Funny story: Osama bin Laden located - in Guantanamo Bay!

Osama bin Laden located - in Guantanamo Bay!

Despite billions of dollars spent on "The War on Terror"; unconditional support to the illegitimate government of Pakistan's Musharraf and a poorly conducted Afghan operation, Al-Qaeda CEO Osama bin Laden has remained at large.
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Funny story: Gang Related Hand Signals Repetitive Strain on the NHS

Gang Related Hand Signals Repetitive Strain on the NHS

British Secretary of Health, the right honourable Alan Johnson has declared that providing health care for gang members with repetitive strain injury induced by too much throwing of complicated gang affiliated hand signals has brought the NHS to a ca...
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Funny story: US Army far exceeds recruitment goals for 2007; relies heavily on unconventional and creative recruiting practices; WWII generation reports feeling alive again

US Army far exceeds recruitment goals for 2007; relies heavily on unconventional and creative recruiting practices; WWII generation reports feeling alive again

Reports today that the US Army has exceeded their recruitment goals for 2007 have been verified. US Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates told reporters with Black recruitment down 58%, the Army's top brass had no other choice but to think "out...
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Funny story: Sex Law Blunder Threatens Teens

Sex Law Blunder Threatens Teens

A lawyer has uncovered a drafting error in the UK consent laws making sex compulsory from the age of 16.
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Funny story: Father of family lost in forest for 3 days went into "Survivor" mode; made decisions all parents fear in order to make a Christmas miracle happen

Father of family lost in forest for 3 days went into "Survivor" mode; made decisions all parents fear in order to make a Christmas miracle happen

Paradise, California - What parent has not had to face a strain on their purse strings and struggled to make toys their kids want so much appear under the tree a real Christmas miracle this year? Checking his wallet, Frederick Dominguez, father of t...
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Funny story: Athiest to Strike at Fuel Pump

Athiest to Strike at Fuel Pump

Washington, DC - Michael Newdow, the Sacramento, California atheist who sued to remove "under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance, has now struck out after the oil industry.
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Funny story: Lowton's Scientology Fortnight For Newlyweds....

Lowton's Scientology Fortnight For Newlyweds....

Note: The following piece has several authors (to all be listed at the end). It is a wedding present to Spoof Editor Mark Lowton on his recent marriage. Las Vegas - Chapter 1 It was a dark and stormy night. Actually it was just the Flamingo being demolished and imploded. Fortunately my bride and I were in the Cleopatra room, which is located in the stairwell at a Seizure's Palace. We were mak...
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Funny story: Lucky Man finds hay in needle-stack - now no need to become a Hooker

Lucky Man finds hay in needle-stack - now no need to become a Hooker

Canadian farmer, Billy Rudnik, was one lucky guy yesterday after he discovered a bale of hay in a stack of needles his wife kept stored in an outhouse.
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Funny story: Underwater water plants to go ahead anyway

Underwater water plants to go ahead anyway

With all of Australia's State capitals located on the coast, and all either building or planning major water desalination plants to "droughtproof" the country in an age of global warming, a new report from an expert panel has set alarm...
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Funny story: More Weirdness in the Wanta Saga

More Weirdness in the Wanta Saga

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - There have been more weird developments in the continuing theft of the $4.5 trillion Wanta funds by players in the Administration of George Bush, according to Christopher Story of World Reports.
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Funny story: Blair Converts to Catholicism - Labour Converts to Conservatism

Blair Converts to Catholicism - Labour Converts to Conservatism

Who thought they would ever see Tony Blair change?...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Will Surprise and Win in an Avalanche

Ron Paul Will Surprise and Win in an Avalanche

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Ron Paul will win the US presidency and surprise everyone say the more perceptive political commentators.
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Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears' Vagina Gives Birth to Baby Big Foot

Jamie Lynn Spears' Vagina Gives Birth to Baby Big Foot

It has been recently announced star of the Disney production, Zoe 101, 16 year old, Jamie Lynn Spears is expecting a child, she's been pregnant for the last three months.
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Funny story: "Dependent Party Candidate Throws Chip in Bull Ring"

