Funny story: Ave I Got Newz 4 U!!

Ave I Got Newz 4 U!!

Innit, thoouugh? How many times have we seen that rebellious character of Lauren in her cynical Catherine Tate Show mocking and arguing with teachers using her 'amusing,' pinky, street girl, slang language? You can tell where the inspiration is from.
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Funny story: Howard Stern Commits Suicide by Marriage

Howard Stern Commits Suicide by Marriage

Howard Stern, the original shock jock, movie star, best selling author and self proclaimed King of All Media, announced his engagement to supermodel Beth Ostrosky Valentines Day.
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Funny story: Robbie Williams goes into rehab for addiction to publicity

Robbie Williams goes into rehab for addiction to publicity

Robbie Williams is said to have been "overwhelmed", "gob-smacked" and "smug" at the sheer volume of sympathy he has received from fans, concerned citizens and even Gary Barlow, after he was admitted into a treatment cent...
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Funny story: Would a clitorectomy secure Hillary the 2008 sympathy vote?

Would a clitorectomy secure Hillary the 2008 sympathy vote?

Washington DC - (Rioters): Advisers to wannabe Presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama are flushed with the toil of a recent 24 hour non-stop pow-wow where they weighed up the pros and cons of rival candidates' 2008 election hope strategies.
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Funny story: UN Report Claims Neverland Ranch is World's Best Place to be a Child

UN Report Claims Neverland Ranch is World's Best Place to be a Child

There has been widespread shock at the results of a study by the United Nations Children's Fund which has named Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch as the best place in the world to be a child, narrowly beating Toytown and well above the US or...
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Funny story: Nancy Reagan dragged into Zsa Zsa husband's Anna Nicole baby fiasco

Nancy Reagan dragged into Zsa Zsa husband's Anna Nicole baby fiasco

Florida - (Rotters): Oblivious to the embarassment that he has heaped on his wife Zsa Zsa Gabor over paternity claims to Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn, feckless wannabe teutonic prince and former sauna/massage parlor manager Hans R...
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Funny story: Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe

Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe

Alaska - A red faced White House was today trying to extricate its self from the latest in a long line of verbal gaffes and scandals, the president's Tourette's has thrust them into.
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Funny story: Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Prime minister Tony Blair today welcomed the news that Britain had come out top in the latest UN poverty poll by saying: "It goes to prove what I've been saying all along, that if the country wants to keep up this consistent high level of ac...
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Funny story: Obama comes out fighting against black allegations

Obama comes out fighting against black allegations

Senator Barack Obama last night appeared at a hastily arranged photo op at the Washington DC hospital for very sick poor black kids, to furiously deny rumours circulating in the press that for a period sometime in the late nineties he was black.
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Funny story: "Out-Crowd" Plot Foiled

"Out-Crowd" Plot Foiled

"Pizza Face" Rodriguez, "Thunder Thighs" Koontz, and "Ugly-Jo" Martin are each being held by authorities indefinitely under a no-bond status. The girls are awaiting arraignment in a multi-jurisdictional sting which culm...
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Funny story: China Targets Fat Kids

China Targets Fat Kids

Beijing - At a grand press conference held yesterday afternoon in the Chinese health ministry, the new Chinese health minister Lo Fat Yung, unveiled the government's controversial new plan for the nation's obese children.
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Funny story: Lynsey Lohan admits, 'I played with Britney Spears' pussy during 3-in-a-bed Lesbo romp'

Lynsey Lohan admits, 'I played with Britney Spears' pussy during 3-in-a-bed Lesbo romp'

Hollywood actress, Lyndsey Lohan, has broken her silence over the recent 'Three in a bed lesbo romp' scandal which threatens to destroy the career of former virginal, pop princess, Britney Spears.
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Funny story: Crown Jewels missing after Queen's family get together

Crown Jewels missing after Queen's family get together

It has been reported that the crown jewels along with other priceless royal treasures have gone missing.
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Funny story: Leaked Memo May See The Spoof Topple

Leaked Memo May See The Spoof Topple

Breeze, the self-styled top writer on the online satirical newspaper The Spoof, has today told the world about his secret sorrow concerning his insipid testicles.
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Funny story: Teenage Boy Takes Out Trash Without Being Asked; Mother Drops Dead

