Funny story: Britney Spears Bald

Britney Spears Bald

OOPS! Britney you did it again.
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Funny story: Statue of Liberty To Be Given Face Lift Says Bush

Statue of Liberty To Be Given Face Lift Says Bush

President George W Bush has, sensationally, revealed today that New York Harbour's Statue of Liberty is to be overhauled in a radical foreign relations endeavour.
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Funny story: £500K grant for disaster relief of summer festivals

£500K grant for disaster relief of summer festivals

Bristol - (Rioters): A former student has managed to get himself a £500,000 National Lottery handout to develop re-cyclable cardboard tents for use at times of national emergency such as a flood or earthquake striking the Glastonbury Festival or Woma...
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Funny story: USAF wants to recruit topless UK teacher

USAF wants to recruit topless UK teacher

Oldham - (ReuterUs): The United States Air Force is forging ahead with its recruitment policy of employing stunning women who pose topless in national publications by seeking to hire Greater Manchester supply teacher Louise Crolla whose topless pictu...
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Funny story: Concrete Post Henge is Oldest Structure In England

Concrete Post Henge is Oldest Structure In England

English Heritage, working in conjunction with The National Trust, are fighting 'tooth and nail' to preserve the newly discovered ancient Henge found in Wiltshire, England.
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Funny story: Let There Be Light (Kissing)

Let There Be Light (Kissing)

Former Darkness frontman Justin Hawkins is hoping to wow the public into voting for him and Beverlei Brown to represent the UK in this year's Eurovision Snog Contest.
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Funny story: Israel picks Nuke Me One More Time for Eurovision entry

Israel picks Nuke Me One More Time for Eurovision entry

Tel Aviv - (Rioters): Cocking a snook at Islamic fundamentalist nutters in Tehran who have vowed to delete it from the planet with a nuclear missile, Israel's entry for this year's Eurovision Song Contest is a Britneyesque ditty called Nuke M...
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Funny story: Stalker Stands up for Rights of Invasive Plant Species

Stalker Stands up for Rights of Invasive Plant Species

Kalamazoo, MI - What do convicted stalker Joe Stills and Garlic Mustard have in common? According to Stills, both are being denied their civil rights by governmental officials in Kalamazoo, MI after the area Earth Day Committee once again slotted Gar...
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Funny story: Disposable Razors - Who Needs More Than One Blade?

Disposable Razors - Who Needs More Than One Blade?

The evolution of gents razor blades, over the last fifty years, has seen many developments usually taking the form of an ever- increasing number of blades on standard disposable razors. That was true until, newly formed company, Uniblade
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Funny story: It's official: you're all stupid

It's official: you're all stupid

In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.
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Funny story: New at Epcot: Gitmo World

New at Epcot: Gitmo World

Orlando Florida - The Disney Company announced today that they were adding a new showcase to their Orlando Epcot Vacation Center with the addition of Gitmo World. Gitmo World has been modeled after the infamous Cuba based American gulag.
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Funny story: US Secretary of State: "No more concessions" with Iran after Snow-cone Incident

US Secretary of State: "No more concessions" with Iran after Snow-cone Incident

Tehran, Iran - Late Thursday evening Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice ended the snack concessions program that the United States had employed in Iran since 2002 after an incident at a Tehran concession stand.
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Funny story: Annoying Street Preacher Commits Suicide

Annoying Street Preacher Commits Suicide

Dougal McDouche, the street preacher who harassed passers by in central London, has committed suicide.
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Funny story: Report Indicates that Friendly Fire is not as Friendly as once Thought

Report Indicates that Friendly Fire is not as Friendly as once Thought

Fort Benning, GA- A recent report compiled by the United States' Department of Defense indicates that "friendly fire" is not exactly friendly, particularly towards those injured in friendly fire incidents.
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Funny story: Tim Hardaway breaks color barrier, becomes first black member of the KKK

Tim Hardaway breaks color barrier, becomes first black member of the KKK

On the last day of Black History month, in a move deemed shockingly offensive by all, Tim Hardaway has broken another significant color barrier by becoming the first black member of the KKK.
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Funny story: Queen feigns rigor mortis to avoid lunch with Helen Mirren

Queen feigns rigor mortis to avoid lunch with Helen Mirren

Buckingham Palace - (Riotous): The Queen has instructed Palace footmen to tell Dame Helen Mirren that she is unavoidably detained with a severe bout of rigor mortis should the Oscar and Bafta winner demand her gong lunch at Buck House this week.
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Funny story: Female Feline Gives Herself Up as Avian Flu Reality

Female Feline Gives Herself Up as Avian Flu Reality

Scientists scratch their heads in wonderment at the discovery that 'Tibbs' a female domestic cat located in the town of Ipswich, Suffolk, is the source of the menace behind the area's bird fatalities.
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Funny story: Sorry America: You had 4 hours of privacy.

