Funny story: Brad and Angelina in Death Scare

Brad and Angelina in Death Scare

Brad Pitt and Angeline Jolie were involved in a hold up at gun point today while handing out seeds to children in Iraq.
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Funny story: Britney Spears to Marry a Horse

Britney Spears to Marry a Horse

She dated Justin Timberlake. Then she married her childhood sweetheart Jason Alexander (not the guy who plays George Costanza sadly). Then she divorced him within 24 hours. Then she married retarded 'dancer' Kevin Federline. Then divorced him...
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Funny story: Dubai International Capital Set Their Sights On Irish Camogie Team

Dubai International Capital Set Their Sights On Irish Camogie Team

Dubai International Capital (DIC), the state owned investment company currently in negotiations with Premiership football team Liverpool have today revealed their interest in ladies Camogie team Clonkill Curlers.
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Funny story: Top Chef's Dog Chalks Up His Final Walkies

Top Chef's Dog Chalks Up His Final Walkies

Top Chef, Rick Stein, was today in mourning as his sidekick of some 17 years, Chalky the Jack Russell terrier, has gone to the great dog kennel in the sky.
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Funny story: India declares war on Big Brother

India declares war on Big Brother

The prestigious offices of Channel 4 were lying in ruins after a crack team of Indian army commandos launched an attack last night.
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Funny story: Texas Governor Re Ice Storm: 'EVERYTHING'S Canceled even Sunrise'

Texas Governor Re Ice Storm: 'EVERYTHING'S Canceled even Sunrise'

Texas Governor Rick Perry, buried under 3 sheets of frigid arctic ice officially canceled sunrise this morning in Texas after spending 2 hours trying to scrape enough ice off his Mercedes to get it to start to get him to the state capital in time to...
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Funny story: Five Minutes To Armageddon Run For The Hills!

Five Minutes To Armageddon Run For The Hills!

Top war bods, scientists and nuclear boffins have once more nudged the hands of the Doomsday Clock nearer to midnight, as they feel that we are soon all to perish in a modern-day Armageddon.
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Funny story: Drawing The Line: Doherty hopes to get into Record Books

Drawing The Line: Doherty hopes to get into Record Books

Singer Pete Doherty of pop band Babyshambles has announced he is to snort, uninterrupted - the longest line of cocaine in the world ever. Police officials have ok'd the event & it is hoped the singer will die & stop wasting Polic...
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Funny story: Christ's sandals found in desert

Christ's sandals found in desert

A top archaeologist has discovered sandals that may have belonged to Jesus Christ at a dump on the outskirts of Bethlehem.
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Funny story: Comet McNaught, Heather Mills and that murky George Bush biz

Comet McNaught, Heather Mills and that murky George Bush biz

London - (Rotters): Star gazers charting the trajectory of Comet McNaught as it criss-crosses ancient astrological fault lines connecting the UK Hellfire Club and the Ancient American Order or the Skull 'N' Bones believe that this weekend may...
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Funny story: Manchester Duo Show The Way Ahead For Home Entertainment Systems

Manchester Duo Show The Way Ahead For Home Entertainment Systems

First it was video that died a death; killed off by DVD. But anybody about to invest in the latest DVD technology...Forget it. Because the new technology that's doing the rounds is 3D Holography.
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Funny story: MP Insists a Cheeky Girl Is For Life, Not Just Xmas

MP Insists a Cheeky Girl Is For Life, Not Just Xmas

Liberal Democrat MP, Lembit Opik who not only has a bizarre unpronounceable name, now sports a 'Cheeky Girl' on his arm.
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Funny story: Carphone Whorehouse threatens to quit Celebrity Big Brother sponsorship

Carphone Whorehouse threatens to quit Celebrity Big Brother sponsorship

London - (Rotters): Channel 4's reality show Celebrity Big Brother is under threat of sponsorship withdrawal from wannabe mobile brothel pioneer Carphone Whorehouse after contestants were accused of racist bullying tactics of a Bollywood soap que...
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Funny story: Barbados holiday costs Winner arm and leg

