Funny story: Paris Hilton changes Amen to Gaymen

Paris Hilton changes Amen to Gaymen

When someone sneezes the polite thing to say has been "Amen", no longer according to Paris Hilton.
View 'Paris Hilton changes Amen to Gaymen'
Funny story: Cash for Honours - Al Fayed is duped

Cash for Honours - Al Fayed is duped

As the country reels from the revelations that senior government personnel, including the Prime Minister Tony Blair, have been grilled by police, A new twist was revealed today.
View 'Cash for Honours - Al Fayed is duped'
Funny story: Muslim outrage at The Spoof article

Muslim outrage at The Spoof article

Riots are spreading throughout the Middle East as more and more protests are made at the publishing of a picture of Mohammed on the spoof website The Spoof.
View 'Muslim outrage at The Spoof article'
Funny story: Male breast growth linked to oral sex

Male breast growth linked to oral sex

London Science Forum - (Rioters): Too much oral sex has been found to cause an unprecedented explosion in the growth of male breasts according to a report which says young men were once routinely warned about the possibility of this happening in 1960...
View 'Male breast growth linked to oral sex'
Funny story: Borat demands Cheney baby full paternity rights

Borat demands Cheney baby full paternity rights

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): In an abrupt volte face Kazhakstani actor Mr Borat has sent in lawyers to demand full parenting and paternity rights for what he claims is his unborn son by Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter Mary.
View 'Borat demands Cheney baby full paternity rights'
Funny story: God Sues Gates Over '3D' Windows Vista

God Sues Gates Over '3D' Windows Vista

In a surprise move, God, who claims to have created a 3D world on the fifth or sixth day thousands of years ago, is going to sue Microsoft over use of 3D panes. The move is seen by many to be God's last chance against Bi...
View 'God Sues Gates Over '3D' Windows Vista'
Funny story: "Helicopter Mom" Crashes Through Glass Ceiling At Chase Manhattan; Intervenes in Son's Interview

"Helicopter Mom" Crashes Through Glass Ceiling At Chase Manhattan; Intervenes in Son's Interview

A "helicopter mom" crashed through the glass ceiling of her son's job interview today demanding higher salary and benefits for her hen-pecked son. As Albert E. Neuman, younger brother to Alfred, spoke with interviewers at Chase Manh...
View '"Helicopter Mom" Crashes Through Glass Ceiling At Chase Manhattan; Intervenes in Son's Interview'
Funny story: Suicide Bomber Cancels Mission After Stubbing Toe

Suicide Bomber Cancels Mission After Stubbing Toe

Baghdad - A would-be suicide bomber cancelled his deadly mission yesterday after stubbing his toe on a curb just outside the hotel he was assigned to destroy.
View 'Suicide Bomber Cancels Mission After Stubbing Toe'
Funny story: Ed-E-torial Number 11: Britney Spears Belching. Paris Hilton Sucking. Dane Cook Gets Dissed!

Ed-E-torial Number 11: Britney Spears Belching. Paris Hilton Sucking. Dane Cook Gets Dissed!

(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #11. Or as we like to call it: "The one where George "Wheelchair" Bush takes on George W. Bush."...
View 'Ed-E-torial Number 11: Britney Spears Belching. Paris Hilton Sucking. Dane Cook Gets Dissed!'
Funny story: Hilton tries to get satire website shut down

Hilton tries to get satire website shut down

Los Angeles - (Rioters): Lawyers acting for perma-faketanned C-List nonentity Paris Waldorf-Astoria have filed a federal lawsuit seeking to shut down a parody site that lampoons the peroxide bimbette's reproductive organs as weapons of mass castr...
View 'Hilton tries to get satire website shut down'
Funny story: Ronaldo the Winker Has the Same Name as Other Ronaldos

Ronaldo the Winker Has the Same Name as Other Ronaldos

The diving, cheating but otherwise ballerina-like Portugal and Manchester United footballer, Christiano Ronaldo, is now officially called Ronaldo Ronaldo, after the old Ronaldo surprised Ronaldos everywhere...
View 'Ronaldo the Winker Has the Same Name as Other Ronaldos'
Funny story: Good Confession Guide launched

