Funny story: Why Kurds don't mix with Rice and Turkey

Why Kurds don't mix with Rice and Turkey

The head of Iraq's Kurdish regional government has refused to meet with the US secretary of state Condoleezza Rice. US politicians have accused the Kurds of shunning her due to American support...
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Funny story: Northern Rock Bail Out

Northern Rock Bail Out

Chancellor Alistair Darling has announced debt consolidation arrangements to relieve the Treasury's exposure to the Northern Rock and avoid its imminent nationalisation.
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Funny story: Noshing Mink's Lost World Part III

Noshing Mink's Lost World Part III

In the last installment, I was rescued from an angry tree by Jane of the Jungle but didn't get any. In this episode, we discover the dinosaurs...
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Funny story: Teen Sex Linked to Color of Shirt

Teen Sex Linked to Color of Shirt

WASHINGTON - In a startling report issued today by researchers at the Center for Science in the Pubic Interest, statistics show that teenagers are 78% more likely to have sex if they wear white shirts with collars.
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Funny story: Nick Clegg: I Proper Loves It

Nick Clegg: I Proper Loves It

Nick Clegg has won the race to become leader of the Liberal Democrats. In a 'gloves off' battle that left a nasty taste in ones mouth he finally defeated Chris Huhne.
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Funny story: Kaka is a hit with the fans and the FIFA's World Player of the Year; though he still refuses to apologize for his name

Kaka is a hit with the fans and the FIFA's World Player of the Year; though he still refuses to apologize for his name

Milan, Italy - Kaka, as a child growing up in the poor cesspool filled slums of Brazil, struggled to overcome the handicap of his name. Jeered by his schoolmates and neighborhood kids alike, Kaka, ironically was always last to be picked when it came...
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Funny story: Osama Bin Ladin Converts to Christianity

Osama Bin Ladin Converts to Christianity

Islamabad, Pakistan (IPP) - Billy Graham is currently on a world tour and is conducting his evangelical work in remote and dangerous places.
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Funny story: Were Praia Da'Illusion couple working for the KGB asks Putin

Were Praia Da'Illusion couple working for the KGB asks Putin

Bloodyvostock - (Reuterusski): Outgoing Russian President Vladimir Putin has used the Moscow-Washington hotline to quiz President Bush about mounting speculation regarding the British holidaymakers suspected of being Portuguese arguidos.
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Funny story: Giant rat found in 'lost world' of British Monarchy

Giant rat found in 'lost world' of British Monarchy

House of Lords - (Reuterus): A giant rat fifty thousand times more corrupt than Robert Maxwell, Sir Oswald Mosely, Anthony Blunt and Lord Haw-Haw put together has been discovered underneath the cover of aristocratic ermine in the House of Lords.
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Funny story: Voyager Reports Homesickness

Voyager Reports Homesickness

NASA reported today that the latest monitoring of Voyager 1 had produced some startling results. Voyager 1, the first of two such probes launched in 1977 to survey the outer Solar system, has left the Heliosphere and is now in interstellar space some...
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Funny story: "No need for panic" as European Central Bank lends Northern Crock $500 billion

"No need for panic" as European Central Bank lends Northern Crock $500 billion

Shitty of London - (Insolvent Mess): The EU's ultimate lender of the last resort has given bankrupt Labour Party money-pit the Northern Crock Bank a whopping great big $500 billion (348.7bn euros/£249bn) hand-out "just in time for the festiv...
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Funny story: Writers Strike Latest - Talk Show Hosts to be replaced with sock puppets

Writers Strike Latest - Talk Show Hosts to be replaced with sock puppets

The latest victims of the American script writers strike could be fat-cat talk show hosts, whose dependence on auto cues for their dialogue has made them more of a liability than an asset. Jay Leno, David Letterman and Conan...
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Funny story: Dear Diary

Dear Diary

Dear Diary, Friday: Met Regina at Taco Bell. Made a date. Went to movie. She put my hand on her breast. Pulled away. Didn't touch...
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Funny story: World bank releases first draft of imaginary money

World bank releases first draft of imaginary money

A World Bank spokesman yesterday announced that it would be putting up 800 trillion dollars in imaginary money for other banks to borrow. This move was swiftly duplicated by major national banks around the developed world.
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Funny story: Brown Plays Down Panic Fears As Discs Containing Information Of 'Everything On Earth' Go Missing

Brown Plays Down Panic Fears As Discs Containing Information Of 'Everything On Earth' Go Missing

The government has announced in the House of Commons this morning that sixteen more computer discs containing ALL INFORMATION ON ANYTHING have been lost. Another disc holding information on the whereabouts of...
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Funny story: Souness To Take Over Scotland In New Year

Souness To Take Over Scotland In New Year

Graeme Souness, the ex-Liverpool player and manager, though never player-manager, is rumoured to be on the verge of being confirmed as the next manager of the Scotland football team. His formal appoi...
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Funny story: Millions of UK Christmas Cards Not Worth the Paper They're Written On

Millions of UK Christmas Cards Not Worth the Paper They're Written On

The government's new Christmas Card Protection Fund (CCPF), which aims to compensate workers who lose out when they receive Christmas cards from employers who then go bust, came into force today.
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Funny story: Bush Says Economy Is 'Pretty Good'

Bush Says Economy Is 'Pretty Good'

FREDERICKSBURG, Va. (FMLIVEWIRE) - President Bush has reassured a nervous public that the US economy is "pretty good" for rich Republicans as the housing market collapses, an international credit crisis accelerates and as prices surge for e...
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Funny story: The New England Patriots to Lend Support to War on Terror

The New England Patriots to Lend Support to War on Terror

Boston, MA - The New England Patriots, which remain undefeated for the 2007 season, offered their support to help fight the war on terror.
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Funny story: New Internet Poll Shows Ron Paul Leading With 120%

New Internet Poll Shows Ron Paul Leading With 120%

Charleston, SC - A recent online poll conducted recently showed Presidential candidate Ron Paul leading the other candidates with 120% of responses in his favor. Criticisms have arose regarding the authenticity of such online polls, which seem to def...
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Funny story: Aboriginal Peoples May Have Practiced Contraception

Aboriginal Peoples May Have Practiced Contraception

CANADIAN PRESS - A newly discovered inscription, believed to be Native American in origin, has given birth to the theory that some of the early Aboriginal peoples of North America may have practiced contraception.
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Funny story: Paul campaign claims media blackout

Paul campaign claims media blackout

The campaign office for Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul hammered national media for what they claimed has been a news "blackout" on the congressman from Texas.
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Funny story: Adolescents at Buckley E. Filbertamous Middle discover new game

Adolescents at Buckley E. Filbertamous Middle discover new game

Adolescents at Buckley E. Filbertamous Middle discovered a new game today as they played in the gym during intramurals this morning. Three eighth grade classes assembled this morning as students were given long colored strips of material to hang from...
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Funny story: Historians trace Santa to exiled Finnish child molester poet

Historians trace Santa to exiled Finnish child molester poet

Historians at Harvard University said today that they have discovered a link between the modern day Santa Clause, the Dutch Sinter Klaas and exiled child molester and 17th century Finnish poet, Lisko Alapartanen, roughly translated, "Mr. lower b...
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Funny story: Kurdish Rebels Bombed by Turkeys in Continuing Raids

Kurdish Rebels Bombed by Turkeys in Continuing Raids

NORTHERN IRAQ - Kurdish rebels came under attack today as waves of Turkish fighter-bombers dropped canisters carrying up to 500 turkeys each on rebel positions in the border areas.
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