Funny story: Secretary of Defense Said to be Considering "All available options" in Defense of Hoop in White House Basketball League

Secretary of Defense Said to be Considering "All available options" in Defense of Hoop in White House Basketball League

Washington, DC- Reports from sources close to the White House have begun revealing defense plans drawn up by Secretary of Defense Robert Gates for the upcoming spring basketball league that include "all options available to the Department of Def...
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Funny story: Cheney Awarded Medal of Honor following Afghan Attack

Cheney Awarded Medal of Honor following Afghan Attack

In a closed door White House ceremony President Bush has bestowed the medal of honor on Vice President Cheney for his heroism during the attack in Afghanistan earlier this week.
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Funny story: Moody Blues find the lost chord

Moody Blues find the lost chord

Justin Hayward called a press meeting in the early hours of Sunday last week with astounding news; he has FOUND the lost chord.
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Funny story: Money for old rope: Victoria Beckham and the £10 million TV deal

Money for old rope: Victoria Beckham and the £10 million TV deal

California - (ReUterus): Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham is to star in a £10 million fly-off-the-wall documentary about the mediocrity of her singing career, her lacklustre foray into the fashion industry, her several attempts at reviving those ta...
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Funny story: Obese boy to wear big shoes to see feet

Obese boy to wear big shoes to see feet

Asteroid attractor Connor McGreedy, the Geordie boy who just can't say no to food, is to be allowed to wear clown shoes so that he can see his feet. Connor, who is from Wallsend and, on a particularly obese day, adjoining Byker, hasn't seen h...
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Funny story: Withdrawn Deep Purple live album 'was recording by Joyce Hatto'

Withdrawn Deep Purple live album 'was recording by Joyce Hatto'

Birmingham NEC - (Rioters): Deep Purple's album recorded in 1993 at the National Exhibitionism Center in Birmingham, Alabama has been withdrawn by the band's Ian Gillan who branded it as the biggest pile of crap ever to be squeezed out of the...
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Funny story: Florida Baby Youngest Ever Murder Suspect

Florida Baby Youngest Ever Murder Suspect

Key Riest, Fla.: A third-trimester unborn baby boy opened fire with an assault rifle at a pre-natal care clinic on Thursday, killing seven people, including his own doctor, and wounding four others, two of them critically. The child's name is be...
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Funny story: Experts Warn of New BSE "Mad Cow Disease" Menace

Experts Warn of New BSE "Mad Cow Disease" Menace

The National Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia (also known as the Youngman-Oldman Unit for Diseases, Infections and Epidemics) announced yesterday that 417 cases of a new and particularly fast-acting strain of so-called "mad cow&quo...
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Funny story: Earthquake Jars San Francisco, Nerves

Earthquake Jars San Francisco, Nerves

A medium-intensity earthquake juddered through the San Francisco region this morning at 6:05 am PST, causing minor damage. No injuries were reported.
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Funny story: It's Official: Babies Are Inefficient

It's Official: Babies Are Inefficient

Researchers at The British Institute of Competence in Cambridge, today, revealed that Babies are the least effective members of U.K. society.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Confession: 'I'm the Father of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby!'

Britney Spears Confession: 'I'm the Father of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby!'

Adding to her recent legacy of acting like a complete idiot, Britney Spears announced today that she is actually the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn.
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Funny story: Stromboli volcano eruption is God's warning says Robertson

Stromboli volcano eruption is God's warning says Robertson

Tyrrhenian Sea, Sicily - (Rotters): This morning's eruption of the Stromboli volcano has been described by Protein-Defying Ageing Pancake salesman Reverend Pat Robertson as a sign of God's displeasure at fraud claims surrounding a mouldy, bac...
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Funny story: Greedy Bastard Wins British Food Industry Award

Greedy Bastard Wins British Food Industry Award

Blond-haired, rosy-cheeked eight year old Connor McGreedie from Scotland, has become the first eight year old boy to win the prestigious food industry Greedy Bastard of the Year award. Esther Rantzen, who presented t...
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Funny story: 9/11 Mystery Pentagon Plane Found

9/11 Mystery Pentagon Plane Found

The US, today, breathed a sigh of relief when Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld addressed the nation with the conclusive evidence, collated by the White House Enquiry, on the identity of the aircraft that struck The Pentagon on September 11th...
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Funny story: Prostitution Legalized: Christian Belt Losened

Prostitution Legalized: Christian Belt Losened

In a surprising and fantastic swing of events prostitution or the exchange of money for sex was legalized in 46 of the United States, excluding, Maine, Arizona, Wisconson, and Alaska. Alaska ironically led the country in lonely people and suicides d...
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Funny story: Global Warming - Polar Bears to be relocated

Global Warming - Polar Bears to be relocated

Global Warming will cause the Polar Bear to become extinct within 2 years a spokesman for the World Wildlife Fund stated. 'The icecap is melting at an unprecedented rate, and the Polar Bear's natural habitat will be all gone...
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Funny story: Sudden lesbian koala syndrome surge blamed on Britney

Sudden lesbian koala syndrome surge blamed on Britney

Billabong, Australia - (ReUterus): Captive female koala bears have suddenly taken to spoofing their tourist sightseeing public with raunchy lesbian love-fest displays in an unexplained surge of exhibitionist antics not seen since Britney Spears reviv...
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Funny story: Tories take 11 pint lead over Labour

