Funny story: Desperate Musharraf forces son BILAL to take on Bhutto's son BILAWAL - 'Mano a Mano'

Desperate Musharraf forces son BILAL to take on Bhutto's son BILAWAL - 'Mano a Mano'

ISLAM-A-BAD, PAW-KISS-TAN: Miffed by all the publicity accorded to 19-year old Bilawal Bhutto Zardari, - the new leader of the Pakistan People's Party - a pouting Musharraf phoned up his son Bilal in the US, orde...
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Funny story: Sunroofs recalled due to possible Jacob's Ladder defect, resulting in an assassination hazard for leaders of democratic reforms abroad

Sunroofs recalled due to possible Jacob's Ladder defect, resulting in an assassination hazard for leaders of democratic reforms abroad

Islamabad, Pakistan - The manufacturers of sunroofs issued an international recall of their sunroof product line today, citing an unforeseeable hazard of political assassination of foreign leaders pressing for democratic reforms abroad. Inexplicably,...
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Funny story: Elvis Sighted in Dubai

Elvis Sighted in Dubai

Wapping, England -- Two iPHONE images (Sun Dec 30 12:10 pm) have been circulating the web, purportedly, showing Elvis and Benazir Bhutto at Apu's Quickie Mart in a Dubai Shopping Mall.
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Funny story: Will Smith's explanation that he does not admire Hitler accepted by the Anti-Defamation League -- this also just in: Kermit the Frog cleared of eco-terrorist ties

Will Smith's explanation that he does not admire Hitler accepted by the Anti-Defamation League -- this also just in: Kermit the Frog cleared of eco-terrorist ties

Hollywood, California - In an attempt to save face and retain credibility in the public eye, the ADL quickly backed down from their defaming campaign of Hollywood actor, Will Smith, and accepted his explanation that a Scottish newspaper published his...
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Funny story: Foreign Office to Relocate

Foreign Office to Relocate

The Foreign Office is to relocate to Milton Keynes. A secret document, known only to myself and several million "Mail On Sunday" readers outlines the plans.
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Funny story: Old Whores Almanack 2008 claims Skeptics Society's £1 million prize

Old Whores Almanack 2008 claims Skeptics Society's £1 million prize

London - (Bad Ass Mess): Paranormal soothsaying website Old Whores Almanack 2008 has risen to the challenge thrown down by the International Skeptics Society to predict an Armageddon-like disaster to hit the UK on New Year's Day...
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Funny story: David Letterman's Worldwide Pants to Air in 2008

David Letterman's Worldwide Pants to Air in 2008

While, the Writers Strike is in its eighth week, David Letterman's Production Company Worldwide Pants has struck a separate deal with its writers. This will allow both the David Letterman and Craig Ferguson shows to start airing live, in January.
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Funny story: Benazir Bhutto Death Causes Car Recall

Benazir Bhutto Death Causes Car Recall

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan -- Pakistan's Interior Ministry spokesman, Javed lqbal Cheema, said that Benazir Bhutto died from hitting her head on the sunroof of her campaign vehicle and not from bullet wounds. As a result, the manufacturer of Bhutto'...
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Funny story: Bush Appoints Hatian Witch Doctor As Chief Economic Advisor

Bush Appoints Hatian Witch Doctor As Chief Economic Advisor

The US Dollar began tracking just below the Ugandan Shilling, for the first time, last week, and George Bush began seeking some emergency economic advice. Just what are you supposed to do, after you have stuck all of those pins into the doll, and the...
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Funny story: Boys Will Now Be Allowed To Play Violent Games

Boys Will Now Be Allowed To Play Violent Games

For the past twenty years the 'nanny state', in the UK have undermined the traditional role of children - particularly the games boys are allowed to play. It got so bad that the games of marbles
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Funny story: Jamie Lynn: Britney impregnated me with Ron Paul's sperm

Jamie Lynn: Britney impregnated me with Ron Paul's sperm

The entertainment world was shocked to hear that Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant and now it turns out that they are to be shocked once again with the startling revelation that her sister Britney secretly impregnated her
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Funny story: Drought spawns strange industries in the South; "Elmer" was name of horse used to make first batch of glue

Drought spawns strange industries in the South; "Elmer" was name of horse used to make first batch of glue

The proverb by the ancient Greek philosopher Plato, "necessity is the mother of invention," has taken on another life in the South recently where two industries seem to be gearing up as a result of the drought this year.
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Funny story: Microsoft Opens Retail Stores to Compete With Apple

Microsoft Opens Retail Stores to Compete With Apple

NEW YORK (FMLiveWire) - Bill Gates has personally opened his first Microsoft retail store, in Manhattan to compete with the brilliantly successful stores selling Apple computer products.
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Funny story: Thomas' smile nets him new 7 year extension

Thomas' smile nets him new 7 year extension

The New Year hasn't arrived yet, and New York Knicks owner James Dolan nearly dropped the ball already. Isiah Thomas who has led the Knicks to the lottery on a yearly basis was willing to part ways with the franchise if a new contract wasn't...
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Funny story: Supreme Court revises Miranda Warning

Supreme Court revises Miranda Warning

The U.S. Supreme Court has made the first major update of Miranda vs. Arizona, the landmark 1963 case which required police to "read the rights" to all those they arrest.
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Funny story: Real-life spies dead as result of behaving like movie spies

Real-life spies dead as result of behaving like movie spies

Top officials of leading spy agencies, including the CIA, MI-6 and Israeli Mossad, met in London recently to discuss why their undercover agents are getting killed in record numbers. The conclusion: spies who "Think spying is just like it is in...
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Funny story: Trevor Lyman Plans Money Bomb "for" Hillary Clinton

Trevor Lyman Plans Money Bomb "for" Hillary Clinton

Ron Paul fundraiser Trevor Lyman is planning a new money bomb, but this time it's for Hillary Clinton - with a twist. In the past two months Lyman has raised over $10 million for Republican candidate Ron Paul, through two special events on Novemb...
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Funny story: US Military To Be Outsourced to India

US Military To Be Outsourced to India

The U.S., in response to incredible financial pressure from the Congress, has decided to offshore outsource it's military machine and all of the manpower required to manage it.
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