converged on the grounds of posh Florida...
View 'Body of Jessica Alba Found Floating in Hotel Pool'
Funny story: Christian Women Enraged by Spoof Story Saying They are Naked

Christian Women Enraged by Spoof Story Saying They are Naked

Right thinking Christian women of high moral standards in this country are outraged by the story by Buck E. Filbert of the Spoof Magazine that contends that they are n...
View 'Christian Women Enraged by Spoof Story Saying They are Naked'
Funny story: Dear Abby Landers Advice Column Debuts

Dear Abby Landers Advice Column Debuts

Due to the recent deaths in the world of newspaper advice columnists, a new person has taken over the writing of the old Ann Landers and Dear Abby Colums. The Abby Landers column will appear in 542 newspapers worldwide beginning Sunday. The new writer is a no nonsense, no holds barred, not politically correct person who tells it like it is. Below is a sample of the letters from the first we...
View 'Dear Abby Landers Advice Column Debuts'
Funny story: Bill Parcells Retires From Coaching Dallas Cowboys

Bill Parcells Retires From Coaching Dallas Cowboys

Head Coach Bill Parcells retired today as coach of the Dallas Cowboys. Parcells was 34-32 with his four seasons leading America's Team and never won a play-off game in this tenure.
View 'Bill Parcells Retires From Coaching Dallas Cowboys'
Funny story: Failed Bombers Sue Over 'Unreliable' Hair Bleach

Failed Bombers Sue Over 'Unreliable' Hair Bleach

The five men accused of attempting to blow up commuters on the 21st of July 2005 have each launched individual high court actions against the Hair-dressing supply warehouse who supplied them with over 450 litres of Hydrogen Peroxide.
View 'Failed Bombers Sue Over 'Unreliable' Hair Bleach'
Funny story: Porno Pete Perks Up Penzance Pervs

Porno Pete Perks Up Penzance Pervs

Penzance pensioner, Peter Pottle, was today the toast of his local community as he opened the area's first licensed sex shop.
View 'Porno Pete Perks Up Penzance Pervs'
Funny story: Enterprising Entrepreneur Salvages His Fortunes

Enterprising Entrepreneur Salvages His Fortunes

An enterprising Scally from Liverpool is today 'coining it' as he organises coach trips for chavvy types to Devon, to let them run amok looting gear that's been washed ashore from that boat that's nearly sunk.
View 'Enterprising Entrepreneur Salvages His Fortunes'
Funny story: New Syndrome Diagnosed Explains A Lot

New Syndrome Diagnosed Explains A Lot

A man from Peterborough has today been the first to be diagnosed with 'Total Arse Syndrome' (TAS).
View 'New Syndrome Diagnosed Explains A Lot'
Funny story: Dr Gillian McKieth's Do-Do Diet

Dr Gillian McKieth's Do-Do Diet

Barking mad, You Are What You Eat, game show host, infamous for sniffing and prodding her hapless contestant's pooh, is herself a convicted pooh eater. Private medical records presented...
View 'Dr Gillian McKieth's Do-Do Diet'
Funny story: California Outlaws Spanking

California Outlaws Spanking

The state of Calfornia legislature has voted to outlaw spanking. Effective February 1, it will be illegal to spank a child as a form or punishment. The new law has drawn strong reactions from people in the Golden state. Mary Jane Smith of San Di...
View 'California Outlaws Spanking'
Funny story: The Sundance Film Festival; Previewing the Winners

The Sundance Film Festival; Previewing the Winners

Robert Redford's Sundance Film Festival kicked off this week in the central Utah town to the usual hoopla and stars. The crop of independent films competing for top prizes is as different from mainstream cinema as usual. There is also no surpri...
View 'The Sundance Film Festival; Previewing the Winners'
Funny story: Bush Raises the Bar

Bush Raises the Bar

The vertically challenged alcoholics of America were stunned when George W Bush announced that he would be raising all bars because of difficulties in Iraq.
View 'Bush Raises the Bar'
Funny story: Leonardo DiCaprio Says He's No Piece of Cute Meat

Leonardo DiCaprio Says He's No Piece of Cute Meat

Disgusted by the teen magazine covers and heart throb status of the 1990's, actor Leonardo DiCaprio stated today that he was not just "a piece of cute meat." The star of Titanic said, "I am a man. I am not just a picture to be hung on the walls...
View 'Leonardo DiCaprio Says He's No Piece of Cute Meat'
Funny story: Bizarre New Evidence in Diana Investigation

Bizarre New Evidence in Diana Investigation

"A tragic accident" was the conclusion after the extensive inquiry into the death of Diana, Princess of Wales. However, new life has been given to one of the more bizarre conspiracy theories thanks to self-proclaimed "e-investigator&qu...
View 'Bizarre New Evidence in Diana Investigation'
Funny story: Home Office Steps in To Save Goody Perfume

Home Office Steps in To Save Goody Perfume

The Home Office today launched a rescue bid to save the Perfume marketed by Jade Goody, of Big Brother infamy.
View 'Home Office Steps in To Save Goody Perfume'
Funny story: Robbie Williams: "I Am Not Gay"

Robbie Williams: "I Am Not Gay"

Pop singer & all round entertainer Robbie Williams today again denied he is homosexual after growing press interest into his personal life lead to rumours that Williams was in fact having a relationship with a 'rent boy&...
View 'Robbie Williams: "I Am Not Gay"'
Funny story: Racheal Stevens Has Secret Affair With Jo O Meara

Racheal Stevens Has Secret Affair With Jo O Meara

There has been new evidence showing that Racheal Stevens, former S Club 7 star has been having a secret affair with her ex band member Jo O Meara.
View 'Racheal Stevens Has Secret Affair With Jo O Meara'
Funny story: Goodies Back On TV

