Funny story: Selling Refrigerators to Eskimos Becoming Increasingly Easy: President Bush Credits Growing Economy

Selling Refrigerators to Eskimos Becoming Increasingly Easy: President Bush Credits Growing Economy

BURROW, Alaska - As the ice caps begin to melt, the indigenous people near the North Pole are more willing to pay top dollar for an appliance that was previously unnecessary: refrigerators. Though many environmentalists consider the purchases not onl...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys And Dallas Cheerleaders to Swap Roles

Dallas Cowboys And Dallas Cheerleaders to Swap Roles

If Dallas Cowboy owner Jerry Jones has his way the Dallas Cowboys will become the Dallas Cheerleaders and, vice versa.
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Funny story: Britney suffers from Narcolepsy

Britney suffers from Narcolepsy

While hosting a New Year's Eve party in Las Vegas, Britney fell asleep. One minute she was dancing and the next she fell onto the floor fast asleep.
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Funny story: Britney Spears bitten by Tsetse fly

Britney Spears bitten by Tsetse fly

It is feared, that Britney Spears may be suffering from trypanosomiasis a deadly diseases which include sleeping sickness in people. This was confirmed after Spears was found sleeping in a Las Vegas nightclub early Monday shortly after leading the Ne...
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Funny story: New Taxes to Hit Guzzlers Where it Hurts

New Taxes to Hit Guzzlers Where it Hurts

The Treasury announced today that it intends to impose a raft of new taxes to fight global warming.
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Funny story: Class A's Legalised

Class A's Legalised

In a shock statement, Home Office representative Melvin Slitherly announced that a number of Members of Parliament had requested that the Prime Minister use the Parliament Act to rapidly push through legislation to legalise being a Class A Tosser.
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Funny story: Bush Pere prophesies Ford will go to heaven

Bush Pere prophesies Ford will go to heaven

Washington DC - (Rioters): Looking sozzled and even more exceptionally sinister than usual George Bush Senior told a bewildered US TV audience that he believed President Gerald Ford will go to heaven.
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Funny story: "Indiana Jones 4: The Senior Years" - to begin '07 shooting

"Indiana Jones 4: The Senior Years" - to begin '07 shooting

Beverly Hills, California (AP) -- George Lucas took a break from editing old Star Wars footage Friday and said, "filming of the long-awaited bomb Indiana Jones: The Senior Years movie will begin shooting in 2007."...
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Funny story: Tony Blair is a Tosser

Tony Blair is a Tosser

Downing Street spokesmen today announced what many have suspected for some time now. At 16.45 a press conference was called outside Number 10, attended by many senior Ministers including Gordon Brown.
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Funny story: Simple surgery cures evangelists from preaching miracle quackery

Simple surgery cures evangelists from preaching miracle quackery

New York - (Ass Mess): A team of plastic surgeons, clinical psychatrists and orthodontists has patented a radical procedure that cures evangelical preachers from claiming Jesus is more effective at healing cancer than cutting edge medical therapy.
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Funny story: Harder Driving Tests for UK

Harder Driving Tests for UK

Harder driving tests are being considered for road users in the United Kingdom it was announced by the Department of Transport today.
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Funny story: Dancing In The Aisles

Dancing In The Aisles

A DIY giant has been rapped by trade unions for getting prospective employees to sing, dance and generally act the fool as part of their interview process.
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Funny story: Die Hard Franchise To Be Brought Out Of Moth Balls

Die Hard Franchise To Be Brought Out Of Moth Balls

Bruce Willis is reported to have signed a deal to star in a new Die Hard movie.
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Funny story: Cocaine prices boosted by marriage of Pete Doherty and Kate Moss

Cocaine prices boosted by marriage of Pete Doherty and Kate Moss

The Cocaine industry is celebrating the marriage of cocaine induced couples Pete Doherty and Kate Moss. Soon after the marriage announcement was made, the price of the coco plant quadrupled on the London and New York stock exchange.
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Funny story: Daniel O'Donnell Voted Blandest Act In The World - Tremendjus Says Crooner

Daniel O'Donnell Voted Blandest Act In The World - Tremendjus Says Crooner

Irish singing sensation, Daniel O'Donnell, has been voted the blandest performer in the world in a poll by readers of heavy metal magazine Kerrang.
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Funny story: Duff's Tooth To Go In New Year Shake Up

Duff's Tooth To Go In New Year Shake Up

Writer for The Spoof, Duff, is today facing one of his biggest fears when he goes to the dentist to have his teeth done.
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Funny story: New New Year Tradition

New New Year Tradition

A New, New Year's celebration spontaneously appeared this year all over the new west as an alternative to watching the ole, hackneyed Times Square ball do its droll descent. Pointer and countless other New Westies thought in honor of 3,000 dead A...
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Funny story: Britney Spears vagina saga continues

Britney Spears vagina saga continues

Britney Spears collapsed at a Las Vegas new years party. The latest incident happened at the nightclub Pure's VIP section...
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Funny story: More Sex Partners is Top New Year's Resolution

More Sex Partners is Top New Year's Resolution

Having more sex partners is America's top New Year's resolution for 2007. According to a survey by ACNielsen, 74% of us aspire to have more sex partners. This by followed by 12% who want to lose weight, and 8% who want to stop getting calle...
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Funny story: Laura Bush to Star in Stepford Wives Episode

Laura Bush to Star in Stepford Wives Episode

Hollywood - Laura Bush will be appearing on the Hit TV show "Stepford Wives". A spokesperson for the show says Laura has been groomed for this part all her life and this type of acting will come perfectly natural to her.
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Funny story: Saddam Had His Own Rap Group

Saddam Had His Own Rap Group

Iraq - Folks everywhere today were delighted to learn that Saddam had his own rap band. The little known group was called Twelve Pack 4 Sure.
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Funny story: Image Gallery Drained of Substance Without Photoshop

Image Gallery Drained of Substance Without Photoshop

In response to King David's article about using one's imagination to fix the image gallery, Armedus Chunksy took out alphabet magnets and began to play a spelling game on his refrigerator. He spelled moo cow, lollipop and other fun words. Aft...
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Funny story: Saddam Is Alive and Well: Will Enter U.S. Presidential Race

Saddam Is Alive and Well: Will Enter U.S. Presidential Race

Recently, columnist/funnyman Pat Hurley, claimed that Saddam Hussein would appeal his death sentence and run for the U.S. Presidency. Pat was half right. Saddam is alive and well, living here in the U.S. It was not Saddam who was hanged in Iraq, but a poorly paid double, who when you think about it gives new meaning to the Biblical quotation, 'the wages of sin are death."...
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Funny story: GOP Changing Name to Gays Against God

GOP Changing Name to Gays Against God

Washington - The Grand Ole Party is changing its name to Gays Against God in an effort to keep up with rapidly changing times in America. The Mark Foley scandal and Dick Cheney's daughter made party leaders realize that it was finally time for t...
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