Funny story: George Bush arrested after having sex with a pig

George Bush arrested after having sex with a pig

George Bush, the president of the USA, has been arrested after being caught in bed having sex with a pig. His wife Laura was in the bathroom at the time.
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Funny story: UK performance artist crawls for Bush

UK performance artist crawls for Bush

New York - (Ass Mess): A British performance artist, Anthony Charles Lynton Blair QC, has started his 72 hour sponsored crawl across New York in a Lisa Nowak-style standard-issue NASA diaper dressed as George Bush.
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Funny story: Woman 'advised by geese' blames Judge Seidlin's remarks

Woman 'advised by geese' blames Judge Seidlin's remarks

Centennial, Colorado - (Ass Mess): Carol Lynn Pappas, a 53 year old grandmother convicted of killing her baby grand-daughter, has told the court that "spiritual messages from geese" advised her after seeing TV coverage of Broward District C...
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Funny story: Halo! magazine: "I'm baby Dannielynn's father" says Judge Seidlin

Halo! magazine: "I'm baby Dannielynn's father" says Judge Seidlin

Florida - (ReUterus): Broward County Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin has told Halo! magazine there is a strong possibility that he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannielynn.
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Funny story: Mel Gibson In E-mail To Jewish Community: "Crucify Me Already!"

Mel Gibson In E-mail To Jewish Community: "Crucify Me Already!"

(Hollywood--CA) Months after Mel Gibson's stream of consciousness courtesy of Jack Daniels anti-semitic monologue, TMZ.com, the site breaking the original, claims to have another scoop. It's an e-mail between Gibson and his publicist, Alan N...
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Funny story: SEC fines Vanderbilt fans for storming court after win over Florida; stricter sanctions proposed

SEC fines Vanderbilt fans for storming court after win over Florida; stricter sanctions proposed

After fining Vanderbilt University for their fans' unruly behavior after a basketball victory, the SEC has decided to ban cheering from all sporting events.
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Funny story: Tiger Mauls Girl to Death at China Zoo

Tiger Mauls Girl to Death at China Zoo

A six year old girl was bitten and mauled to death in a China zoo while having her picture taken with a supposedly tame and trained Tiger. Apparently, the flash of the camera startled him and he lunged for girl and bit her head.
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Funny story: First Beaver Spotted in New York River in Over 100 Years

First Beaver Spotted in New York River in Over 100 Years

The first beaver to swin in the Bronx river in over 100 years was spotted by dock workers yesterday. Beavers had not been seen in the area due to development, construction, increasing pollution and human population, and the destruction of natural fo...
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Funny story: American Idol Contestant Was Other Nude Girl in Topless Miss Nevada Pictures

American Idol Contestant Was Other Nude Girl in Topless Miss Nevada Pictures

Scandal erupted in Hollywood when it was discovered that one of the American Idol final 20 had naked pictures of herself posted on the internet. The contestant, Antonella Barba, is seen topless in pictures on a beach with the former Miss Nevada. Ot...
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Funny story: Weakest Link Contains Subliminal Messages From Evil Force From Another Planet Says Stoke Man

Weakest Link Contains Subliminal Messages From Evil Force From Another Planet Says Stoke Man

Popular BBC quiz, The Weakest Link, is a device of an evil empire hell-bent on taking over the world. That's the claim being made today by a man from Stoke on Trent.
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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother 6 - Prince Harry To Appear?

Celebrity Big Brother 6 - Prince Harry To Appear?

Channel 4 bosses have claimed that Celebrity Big Brother 6 will be the biggest and best yet. Bearing in mind what happened in CBB 5, with regard to the racist bullying allegations, this seems like exaggerated hype, but plans are already afoot to back...
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Funny story: Tony Blair intends to work as a pimp after leaving office

Tony Blair intends to work as a pimp after leaving office

Prime Minister, Tony Blair, said that he would standing down in June of this year and allowing Gordon Brown to assume leadership of the Labour Party at last.
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Funny story: Werewolves Once Again Trounce Were-Hippopotami In Last Year's Horror Index

Werewolves Once Again Trounce Were-Hippopotami In Last Year's Horror Index

London - Although much better at synchronized swimming, London's Order of Were-Hippopotami were forced to respond today to their dismal 2006 General Horror Index Rating as compared to their brothers in lycanthropy the Werewolves.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Hired as Spokeswoman for Windbreaker Umbrellas

Britney Spears Hired as Spokeswoman for Windbreaker Umbrellas

Britney Spears went on a rampage attacking innocent paparazzi yesterday with her umbrella. This outrageous act looked a little over the top to spectators when in fact this was another shameless promotional act perpetuated by Ms. Spears...
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Funny story: Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole's Prior Residence Haunted By Both Women

Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole's Prior Residence Haunted By Both Women

In something right out of Poltergeist, it seem the current residents of the old Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole Smith's estate are being haunted by the spirits of the battling divas.
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Funny story: Things to do in the Two Minutes it Takes for the Pregnancy Test to Show Results

Things to do in the Two Minutes it Takes for the Pregnancy Test to Show Results

Vomit Run around in circles screaming "God help me!" Insert planned parenthood phone numbers on speed dial...
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Funny story: "Patch Addiction Patch" Hopes to Curb Latest Addiction

"Patch Addiction Patch" Hopes to Curb Latest Addiction

In a sign of people's growing dependence on patches, Johnson & Johnson Labs has introduced the "Patch Addiction Patch." The patch addiction patch or PAP as it was called during secret testing hopes to relieve people from their seemingly...
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Funny story: MoD hoped psychotics would find enema

MoD hoped psychotics would find enema

London - (Rioters): The Ministry of Defence has admitted this week that in the run up to the 2000 US Presidential Election it used an elite group of highly trained military psychotics for remote viewing of enema combatants.
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Funny story: Firestone Recalls 200,00 Tires for Faulty Design

Firestone Recalls 200,00 Tires for Faulty Design

Firestone Tire Company has recalled it's line of X44 all weather tires for a problem with it's tread design. The tread design defect has unexpected reactions to being slightly over inflated.
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Funny story: Woman Glued to Airliner Toilet

Woman Glued to Airliner Toilet

Los Angeles International Airport. Paramedics were called in to survey a bizarre event that happened aboard one of the international flight arrivals.
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