Funny story: Iranian condiments found in Iraq

Iranian condiments found in Iraq

Baghdad - Today in front of hushed reporters in Baghdad's heavily fortified American hideaway known locally as the "green zone", General Aaron P Funkemeyer of the US marine corps produced what he claimed was definitive evidence that Ira...
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Funny story: Hungry Bauer orders a sandwich

Hungry Bauer orders a sandwich

7:43:00 AM Jack Bauer's hands grip the wheel of the Escalade, white knuckles steering the way toward CTU. "The Mark Has Been Mad...
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Funny story: Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky Have Marriage and Divorce in Same Ceremony

Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky Have Marriage and Divorce in Same Ceremony

In a surprise move today, shock jock Howard Stern and long term girlfriend and model Beth Ostrosky eloped to a Vermont bed and breakfast. The couple decided to elope to avoid the whole publicity event their wedding would have garnered.
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Funny story: Bush Appoints Nowak To Head Gov. Agency

Bush Appoints Nowak To Head Gov. Agency

In a surprise move, George W. Bush named former Astronaut Lisa Nowak to head the IRS, FEMA and the Border Patrol. Before Nowak can assume her duties she must be cleared of any charges in the "Diapergate" incident.
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Funny story: Remarkable find in Canterbury Cathedral

Remarkable find in Canterbury Cathedral

Whilst renovating a wall inside Canterbury Cathedral during 2003 a workman made a remarkable discovery, he found an old crumbling pot with what looked like parchment inside. His find was kept a closely guarded secret but all can now be reveal...
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Funny story: Colonel Sanders Finally Promoted!

Colonel Sanders Finally Promoted!

There was joy unconfined today on the streets of Kentucky's largest city as news of the states most famous resident's promotion to General leaked out.
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Funny story: Joy as Kansas school board ousts Creationists

Joy as Kansas school board ousts Creationists

Kansas - (Ass mess): Creationists, evolution deniers and promoters of intelligent design were been given the cold shoulder by the State of Kansas education board last night after months of pressure to allow the wholesale brainwashing of children by t...
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Funny story: Centerfold Playboy USAF drill sergeant to replace NASA's Lisa Nowak

Centerfold Playboy USAF drill sergeant to replace NASA's Lisa Nowak

Lackland Air Force Base - (Rioters): Michelle Mantrap, the 38-24-36 USAF drill sergeant demoted for her nude Playboy centerfold pictures, has been invited by NASA to audition for the replacement position formerly occupied by Captain Lisa Nowak, the D...
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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi's astrologers warn Hillary: beware Sheboygan bovine viscera trucks

Nancy Pelosi's astrologers warn Hillary: beware Sheboygan bovine viscera trucks

Washington DC - (ReUterus): Astrologers advising Democrats' leader Nancy Pelosi have issued a stark warning to 2008 Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton: avoid Sheboygan at all costs and beware of out-of-control semitrailers carrying 40 tons of...
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Funny story: Diana Awards launched for reinvented old slappers

Diana Awards launched for reinvented old slappers

London - (ReUterus & Ass. Mess): Wannabe UK Prime Monster Gordon Brown has launched yet another new and totally pointless charitable award commemorating the tenacity and sheer bravura of the absurd and pointless old slapper who became Princess Diana.
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Funny story: Ed-E-torial #12: The Train Wreck That Is Britney Spears.

Ed-E-torial #12: The Train Wreck That Is Britney Spears.

It's Ed-E-torial #12. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we introduce you to Michael "What the Buck" Buckley, who tackles Ms. Britney Spears."...
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Funny story: Another Sexual Predator Lawsuit Filed by Angry Parents Against MySpace

Another Sexual Predator Lawsuit Filed by Angry Parents Against MySpace

A negligence lawsuit against the website MySpace, originally filed in response to a young girl who lied about her age being groomed online, was thrown out of a federal court in Texas this week. Meanwhile, another such lawsuit has been filed - by pare...
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Funny story: Lake District To Become Waste Site

Lake District To Become Waste Site

The growing problem of effectively disposing of the nations non-recyclable waste was further emphasised today when it was announced that the Lake District was to be redesignated as a "peoples" landfill site.
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Funny story: Brokeback Mountain Ski Report

Brokeback Mountain Ski Report

Broke Back Mountain Snow Report...
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Funny story: Rocky inspired comeback for Ali

Rocky inspired comeback for Ali

After attending the UK Premiere of 'Rocky Balboa', Muhammed Ali has announced he is to make a comeback fight for the World Heavyweight Title.
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Funny story: Cheney Denies he was 60's penguin

Cheney Denies he was 60's penguin

The office of the Vice President Dick Cheney today announced that the allegations that have surfaced in some sections of the media claiming that the Vice President played the super villain known as The Penguin in the 60's TV series of Batman are...
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Funny story: Hospital waiting times cut in half as Blair issues doctors with cattle prods

