Funny story: Global Warming Causes 30 Snow Related Deaths in the Mid-West

Global Warming Causes 30 Snow Related Deaths in the Mid-West

Global warming pundit, Al Gore, star of the hit global warming movie, "Global Warming" had little to say to reporters (many wearing mittens) who asked the former VP exactly which part of the globe might actually BE globally war...
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Funny story: Former V.P. Al Gore Announces New Inventions

Former V.P. Al Gore Announces New Inventions

Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore, who claims to have invented the internet, has announced a list of the other things that he has invented. Many speculate that this has been done to boost a possible push for his party's 2008 nomination for the...
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Funny story: Matthew Kelly arrested over turtle head food contamination.

Matthew Kelly arrested over turtle head food contamination.

Creepy television presenter and wooden actor Matthew Kelly was arrested last night after revealing in his autobiography he once scooped a "turtle head" out of his backside and wiped it on a Big Mac.
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Funny story: Head 'N' Shoulders franchise buys Saddam brother's execution video rights

Head 'N' Shoulders franchise buys Saddam brother's execution video rights

Baghdad - (Ass Mess): Iraqi government officials are protesting tonight that the head of Saddam's half brother Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti literally fell off from shock after he and fellow convicted conspirator Awad Hamed al-Bandar stepped onto the...
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Funny story: New animal Discovered in Antarctica

New animal Discovered in Antarctica

It appears an Eskimo myth has proved to be more than just superstition. A story retold down the ages in countless igloos about a polar bear who was deliriously high after eating hallucinogenic sea lions, mated with a penguin and produced offspring...
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Funny story: ASDA Shoppers are Scum - It's Official!

ASDA Shoppers are Scum - It's Official!

People who regularly shop at ASDA are scum a leading scientist said today, and that's official.
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Funny story: Al Gore: Global Warming a Large-scale Practical Joke

Al Gore: Global Warming a Large-scale Practical Joke

Al Gore today addressed an organization he helped found, the ICRGWBOAIAWCNW (International Community for the Reversal of Global Warming for the Betterment of the American, Israeli, and Anyone With the Capacity for Nuclear Warfare), at a fund-raising...
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Funny story: George Galloway disappears after Saddam's aides are executed

George Galloway disappears after Saddam's aides are executed

Respect MP, George Galloway has disappeared and thought to be in hiding today after news broke, that Iraq had executed two of Saddam's top aides and are to press the UK to extradite Galloway to be tried and hung for being one of the evil dictator...
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Funny story: Britney's waxwork model 'weeping tears of blood'

Britney's waxwork model 'weeping tears of blood'

London - (Ass Mess): A waxwork model of Britney Spears at Madam Tussaud's Museum in London was reported today to be weeping tears of blood after a protracted internet satire soap opera lampooning the singer's underwear amnesia incident dimini...
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Funny story: New Rocky Film to Create OAP ASBO Surge

New Rocky Film to Create OAP ASBO Surge

LONDON - The Home Office is expecting a big increase in the number of older people resorting to violence and anti-social behaviour following the release of the latest Rocky Balboa film this weekend.
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Funny story: London Couple Beats Antarctic Expedition to Pole

London Couple Beats Antarctic Expedition to Pole

ANTARCTICA - This week, a team of British and Canadian adventurers hoping to be the first on foot to reach the Pole of Unthinkable Stupidity, were beaten into second place by a London couple who'd just popped out for the weekend looking for inves...
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Funny story: Some Golden Globe Winners; No Surprise

Some Golden Globe Winners; No Surprise

The Golden Globe Awards are presented each year by the Hollywood Foreign Press and are often a preview of the Academy Awards. This year's list of winners offered no real surpises in the major categories. In the minor, and sometimes more technic...
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Funny story: Former Miss Nevada Gets Huge Contract

Former Miss Nevada Gets Huge Contract

A former Miss Nevada who was stripped of her title for baring her breast and other indiscretions has just signed a contract worth over two million dollars. The beauty queen had her title removed recently for behaviour that was deemed inappropriate f...
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Funny story: Hallelujah, New Bush Iraq Plan: It's Rainin' Men