Good Confession Guide launched

Palermo, Italy - (ReUterus): A Sicilian company has unveiled its first edition of The Good Confession Guide which star-rates over 100,000 Catholic priests according to the the size of backhander tariffs they charge in exchange for the most lurid admi...
View 'Good Confession Guide launched'
Funny story: Jesus Christ Changes Name to Jesus H. Smith

Jesus Christ Changes Name to Jesus H. Smith

Jesus Christ announced today that he has legally changed his name to Jesus H. Smith.
View 'Jesus Christ Changes Name to Jesus H. Smith'
Funny story: Duff And Breeze In War Of Words

Duff And Breeze In War Of Words

A bitter war of words has broken out between two Spoof writers, Duff and Breeze, over Breeze's suggestion that Duff would sink so low as to pepper articles with gratuitous vaginas.
View 'Duff And Breeze In War Of Words'
Funny story: Paris Hilton Makes a Dress Like Lily, in the Dark

Paris Hilton Makes a Dress Like Lily, in the Dark

Plastic-headed wanabee, Paris Hilton, has decided to copy the success of the UK's Lily Allen, by making her own dresses, and writing songs, just like Lily. But she must have made this d...
View 'Paris Hilton Makes a Dress Like Lily, in the Dark'
Funny story: Al-Queda suicide bomber pulls wrong cord in port-a-loo

Al-Queda suicide bomber pulls wrong cord in port-a-loo

This was the dramatic moment when would-be assassin, Abu leeve N'luv, met his maker. The hapless suicide bomber was caught short on his way to bomb No. 10 and popped into a nearby port-a-loo to spend a penny.
View 'Al-Queda suicide bomber pulls wrong cord in port-a-loo'
Funny story: Biden's Comment Was Nothing Compared To What Hilary Revealed

Biden's Comment Was Nothing Compared To What Hilary Revealed

U.S. Senator, Joe Biden Jr's comment yesterday that Illinois Senator Barack Obama was "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," quickly turned into yesterday's news after...
View 'Biden's Comment Was Nothing Compared To What Hilary Revealed'
Funny story: What Will Jeb Do?

What Will Jeb Do?

WWJD? The Republican presidential front runner announced his non-candidacy today by stating that he would not form a committee to study the feasibility of a 2008 presidential run.
View 'What Will Jeb Do?'
Funny story: BB's Jackson to launch anti bullying campaign

BB's Jackson to launch anti bullying campaign

It has been revealed today that Singer Germaine "Jacko" Jackson is to launch an anti bullying campaign following the scenes he recently witnessed at first hand in the BB house.
View 'BB's Jackson to launch anti bullying campaign'
Funny story: New airport tax causes grief

New airport tax causes grief

As if the cost of living wasn't sky high enough, the government slaps on more sky high tax for being sky high.
View 'New airport tax causes grief'
Funny story: LED lane control signals cause mass panic, outrage in Boston

LED lane control signals cause mass panic, outrage in Boston

BOSTON - Yesterday, a group of contractors for MA-DOT installed new LED lane controls signals for Boston area roads and highways. These LED signals light up either a red "X" or a green arrow to let drivers know which lanes are available dur...
View 'LED lane control signals cause mass panic, outrage in Boston'
Funny story: Shock Exclusive - Shilpa Shetty Loves Dirty Dancing

Shock Exclusive - Shilpa Shetty Loves Dirty Dancing

It has shocked gossip columnists around the globe but Shilpa's 'dirty' secret is out for the whole world to see.
View 'Shock Exclusive - Shilpa Shetty Loves Dirty Dancing'
Funny story: Plot Search Fails to Find Men in Banana Suits

Plot Search Fails to Find Men in Banana Suits

SAS officers have spent the night searching 12 million Birmingham parks in connection with a plot or plan. Police are questioning nine hundred men arrested over the plot, or plan. A man in a banana suit was...
View 'Plot Search Fails to Find Men in Banana Suits'
Funny story: Spoof writers to be given 'Doris' rating in clampdown on gratuitous vagina usage

Spoof writers to be given 'Doris' rating in clampdown on gratuitous vagina usage

Writers for The Spoof huddled together in terror yesterday, after it was announced that their stories would, in future, be subject to a strict 'Doris' rating.
View 'Spoof writers to be given 'Doris' rating in clampdown on gratuitous vagina usage'
Funny story: Much Overused Term Is Much Overused