Hospital waiting times cut in half as Blair issues doctors with cattle prods

In a bid to cut waiting times in Britains hospitals, the government has revealed radical new plans, which will see the introduction of cattle prods and stun guns for medical practitioners.
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Funny story: Einstein's theory put to test

Einstein's theory put to test

The science world was taken aback when Einstein's theory was put to the test by a sixth form class of pupils in Devon England.
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Funny story: U.S. Mint to Shove Another Quarter-Sized Dollar Coin Down Our Throats

U.S. Mint to Shove Another Quarter-Sized Dollar Coin Down Our Throats

The United States mint announced this week that it will attempt to shove another dollar-coin down our throats. This expected failure is to be called the Presidential Dollar, a gold-colored coin that depicts past presidents beginning with George Washi...
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Funny story: Newsreader has absolutely no idea what he's talking about

Newsreader has absolutely no idea what he's talking about

Top newsreader, Dermot Murnaghan, has admitted he doesn't have a clue what he's talking about when he reads the news, and would in fact read ANYTHING that was put in front of him.
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Funny story: Bush Defends Iraq Troop Surge Amidst Republican Protest

Bush Defends Iraq Troop Surge Amidst Republican Protest

WASHINGTON (AFP) -- As senior Republicans and the White House conceded defeat on a House resolution opposing the decision to send additional US cannon fodder to Iraq, President George W. Bush defended his troop surge by saying "It will help the...
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Funny story: ZZ Top To Split

ZZ Top To Split

Veteran rockers, ZZ Top, have announced that they are to break up just as soon as they tour the world another twenty times in as many years.
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Funny story: Da Vinci Drawing Found In Peckham Attic

Da Vinci Drawing Found In Peckham Attic

A hitherto undiscovered technical drawing by Leonardo da Vinci is set to go under that hammer at top auction house, Crufts, later today.
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Funny story: Ahmadinejad and Duke Honeymoon In France

Ahmadinejad and Duke Honeymoon In France

After the mass wedding ceremony in Tehran today with the Rev. Sun Myung Moon presiding, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and David "Daisy" Duke were whisked away to "Gay Paree" for the honeymoon. There were several hundred other couples united...
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Funny story: Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 7

Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 7

See previous chapters in satire section of thespoof.com Chapters One - Three...
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Funny story: Artic Monkeys Are Actual Primates!

Artic Monkeys Are Actual Primates!

The blazing stars, The Artic Monkeys, failed to appear in person at the awards extravaganza for the second year in a row, despite this year's two awards. Leaked information from the camera crew that shot the on-location footage revealed that the...
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Funny story: Sir Michael Wood Has Ways of Making Them Talk

Sir Michael Wood Has Ways of Making Them Talk

The Guardian says:"Sir Michael Wood, the chief legal adviser to the Foreign Office, said that it was not in itself illegal to receive or possess information extracted under torture, if there was no direct participation in torture".
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Funny story: Guardian Says: UK May Be Last Place with US at Childcare but Scandanavians Succeed at Suicide 2 to 1

Guardian Says: UK May Be Last Place with US at Childcare but Scandanavians Succeed at Suicide 2 to 1

British Defense Minister defended the UK's utter failure at caring for its kiddies on a UNICEF report by pointing his bony finger at those northern Europeans who met their demise by their own hand.
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Funny story: Paparazzi Junkfoods Models

Paparazzi Junkfoods Models

Pop psychologists have termed the condition, Breastium focii or cleavage viewfinder absentium. "Basically", said pop psychologist, Warner von Kleist, author of Does This Look Like a Bunny Rabbit, and The Non-Functionality of Grey Fruit, sai...
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Funny story: Iceland Issues Traffic Citation to Titanic

Iceland Issues Traffic Citation to Titanic

A small community in Iceland has issued a traffic citation to the Titanic for as accident in 1912. According to the Coldenfysh journal, the investigation into a hit and run has finally been completed and blame has been placed on the famous cruise sh...
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Funny story: Tyra Banks to Wear Ten Year Old Bikini in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Tyra Banks to Wear Ten Year Old Bikini in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Supermodel Tyra Banks has announced that she will wear a ten year old bikini in the latest edition of the February Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Banks was the first black woman to grace the cover of the famous issue by herself.
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Funny story: Man travels to the sun at night

Man travels to the sun at night

German NASA officials was overjoyed today when they announced they had sent the first man to the sun at night. Their inspiration comes from Nuclear Man from Superman 4. The pilot Hans Crumpetzinger had trained for 2 years, spent time in various bread...
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Funny story: Robbie Williams Wants to Re-Join Take That

Robbie Williams Wants to Re-Join Take That

Following success for the ageing Boy Band 'Take That', at the Brit Awards hosted on 14th February 2007. Robbie Williams has emerged from his rehabilitation with fresh eyes and a new hunger.
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Funny story: Shock As Britneys Vagina Announces It's Going Solo

Shock As Britneys Vagina Announces It's Going Solo

The world of popular music was today thrown into an unprecedented state of turmoil, as the vagina of the "Teen" singing sensation Britney Spears announced plans for a solo career.
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