Funny story: Chris De Bergh Deported To Iran In Terror Scare Tactics

Chris De Bergh Deported To Iran In Terror Scare Tactics

Warbling tosser Chris De Bergh has been deported to Iran by Gordon Brown after a special request by President President George Bush in an effort to scare the Iranians into submission.
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Funny story: 2nd Amendment Comes Under Fire By U.S. Supreme Court

2nd Amendment Comes Under Fire By U.S. Supreme Court

(Washington) - The U.S. Supreme Court today announced it would rule on a landmark case involving the second amendment to the U.S. Constitution; the right of private citizens to bare arms ...
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Funny story: Global Warming? I'm Freezing!

Global Warming? I'm Freezing!

(Los Angeles) - Despite the hysterical warnings of scientists, celebrities, politicians and ex-Vice Presidents, many U.S. residents, including those in warm sunny Southern California, are experiencing some of the coldest winter weather on record ...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Tea Party completely bombs

Ron Paul Tea Party completely bombs

In what was predicted to be a historical day in politics, December 16, 2007, the so-called Ron Paul Tea Party Money Bomb has, well, bombed.
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Funny story: Kylie Declared Queen Of The Jungle Despite Last Minute Hitch

Kylie Declared Queen Of The Jungle Despite Last Minute Hitch

Diminutive pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, was today breathing a sigh of relief as his plans to have Australian pop princess and songstress, Kylie Minogue, declared winner of the X-Factor nearly went all Pete Tong.
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Funny story: Fascist-On-Sunday fears death of Puppet Monarch

Fascist-On-Sunday fears death of Puppet Monarch

Fleet Street - (Diabolical Mess): A UK Sunday tabloid has warned its readers to prepare themselves for dire circumstances in the event of the Puppet Monarch's death.
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Funny story: Gift Wrapping Tips for Men

Gift Wrapping Tips for Men

It is very important to know how to give gifts properly. Someone told me to look at the biblical account (Matthew's gospel to be precise) to find out how the very first Christmas went; when the Wise Men went to see the baby Jesus; "they presented unto Him gifts; gold, frankincense, and myrrh."...
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Funny story: UK Crisis - Queen Broadcasts to the Nation

UK Crisis - Queen Broadcasts to the Nation

London, England (AR) As Big Ben struck 9 PM on the first night of curfew the streets of London were eerily quiet, but most Londoners were anyway glued to their televisions for Her Royal Highness the Queen's official announcement, the full text of...
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Funny story: Another Brilliant X-Factor Winner Leon To Top Charts

Another Brilliant X-Factor Winner Leon To Top Charts

In the travesty that is "The X-Factor" yet another "gorgeous" blank-faced boy has won the competition, successfully out-manouvering any contestant with a semblance of talent by looking at the camera with weepy puppy-dog eyes.
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Funny story: Presidential Candidates Keeping Fit on the Campaign Trail

Presidential Candidates Keeping Fit on the Campaign Trail

IOWA - Tough guy Dennis Kucinich competes every Friday night in local kickboxing matches. "I use my yoga martial arts training to beat the snot out of my opponent." His...
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Funny story: Wombles Reduced to Picking Up Syringes on Common

Wombles Reduced to Picking Up Syringes on Common

Formerly famous TV celebrities and Royal household pets, The Wombles, have fallen on hard times since their latest series was axed due to falling viewing figures.
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Funny story: Dawkins announces 'Actually, I'm God!'

Dawkins announces 'Actually, I'm God!'

The famous author, atheist, geneticist and God-botherer Richard Dawkins has caused controversy by announcing that he is the all-knowing creator of the universe.
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Funny story: Cheney Denies Sex Change - "I'm Having A Species Change"

Cheney Denies Sex Change - "I'm Having A Species Change"

Vice-President Dick 'Peace, Love And Underfunding' Cheney is to have the world's first species change. Speaking from his hospital bed last night, Cheney revealed that:...
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Funny story: Climate Change Deal Has 'Fixed Everything'

Climate Change Deal Has 'Fixed Everything'

The recent United Nations climate change summit held in Bali has been hailed as 'a complete success' by coordinator and UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon.
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Funny story: UK Immigrants are 'not British'

UK Immigrants are 'not British'

A shock investigation by a leading British tabloid has revealed that practically all immigrants into the United Kingdom are 'not British'. The newspaper began the investigation after repeated requests from its readers to try to explain why th...
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Funny story: Christmas Past, Christmas Last

Christmas Past, Christmas Last

In a move hailed as a bold modernisation of community life the European Union has issued a directive cancelling future occurrences of Christmas.
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Funny story: Guinness Book of Records declares the year 2007 record breaker for recalls; next year's awaited with baited breath

Guinness Book of Records declares the year 2007 record breaker for recalls; next year's awaited with baited breath

London, England - Contaminated wheat gluten in dog food; lead based paint in toys; spinach tainted with E. coli; peanut butter; Veggie Booty Health Snacks; fish; hamburger meat; frozen pizza; pot pies; children vaccines and the list goes on and on fo...
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Funny story: God recalls the year 2007; space-time continuum to be reset back one year at midnight on New Year's Eve; quantum mechanics fear end of the Universe

God recalls the year 2007; space-time continuum to be reset back one year at midnight on New Year's Eve; quantum mechanics fear end of the Universe

Vatican City - It's official. At the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve 2007 God will turn back the hands of time, resetting the space-time continuum back to December 31, 2006. The act of God was requested by Pope Benedict XVI when he praye...
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Funny story: Muslim Chicks Featured in Iranian Version of Penthouse Magazine

Muslim Chicks Featured in Iranian Version of Penthouse Magazine

Tehran, Iran (IPP) - American soldiers patrolling the area near the Iran-Iraq border stumbled into what turned out to be an Iranian version of Penthouse magazine.
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Funny story: Vietnam Selling Re-education Camp Time on eBay

Vietnam Selling Re-education Camp Time on eBay

Ho Chi Ming City, Vietnam (IPP) - The Democratic Worker's Paradise Republic of Vietnam is selling time in its famous re-education camps on eBay.
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Funny story: Obama Arrested for Criminal Mischief

Obama Arrested for Criminal Mischief

Washington (IPP) - Barack Obama was arrested this afternoon outside the White House for criminal mischief.
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