Funny story: New test for American citizenship more meaningful

New test for American citizenship more meaningful

The U.S. government reports the development of a new test for naturalization and citizenship. For immigrants, the oral citizenship test is one of the last hurdles toward becoming a naturalized U.S. citizen. The new test is designed to ask more meanin...
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Funny story: Dyslexia Linked to Poking Smot

Dyslexia Linked to Poking Smot

Wangishton - Scientists recently released documentation providing indutpisable evidence regadring Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the active and lightly hallucinogenic chemical in marijuana, and the reading disasiblity known as Dyslexia.
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Funny story: Thrilling New Departure For Agent 007

Thrilling New Departure For Agent 007

The next James Bond film will "reflect these modern times" according to reports coming out of the movie world today.
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Funny story: Botham and Boycott in a spin

Botham and Boycott in a spin

A cricket ball designed for left handed players in mind has been developed by Ian Botham OBE and Geoffrey Boycott no OBE.
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Funny story: Bookies paying out a fortune as Britney does a runner

Bookies paying out a fortune as Britney does a runner

California - (Rotters): Shorn-again singer Britney Spears has done another runner from rehab just twentyfour hours after internet bookmakers offered odds of 5/4 that she would not last longer than a day in the detox facility that her mother packed he...
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Funny story: Whore on Terra: anti-American feelings soar among Americans

Whore on Terra: anti-American feelings soar among Americans

Washington DC - (Ass0CIAted Mess): The Whore Against Terra has radicalised anti-American feeling among US voters. Over 80% now believe that 9/11 was orchestrated by George W Bush and his Poodle-sucker Tony Blair after Pat Robertson's miraculous...
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Funny story: Heather Mills joins Pole Dancing with the Stars

Heather Mills joins Pole Dancing with the Stars

London - (Rotters): Heather Mills has signed up to appear on the US show Pole Dancing with the Stars next month ahead on an ambitious programme to promote her artistic comeback.
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Funny story: 23 Year Old -- "What, Money Doesn't Grow on Trees?"

23 Year Old -- "What, Money Doesn't Grow on Trees?"

A 23 year old man was stunned to learn yesterday that money does in fact not grow on trees.
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Funny story: Bellamy Admits Three Stooges Karaoke Impression Went Wrong

Bellamy Admits Three Stooges Karaoke Impression Went Wrong

Craig Bellamy, Welshman and Liverpool footballer, admitted today that his karaoke impression of the Three Stooges led him to wallop top team mate John Arne Riise over the head with a golf club causing substantial damages.
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Funny story: Britney in Stage Revival

Britney in Stage Revival

It was confirmed today that Britney spears, the self styled wild woman of pop is to star in her first theatrical role when the 70's classic musiceal "Hair" returns to the west end later this week.
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Funny story: Daniels Denies Demise

Daniels Denies Demise

Former primetime-television, illusion guru Paul Daniels, it has been revealed today, denies accusations that he is struggling to introduce new material into his act:...
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Funny story: Water Presents Danger to Small Children

Water Presents Danger to Small Children

I was walking through Leicester recently and happened upon a water fountain in a square near Granby Street and what a good job I did. A sign placed on the fountain rim read: Water Presents DANGER to small Children. The surrounding area was a scene of complete carnage- kids running around all over the shop with 90% burns on account of them having messed with a deadly nerve agent known as: 'wate...
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Funny story: China Vagina Problem Solved

China Vagina Problem Solved

For many years now western medical science has been trying to get to grips with the slippery problem of traditional Chinese vagina. The problem vexing western minds for the last 2000 years has been how to convert the traditional format of Chinese vag...
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Funny story: Have A Go Hero Bert Fights Off Dalek In Post Office Terror Incident

Have A Go Hero Bert Fights Off Dalek In Post Office Terror Incident

Police are looking for a Dalek in connection with a bungled post office raid that 'went down' in Peckham earlier today.
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Funny story: Bush wiretaps targeted the Amish

Bush wiretaps targeted the Amish

Washington DC - (Rotters): Department of Homeland Insecurity officials admitted today that the President's controversial wiretap programme targeted the Amish community because the Reverend Pat Robertson convinced Mr Bush that the acetic reclusive...
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Funny story: Mark Foley Emerges From Seclusion

