Funny story: Henman early

Henman early

Tim Henman has turned up at Wimbledon. The tennis ace is five months early, but feels this will give him enough time to warm up for his tournament, and he should be able to beat his opponent.
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Funny story: New Bugsy Malone film

New Bugsy Malone film

A film catching up on the Bugsy Malone story is being planned. Set seventy years later, the film sees Malone as an East End London gangster with a variety of henchmen.
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Funny story: Mysterious Urchin heralds second coming

Mysterious Urchin heralds second coming

"A mysterious boy has said the Lord is coming, and who are we to doubt it?" Those were the words of David Sneddon, who has abandoned a career in showbusiness to build a crib and change his name to Mary.
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Funny story: Ying To Stock Average Average

Ying To Stock Average Average

The Ying To stock average closed nineteen points up today after a unsteady start. Rumours abounded in the market of a possible takeover and that the CEO wears women's clothes and hangs around on the docks. Many brokers watched with interest, thou...
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Funny story: Violence marred by football

Violence marred by football

The violence at the Millennium Stadium this weekend was marred by 22 men bent on causing football.
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Funny story: Apple Issues Apology

Apple Issues Apology

Apple have issued an apology over faulty iPods and batteries. It's the first time the juicy giant has admitted a design failure in it's popular range.
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Funny story: Congress Ratifies Bill

Congress Ratifies Bill

Dateline New York City - In a bizarre twist the recent uproar of the Indian Hindu population of the Great State of New York, Hillary Ratum Clinton proposed legislation today, which requires that all Rat Worshipers, whom wish to adopt the furry little...
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Funny story: EU 'Food Mountain' Given Country Status

EU 'Food Mountain' Given Country Status

Tony Blair hints that he may be considered for the premiership of a new country following his departure from Downing Street.
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Funny story: Mickey Mouse and Minnie Apologize for Rodent Takeover of NYC Restaurant

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Apologize for Rodent Takeover of NYC Restaurant

"We are distant relatives of the NYC renegade rats," the mouse celebs sorrowfully admitted at a news conference held today.
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Funny story: Queen Mother's Memorabilia Auctioned Off

Queen Mother's Memorabilia Auctioned Off

A fish bone that caused the Queen Mother so much trouble in May 1993 will come up for auction at Sotheby's London this summer.
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Funny story: Wim Kok's Cock Cocks Cock, Cock!

Wim Kok's Cock Cocks Cock, Cock!

Wim Kok, the former president of the Netherlands, has had his pet rooster Rodney castrated after it was constantly lifting it's leg to urinate while on holiday in the southwest of England.
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Funny story: Virginia Becomes First State to Apologize for its Role in Slavery / Offers Free Passage Home

Virginia Becomes First State to Apologize for its Role in Slavery / Offers Free Passage Home

(AXcessive News) Washington - Virgina lawmakers voted unanimously on Saturday to issue an apology for the State's role in slavery, which all began in Jamestown over 400 years ago.
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Funny story: Scientists discover new letter

Scientists discover new letter

Scientists at the University of Tooting have discovered the existence of a new letter after listening to the grunts of south London teenagers. Previously it was assumed that there were only twenty six letters used by English speakers, but a new lette...
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Funny story: Bush Reveals Plan to Freeze Bin Laden

Bush Reveals Plan to Freeze Bin Laden

President of the United States of America George W. Bush, following this mornings shock comments about Osama Bin Laden's fate, agreed to give a brief interview with The Spoof reporter Fred Heart.
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Funny story: Science fair at Buckley E. Filbertamous Middle tremendous success

Science fair at Buckley E. Filbertamous Middle tremendous success

Students at Buckley E. Filbertamous Middle School turned in Science Fair projects last week and were judged today by a panel of nuns. "This is the school's first year having the contest in about five years," said sister Mary Elephant.
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Funny story: BBC Admits That There Are Actually More Teams Than Just England In The Six Nations Rugby

BBC Admits That There Are Actually More Teams Than Just England In The Six Nations Rugby

Startling news has emerged today as the BBC Sports Department has conceded that there are in fact more countries than just England competing in the Rugby Union Six Nations Championship.
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Funny story: Mysterious mystery mystifies Ministry

Mysterious mystery mystifies Ministry

Whitehall- Nick Pope, the Ministry of Defence's top paranormal and unexplained weirdness expert, earlier today stunned reporters with the details of his latest and many might say his strangest case yet.
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Funny story: Luscious Penelope Cruz: Oscar is dream come true

Luscious Penelope Cruz: Oscar is dream come true

Hollywood - (Rotters): Luscious Spanish actress Penelope Cruz says she is still in a state of utter shock after taking the coveted Best Actress Oscar despite feverish British hustling for their very own diva Helen Mirren to rake in the spoils.
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Funny story: Bookies to rake in fortune as Mirren spoofed for Oscar prize

Bookies to rake in fortune as Mirren spoofed for Oscar prize

Hollywod - (Riotous): Internet spread betting index Aintgottaprayer.com is reported to be sitting pretty tonight after millions of dumb punters poured a fortune on Dame Hellen Mirren winning the coveted 2007 Academy Award for her portrayal of a talen...
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Funny story: Big Brother Mutant Discovered

Big Brother Mutant Discovered

Scientists working at the University of Stoke have, for the last 24 months, been carrying out tests on U.K. celebrities. The research, it was hoped, would identify genetic characteristics common to the cult of celebrity. Preliminary findings were rev...
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Funny story: Clit-flash diva admits she had to 'obey sick instinct'

Clit-flash diva admits she had to 'obey sick instinct'

Hollywood - (ReUterus): Ageing has-been movie starlet Sharon Stone has told a Hollywood press conference that her therapist advised her to give in to a 'weird gut feeling' to reinvent her sagging movie career and win a prize for worst actress...
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Funny story: Vice President Cheney Threatens Iran With War

Vice President Cheney Threatens Iran With War

SYDNEY (Reuters) -- US Vice President Dick Cheney threatened Iran with war in a speech in Sydney, Australia on Friday, saying that Israel and Big Oil and Big Bankers "had ordered him" to make the threat.
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Funny story: Deal or No Deal Express launched

Deal or No Deal Express launched

Channel Four favourite Deal or No Deal presenter Noel Edmonds has, today, revealed his intention to launch an express version of the popular programme that gets to the point more quickly.
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Funny story: Shopping frenzy at Fish bazaar

Shopping frenzy at Fish bazaar

An innocent bystander would think that the end of the world was nigh, judging by the frenzied flock of shoppers beating a path to an East London fish store. Fish Bazar in Shadwell has seen an amazing flurry of activity in the last few days, mainly du...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Challenges Barack Obama to a Boxing Match

Hillary Clinton Challenges Barack Obama to a Boxing Match

"Enough already with the war of words," Hillary has said. Arms raised, fists clenched, legs and feet in a boxer's stance, she added, "I'm ready to take it to the next level."...
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