Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith Pisses off Marilyn Monroe

Anna Nicole Smith Pisses off Marilyn Monroe

Psychic Friends Network, clairvoyant Cleo, has summoned the spirit of Marilyn Monroe to inquire about her feelings, in regards to being compared to Anna Nicole Smith.
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Funny story: Part of the Missing $12 Billion Found in Heather Mills Garbage Can

Part of the Missing $12 Billion Found in Heather Mills Garbage Can

The twelve billion dollars missing on the way to Iraq have been found, sources reported yesterday. The money has been identified by the FBI from the numbers on the $100 bills. The money was traced to the house of Ms. Heather Mills in London. Ms. Mill...
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Funny story: Howard Stern blames his Global Warming Review for Anna Nicole death

Howard Stern blames his Global Warming Review for Anna Nicole death

Bahamas - (Rioters): Howard Stern, the bereaved partner and personal lawyer of former Playboy centrefold Anna Nicole Smith has told family and friends he blames only himself for her death which came so soon after he published his seminal Stern Review...
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Funny story: German finds fingertip in Cadbury's Finger of Fudge

German finds fingertip in Cadbury's Finger of Fudge

Frankfurt - (Rotters): A hungry Frankfurter was in shock today after taking a bite of his Cadbury's Finger of Fudge chocolate treat and noticing an unexpected ingredient: a human fingertip complete with fingernail.
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Funny story: Everyone Wants to be Anna Nicole Smith's Baby's Dad

Everyone Wants to be Anna Nicole Smith's Baby's Dad

As a general rule, men do not wish to claim paternity of a child outside of marriage. This is not true in the case of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. Since her death Thursday, 146 men have come forward claiming to be the father of her child. As the...
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Funny story: Pope to hear Gordon Brown's confession

Pope to hear Gordon Brown's confession

Vatican City - (ReUterus): Pope Ratzinger has summoned UK Chancellor Gordon Brown to the Vatican to hear his confessionn ahead of any attempts to take over the Prime Monstership at 10 Drowning Street.
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Funny story: Anna Nicole breasts saved for the Nation, will hang at the Smithsonian

Anna Nicole breasts saved for the Nation, will hang at the Smithsonian

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass. Mess): Following the sudden news of Anna Nicole's Smith's tragic demise aged just 39 Congress has voted overwhelmingly to save her breasts for the Nation.
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Funny story: Man Greets Other Man While Urinating - Both Men Become Instantly Gay

Man Greets Other Man While Urinating - Both Men Become Instantly Gay

Dallas, Texas - Ray Furrows, 33, and Peter Santino, 56, were both urinating side-by side in the men's restroom at "Big 'N' Tubby's Steakhouse," when Furrows turned to Santino and said, "How's it goin'?" cau...
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Funny story: Australian Soccer Team owned by Russell Crowe Drops Cheerleaders Due to Skimpy Outfits

Australian Soccer Team owned by Russell Crowe Drops Cheerleaders Due to Skimpy Outfits

The South Sydney Rabbitohs, a soccer team owned by Academy Award winning actor Russell Crowe, has dropped their cheerleaders due, in part, to their skimpy outfits. The soccer team has announced that they will be replaced by drummers and have asked p...
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Funny story: Criminals Asked To Be More Entertaining For News

Criminals Asked To Be More Entertaining For News

Las Vegas - In the wake of what the news media are calling "boring news", the Las Vegas Police Department is asking local criminals to try their best to be "more entertaining" when committing crimes.
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Funny story: Pavrotti Comes Out of Retirement Will Perform World Tour Again

Pavrotti Comes Out of Retirement Will Perform World Tour Again

Opera legend, Luciano Pavarotti, is being coaxed from retirement and will once more tread the boards of the Opera Houses of the world.
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Funny story: Policemen Break Silence in Long Forgotten John and Lorena Bobbit Case

Policemen Break Silence in Long Forgotten John and Lorena Bobbit Case

In 1993, in a fit of anger due to sexual frustration and hostility from abuse, Lorena Bobbit cut off her husband's penis while he slept. She got into her car, drove past a vacant field, and threw John Wayne Bobbit's pride and joy out her window.
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Caught In Bed With Rosie O'Donnell

Hillary Clinton Caught In Bed With Rosie O'Donnell

Hillary Rodham Clinton, former First Lady, Current U.S. Senator from New York, and Presidential Candidate was caught in bed with television and movie star Rosie O'Donnell. Room service waiter Frank Buckler of the Lower East Side Holiday Inn in New Y...
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Funny story: Digital watches cause serious weight gain

Digital watches cause serious weight gain

New Unscientist - Peregrine Nation.
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Funny story: Inbred Tennessee Hillbilly Claims Royalty, Blackmails England's Royal Family