Sorry America: You had 4 hours of privacy.

Ft George Meade, MD - Today a man digging a well in his back yard hit a buried cable containing fiber optic communications for the United States National Security Agency. On the condition of preserving her anonymity an employee told this reporter th...
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Funny story: Hotel magnate Lord Fawlty dies at 98

Hotel magnate Lord Fawlty dies at 98

London - (Ass mess): Lord Basil Fawlty, the hotel and catering magnate, died today aged 98 after spending the night in one of his typical Presidential Suites at a Truss House Fawlty hotel in Bognor Regis.
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Funny story: Borat lands nudist Captain Kirk role in new Stark Trek movie

Borat lands nudist Captain Kirk role in new Stark Trek movie

Hollywood - (Rioters): Kazakhstani actor Mr Borat has just signed a $20 million Hollywood contract to play the first ever nudist Captain James T Kirk in an innovative remake of the blockbuster sci-fi series provisionally entitled Stark Trek: The Natu...
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Funny story: Stromboli Erupts: Should we doubt God's heat management skills?

Stromboli Erupts: Should we doubt God's heat management skills?

Pizza maker and Italian cooking connoisseur Ugli Aswhitey is beginning to doubt if God is the pizza specialist that Earth should trust after Volcano Stromboli erupted Wednesday Morning, spewing gooey cheese and sausage all over the countryside.
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Funny story: Virgie Arthur pleads to breastfeed baby Dannielynn

Virgie Arthur pleads to breastfeed baby Dannielynn

Bahamas - (ReUterus): Anna Nicole Smith's mother Virgie Arthur saw her grand-daughter Dannielynn for the first time last night and immediately begged Howard K Stern to be allowed to breastfeed the five month old infant 'so she don't end u...
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Funny story: Effects of the DAMN

Effects of the DAMN

Washington DC - Today a whistle blower came forward with accusations that the FCC has had proof that our airwaves have been saturated with Direct Airwave Mind Numbing or DAMN.
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Funny story: Trapped girl fights firemen while waiting for media attention.

Trapped girl fights firemen while waiting for media attention.

Tracey Chambers, 6, single-handedly fought off three firemen who were attempting to free her arm from a pipe earlier this morning.
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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher To Take Reins Of Tory Party (Again)

Margaret Thatcher To Take Reins Of Tory Party (Again)

In a sensational new move by the Conservative Party to regain power from New Labour, Margaret Thatcher is, once again, being linked with the Tory leadership.
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Funny story: Mirren image - Oscar winner on course for the throne

Mirren image - Oscar winner on course for the throne

SO DELIGHTED was Queen Elizabeth with Helen Mirren's Oscar-winning portrayal of her in The Queen, it is believed the current monarch is about to send shockwaves through the House of Windsor by installing the much-loved star as second in line to t...
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Funny story: Virgin Crap-o-Copter Carries First Space Tourists

Virgin Crap-o-Copter Carries First Space Tourists

Sir Richard Branson, Virgin boss and the man responsible for Tubular Bells, yesterday unveiled the new space-age tilting Crap-o-Copter, taking journalists on the first cut-price charter flight into space. Manned by a robot, the space...
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Funny story: Nursery Rhyme Characters Set To Get ASBOs!

Nursery Rhyme Characters Set To Get ASBOs!

A small Somerset town is recovering today, following a courts decision to award ASBOs to a host of Nursery Rhyme characters who had been causing havoc in the town centre. Ciderlington resident Mary Apple said "...it was terrible. None of us dared...
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Funny story: Christians furious over James Cameron's claims to have found the lost tomb of Jesus

Christians furious over James Cameron's claims to have found the lost tomb of Jesus

Christians across the globe are hopping mad about claims made by 'Titanic' director, James Cameron, that he has found Jesus' tomb in Jerusalem.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Stole my Line - I am the baby's...

