Funny story: Can the Country Afford Mike Huckabee as President?

Can the Country Afford Mike Huckabee as President?

Literally! Can the United States afford Mike Huckabee as President?...
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Funny story: Queen Loses Crown Jewels In Post To Camilla

Queen Loses Crown Jewels In Post To Camilla

Her Majesty the Queen has announced today via her personal secretary that the Crown Jewels have been lost in the post. Her Majesty posted them courier class with a recorded delivery sticker to Camilla, Second in Line to Princess of Wales, as a specia...
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Funny story: US to provide Pakistan with special armored cars to protect Opposition leaders

US to provide Pakistan with special armored cars to protect Opposition leaders

The untimely and horrific death of Benazir Bhutto has forced the US administration to review its failed foreign policy.
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Funny story: Residents at a convalescents center still recovering after New Year's Eve bash

Residents at a convalescents center still recovering after New Year's Eve bash

Residents of the Closer To Thee Assisted Living and Convalescents Center in Chapel Hill were reported recovering this morning after gathering last night at the center's clubhouse to stay warm and bring in the New Year.
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Funny story: 'Comical Ali' alive and well in Pakistan - reborn as (Brig. retd.) Javed Iqbal Cheema. Offered big bucks to write one-liners for Jay Leno

'Comical Ali' alive and well in Pakistan - reborn as (Brig. retd.) Javed Iqbal Cheema. Offered big bucks to write one-liners for Jay Leno

Following the 'silliness' stand-still caused by the recent writer's strike in Hollywood comes word of the resurgence of Saddam Hussein's tribesman, Comical Ali. One of the main jokers in the US's infamous "D...
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Funny story: NASA plans to blow up Mars if asteroid misses

NASA plans to blow up Mars if asteroid misses

NASA officials announced today that if the asteroid currently heading towards Mars fails to strike, they plan on blowing the planet up with nuclear weapons themselves.
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Funny story: North Pole Runs Out of Time

North Pole Runs Out of Time

Polar Cap Center, North Pole (IPP) - The North Polar cap ran out of time earlier today. This part of the Earth has ceased to rotate despite the fact that the rest of the planet below the periphery of the polar cap continues to rotate.
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Funny story: Binge Drinkers Responsible for Baby Boom

Binge Drinkers Responsible for Baby Boom

Binge drinkers are responsible for a massive rise in illegitimate births according to a secret document known only to myself and several million Daily Mail readers.
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Funny story: What, NO Ron Paul?

What, NO Ron Paul?

As a recent Spoofist I am fed up of all the rubbish thrown at us from 'Over the Pond'. Being a quiet backwater Nation, it is not fair to write stories on people we don't even know! Most of them are not even funny to read. Come on America - you can do better than that! I know you can. Putting various names to stories is a cheap point-c...
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Funny story: Hudgens vows to superglue thighs together in $10 million 2008 celibacy marathon contest

Hudgens vows to superglue thighs together in $10 million 2008 celibacy marathon contest

Beverly Hills, California - (Bad Ass Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has vowed to abstain from sex in 2008 in return for a guaranteed $10 million bounty from Halo! magazine.
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Funny story: Archbishop of Cantebury's New Year Message

Archbishop of Cantebury's New Year Message

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr.Rowan Williams, has decided to go YouTube to announce his new year message. The message was one of green issues.
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Funny story: Kleptocracy the best revenge: young Bhutto wows voters

Kleptocracy the best revenge: young Bhutto wows voters

Islamabad - (Bad, Bad Ass Mess): "I am a great fan of the Whore on Terra's Bush and Blair," young Bilawal Bhutto-Zardari told Pakistani voters today, "and vow to follow their example on my way to power and glory just as so...
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Funny story: Branson livid as classified archives name him son of Nazi UK Prince

Branson livid as classified archives name him son of Nazi UK Prince

London - (Bad Ass Mess): Mendacious Virgin Inter-Galactic CEO Richard Branson is in hiding today after the British Foreign Orifice released classified papers naming him as the bastard son of the Nazi Prince Charles Edward.
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Funny story: Police Rob Children!

Police Rob Children!