Hallelujah, New Bush Iraq Plan: It's Rainin' Men

WASHINGTON (QWERTY NEWS) -- Congress is incapable of stopping last week's split-second decision to send 21,000 more troops to Iraq, President Bush said recently in an interview.
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Sued by Pharmacist

Michael Jackson Sued by Pharmacist

Michael Jackson, the one time King of Pop, has been sued by his pharmacist for not paying his prescription drug bills. Filed in a California court, the suit alleges that Jackson is more than $100,000 behind on his credit with the store.
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Funny story: Lucy "Xena" Lawless Embarks on Singing Career

Lucy "Xena" Lawless Embarks on Singing Career

Lucy Lawless, former action star in television's "Xena, Warrior Princess," has decided to give up acting for a career as a singer.
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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Caught Without Make-Up After Holiday Binges

Oprah Winfrey Caught Without Make-Up After Holiday Binges

Oprah Winfrey was caught without her make-up, and with no personal trainer in sight, after a month of holiday snacking. The talk show host and self proclaimed arbiter of all things wonderful and right (a.k.a. the female Rush Limbaugh or the black Ma...
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Funny story: Bush Accepts Position After Presidency Ends

Bush Accepts Position After Presidency Ends

President George W. Bush has announced that he has accepted a position/job to become effective after the conclusion of his term of office. Effective February 1st of 2009, Bush will take over as the cheerleader coach at Longhorn High School, near his...
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Funny story: Cloudy Apple Juice Riddle Solved

Cloudy Apple Juice Riddle Solved

Scientists in the UK have finally put to rest the riddle of how some apple juice has a 'cloudy' appearance. After many different tests which have used space-age technology & cutting edge methods, Scientists have finally been able to remove th...
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Funny story: Trans-gender competitors barred in Alvaredo rodeo finale

Trans-gender competitors barred in Alvaredo rodeo finale

Alvaredo, Texas - (Ass Mess): The Women's Professional Rodeo Association is insisting that all finalists in this week's Mega Finale undergo rigorous DNA screwtiny before being allowed into the whorse and saddle enclosure after credible rumors...
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Funny story: Monty To Concentrate On Second Place

Monty To Concentrate On Second Place

Golfer Colin Montgomerie is almost ready to believe he will never, ever, EVER win a major title.
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Funny story: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties

The following is a rare preview of the first chapter of a new book by the best selling selling author of "All Cats Go to Hell" and "You'll Never Eat Paris in New York Again." <div align=center>The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties</div> <div align=center>Chapter One</div> Once upon a time, there was a cute little pair of red thong panties. These were not just an...
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Funny story: The Queen Was Nearly Toppled By Fanny Craddock Shock

The Queen Was Nearly Toppled By Fanny Craddock Shock

Under the thirty year rule, secret government papers have been released today showing that in the summer of 1977 it was proposed to overthrow the Queen and replace her with TV cook, Fanny Craddock.
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Funny story: Top environmentalist claims planet is 'Screwed'

Top environmentalist claims planet is 'Screwed'

A top government environmentalist, Professor J. Caringbunny, last night rocked the scientific community with news that the Earth was 'screwed'.
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Funny story: Bradley Walsh Seen Strolling In Soho

Bradley Walsh Seen Strolling In Soho

TV funny man, Bradley Walsh, has been spotted once again out and about but this time in London's trendy Soho.
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Funny story: Golden Globe Winners By Sam

Golden Globe Winners By Sam

With less than 24 hours, here are the predictions of Samuel Michael Schildkraut for winners of the upcoming Golden Globe Awards:...
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Funny story: King Daughter Said To Be Channeling Her Mother's Spirit; Sets Congregation on Fire

King Daughter Said To Be Channeling Her Mother's Spirit; Sets Congregation on Fire

It was reported today that Yolanda King, daughter of Martin Luther King Jr. and Coretta Scott King would be busy channeling her mother's love and spirit on this special day, the first holiday celebrating Martin Luther King Jr. since the death of...
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Funny story: Blackpool to host 2015 Oven Chip Festival.