Tories take 11 pint lead over Labour

London - (Rotters): The Conserative Party has taken an eleven pint lead over Labour in figures released today which suggest that if there was a general election tomorrow it would result in at least 100 more Tory old soaks in the Strangers' Bar of...
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Funny story: Stern buries Virgie Arthur

Stern buries Virgie Arthur

Florida - (ReUterus): Lawyers acting for Howard K Stern have won the right to bury Anna Nicole Smith's mother in a Fort Lauderdale courthouse after Judge Sidlin overwhelmingly sidled with the original ruling for the former stripper's burial t...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson To Go Back On Tour With Jacksons

Michael Jackson To Go Back On Tour With Jacksons

Michael 'Wacko' Jackson has announced a new tour of Britain that will feature all the members of his singing family, and a few others that can't sing for toffee. The entourage will be called The Jacksons & Co.
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Funny story: Cherie Blair appointed celebrity ambassador for penis reform group

Cherie Blair appointed celebrity ambassador for penis reform group

London - (Riotous): Cherie Blair has been asked to act as a rambling, possibly roving and definitely Rovian celebrity goodwilly ambassador for the Penis Reform Group, a charity dedicated to the future whitewashing of the Labour Sperm Donors controver...
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Funny story: Prince WILL to be sent to Iraq

Prince WILL to be sent to Iraq

Buckingham Palace announced today that they will be sending a prince to Iraq.....but it won't be Harry!...
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Funny story: Jade - "Moon Landing doesn't crater president"

Jade - "Moon Landing doesn't crater president"

Visiting the Indian Space Research centre today, UK celebrity dimwit Jade Goody was shown around the facility by Flight Director Vijay Pappadom. Commenting on the Indian space program's ambition to put an Indian on the Moon by th...
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Funny story: Jade Goody orders Tandoori in bid to curry favour with indians

Jade Goody orders Tandoori in bid to curry favour with indians

Celebrity Big Brother star and neo-nazi, pig faced agitator, Jade Goody, yesterday visted her local curry house in a bid to quell rumours that she is a racist.
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Funny story: Queen Considers Nude Scene in New Scorsese Project

Queen Considers Nude Scene in New Scorsese Project

The Queen is said to be "delighted" that Helen Mirren carried off top honours at the 79th Academy awards for her portrayal of Elizabeth II. A palace spokesman said that it was by far the best film and Mirren had the Queen off to a tee prett...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover a Unique Tribe in the Jungles of Borneo

Scientists Discover a Unique Tribe in the Jungles of Borneo

Scientists looking for undiscovered insects and fauna in the jungles of Borneo found more than they bargained for. They found a community of stunted tribesmen.
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Funny story: Rats Overrun White House

Rats Overrun White House

WASHINGTON (AP) - Rats have been discovered running wild in the White House and within the Administration of President George W. Bush, local and national media have reported.
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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Jade Goody In Embarrassing India Mix-up

Celebrity Big Brother Jade Goody In Embarrassing India Mix-up

MUMBLE:Jade Goody arrived here in India last night to a tumultuous welcome from a 500,000 crowd at Kapil Dev International airport. One man rushed forward with a spear, but was restrained by security guards who told him that, only if...
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Funny story: Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

Former Vice President, environmentalist, and most recently, documentary film maker, Al Gore has been totally swept up in the whirlwind of excitement from receiving his first Academy Award the last couple of days.
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Funny story: Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 11

Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 11

Can you image, sweet reader , what life is like for a dear little hermaphrodite whose very existence depended upon duct taped wings? Well, like most of us it had moments of great glory and lots of hours and days of difficulty. This splendid winged creature walked amid her fellow villagers as a visitor from another dimension.Perhaps that is why years later it seemed to those who knew her that grav...
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Funny story: Global Warning Gore Overheats!

Global Warning Gore Overheats!

Global Warming Warning Sentinel Al Gore is reported to have overheated at the Oscars!...
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Funny story: Mirren Coronation Slated for Thursday Next!

Mirren Coronation Slated for Thursday Next!

Once loyal subjects throughout the UK were agog at the queenlyness of Helen Mirren at the Oscars<span class=sup>®! "That Bird's got herself some set!" was all that Nigel Titslicker could manage af...
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Funny story: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Busy Planning One-Year Birthday Bash

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Busy Planning One-Year Birthday Bash

A Spoof reporter fluent in baby talk came across this amazing news about the nine-month-old daughter of Brangelina.
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Converts Sherry Lansing To Scientology

Tom Cruise Converts Sherry Lansing To Scientology

The Academy Award for outstanding achievement was not the only thing Sherry Lansing received Oscar night in Hollywood. Insiders say Lansing converted to Scientology at Elton John's, After the Awards Party.
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Funny story: Barbie manufacturers Mattel to launch bald Britney Spears doll

Barbie manufacturers Mattel to launch bald Britney Spears doll

Mattel president Jill. E. Barad announced today that they would be launching a new talking Britney Spears doll without any hair. The "Bald Britney" as she is to be called will also be programmed to utter random phrases such as "Hair to...
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Funny story: Celine Dion, Possibly the Whitest Person on Earth

Celine Dion, Possibly the Whitest Person on Earth

"In regards to Celine Dion's performance on the Academy Awards last night the only thing I can say is, soulless." This was the comment made by Baptist Minister and choir master, Roy Washington after hearing Celine Dion's rendition o...
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