In part of a national crackdown, Police Officers in Birmingham have confiscated more than 600 bottles and cans of alcohol from children as young as 8 in just one night.
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Funny story: New Reality Show "The ATM" to Premiere

New Reality Show "The ATM" to Premiere

In the midst of the Hollywood writers strike, a new reality series will premiere on the Bravo Channel in January. Based on the patrons of an ATM machine in a lobby at the corner of 86th Street and Seventh Ave in New York City, the show will chronicle...
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Funny story: Gordon Bennet's 2008 Almanac

Gordon Bennet's 2008 Almanac

January * George Bush admits Iraq invasion was a pretty dumb idea. * Joey Barton retires from soccer and becomes a UN Peace Advisor. * The Duchess of Pork Sarah Ferguson buys Bed & Breakfast Business in Hull. * Government announce that they have the names of every Illegal Immigrant on disc. * Prince Harry announces that he has given up Clubbing...
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Funny story: Meteor Shower Propulsion Secret Revealed

Meteor Shower Propulsion Secret Revealed

Pahokee, Florida (IPP) - The brother and sister science team of Sean and Caitland Joyce have been working on the problem of meteor shower propulsion for years.
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Funny story: Banjo sales remain constant

Banjo sales remain constant

The world trade in Banjos has not improved for the seventieth year in a row.
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Funny story: Bush's hidden pornography ring confirmed; Over 50 celebrity members. Osama Bin Laden wins Alaska

Bush's hidden pornography ring confirmed; Over 50 celebrity members. Osama Bin Laden wins Alaska

Pornography claims against George W. Bush, president of the United States made earlier in the week has been confirmed.
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Funny story: Space Shuttle Repaired at Local Gas Station

Space Shuttle Repaired at Local Gas Station

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IPP) - Scientists at Cape Canaveral became frustrated with the problems they were having with the Space Shuttle's fuel guage. Rocket scientists with advanced engineering degrees were in tears over their inability to repa...
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Funny story: 2008: A Year In Psychic Review

2008: A Year In Psychic Review

As we approach the end of 2007, Nostadamus - The Spoof's resident psychic - offers his view of 2008 in typical quatrains.
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Funny story: Boy Scout Troop Lands on Mars

Boy Scout Troop Lands on Mars

Mount Vernon, Illinois (IPP) - A Mount Vernon Boy Scout Troop that recently built a replica of a NASA rocket has become the first humans to land on Mars.
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Funny story: Camilla Blamed For Queen Victoria Poisoning

Camilla Blamed For Queen Victoria Poisoning

Since its launch on December 7th, the Cunard liner Queen Victoria appears to be cursed.
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Funny story: Kucinich Vows to Stop Bullying

Kucinich Vows to Stop Bullying

Dennis Kucinich, with a surprising move today, threatened to pull out of the Democratic presidential campaign if his critics didn't stop making fun of him.
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Funny story: Mars Installs Anti-asteroid Shield

Mars Installs Anti-asteroid Shield

Pasadena, California (IPP) - Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) technicians operating the Mars rovers have photographed the installation of an anti-asteroid shield near the Martian equator.
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Funny story: New Year to be Delayed by 24 Hours

New Year to be Delayed by 24 Hours

Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - The impending arrival of the new year has been put off for an additional 24 hours this year.
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Funny story: Writer Arrested for Downloading Spoof

Writer Arrested for Downloading Spoof

Murpheesboro, South Carolina (IPP) - Writer Povenmire Finootch was arrested for violation of the Anti-Spoof legislation which swept the south like Sherman making his way through his old stomping grounds.
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Funny story: Global Warming Issue Solved

Global Warming Issue Solved

Cleveland, Ohio (IPP) - Scientists at the Cleveland Institute of Technology (CIT) have announced a solution to the problem of global warming.
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Funny story: Britney's "embedded" paparazzo: "The casting couch is out like Rock Hudson and yesterday's Kookla, among today's Hollywood celebrity trendsetters."

Britney's "embedded" paparazzo: "The casting couch is out like Rock Hudson and yesterday's Kookla, among today's Hollywood celebrity trendsetters."

Hollywood, California - Sleeping with directors, producers and writers to get a part in Hollywood is out like Rock Hudson and yesterday's Kookla, says Britney's embedded paparazzo, shacking up with a member of the paparazzi just a few feet ou...
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