Teenage Boy Takes Out Trash Without Being Asked; Mother Drops Dead

A Milwaukee mother of 4 was found dead on her kitchen floor earlier today, of an apparent heart attack. When Mrs. Wendy Wilson discovered her teenaged son had taken out the trash without being asked, the shock was too great for the 42 year old single...
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Funny story: Blair's Big Brother says Forest Gate Fiasco was Beard-based

Blair's Big Brother says Forest Gate Fiasco was Beard-based

An independent inquiry into the Forest Gate Fiasco has unearthed some shocking hairy undercurrents of racism, and provided new insight into the workings of Britain's Police Force.
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Funny story: Sarkozy tells France "You're going to be my bitch"

Sarkozy tells France "You're going to be my bitch"

Paris - Yesterday, in a major speech setting out his radical vision for a new France, nouveau Thatcherite plastic Blair model, Nicolas Sarkozy told a delirious crowd of sycophantic Parisians of his second hand, slightly used vision for the country.
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Funny story: Crazed Duke Fans Plan Revolution as NCAA Tournament Berth Fades

Crazed Duke Fans Plan Revolution as NCAA Tournament Berth Fades

America's fondness for toppling evil dictators of totalitarian regimes has extended to a new target: Mike Kryzewski.
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Funny story: Walmart Cut-Price Babes Spark Valentine's Day Riot

Walmart Cut-Price Babes Spark Valentine's Day Riot

Walmart Supermarket sold live Valentine babes at an all time low for Valentine's Day, and sparked a riot!! By slashing the price of a healthy, live honey to just $2 - an all time low for Valentine's Day - th...
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Funny story: Omar Sharif ordered to actor brat camp for 'stupid Mexican' jibe

Omar Sharif ordered to actor brat camp for 'stupid Mexican' jibe

Beverley Hills - (Rotters): A Beverly Hills Superior Court judge has ordered Fanny Girl movie star Omar Sharif to attend a petulant actors' brat camp for thirty days following a 'stupid Mexican' jibe at a parking attendant who didn't...
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Funny story: More West Ham Woe as Top Player Eaten by Puma

More West Ham Woe as Top Player Eaten by Puma

West Ham's fortunes hit rock bottom earlier today as news emerged that Lucas Neill had been swallowed whole by a huge black cat, thought to be a puma. The incident happened at the Chadwell Heath training ground, where the Australian centre back...
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Funny story: Terminator 4 - I Kill Me

Terminator 4 - I Kill Me

Terminator is back. Fans have voted online with their mouse in deciding who should take the place of Arnold Schwarznegger in Terminator 4. This time that lovable Alien from Melmac is back with a vengeance. Frank Timel, the man who bo...
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Funny story: "Real Ale Tastes Like Piss" Says Minister For Food

"Real Ale Tastes Like Piss" Says Minister For Food

The Campaign for Real Ale (CBBC) is up in arms as food Minister, Porky McFetridge, was caught in an unguarded moment saying that real ale tasted like piss.
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Funny story: Livingstone Unveils Plans To Extend The Congestion Charging Zone

Livingstone Unveils Plans To Extend The Congestion Charging Zone

King of London, Ken Livingstone, is set to extend the area of the congestion charging zone, the controversial area that some say has been a success, from next week.
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Funny story: Kate Moss defends use of 'minus 1' size models, at London Fashion Week

Kate Moss defends use of 'minus 1' size models, at London Fashion Week

The size-zero debate seemed set to continue last night after a designer at London's Fashion Week made the controversial decision to use a size minus 1 model.
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Funny story: Sales of Sony 'Vibro-phone' go through the roof

Sales of Sony 'Vibro-phone' go through the roof

Housewives from all over Britain were panic buying yesterday as Sony announced that stocks of their new 'Vibro-phone' were depleting at an alarming rate.
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Funny story: Oh Oh! Kilroy-Silk Is At It Again

Oh Oh! Kilroy-Silk Is At It Again

Perma-tanned wide boy, Robert Kilroy-Silk, has made astonishing claims today, suggesting that the mirrors in some clothes stores are of the distorting kind; designed to make people appear thinner when trying on potential new purchases.
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Funny story: Paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby to be Determined on FOX Network Reality Show

Paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby to be Determined on FOX Network Reality Show