Inbred Tennessee Hillbilly Claims Royalty, Blackmails England's Royal Family

A young girl from Flea Holler, Tennessee has claimed to be carrying the unborn child of Prince William of England. In the past few months, she has also said that she is married to a Prince from Monaco (Albert), engaged to Prince Harry, and from the...
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Funny story: Comedians defend Reid heckler: "I've never got his jokes either"

Comedians defend Reid heckler: "I've never got his jokes either"

Some of Britain's top comedians and Ben Elton have rallied round Abu Izzadeen, the Muslim preacher who was arrested for heckling John Reid.
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Funny story: All The King's Men Sue Due to Hazardous Cholesterol Exposure

All The King's Men Sue Due to Hazardous Cholesterol Exposure

The King's horses are dropping dead in the stables and seven of the King's men are in the hospital with heart problems. The men claim that this is due to a bio-hazardous cholesterol exposure when they were forced to try to put Humpty Dumpty...
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Funny story: President Is On A Winning Streak

President Is On A Winning Streak

George Bush is today feeling pretty happy with himself because for the first time in months he has actually won something.
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Funny story: Chocolatier Willie Wonka Decides Not To Give Away Factory

Chocolatier Willie Wonka Decides Not To Give Away Factory

World famous chocolate maker Willie Wonka has decided not to give his factory to Charlie Bucket, as was previously announced. Charlie won a golden ticket, along with several other children, and was given the opportunity to tour the secret factory ba...
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Funny story: Woman's Group Demands Clothing for Venus De Milo

Woman's Group Demands Clothing for Venus De Milo

The International Organization for Women's Rights has demanded that the Venus de Milo statue be dressed. Group Spokeswoman Fern Tilley said that "It's just obscene and not realistic and people need to know that. The museum should put a...
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Funny story: Elvis Stole My Act Claims Zeke

Elvis Stole My Act Claims Zeke

"Elvis Costello nicked my act", that's the claim being made by Zeke Pocock, a Colorado gas fitter from Pease Pottage in Memphis.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Arrested For Washington Courthouse "Scooter" Libby Protest

Britney Spears Arrested For Washington Courthouse "Scooter" Libby Protest

(Washington, D.C.) A new political awareness? Too much partying? Or a cocktail of both? Whatever the reason, no reporter complained about the view when Britney Spears publicly bore her breasts in support of former Dick Cheney aide Lewis "Scooter...
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Funny story: Jade Goody V Shilpa Shetty Showdown

Jade Goody V Shilpa Shetty Showdown

It has been a long time coming but Celebrity Big Brother enemies Jade Goody and Shilpa Shetty are to finally have it out in front of a live audience.
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Funny story: Portugese Women Only Allowed Abortions After Night Out With Christiano Ronaldo

Portugese Women Only Allowed Abortions After Night Out With Christiano Ronaldo

Portugal, the country with Europe's toughest abortion laws, has accepted that some women should be allowed abortions, but only if they have been out with the cheating, diving, greasy Portugese footballer, Christi...
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Funny story: Anna Nicole: Guess Genes contract shows Marshall was her father

Anna Nicole: Guess Genes contract shows Marshall was her father

Fort Lauderdale, Fla. - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Pathologists working on the autopsy of Anna Nicole Smith who died in a mysterious bout of dropping dead syndrome yesterday have rushed a DNA sample to federal testing labratories after Guess Genes' l...
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Funny story: Pelosi Demands Bigger Airplane

Pelosi Demands Bigger Airplane

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has demanded a larger, Government issued airplane. Apparently, the third in line to the United States Presidency feels that she needs something more in line with Air Force One.
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Funny story: Branson launches $25m climate prize

Branson launches $25m climate prize

London - (Rotters): A $25 million Earth Challenge Prize is being offered by Richard Branson to whoever comes up with the best way of removing significant amounts of George W Bush's envirnomental policies from the agenda at the UN Security Council...
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Funny story: The Truth About W from Lil Bro

The Truth About W from Lil Bro

When Jeb Bush considers how many reporters, political scientists, sociologists and psychiatrists have asked him the 'W' question, he just loses count. Well, now that big bro has shot his wad, lil' bro spills the beans.
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Funny story: Jailed! For Dumping Five Pound Notes

Jailed! For Dumping Five Pound Notes

Cardiff taxi driver Wyn ApThomas starts a one month prison sentence today, after bureaucrats at Cardiff City Council slapped a ban stopping him dumping five pound notes in his green wheelie bin. Mr. ApThomas, who nearly made...
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Funny story: 10 things you can do when Windows XP won't kick Windows Vista and Gates

