Funny story: President Bush Outlaws All Anna Nichole Smith Jokes

President Bush Outlaws All Anna Nichole Smith Jokes

In an emergency Oval Office secret signing session yesterday President Bush, using the same secret signing powers he used to get us into Iraq signed into law legislation making it illegal to mock, spoof, humorize, make-fun-of, demoralize or in any la...
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Funny story: Area Man Likes Boobs - Community Disgusted

Area Man Likes Boobs - Community Disgusted

Kokomo, Indiana - A local man here made a shocking announcement to fellow workmates today. Phil Winslow, 27, told three other male workers that he liked boobs, and was attracted to women because they possessed them.
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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith: Paternity Test Latest - Popes Withdrawal

Anna Nicole Smith: Paternity Test Latest - Popes Withdrawal

A sensational twist in the Anna Nicole Smith paternity quest has occurred today. The Spoof earlier reported that in excess of 3000 men had registered for the televised DNA test, produced by the 'American Idol' team. Working title "Wh...
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Funny story: Shilpa Shetty, Borat and Suri Holmes Cruise audition for Tarantino's Anna Nicole the Movie

Shilpa Shetty, Borat and Suri Holmes Cruise audition for Tarantino's Anna Nicole the Movie

Hollywood, Ca. (Ass Mess): Celebrity Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty is to audition for the title role of the new Quentin Tarantino film Anna Nicole the Movie.
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Funny story: Food rationing to stop fat people getting fatter

Food rationing to stop fat people getting fatter

The UK Government are to agree plans to bring back food rationing in an attempt to stop the increasing obesity rate across Britain. Food rationing ended in 1954 after the Second World War but ministers feel this is the only way to stop the growing wa...
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Funny story: Ratzinger and Brown launch £750m anti-homosexuality vaccination fund

Ratzinger and Brown launch £750m anti-homosexuality vaccination fund

Vatican City - (Rotters): Pope Ratzinger and UK Chancellor/wannabe Prime Monster Gordon Brown have launched a £750 million fund to vaccinate billions of children against homosexuality according to a Vatican statement issued today.
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Funny story: Mohammed Al Fayed says Anna Nicole was pregnant

Mohammed Al Fayed says Anna Nicole was pregnant

London - (ReUterus & Ass. Mess): Phoney Pharaoh and owner of Harrabs department store in central London Mohammed Al Fayed has told a press conference today that on the morning of her death former Playboy centrefold Anna Nicole Smith phoned him and to...
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Funny story: Anna Nicole's Daughter, a test tube Baby?

Anna Nicole's Daughter, a test tube Baby?

Just when you thought it couldn't get any stranger they just keep on pulling you in. Looking like something out of a bad Saturday Night Live skit Anna Nicole Smith's sister, Donna Hogan, is coming out with a tell all book appropriately titled...
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Funny story: Cork Man's Head Shrinks After Incident In Nuclear Plant

Cork Man's Head Shrinks After Incident In Nuclear Plant

A worker at a nuclear facility who was exposed to harmful radiation has had his head shrink to half of its original size.
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Funny story: Jade Goody to distract attention from Palestinian faux pas

Jade Goody to distract attention from Palestinian faux pas

Gaffe-prone Palestine was again left red-faced yesterday as it comically failed to recognise near neighbour, Israel. "I feel so stupid" Palestine was quoted as saying "but you know how it is when you just can't place someone. I kne...
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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith : Paternity Tests - American Idol Team Called in

Anna Nicole Smith : Paternity Tests - American Idol Team Called in

The paternity lottery surrounding the late Anna Nicole Smiths daughter and heir to her ill gotten fortune was in full swing today.
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Funny story: CNN Breaking News: "Osama Enters U.S. Presidential Race"

CNN Breaking News: "Osama Enters U.S. Presidential Race"

Sources close to CNN have informed us that Osama is running for president. Osama is very popular among Democrats and liberals because of his opposition to the Iraq War. Osama, appearing at his latest press conference, said "we must fix the mess...
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Funny story: Easter eggs infested with bird flu

Easter eggs infested with bird flu

Norfolk - (Rotters): The UK bird flu pandemic reached new heights of hysteria today as the Department for Agrigulture, Fisheries and Flu ordered an immediate recall of all Easter eggs after traces of the deadly campylobacter H5N1 virus were found in...
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Funny story: Master Ninja Konayatsu Nakahara Declares Candidacy for US Presidency

Master Ninja Konayatsu Nakahara Declares Candidacy for US Presidency

In line with Guiliani as the first Italian candidate, Barak Obama as the non-white candidate, and Hillary Clinton as the first female candidate for the US Presidency, 42 year old Konayatsu Nakahara has entered the race for the party nomination. With...
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Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor says von Asphalt is one dirty sodding bastard

Zsa Zsa Gabor says von Asphalt is one dirty sodding bastard

Monte Carlo - (Rotters): A heartbroken and humiliated Zsa Zsa Gabor was consulting her lawyers today after her husband of 20 years Prince Frederick von Assfelt claimed to have been shagging Anna Nicole Smith since 1990 and had also fathered her baby...
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Funny story: Sperm bank says baby is Marshall's

Sperm bank says baby is Marshall's

Waco, Texarse - (ReUterus & Ass. Mess): A Wacko sperm bank has waded into the controversy surrounding the paternity of deceased former stripper Anna Nicole Smith's daughter by claiming that the baby is the result of posthumous artificial insemina...
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Funny story: Big Brother To Be Axed!

Big Brother To Be Axed!