Goodies Back On TV

Big Brother makers Endemol have scored a major coup by bringing the Goodies back to TV. Jade her wretched Mother Jackiey and her boyfriend Jack, will replace the original threesome in a new series due to start early in March.
View 'Goodies Back On TV'
Funny story: Ray Mears hospitalised after 'Wild Food' fiasco

Ray Mears hospitalised after 'Wild Food' fiasco

Bushcraft expert, Ray Mears, was in hospital last night as an episode of 'Wild Food' went tits up.
View 'Ray Mears hospitalised after 'Wild Food' fiasco'
Funny story: Honey industry in crisis over pot smoking 'hippy' bees

Honey industry in crisis over pot smoking 'hippy' bees

The old adage 'busy as a bee' no longer seems to ring true today, as the honey industry says it faces it's biggest crisis in years.
View 'Honey industry in crisis over pot smoking 'hippy' bees'
Funny story: All UK Residents To Be Fitted With Tracker Chip By 2012

All UK Residents To Be Fitted With Tracker Chip By 2012

As part of the government's relentless plan to snoop on people 24 hours a day, news is emerging about a leaked memo that will see all of us being fitted with microchips if new proposed legislation is passed.
View 'All UK Residents To Be Fitted With Tracker Chip By 2012'
Funny story: "Bin Laden Proving Harder to Find than Laura's Clitoris?" Wording to Stay in Tuesday's State of the Union Address

"Bin Laden Proving Harder to Find than Laura's Clitoris?" Wording to Stay in Tuesday's State of the Union Address

In a development that has outraged conservative elements of Republican Party, the White House Press Office has confirmed leaked information that W. will indeed compare the hunt for Bin Laden to his own attempts to navigate Laura's Bush.
View '"Bin Laden Proving Harder to Find than Laura's Clitoris?" Wording to Stay in Tuesday's State of the Union Address'
Funny story: Britain celebrates as Goody clan are banished.

Britain celebrates as Goody clan are banished.

There were celebrations across Britain yesterday after it was announced that pig-faced Nazi and Big Brother evictee, Jade Goody, would be banished to a deserted rock in the North Sea.
View 'Britain celebrates as Goody clan are banished.'
Funny story: Scientists Develop Unlimited Energy

Scientists Develop Unlimited Energy

Scientists in Czechoslovakia have found a way to solve the world energy problem - the "Heetch-Rense Intensifier". Working on the same principles as a household cigar, the Intensifier converts energy from everyday objects - such as a cenotap...
View 'Scientists Develop Unlimited Energy'
Funny story: Steve Irwin returns as crock

Steve Irwin returns as crock

Australia, Steve Irwin, highly respected nature and wildlife conservationist who was tragically killed in an accident while swimming with stingrays has returned to earth taking the form of a crocodile.
View 'Steve Irwin returns as crock'
Funny story: Toulouse's Brennan Explodes

Toulouse's Brennan Explodes

Just minutes after entering the game, Trevor Brennan of Toulouse, erupted into brawling with an opponent on the field and fans in the stands.
View 'Toulouse's Brennan Explodes'
Funny story: I, E.T.McCrone Want to Be Your Prezminister

I, E.T.McCrone Want to Be Your Prezminister

My fellow Britons and Americans, Colonizers and Colonists, I, Enon Tone McCrone want to be your Prezminister, your prime minister-president.
View 'I, E.T.McCrone Want to Be Your Prezminister'
Funny story: California Lawmaker Proposes Spanking Ban

California Lawmaker Proposes Spanking Ban

Backside, CA., January 21. A CA congresswoman has proposed a ban on spanking that has got everyone talking.
View 'California Lawmaker Proposes Spanking Ban'
Funny story: Global Warming, an urban myth?

Global Warming, an urban myth?

A television meteorologist claims global warming and the effects of green house gasses are totally blown out of proportion by money grubbing researchers.
View 'Global Warming, an urban myth?'
Funny story: Trump Tops Forbes "Most Annoying Billionaire" List

Trump Tops Forbes "Most Annoying Billionaire" List

Donald Trump likes to be number one in all things, and he can add another to his collection with Forbes magazine putting him on top of their "Most Annoying Billionaire" list. With over 400 Americans having a net worth of least a billion do...
View 'Trump Tops Forbes "Most Annoying Billionaire" List'
Funny story: E.T. McCrone Declares for PM and US Presidency

E.T. McCrone Declares for PM and US Presidency

In an unprecedented move, Enon Tone McCrone has declared his candidacy for Prime Minister and at the same time his intention to run for the American Presidency.
View 'E.T. McCrone Declares for PM and US Presidency'
Funny story: Spoof Bus Breaks Down; Delusional Writers Fear The Worst

Spoof Bus Breaks Down; Delusional Writers Fear The Worst

Out on a lonely stretch of highway somewhere in the middle of the New Mexican desert, somewhere in a song by Lowell George, or 70's pop rock group "America," Spoof reporters say that their bus broke down, leaving them s...
View 'Spoof Bus Breaks Down; Delusional Writers Fear The Worst'
« Dec 2006 January 2007 Feb 2007 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
1st
13
2nd
24
3rd
26
4th
35
5th
33
6th
23
7th
21
8th
25
9th
34
10th
25
11th
31
12th
35
13th
27
14th
27
15th
40
16th
31
17th
40
18th
34
19th
30
20th
19
21st
20
22nd
37
23rd
38
24th
45
25th
45
26th
28
27th
43
28th
25
29th
35
30th
45
31st
52
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 2?

3 16 6 19


Go to top