"Dependent Party Candidate Throws Chip in Bull Ring"

[Official Press Release from the desk of Dependent Party Candidate, Ferbert T. Weedledom.] Hello, fellow Citizens. My name is Ferbert T. Weedledom. I am the founder of the Gravity-Challenged Citizens of America (and I am also a client). I come to you today to declare my candidacy for President of the United States. I think I speak for all of us when I say the time has come that we rec...
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Funny story: Merger of Catholicism and Hinduism announced

Merger of Catholicism and Hinduism announced

Ending months of speculation, the world's second and fourth largest religions will merge on January 1, 2008. Leaders of both Roman Catholicism and Hinduism gave a joint press conference to announce formation of the new faith traded publicly as &q...
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Funny story: Widespread Lost Cat Problem Points to Vast Feline-Kidnapping Ring

Widespread Lost Cat Problem Points to Vast Feline-Kidnapping Ring

Gato, Mexico (Cat Fancy Staff Reporter) - Everyone has seen the futile handwritten sign hanging on a signpost: Lost Cat... Orange & White... Answers to 'Sweetpea'... If found, please call (202) 456-1111...
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Funny story: A DVD Critic's Corner Review: Eragon

A DVD Critic's Corner Review: Eragon

With the monumental success of the Lord Of The Rings trilogy, the movie studios (God bless their cold black hearts) have tried to come up with the next big fantasy epic for the big screen, because as we all know, an inferior rip-off is the sincerest form of flattery.
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Funny story: Striking Writer Won't Sign Permission Slip

Striking Writer Won't Sign Permission Slip

(New York) Striking WGA member Robert McKenna refused to sign a class trip permission slip, forcing his young daughter Helen to miss a trip to Radio City Music Hall to see the annual Christmas show.
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Funny story: Jamie Spears Vagina to be Seen More Often than Sister's In Live Baby Delivery Broadcast

Jamie Spears Vagina to be Seen More Often than Sister's In Live Baby Delivery Broadcast

In late 2006, pictures of the naked vagina of Britney Spears became the most viewed and most searched internet photos of all times. In an attempt to upstage her sister, Jamie Spears has decided to allow her delivery to be broadcast live on televisio...
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Funny story: Louisiana Shotgun Wedding for Pregnant Jamie Spears

Louisiana Shotgun Wedding for Pregnant Jamie Spears

Jamie Lynn Spears, the actress and pregnant younger sister of pop tart Britney Spears, will be walking down the aisle. The wedding, to take place at the Mule Creek Baptist Church and Bait Shop, will feature the father leading his daughter by one han...
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Funny story: Gypsies find home in American mall kiosks

Gypsies find home in American mall kiosks

Rom gypsies who prize enjoyment of life, family, and group loyalty over hard work for the sake of wealth are finding a home this Christmas in American mall kiosks according to veteran gypsy scholar, David Wrangler of the American Gypsy Lore Society.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Drops Out of Presidential Race

Ron Paul Drops Out of Presidential Race

Presidential hopeful and Texas Congressman Ron Paul has decided to drop out of the race for the Republican nomination. In a statement issued by the Ron Paul for President campaign, the doctor said that "I feel I have been able to deliver my mes...
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Funny story: Real Chuck Norris Not Happy With Chuck Norris Book

Real Chuck Norris Not Happy With Chuck Norris Book

Chuck Norris, martial arts expert and actor, is not happy with the new Chuck Norris book that is on the market for the holidays. The book, which features cartoons with captions such as "Chuck Norris is so tough, nails grind themselves to iron f...
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Funny story: Burger King Dude Horrifies Inglis Residents; Spotted in Local Nativity Scene

Burger King Dude Horrifies Inglis Residents; Spotted in Local Nativity Scene

Inglis, Florida -- Six years after forever banishing Satan from the midst of the town, Mayor Carolyn Risher was horrified this mornin...
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