Britney Spears Stole my Line - I am the baby's...

I think that the baby Dannielynn should be given to me. Britney, I sent in this story on Monday claiming Dannielynn. Britney you cannot always be the favourite. Everyone is claiming to be the baby's father, but I am truly the one who deserves to have the baby.
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Funny story: Cameron & Cameron In Celebrity Life Swap Jesus Christ Discovery

Cameron & Cameron In Celebrity Life Swap Jesus Christ Discovery

Opposition head honcho David Cameron and his namesake James got more than they bargained for when they agreed to a one-week Celebrity Life Swap experience.
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Funny story: Jade Goody 'apologises' to Indians

Jade Goody 'apologises' to Indians

Jade Goody, the racist imbecile, has travelled to India in an attempt to revive her career.
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Funny story: Image of the Virgin Mary discovered in nun's turd

Image of the Virgin Mary discovered in nun's turd

Last week in County Galway in Ireland, Sister Bernadette was having her morning shit. Her doctor had instructed her to check for worms, so she carefully examined her stools before flushing. But instead of worms, she saw the shape of the Virgin Mary&#...
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Funny story: John Terry Out Until End Of Season

John Terry Out Until End Of Season

John Terry, the player at the centre of the 'kicked unconscious' allegations in the Carling Cup Final at the weekend, is in trouble with the Football Association and with the alleged 'attacker', Abou Diaby
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Funny story: Even Newer, Latest AskFrFred - 2/27/07

Even Newer, Latest AskFrFred - 2/27/07

Dear FrFred, I think I am guilty of placing myself in the near occasion of sin an awful lot.For example,when my dear hubbie Urie is out...
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Funny story: Dear P4YG-2/27/07

Dear P4YG-2/27/07

Dear P4YG, I really don't know where to start.I got really famous for really no reason at all.Then,for the first time in my life peo...
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Funny story: SS Mormon Leaks!

SS Mormon Leaks!

McCain has his bus, Obama his Hollywood sightseeing taxi, Hillary her drive-by shooting lowrider and Mitt Romney sails the high seas on the SS Mormon. This week Mitt's ship of state started to leak big time! A 77 slide PowerPoint presentation on...
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Funny story: Bone Box Stirs Controversy in Vatican and Holy Land!

Bone Box Stirs Controversy in Vatican and Holy Land!

An ancient ossuary has been uncovered with the tantalizing inscription "Jesus, son of Joseph and His wife, Magdalene the whore". Theologians, church officials and Holy Land experts have leapt into the fray with a war of words and a duel of...
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Funny story: Queen Once Sold in White Slave Trade!

Queen Once Sold in White Slave Trade!

In a curio shop on the banks of the Thames, curiosity seeker, Kurey Osity-Sikh found an amazing handbill that has shocked the world. The queen herself was once sold for two pence on the white slave trade.UK historians and document experts have wade i...
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Funny story: Afghani Explosion near Cheney Believed to be Another Hunting "Accident"!

Afghani Explosion near Cheney Believed to be Another Hunting "Accident"!

Reports of an explosion outside the hiding quarters of "Bad Dick Huntin'" Cheney was thought at first to be an attack by Godnose-whoelse, a new revolutionary cell in Afghanistan. Further investigation by CSITalibandaddy, a wedding DJ/fo...
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Funny story: John Cleese retires to raise frogs

John Cleese retires to raise frogs

Famed British actor and comedian, John Cleese announced his retirement today to a crowd in London. The famous actor who once was expelled from College after painting footsteps from a statue of the school's founder to a nearby toilet, said he had...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Sues Angelina Jolie for Cheating in "Sexiest Stars Ever" BBC Poll

Brad Pitt Sues Angelina Jolie for Cheating in "Sexiest Stars Ever" BBC Poll

Did Angelina cheat in order to be ranked No. 1, or is Brad just jealous that he came in at only No. 5?...
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Funny story: Senator Strom Thurmond fathered half of South Carolina

Senator Strom Thurmond fathered half of South Carolina

Geneologists making the Strom Thurmond-Al Sharpton connection made one more starting discovery. They found that not only did Thurmond's grandfather own Sharpton's great-grandfather, but that Thurmond himself fathered half of the population of...
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