10 things you can do when Windows XP won't kick Windows Vista and Gates

Overview: If your computer powers in okay, but the Windows XP operating system won't kick gates and vista properly, you have some troubleshooting ahead of you. Here's a look at the likely culprits and what you can do to fix the kicking problem.
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Funny story: Tony Blair Snubbed my Aunty Dot

Tony Blair Snubbed my Aunty Dot

I was shocked to a stand still after Tony Blair snubbed my Aunty Dot in favour of meeting Shilpa Shetty.
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Funny story: Tiffany and Dawn Sox's next CD

Tiffany and Dawn Sox's next CD

Hey y'all, It's Tiffany, riding with the insiders and I am all over the music scene. So, here's whats up!...
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Funny story: Italian hooligans forced to fight behind closed doors

Italian hooligans forced to fight behind closed doors

The Italian Football Association have decreed that following the appalling scenes in Catania last week, where a football match erupted inside the stadium mid-way through the Catania vs The Police fixture, all major league and amateur hooliganism will...
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Funny story: New Evidence Fuels New Jam Theory

New Evidence Fuels New Jam Theory

Food scientists announced today that jam as we know it, maybe older than the scientific community at first thought.
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Funny story: Shah Rukh Khan Refuses Madame Tussaud

Shah Rukh Khan Refuses Madame Tussaud

SRK has refused Madam T's invitation to make his wax statue. It was his dream that one day, his wax statue would be made by Madame T. He was very excited to go and get his wax replica done, he ev...
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Funny story: Bacon portrait breaks record at £14 million

Bacon portrait breaks record at £14 million

London - (Rioters): The art world was stunned last night when a Francis Bacon portrait of Pope Pius XII - known as Hitler's Pope - sold for a record breaking £14 million.
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Funny story: Anna Nicole: leaking silicone implant blamed

Anna Nicole: leaking silicone implant blamed

Hollywood, Florida - (Rioters): Tragic former Playboy playmate Anna Nicole Smith who died suddenly yesterday aged 39 may have been the victim of a burst silicone implant which accidentally began oozing into her bloodstream.
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Funny story: Superbowl Half-time Spectacular Features Britney Spears' whistling 'The Star Spangled Banner' out her Vagina

Superbowl Half-time Spectacular Features Britney Spears' whistling 'The Star Spangled Banner' out her Vagina

After the tawdry boob-fest offered by Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson at last year's Superbowl, it was hoped that the half-time entertainment, at this years Colts verses Bears clash, would be the epitome of family fun.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton has Sex Change

Paris Hilton has Sex Change

Paris Hilton recently revealed she's under going a series of operations and when she's finished she'll legally be a man.
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Funny story: Online Confessional Box "AskFrFred" a Smash-Hit

Online Confessional Box "AskFrFred" a Smash-Hit

In direct contrast to the Catholic abandonment of the parish confessional, AskFrFred online confessional box is all the rage. Who would have suspected that the emotional abuse visited on generations of older Catholics would become a fad for today'...
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Funny story: Rich Finally Admit They're Getting Richer

Rich Finally Admit They're Getting Richer

After several years of denial, America's rich are finally admitting they are getting richer.
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Funny story: RC Priest drops grudge against sex advisers; opens website

RC Priest drops grudge against sex advisers; opens website

When they first began on their journey to creating an entire sex-related empire, Havinghurst Dewurst and his wife had little idea it would have put their lives at danger. These sex entrepreneurs are claiming their sex industriousness is fraught by a...
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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith's Son is the Father

Anna Nicole Smith's Son is the Father

In a bizarre twist to a really strange life the DNA evidence is in as to who the father to Anna's baby is. DNA experts have determined that lawyer, Howard K Stern and photographer Larry Birkhead have been ruled out as the fathers of Anna Nicole...
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Funny story: Archaeologists Uncover Round World Map From Middle Ages!

Archaeologists Uncover Round World Map From Middle Ages!

Digger Phelps, University of Notre Dame former basketball coach and archaeologist, claims to have discovered a round world map from 1207.
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Funny story: Bush-Blair Declared First Post-Natal Identical Twins!

Bush-Blair Declared First Post-Natal Identical Twins!

In a near incredible story that only the US National Enquirer and a dozen British dailies would carry, scientists at five different renowned research labs have found that Blair and Bush are genetically identical twins! Medical journals around the wor...
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Funny story: Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 4

Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 4

Here is the fourth chapter of the continuing saga of novelist F. Buller's latest novel. Serialized here exclusively in The Spoof.
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Funny story: Latest NASA Shocker: Hubble can Peer THRU Your Roof Into Your Bedroom

Latest NASA Shocker: Hubble can Peer THRU Your Roof Into Your Bedroom

Following the latest NASA shocker that one of their Space Cadets went bonkers NASA admitted today that the Hubble telescope can indeed hyper-dimensionally zoom in through your roof and actually READ the "magazine" whose pictures yo...
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