In a sensational development that will rock the nation it has been officially announced that Big Brother is to be no more.
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Funny story: Britney Spears/Luciano Pavarotti Duet in Stockhausen; Ends in Disaster as Tenor's Ringpiece Collapses

Britney Spears/Luciano Pavarotti Duet in Stockhausen; Ends in Disaster as Tenor's Ringpiece Collapses

An experimental piece by composer, Karlheinz Stockhausen was branded as 'shit' yesterday and forced to close after only one night.
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Funny story: Danielle LLoyd Splits with Teddy

Danielle LLoyd Splits with Teddy

Following the 'racist' debacle during the recent Celebrity Big Brother show, Danielle Lloyd is the latest victim of her own making.
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe admits bird flu caused by Harry Potter cloning experiment

Daniel Radcliffe admits bird flu caused by Harry Potter cloning experiment

Daniel Radcliffe has admitted that he is responsible for the H5N bird flu virus which struck Britain this week.
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Funny story: Muslim Outrage Reaches Its Outrageous Peak

Muslim Outrage Reaches Its Outrageous Peak

Muslim leaders have spoken out to say that, contrary to popular belief, Muslims are indeed outraged by the strange actions, words and sentiments of anyone who is not of their ilk.
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Funny story: Enrolled Your Toddler in "American Idol School" Yet?

Enrolled Your Toddler in "American Idol School" Yet?

"As you see it's best to start training early" Simon says "IF you want to become .. American Idol." FOX network in conjunction with Sylvian Learning Center has already begun accepting student ages 2 and below at it's San D...
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Funny story: Big Ben Charged With Domestic Assault Against The Atomic Clock

Big Ben Charged With Domestic Assault Against The Atomic Clock

London - Big Ben, more popularly known as St. Stephen's Tower, was formally charged today with Domestic Assault against the Atomic Clock. Big Ben's attorney has claimed that the Atomic Clock was "asking for it" by repeatedly remind...
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Funny story: World's First Totally Inaccessible Mall Goes Belly-up

World's First Totally Inaccessible Mall Goes Belly-up

Late night comediennes are having a giggle-fest after the builders of a $750 million dollar mall in South Dallas...
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Funny story: Sex Advice Sexperts' Marriage on the Rocks

Sex Advice Sexperts' Marriage on the Rocks

Colleen and Havinghurst Dawurst, sextraordinaire coupling sexperts have announced their divorce over irreconcilable differences.
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Funny story: AskFrFred Online Confessional Receives Award from Knights of Malta

AskFrFred Online Confessional Receives Award from Knights of Malta

Amid a procession of ancient Maltese Knights,all of whom are union members in the construction industry in Pelham Bay, Bronx, NY, the latest internet celebrity marched arms akimbo.
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Funny story: LA Decides to Rank 'Gangstas'

LA Decides to Rank 'Gangstas'

Just when US high schools and universities are moving away from ranking students based on performance, the City of the Angels has decided to follow the example of TheSpoof.com and give rankings to its street gangs. Chief Of Police X. Rodney King expl...
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Funny story: Bush's Uncle Bucky Makes Millions on War

Bush's Uncle Bucky Makes Millions on War

"The gods of satire are sometimes much too gracious as this actual news story drops into spoofbelievers' laps", This sentiment from satirist, Irish-Italian-American Terrence Plautus refers to his report on the burgeoning war-profiteerin...
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Funny story: If you look down in the shower, can you see anything?

If you look down in the shower, can you see anything?

Have you ever noticed how novelty products, the thought here is about glasses with windscreen wipers on them, actually stem from a very good idea? The problem was that the idea wasn't fully formed; that is until a bright spark took a new approach and put a big plastic nose and false moustache underneath them. One man's pain is another man's novelty nose, I suppose.
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Funny story: Why Dads play golf/drink/leave home/ have a sex change

Why Dads play golf/drink/leave home/ have a sex change

Have you ever tried having and adult conversation with kids around? It's not interesting to them and not focussed on them so they will go to superhuman lengths to get noticed; including finding the heaviest thing in the room to bang on a sibling or the most fragile thing to launch across the room.
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Funny story: Of inquisitive Labradors and picky mice

Of inquisitive Labradors and picky mice

In London recently I had the opportunity to go and visit the younger of my two older sisters. I am the baby of the family and no matter how much I pound my chest and proclaim my alpha male status, since our father died some years ago, they still want to baby me. Am I warm enough? Have I eaten enough? Do I need to use the little boy's room? It's quite endearing unless we're in a public...
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Funny story: Astronauts Grateful for Death of Starlet

Astronauts Grateful for Death of Starlet

An audible sigh of relief could be heard emanating today from NASA headquarters in Washington, D.C. Early poll ratings suggest that U.S. citizens are even more interested in the emerging news of Ms. Smith's death than they were in the Lisa Nowak...
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Funny story: Marilyn Manson Desperate To Make News Again - Scary Left Eye Just Not Cutting It Anymore

Marilyn Manson Desperate To Make News Again - Scary Left Eye Just Not Cutting It Anymore

Las Angeles - In an announcement to a throng of one reporter and two on-lookers who weren't really paying attention today, shock-rocker Marilyn Manson swore he would make the news again.
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Funny story: Bush's Uncle Bucky is one big crook: SEC lawsuit

Bush's Uncle Bucky is one big crook: SEC lawsuit

Washington DC - (Rotters): The Securities and Exchange Commission has filed a lawsuit alleging President Bush's Uncle Bucky is one big crook who creamed off $20 Million in a defense contractor fraud scam from an illegal stock-option timing scheme...
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