Mark Foley Emerges From Seclusion

In his first public appearance since leaving Congress and entering rehab, former Florida Congressman Mark Foley took a few questions from the media:...
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Funny story: Anna Nicole: "Stern is number one suspect"

Anna Nicole: "Stern is number one suspect"

Florida - (ReUterus): Lawyers acting for Anna Nicole Smith's ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead told a judge yesterday that Howard K Stern killed the stripper after finding out he'd been dumped from her last will and testicle.
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Funny story: Mobile Phone Mast Has Turned My Kiddy Into A Grouse Sobs Mum

Mobile Phone Mast Has Turned My Kiddy Into A Grouse Sobs Mum

Distraught mum, Jean Munter, sobbed today as she told The Spoof how the installation of a new mobile phone mast in her street has caused her three year old son, Mickey, to turn into a game bird.
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Funny story: Nicole Richie banned for drunk driving

Nicole Richie banned for drunk driving

Actress and model, Nicole Richie, was languishing in a police cell last night after being convicted of DUI.
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Funny story: NHS doctors paying £500 million too much to their dealers

NHS doctors paying £500 million too much to their dealers

BMA HQ, London - (Ass Mess): National Health Service doctors are being ripped off by their dealers to the tune of some £500 million per annum.
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Funny story: Keanu Reeves to play table

Keanu Reeves to play table

Hollywood - One of Hollywood's hottest stars, Keanu Reeves, is set for the role of his life in Sony pictures eagerly awaited new blockbuster The Table.
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Funny story: Do-Gooders Who Sign Identity Cards Petition Are Beaten Up

Do-Gooders Who Sign Identity Cards Petition Are Beaten Up

When the group NO2ID travelled to Downing Street and delivered a petition signed by 18 million people opposed to the introduction of identity cards, they got more than they bargained for. On their return, each of the people who had signed the petitio...
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Funny story: New Statue Of Thatcher Sparks Heated Debate

New Statue Of Thatcher Sparks Heated Debate

Controversy at the Palace of Westminster as the unveiling of a new bronze statue of Margaret Thatcher is due today.
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Funny story: Britney Spears' vagina attacks warder and escapes rehab

Britney Spears' vagina attacks warder and escapes rehab

In a shocking turn of events, Britney Spears' vagina has escaped from rehab and gone on the run.
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Funny story: Virgin China Vagina?

Virgin China Vagina?

Beijing- All is not well within world's first neocapitalist communist rice superpower. China's much criticised and ill conceived one child policy is finally bearing fruit and to the frustration of government officials; that fruit bears mostly...
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Funny story: The Profumo route to Downing Street

The Profumo route to Downing Street

The only thing the press love more than a celebrity scandal is a political sex scandal.
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Funny story: New US terrorists

New US terrorists

I Surrender! I have been thinking about the war with militant Islam for some time. It is clear to me that the American public no longer has the will to resist, and from my military training I know that means that we, the US, the Christians, the people wanting peace, have lost. We should sue for peace, but there is no one to negotiate with and certainly no one of honor that would or could guar...
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Funny story: Laugh is over as Spoof apologises for Excessive Britney Spears Vagina stories

Laugh is over as Spoof apologises for Excessive Britney Spears Vagina stories

It's all very funny when a celebrity falls apart, isn't it? ISN'T IT?...
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Funny story: Devil Walks the Earth in the Form of Sharon Osbourne

Devil Walks the Earth in the Form of Sharon Osbourne

Blind panic swept the British light entertainment circuit yesterday, when it emerged that bouffant-haired harpy Sharon Osbourne is, quite literally, the devil made flesh.
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Funny story: Britney Spears In "Horatio Hairdo" Slaphead Revelations

Britney Spears In "Horatio Hairdo" Slaphead Revelations

A doctor has revealed that Bratney Spears' current state of baldness is not as a result of having shaved her head.
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Funny story: Spirit Of Picasso Is Alive And Well Living In A Jar Of Tesco Peanut Butter In Bognor

Spirit Of Picasso Is Alive And Well Living In A Jar Of Tesco Peanut Butter In Bognor

