Funny story: President Bush "Not smart" study says

President Bush "Not smart" study says

A study released this week reveals that George Bush is not smart. The paper, by the National Association of Institutes and Foundations (NAIF), could go a long way toward explaining some of the president's recent policy problems.
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Funny story: Was Cheney a VIP at Ukrainian PM's hunting party?

Was Cheney a VIP at Ukrainian PM's hunting party?

Chernobyl Forest - (Rioters): Ukrainian secret service personnel are investigating reports that US Vice President Dick Cheney may have been a VIP guest at Prime Minister Viktor Yanukovych's wild boar hunting party where Yevgeny Kushnaryov, one of...
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Funny story: Dead soldier's sperm harvested

Dead soldier's sperm harvested

Tel Aviv - (Ass Mess): Inconsolable at the death of her soldier son, Mrs Rachel Cohen went to the High Court to order an immediate extraction of his sperm 'in case some nice young fertile lady without the blessing of a partner' might need it...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Loses Her Wet Beaver

Britney Spears Loses Her Wet Beaver

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA, BABYLON--Pop star and high society flasher, Britney Spears, made a tearful plea yesterday at a news conference asking the public's help in locating the person or persons responsible for the kidnapp...
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Funny story: Man arrested for cutting cow's head off

Man arrested for cutting cow's head off

A man has been arrested on suspicion of cutting a cow's head off in the middle of Bakewell High Street last Thursday.
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Funny story: Ku Klux Klan in Lifetime Achievement Award for Celebrity Big Brother Moron

Ku Klux Klan in Lifetime Achievement Award for Celebrity Big Brother Moron

London - (Rotters): The Ku Klux Klan has voted unanimously to honor a racist bigmouth slag on the Celebrity Big Brother show with its Lifetime Acheivement Award. The white supremacists' Rapture over her much-publicised TV rant has revived their g...
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Funny story: Bush Admits to "raunchy nights" with Blair

Bush Admits to "raunchy nights" with Blair

America's president, George W. Bush today admitted to the allegations that he and British Prime Minister, Tony Blair had been having an affair.
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Funny story: Hobbit Took Part In Amazing Adventure Claims Secret Report

Hobbit Took Part In Amazing Adventure Claims Secret Report

In a story that's more like something straight out of a blockbuster movie than real life, a Hobbit named Bilbo Baggins is denying that he has taken part in an amazing adventure.
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Funny story: Semen In McNuggets Was Not Deliberate - McDonalds

Semen In McNuggets Was Not Deliberate - McDonalds

The manager of a McDonalds restaurant where semen was found in Chicken McNuggets, has claimed that it was an accident.
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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Danielle Signed Up for C4 Show

Celebrity Big Brother Danielle Signed Up for C4 Show

One of the villains of the current Celebrity Big Brother, Danielle Lloyd, has been signed up for her own TV show by Channel 4. The show, which has been pencilled-in to start in Spring, will be a mixture of Bitch talk and gossip-type...
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Funny story: Blair's Gatekeeper arrested

Blair's Gatekeeper arrested

London - (Rioters): "Are you the Keymaster?" was all that Prime Mobster Tony Blair's PR chief Ruth Turner could manage to whisper over the intercom when a 5am ring on the doorbell brought Fraud Squad officers who arrested her in their p...
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Funny story: Rumsfeld Goes Down To The Crossroads

Rumsfeld Goes Down To The Crossroads

Blues legend, Blind-lemon Donny Rumsfeld, has announced a coast to coast tour supported by his band 'The Invaders'...
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Funny story: Wotcher Cock? Noo College In London Town

Wotcher Cock? Noo College In London Town

Cor strewth! Would'ja Adam and Eve it squire? For it's just been announced that Mayor and King of London, Ken Livingstone, is setting aside funding for the Capital's first ever cock-en-ee college.
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Funny story: Barrymore 'Bank of England' Panto Closes After One Second

Barrymore 'Bank of England' Panto Closes After One Second

The feeble pantomime, Bank of England and the Jolly Interest Rate, written by, produced and starring, discredited Michael Barrymore, has closed after playing for only one second in a motorway service...
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Funny story: Blair Seized in Brown 'Haggis' Racist Attack