Much Overused Term Is Much Overused

That much overused term, and this is a much overused term, has today been branded as one of the most overused terms in the English language.
View 'Much Overused Term Is Much Overused'
Funny story: The Donald Buys and Develops Site Near Stonehenge

The Donald Buys and Develops Site Near Stonehenge

The world had just learned about the unearthing of an ancient village near Stonehenge when the Trump takeover news broke.
View 'The Donald Buys and Develops Site Near Stonehenge'
Funny story: Mourinho To Exit Chelsea In Swap Shock Deal

Mourinho To Exit Chelsea In Swap Shock Deal

In a move that is set to shake English football to its very foundations, Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho will tomorrow leave the club to take up the reins at Championship strugglers Hull City.
View 'Mourinho To Exit Chelsea In Swap Shock Deal'
Funny story: I,ET McCrone Might Die for Your Sins...

I,ET McCrone Might Die for Your Sins...

I, Et McCrone, though not a particularly religious fella, am no fool. I can see the importance of faith in the current political climate in the colonies and Mother England. Who'd a thought it?...
View 'I,ET McCrone Might Die for Your Sins...'
Funny story: Havinghurst Dawurst & His Missus Launch Sex Advice Column

Havinghurst Dawurst & His Missus Launch Sex Advice Column

Co-Authors of four children and a best-seller, "What Gets Repressed Will Be Sexpressed",Mrs and Mr Havinghurst Dawurst have decided to issue a sexual advice column while they flee for their lives in fear of a psychopathic r...
View 'Havinghurst Dawurst & His Missus Launch Sex Advice Column'
Funny story: "What Gets Repressed Will Be Sexpressed" Tops Best Sellers List!

"What Gets Repressed Will Be Sexpressed" Tops Best Sellers List!

Havinghurst Dawurst's brilliant examination of the human mind and sexual repression has made its way from the lecture halls to the living rooms and bedrooms of readers and lovers around the world.
View '"What Gets Repressed Will Be Sexpressed" Tops Best Sellers List!'
Funny story: US Champ Ombligo Knows What Muff he Wants to Dive!

US Champ Ombligo Knows What Muff he Wants to Dive!

Just as the controversial event of Muff Diving was slickly slip sliding its way into the Olympics,US Muff Diving Champion, J.R.N.Ombligo has blown the covers off the sport's introduction before it got passed the lips of the IOC.
View 'US Champ Ombligo Knows What Muff he Wants to Dive!'
Funny story: Duke Lacrosse to Become Model for New National Sport of Cuba

Duke Lacrosse to Become Model for New National Sport of Cuba

In a croaking whisper Fidel Castro was heard to mutter what had to have been almost his last words: "Juguemos Lacrosse!" (Let's play lacrosse!). In a sort of reverse homage to Durham, NC Prosecutor Mike Nifong, Castro has decid...
View 'Duke Lacrosse to Become Model for New National Sport of Cuba'
Funny story: First Whore on Mars Due to Land in 5 Days

First Whore on Mars Due to Land in 5 Days

Cape Canaveral - Excitement has risen to a fever pitch this week among NASA scientists here as the latest and perhaps most controversial mission to Mars is due to land on the mysterious red planet this Monday. The landing culminates the nearly 2 yea...
View 'First Whore on Mars Due to Land in 5 Days'
Funny story: Dysmennorhea Plagues Arsenal's Traore'

Dysmennorhea Plagues Arsenal's Traore'

Twenty-first Century gender balance may have reached a new dimension as the Guardian Sport segment reported that: "Arsenal's Armand Traore' was carried off the field on a stretcher with a "serious case of cramps". Replacement G...
View 'Dysmennorhea Plagues Arsenal's Traore''
Funny story: Arsenal to Meet Chelsea! Does Mourinho know?

Arsenal to Meet Chelsea! Does Mourinho know?

Football is so full of drama these days,on and off the field. The news, spoof or not, has been filled with the ups and downs of Chelsea and Mourinho. Now a new name has entered the mix as Arsenal has achieved a date with Chelsea. The circumstances of...
View 'Arsenal to Meet Chelsea! Does Mourinho know?'
Funny story: Bush Sucks: Blair Declares!

Bush Sucks: Blair Declares!