New York City, Feb 14 - In a press conference broadcast on FOX Network affiliates and on the FOX News Channel this morning, Chief of Programming for the FOX Broadcast Network, Reed Publican, announced a hastily assembled new reality show which will b...
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Funny story: Latest AskFrFred44Giveness Online Confessional

Latest AskFrFred44Giveness Online Confessional

Dear FrF, Bless me FrF 4 I have sinned.It's been 10 minutes since my last confession.I stepped on someone's toes while leaving the...
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Funny story: Fastest Football Shot on Goal Disputed at Home for Rude Footballers

Fastest Football Shot on Goal Disputed at Home for Rude Footballers

Was it last month's Obafemi Martins' goal against the Spurs clocked at 86 mph or as Archi Campell writes in the Guardian:" I remember a goal by David Trezeguet for Monaco against Man Utd in the Champions League quarter-finals of 1998 tha...
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Funny story: George W. Bush Reacts To Iranian Gay Marriage News

George W. Bush Reacts To Iranian Gay Marriage News

While boarding a helicopter today, President George W. Bush was asked his reaction to yesterday's news that Iran had legalized same sex unions.
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Funny story: ITV Compromises On Morse and KIDTV

ITV Compromises On Morse and KIDTV

ITV execs have heeded the TV watchdogs at Ofcom and decided to rewrite Old Inspector Morse episodes it's been airing in the traditional after-school kiddie time slot with a slant towards the younger viewer. Even the title will change as Inspector...
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Funny story: Dear P4YG

Dear P4YG

Numerous Valentine theme letters arrived at The Spoof sexspert paraphernalia4yourgenitalia.cum. Here's one I think everyone can relate to:...
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Funny story: ET McCrone Denounces USUK Failure to Care for Its Children

ET McCrone Denounces USUK Failure to Care for Its Children

"You Suck,USUK!,that's right, I said it!" This was the opening line of candidate for PrezMinister, ET McCrone's latest campaign speech.
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Funny story: Fat Robbie's Drugs Heartache

Fat Robbie's Drugs Heartache

Hollywood. Little known English "popstar" Robbie Williams was today sensationally admitted to the Henry Ford clinic, a Los Angeles based treatment center for bloated has beens and tattooed freaks.
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Funny story: Truth in Coinage Outs Tony & Cleo

Truth in Coinage Outs Tony & Cleo

Philatelists the world over were shocked to discover that the renowned beauty of the Ancient Egyptian Empress was a myth.
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Funny story: Mascherano Slams Gay West Ham

Mascherano Slams Gay West Ham

London. In a move surely intended to add insult to injury Liverpool's new Argentinian substitute, Javier Mascherano has lifted the lid off the controversial five minutes he spent at west ham football club.
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Funny story: Designer Hideaway Headgear Business Inspired by Runaway Bride and Renegade Astronaut

Designer Hideaway Headgear Business Inspired by Runaway Bride and Renegade Astronaut

Fashion watchers the world over were horrified to see the runaway bride, the renegade astronaut, and numerous other newsmakers throwing "any old thing" over their heads in a desperate attempt to seek cover.
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Funny story: A final solution to the French problem?

A final solution to the French problem?

When I first approached the editor here at The Spoof with my idea for this editorial he dragged his wet bloodshot eyes up from the latest letter from his ex wife's lawyer and with quavering voice told me to "get the fuck out of my office and go waste some other cunt's time."...
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Funny story: Shilpa Shetty - American Mystery

Shilpa Shetty - American Mystery

In typical xenophobic fashion, thousands of Americans who routinely peruse The Spoof site, scratched their collective heads today over dozens of stories dedicated to a certain Shilpa Shetty.
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Funny story: MySpace Breaches Data Protection Laws

MySpace Breaches Data Protection Laws

Data protection authorities across the world have criticised the popular networking site myspace.com for failing to censor the submissions of its users and thereby threatening to swamp the worldwide web with meaningless drivel.
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Funny story: Blair barricades himself in No 10 as Valentine's Day cops wait to pounce

Blair barricades himself in No 10 as Valentine's Day cops wait to pounce

Drowning Street - (Rotters): With enough ammunition to last a three week armed siege UK Prime Mobster Tony Blair has barricaded himself inside No 10 after persistent rumors all day that the Met's Fraud Squad is coming in after him tomorrow mornin...
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