Blair Seized in Brown 'Haggis' Racist Attack

In scenes more suited to the fictional Big Brother household, Tony Blair, was last night seized by police after staggering out of 10 Downing Street carrying a lager can, wearing a Beckham shirt, and shouting racist abuse at his neighbour, Gordon Brow...
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Funny story: Eragon or Harry Potter - The Fight Begins

Eragon or Harry Potter - The Fight Begins

Two of the world's biggest fantasy blockbusters Eragon and the Harry Potter series have been arguing over which of the films is 'better'.
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Funny story: Suicide rates soar as Japan introduces Hari-Karaoke bars

Suicide rates soar as Japan introduces Hari-Karaoke bars

The latest craze in Japan has been causing concern, as bars have been hosting Hari-Karaoke evenings for depressed Japanese singers.
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Funny story: It's War! - Pakistan launches nuclear strike as Celebrity Big Brother chicken row escalates

It's War! - Pakistan launches nuclear strike as Celebrity Big Brother chicken row escalates

International tension accelerated today after Pakistan launched a nuclear attack on the United States of America.
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Funny story: Bra Humiliation for Boob Job Beckham

Bra Humiliation for Boob Job Beckham

Further humiliation for denounced former England soccer star David Beckham, as Real Madrid manager forces him to tuck his new boobies into a bra before training. Rod of iron manager, Fabio Decapito, is sick and tired of Beckham's...
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Funny story: Big Brother Is Watching Big Brother

Big Brother Is Watching Big Brother

A row erupted in the House of Commons last night, proper big style, over the Big Brother affair and carry on and that.
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Funny story: Jade gets a brain at last

Jade gets a brain at last

Jade Goody the ditzy halfwit made famous by stripping naked on Big Brother,has sensationally agreed to be the first person to have a brain implanted after an MRI scan following a recent fall revealed her cranial cavity to be almost completely empty.
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Funny story: Gallows Prepared For Goody

Gallows Prepared For Goody

Big Brother star Jade Goody has in an exclusive interview inside the Big Brother house reveiled she isn't a real racist. It is thought that Goody, 53 has also never lied. The serial 'truth teller' said today, "I'...
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Funny story: Big Brother Racist to Play Young Pat Butcher

Big Brother Racist to Play Young Pat Butcher

It's not all bad news for big brother racist Jo O'Meara as she is hotly tipped to play actress Pam St Clements in a musical about her life.
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Funny story: Chef Jamie Has A Bushy Tail To Tell

Chef Jamie Has A Bushy Tail To Tell

Jamie Oliver has announced his latest venture. A chain of high street restaurants selling squirrel meat products.
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Funny story: Sir Monty: My Spectacular Fall From The High Life

Sir Monty: My Spectacular Fall From The High Life

It's tough at the top and if you don't believe it just ask Sir Monty Ponty, for one minute you're flying high and the next you're on you arse.
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Funny story: TV Update: Judge Rosie Will Replace Judge Judy

TV Update: Judge Rosie Will Replace Judge Judy

Rosie O'Donnell cried "Hogwash!" when she read in The New Testament, "Judge not, that ye be not judged."...
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Funny story: Mourinho: 'I'll stay if Chelsea supports me'

Mourinho: 'I'll stay if Chelsea supports me'

Mourinho has announced he will happily stay at Stamford Bridge providing he has the support of Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former White House lecher and his often chilly wife, the senator.
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Funny story: Gandhi will be my inspiration, says Brown

Gandhi will be my inspiration, says Brown

Prime Minister-to-be Brown announced today that the Mahatma would be his role model in the war against terror. "Gandhi had it right!", Brown exclaimed. When asked what this meant , Brown explained: "Why, non-violence , you twit!" According to Bro...
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Funny story: Global Warming Radicalizes the Menopausal

Global Warming Radicalizes the Menopausal

It was one thing to have your body turn into a thermo-nuclear bomb but when the earth turns against you, enough is enough! These sentiments belong to newly radicalized Francine "Itshotnhere" Rogers. Rogers has spearheaded the newest grassroots movement against global warmimg. "We're not granolas or eco-terrorists...we're your mother and grandmother who has been telling you t...
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Funny story: Britney Spears vagina reunited

Britney Spears vagina reunited

Palm Springs,,Calif. Britney Spears vagina was the most anticipated and speculated story in recent history. The highly volatile, unusual subject matter has finally come to an amicable solution for all involved.
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