London Rags, UK Drags, and US Mags seized upon an obscure email that seemed to announce certains notoriuos acts against nature performed by American tyrant George W Bush and the PM. Speculation practically burnt up the wires as politico-guessworkers...
View 'Bush Sucks: Blair Declares!'
Funny story: Columnist Molly Ivins Dies of Cancer

Columnist Molly Ivins Dies of Cancer

Political Columnist and satirist Molly Ivins passed away in her Texas home today of complications due to cancer. She was 62 years old at her death. Molly was famous as a liberal and had written for newspapers for many years. She was also once a co...
View 'Columnist Molly Ivins Dies of Cancer'
Funny story: Book Publisher to Re-Release "How to Skin a Cat"

Book Publisher to Re-Release "How to Skin a Cat"

Publisher Doubleday has decided to re-release a book that has been out of print for over sixty years. How to Skin a Cat by Maybelle Huckleberry will be in print for the first time since the days of World War Two.
View 'Book Publisher to Re-Release "How to Skin a Cat"'
Funny story: Davis Is Serious Competitor for Franken Seat

Davis Is Serious Competitor for Franken Seat

In a surprise response to Al Franken's decision earlier today, Tom Davis has announced his bid for Franken's seat on radio Air America. With his comedy career currently stalled, Davis seized on this opportunity to step into the shoes of his...
View 'Davis Is Serious Competitor for Franken Seat'
Funny story: UK'ers Reverse Themselves on US Civil Rights Movement

UK'ers Reverse Themselves on US Civil Rights Movement

During the 1950's Her Majesty's subjects were the model of racial tolerance in their opposition to racial segregation and discrimination in the US. Dr King was a hero to all from Glasgow to Wales. British teenie boppers fantasized about black...
View 'UK'ers Reverse Themselves on US Civil Rights Movement'
Funny story: Advertisers in Boston Learn Valuable Lesson; Disguise Campaigns As Bomb Threats

Advertisers in Boston Learn Valuable Lesson; Disguise Campaigns As Bomb Threats

The attention given to the Turner Broadcasting Co. for their electronic light boards featuring adult-cartoon characters triggering bomb scares around Boston is enough to make advertisers around the country salivate and taught them a valuable lesson t...
View 'Advertisers in Boston Learn Valuable Lesson; Disguise Campaigns As Bomb Threats'
Funny story: Paula Abdul Fired From American Idol

Paula Abdul Fired From American Idol

In the episode of American Idol presented Tuesday, January 30th, from Birmingham, Alabama, Paula Abdul was present for the first half of the show. She was not, however, there for the second half. An explanation by Ryan Seacrest during the program s...
View 'Paula Abdul Fired From American Idol'
Funny story: Natural Oils in Shampoos Lead to Breast Growth in Men

Natural Oils in Shampoos Lead to Breast Growth in Men

Some natural shampoos have been found to contain chemicals, called essential oils, that have led to breast growth in men and boys. Males who do not desire to grow a pair of "man boobs" should be cautioned against using products that contai...
View 'Natural Oils in Shampoos Lead to Breast Growth in Men'
Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Admits to Nose Job

Jennifer Aniston Admits to Nose Job

Actress Jennifer Aniston admitted today to having once had her nose fixed in plastic surgery. "Sure," she said, "I had a nose job. I'm not ashamed to admit it, either!"...
View 'Jennifer Aniston Admits to Nose Job'
Funny story: Bells Ring on Wall Street As "Vagina Warrior," President Bush Makes Grand Entrance

Bells Ring on Wall Street As "Vagina Warrior," President Bush Makes Grand Entrance

More than just bells were ringing as the president decided to walk in on the New York Stock Exchange today. One CNN female reporter almost had an orgasm as the president was within five feet of her.
View 'Bells Ring on Wall Street As "Vagina Warrior," President Bush Makes Grand Entrance'
Funny story: Word to the Wise

Word to the Wise

Dearly Beloved in Christ,...
View 'Word to the Wise'
« Jan 2007 February 2007 Mar 2007 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
46
2nd
42
3rd
31
4th
23
5th
25
6th
29
7th
40
8th
36
9th
47
10th
34
11th
18
12th
50
13th
51
14th
42
15th
34
16th
37
17th
45
18th
39
19th
34
20th
42
21st
45
22nd
41
23rd
38
24th
20
25th
25
26th
35
27th
36
28th
43
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 plus 1?

6 4 18 11


74 readers are online right now!

Go to top