Funny story: Woman Gives Birth to Dog

Woman Gives Birth to Dog

An Ohio woman gave birth this morning to a full-size Standard Poodle. The odd birth occurred at a Cleveland hospital where a team of doctors and veterinarians worked for several hours on Mildred Stroebel who was accompanied in the delivery room by h...
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Funny story: Swiss unveil Doomsday Cuckoo Clock

Swiss unveil Doomsday Cuckoo Clock

Zurich, Switzerland - (Rioters): The Swiss government has unveiled plans for their Doomsday Cuckoo Clock which gauges world credibility of its banking secrecy arrangements which have fallen so far behind internationally accepted standards that they a...
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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Rips Off Bush's Dog Barney's Head

Nancy Pelosi Rips Off Bush's Dog Barney's Head

"Well he shouldn't have gnarled at me" - Nancy Pelosi, 13th day on the job explained after the president's dog Barney got loose during a Congressional hearing and tinkled on her pumps.
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Funny story: John Leslie to star in Love Island 2007

John Leslie to star in Love Island 2007

Ex Blue Peter presenter and predatory sex offender John Leslie is one of several has beens tipped to appear on this year's Love Island.
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Funny story: Jade Goody Sex Tape Maims Journalists

Jade Goody Sex Tape Maims Journalists

Three Journalists working for The Sun Newspaper have been hospitalised in what is thought to be 'post traumatic mental stress' caused by viewing a tape supplied to the paper by Ex boyfriend of Goody, Jamie Cashins.
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Funny story: Bush Surge Becomes Purge

Bush Surge Becomes Purge

Wall Street Kernel - With the purse strings of the defense budget being snapped shut by the Congress, the urge to surge the war in Iraq is grinding to a halt, and to avoid a total purge, President Bush, megaphone in hand, and his group of neo-cons wh...
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Funny story: Wal-Mart Launches "Not as Evil as You Think" Campaign

Wal-Mart Launches "Not as Evil as You Think" Campaign

Wal-Mart has launched a massive TV campaign built around the tag-line "Wal-Mart: We're Not as Evil as You Think". The retail giant is fighting back against charges it under-insures employees, homogenizes the landscape, and generally is...
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Funny story: Saddam Dies; Gets 34 Virgins

Saddam Dies; Gets 34 Virgins

The entire Muslim community was angered today when it was revealed that Saddam Hussein received only 34 virgins after death. That's less than half the number of virgins promised in the Koran.
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Funny story: Borat auditions for Litvinenko The Movie

Borat auditions for Litvinenko The Movie

Pinewood Studios - (Ass Mess): London-domiciled Kazakhstani actor Mr Borat is said to be auditioning for the lead role of Litvinenko The Movie after a new slant on the hapless ex-KGB spook's life and death was penned by script writers once associ...
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Funny story: Donald Trump, Rosie O'Donnell Arrested in NYC

Donald Trump, Rosie O'Donnell Arrested in NYC

MANHATTAN, NEW YORK--(BREAKING NEWS) Donald Trump, CEO of the Trump Organization (NASDAQ, TRMP.O), and host of the his own reality show, The Apprentice, was arrested by New York Poli...
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Funny story: US Air Force strips Playboy sergeant

US Air Force strips Playboy sergeant

Lackland Air Force Base - (Ass Mess): A winsome US Air Force sergeant who posed naked for Playboy magazine has been stripped by her inferior officers after being told that she "does not meet the high standards we expect of our airmen".
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Disband .. Texas Stadium to become World's Largest Walmart

Dallas Cowboys Disband .. Texas Stadium to become World's Largest Walmart

Texas Stadium in Dallas Texas, now without a paying tenant after the Cowboys called it quits and sold the 122,700,000 square foot complex to the Walmart corporation expects to open it's doors AS WALMART Super Sunday right after Prince's halft...
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Funny story: CES Impresses with new Robotics

CES Impresses with new Robotics

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (QWERTY NEWS)...
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Funny story: Latest Shortage Sparks Panic Buying