Gerald Briggs from Bognor has caused a sensation by claiming that his jar of peanut butter is possessed by the spirit of Pablo Picasso.
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Funny story: Cheney Improves in Cardiac Rehab Program

Cheney Improves in Cardiac Rehab Program

La Jolla, California - Doctors say Vice-President Dick Cheney has shown great improvement from a cardiac rehab program he was admitted to 6 months ago. They say they are optimistic about the prognosis for the vice-president, who has...
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Funny story: Fade-Face replaces Meth-Mouth as Drug Scourge

Fade-Face replaces Meth-Mouth as Drug Scourge

Just as the shattering effects of Meth-Mouth have been hitting cities the world over a new drug and his even worse consequence is emerging.
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Funny story: Red Ken Trades Beckham for Oil!

Red Ken Trades Beckham for Oil!

Red Ken Livingstone and Really Red Hugo Chavez have worked out a plan to subsidize travel for London's poor. The travel supplements will be paid by Venezuela's poor.
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Funny story: Milan's Ronaldo Caught Mid-Cannoli!

Milan's Ronaldo Caught Mid-Cannoli!

Milanese Footballer "Chubby" Ronaldo was caught cream-handed by the football police gorging his puss with a giant cannoli.
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Funny story: Blair to Be Surgically Separated from Bush so UK Troops can Leave Quagmire

Blair to Be Surgically Separated from Bush so UK Troops can Leave Quagmire

In one of the most daring surgical procedure of the new century, PM Blair will be cut free from conjoined twin Bush.
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Funny story: Dear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia,

Dear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia,

Dear P4YG, I regretfully write this letter of complaint after many years as a satisfied customer of your fine products.Some of my partic...
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Funny story: Bush Announces Global Warming is Alot of Hot Air

Bush Announces Global Warming is Alot of Hot Air

GW Bush hiked for miles in a rare Texas blizzard to show the world that the man from whom he stole the Presidency, and who has now become America's foremost environmental prophet, is wrong again.
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Funny story: Spanish speaking "Dora the Conquistador Dolls" slaughtering the competition

Spanish speaking "Dora the Conquistador Dolls" slaughtering the competition

Spurred by a growing immigrant population in the United States and a push to teach children foreign languages at an earlier age, toymakers and consumers are going bilingual, especially Spanish. Spanish speaking "Dora the Conquistador" Dolls...
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Funny story: US-Mexico Build McCrone's Sonoran Desert Bike Path

US-Mexico Build McCrone's Sonoran Desert Bike Path

In a truly bizarre convergence of the fitness craze, bicycle mania and the new Democratic warmth for immigrants (Traditional democrat voter base), the Mexican government, the US plutocracy and idea candidate, Liverpool, NYC and Tucson lift operator E...
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Funny story: Sheep Chosen As New American Mascot!

Sheep Chosen As New American Mascot!

Ever since TheSpoof.com ran the article that the American eagle is suffering from depression, the US Senate has been searching for a new mascot. Auditions were held on capitol Hill and the line-up of mascot applicants was truly impressive!...
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Funny story: Wig Wearing Britney Spears Back in Rehab After Wild Week

Wig Wearing Britney Spears Back in Rehab After Wild Week

A wig wearing Britney Spears checked back into a Los Angeles rehab center today for treatment. Unfortunately for those who saw her, it was not the right kind of wig. The former pop princess casually strolled into the facility wearing the toupee wor...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter to make comeback

Gary Glitter to make comeback

Saigon - In an exclusive in-prison interview with The Spoof; disgraced former Glam rock idol Gary Glitter told of his Vietnamese prison hell and his amazing plans for a future comeback.
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Funny story: "Godfather of Soul," James Brown, winding up post mortem tour

"Godfather of Soul," James Brown, winding up post mortem tour

"The Godfather of Soul," James Brown, wound up his post mortem tour this afternoon in Columbia, South Carolina as family members awaited the arrival of his body and entourage. Family members, afraid that someone will steal his gold casket,...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Farts, Media in a Frenzy

Britney Spears Farts, Media in a Frenzy

Yes, you heard it here first. Britney Spears farted, not even a very big fart as farts go. If farts were rated on a scale of 1 to 10 this one would barely have tipped the scales a paltry 3.5.
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