Barbados holiday costs Winner arm and leg

London - (Ass Mess): Death Wish film trilogy director Michael Winner, notorious for his po-faced restaurant reviews and extravagant winter breaks in the Carribean, is under armed guard in a private London medical facility after complaining to police...
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Funny story: South East Flooded With Hose Pipes

South East Flooded With Hose Pipes

BRACKNELL - All flights in and out of Heathrow were cancelled today when water companies admitted that the hose pipe ban, lifted on Monday, has caused dangerous levels of hose pipes.
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Funny story: Leaked sex tape shows Bush pleasuring Tin Man

Leaked sex tape shows Bush pleasuring Tin Man

The future of George 'Dubya' Bush was in jeopardy today after a stolen sex tape found it's way onto the internet.
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Funny story: Celebrity BogBrother Shock - Viewers Still Alive

Celebrity BogBrother Shock - Viewers Still Alive

Makers of the once mighty TV show, Celebrity BogBrother, where millions of contestants have to remain in peat-filled bogs for a million years putting up with each others cravings, insults and bad hygiene, have admitted concerns that approximately one...
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Funny story: Scotch Gene Identified: A Brave New World Beckons.

Scotch Gene Identified: A Brave New World Beckons.

The Scotch could face extinction by the year 2500 as English boffins identify the gene responsible for ginger hair, buck teeth, tightness, transvestism and whinging.
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Funny story: Lab assistant crowned 'Ugliest Bastard on the Planet'

Lab assistant crowned 'Ugliest Bastard on the Planet'

A laboratory assistant has beaten off stiff competition from more than 4000 other women to win the prestigious 'Ugliest Bastard on the Planet' award.
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Funny story: The Sun claims Blair does not exist

The Sun claims Blair does not exist

In a startling claim in The Sun, Prime Minister Tony Blair 'does not exist'.
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Funny story: Saddam's Blog reveils final days

Saddam's Blog reveils final days

It is now thought gallow man Saddam Hussein & former leader of now 'safe as houses' Iraqi kept a blog of his final days in US captivity.
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Funny story: Noel Edmunds to receive a beating

Noel Edmunds to receive a beating

Hard man Seth Bundy has vowed to give Deal or No Deal Presenter Noel Edmunds "a right hiding."...
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Funny story: Ronan Keaton: latest effort in the war on terror.

Ronan Keaton: latest effort in the war on terror.

Tedious pop con artist Ronan Keaton has been revealed as the latest weapon in the war on terror. Keaton's records have been identified as "100% more effective" than the stress position and other forms of torture used to extract informat...
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Funny story: Bush/Blair Alliance Reaches New High

Bush/Blair Alliance Reaches New High

Royters: The friendly alliance between the US and UK leaders George Bush and Tony Blair, has reached a new high, say reports.
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Funny story: Prescott and Reid in Scuffle: More bad news for the government.

Prescott and Reid in Scuffle: More bad news for the government.

Deputy Prime Minister and ladies man John Prescott is to have a fight with Sycophantic Home Secretary John Reid this afternoon at half past three.
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Funny story: Hogwarts school placed under 'special measures'

Hogwarts school placed under 'special measures'

Education watchdog, Ofsted, today identified Hogwarts school as having 'serious difficulties' and said that it would be placed under 'special measures'.
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Funny story: Space Craft Seen In Sunderland Skies

Space Craft Seen In Sunderland Skies

Be afraid be very afraid for the Earth is under attack from aliens. According to Bill Saucer from Sunderland.
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Funny story: 10-Year-Old Boy Gets Telegram From Queen In Birthday Blunder