Blackpool to host 2015 Oven Chip Festival.

Council chiefs were celebrating this morning as it was announced that Blackpool would play host to the 2007 Kwik Save international oven chip Festival. The dismal seaside town saw off Grimsby and Beirut in its bid to put on this prestigious event.
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Funny story: The Nation Mourns as Michael Parkinson contracts E-Coli.

The Nation Mourns as Michael Parkinson contracts E-Coli.

Veteran chat show host Michael Parkinson was last night said to be "bearing up" after contracting the bacterial infection Escherichia coli. Sycophant Parkinson is thought to have picked up the infection from a piece of faecal matter caught...
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Funny story: Secret Home Office Report: Masturbation rife in Britain's Prisons.

Secret Home Office Report: Masturbation rife in Britain's Prisons.

A disturbing new report by the home office has been leaked to the press in which it is revealed that British prisoners are masturbating up to five times a day. This is the latest revelation to rock the home office, described be weasel John Reid last...
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Funny story: Outrage as Pope takes crap in a phonebox

Outrage as Pope takes crap in a phonebox

The Vatican was forced to issue an apology yesterday after the Pope was photographed befouling a public phone box in St Peter's Square.
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Funny story: Global Warming A Good Thing Or Bad Thing?

Global Warming A Good Thing Or Bad Thing?

Anybody who thinks that 'Global Warming' doesn't exist and that it doesn't cause major problems should think again.
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Funny story: Harry Potter In Scuffle With Renee Zellweger

Harry Potter In Scuffle With Renee Zellweger

Sensational news from the red carpet in Los Angeles today as during a minor award ceremony Renee Zellweger and Daniel Radcliffe came to blows.
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Funny story: Bird Island Opens Its Doors

Bird Island Opens Its Doors

Britain has opened its own Guantanamo Bay-style detention camp, Downing Street has revealed.
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Funny story: Google Runs out of Answers, Files Chapter 11

Google Runs out of Answers, Files Chapter 11

Folks say "it HAD to happen one day", the number one answer machine in the universe running out of answers. Well, according to Google it DID, Friday 11:03 AM after a lone surfer in East LA asked Google who sang "Suck'n on chili dog...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton converts, weighs party realignment

Hillary Clinton converts, weighs party realignment

In a stunning and wholly unforeseen development this afternoon, New York Senator Hillary Clinton announced her conversion to Christianity. While the intimate details of the provocation of her decision remain largely unreleased, such developments are...
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Funny story: Mystery story joins newly deceaseds, Lily Munster and Scooby-Doo Creator

Mystery story joins newly deceaseds, Lily Munster and Scooby-Doo Creator

In an odd coincidence the cartoon animator who created Scooby-Doo and Yvonne DeCarlo the actress who played Lily Munster were found dead together in an haunted mansion. The cartoon amateur detectives were called to the haunted mansion to investigate...
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Funny story: "Spend More Time with My Family" Excuse is Replaced by "Pursue My Dream to Be a Porn Star"

"Spend More Time with My Family" Excuse is Replaced by "Pursue My Dream to Be a Porn Star"

Executives and politicians forced to resign their positions typically say they were motivated by the need to "spend more time with my family". This sounds better in press releases than "I'm about to be indicted" or "they...
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Funny story: Save The Trees Before It's Too Late!

Save The Trees Before It's Too Late!

A couple months ago I was at Six Flags Amusement Park with my girlfriend. After coming off the Tilta-A-Wheel I headed for a nearby tree to steady myself. I pulled a couple of leaves off the tree. A smelly, unshaven, pot-bellied security guard spotted me and shouted, "Hey You!" At first I ignored him because I didn't realize I am the "you" he was referring to. He approached...
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Funny story: Pentagon Spying on Americans' Financial Records Revealed

Pentagon Spying on Americans' Financial Records Revealed

Herr Commandant Pedro Javier Espenada, of the Pentagon's Counterintelligence Field Activity agency, or CIFA, said it has become necessary to monitor the financial records of any Americans who might be suspected of supporting terrorism. He pointe...
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