Latest Shortage Sparks Panic Buying

Chaotic scenes this afternoon when it was announced that a shortage of something or other available in the supermarket was going to be hyped up out of all proportion.
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Funny story: Satirist Discovers Link Between Bald, Black Men and Discipline

Satirist Discovers Link Between Bald, Black Men and Discipline

Satirist and part-time social scientist, "King David" discovered a link between bald, African American men and discipline today when he tapped into a universal pattern naturally linking the two. It was said that the satirist was on assignme...
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Funny story: Full English Under Fire

Full English Under Fire

The Food Standards Agency is intending to implement new regulations in relation to British favourite the Full English.
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Funny story: Pete Doherty Shock Intends To Make Record

Pete Doherty Shock Intends To Make Record

Shock news today as it has been revealed that never out of the tabloids man, Pete Doherty, is going into a recording studio and actually intends making a record.
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Funny story: Sen. Ted Stevens Found Frozen In Snowzilla

Sen. Ted Stevens Found Frozen In Snowzilla

ANCHORAGE, Alaska- Residents living near Snowzilla were first angered by the gridlock in their quiet town. Little did they know what attention the snowman would bring after it melted. Just when they thought their nightmare was over, it has only just...
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Funny story: Whore on Terra: "We are the backing vocals" says Blair

Whore on Terra: "We are the backing vocals" says Blair

Drowning Street - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has reiterated his Administration's determination to suck up as much military kudos from Iraq as possible before Texan overlords in the Bush family are finally dragged off kicking and scre...
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Funny story: A Pox on the Scots and 300 years of Whinging

A Pox on the Scots and 300 years of Whinging

London - (Ass Mess): 300 years ago this Tuesday a rabble bunch of co-dependent, miserly, haggis-infested, whisky-sodden, sheep-shagging, incest-spreading, paralytic, dour-old whinging wind-bags decided it was worth looting the London Exchequer in ret...
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Funny story: Gum Manufacturer, Gumby Stuck With Lawsuit

Gum Manufacturer, Gumby Stuck With Lawsuit

American businessman and gum manufacturer, Gumby got stuck with a $2 million dollar lawsuit today from an employee who claimed she was "chewed up and spit out" by the system.
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Funny story: Concerns About Global Warming

Concerns About Global Warming

Jan 13th UPS - In a recent nationwide survey, US citizens were asked if they felt concerned about "Global Warming" and the possible weather changes related to this phenomenon.
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Funny story: Weapons Of Mass Production

Weapons Of Mass Production

As if British troops in Iraq didn't have enough to worry about, a new crisis emerged yesterday that could seriously undermine their safety, and that of Iraqi citizens.
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Funny story: Star Jones and Donald Trump Form Strange Alliance

Star Jones and Donald Trump Form Strange Alliance

In the throes of his battle with Rosie O'Donnell and Barbara Walters, The Donald has reported receiving a congratulatory call from deposed diva Star Jones.
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Funny story: Put a Fork in Wrigley, It's Done

Put a Fork in Wrigley, It's Done

Wrigley Field, the home of the Chicago Cubs, will be getting a new name before the 2007 baseball season. Following in the footsteps of other ball fields that have adopted the names of corporate sponsors, Wrigley Field will now be called the "K-M...
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Funny story: Photos of Britney Getting Out of Limo Used To Help Foreign Students Learn To Sell Themselves; Be More Aggressive

Photos of Britney Getting Out of Limo Used To Help Foreign Students Learn To Sell Themselves; Be More Aggressive

It was reported today that foreign students enrolled in U-Cal Berkeley's cultural training course, America 101, received some eye-opening advice from Wall Street "Head Hunter" firm, Heads 'R Us. Head's 'R Us agent, Gillette...
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Funny story: YouTube's top 10

YouTube's top 10

YouTube today published it's 10 most popular videos, based on how many people have viewed them. And it's a surprise for CraaazyGuy, because his hilarious video of him dancing in a funny way while wearing a wig is the number one most viewed cl...
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