10-Year-Old Boy Gets Telegram From Queen In Birthday Blunder

Ten-year-old Matthew Oldman of Prestwich in Greater Manchester had a birthday surprise to beat them all recently - a telegram of congratulations from HR the Queen.
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Funny story: "Global Warming? Bring It On!" say Inuit

"Global Warming? Bring It On!" say Inuit

The effects of so-called Global Warming will be felt hardest in the cold countries, but some Inuit have indicated they would welcome dramatic climate change.
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Funny story: Revolutionary Thunderbolt Golf System Debuts

Revolutionary Thunderbolt Golf System Debuts

Thunderbolt Golf Equipment has announced the utterly revolutionary Thunderbolt Blaster Golf System. Richard R McCovey, President of Thunderbolt, spoke at a press conference where he revealed for the first time the Blaster.
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Funny story: Golden Globe Award Show Nudges Senator Barack Obama toward Running for U.S. President

Golden Globe Award Show Nudges Senator Barack Obama toward Running for U.S. President

It happened when he found out that Babel, Borat, Betty, Blunt, and Baldwin were winners at the Golden Globes.
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Funny story: Babel Tops Golden Globes!

Babel Tops Golden Globes!

Genesis 11 had languished on the shelves of agents,producers and directors for four millennia. To the surprise of drama and film critics the "Myth of the Tower" finally broke out and leads the list of Golden Globe winners in both the stage...
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Funny story: Escape from New Squawk!

Escape from New Squawk!

I decided that my last $ 75,00 dollars would not be spent on my incarceration in Lovely Acres Rest Home on December 31, 2006. With the new payment to "New Squawk" , the nickname given to this hotbed of complaining,due on New Year's Day , I knew it was time for the breakout. We'd been dreaming about it for years like the barroom denizens of O'Neil's Iceman
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Funny story: 800 Pounds Lighter, Dem Markets "Dicks Diet" To The Masses

800 Pounds Lighter, Dem Markets "Dicks Diet" To The Masses

WASHINGTON - Like many ex-athletes, Rep. Norm Dicks started packing on weight when he left the gridiron. The former University of Washington linebacker struggled for years with diet after diet, and each time the blubber came bouncing back.
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Funny story: Trump gets Cloven-Hoof Print on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Trump gets Cloven-Hoof Print on Hollywood Walk of Fame

In one of the greatest honors offered to a beast , "The Donald" Trump was allowed to imprint his trotter into the wet cement on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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Funny story: Coach Bush questions QB Al-Maliki on Eve Of Iraqi Akbarbowl

Coach Bush questions QB Al-Maliki on Eve Of Iraqi Akbarbowl

WASHINGTON, Jan. 16 - "President" Bush said Tuesday that Iraq had "fumbled" the executions of Saddam Hussein and two of his deputies, and that the government of Prime Minister Nuri Kamal al-Maliki "has still got some maturati...
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Funny story: Barzan Ibrahim - New Poster Boy for US Fight VS Obesity

Barzan Ibrahim - New Poster Boy for US Fight VS Obesity

Just when US nutritionists, anorexics and bulimics were desperately looking for an object lesson down comes Barzan Ibrahim, henchman of Saddam Hussein ,also known as the Dessertman of Baghdad.
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Funny story: Shock Rocker Marilyn Manson Peels a Banana the Normal Way

Shock Rocker Marilyn Manson Peels a Banana the Normal Way

Tidal waves were sent throughout the underground hardcore community when a leaked video circulated wildly through the internet last weekend. The 15 second clip showed rock star and self-identified anti-Christ, Marilyn Manson peeling a banana, by brea...
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Funny story: Britney and Justin in Mic Attack

Britney and Justin in Mic Attack

Britney Spears was reported to have swallowed her microphone during her come back concert While she was belting out her new single from her recently released album.
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Funny story: Hawaii Secedes from USA, Declares War

Hawaii Secedes from USA, Declares War

In a shocking turn of events this afternoon, the American state of Hawaii has officially withdrawn it's membership from the United States.
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