Funny story: Tiger Woods confirms his divinity

Tiger Woods confirms his divinity

AUGUSTA, GEORGIA--Tiger Woods denied rumors today that he is, after all, only a human being. The unrelenting string of questions challenging his divinity comes on the heels of a narrow loss at the Masters Golf tournament at Augusta, Georgia, which e...
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Funny story: Bush Administration to Revise the Constitution

Bush Administration to Revise the Constitution

In a bold move that has incensed Democrats, the Bush Administration announced today that it was going to "edit" the United States Constitution to bring it up-to-date.
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Funny story: Is John Edwards mesmerised by the Michael Douglas movie The American President?

Is John Edwards mesmerised by the Michael Douglas movie The American President?

Washington DC - (Disaster Press): Presidential contender John Edwards may be becoming increasingly mesmerised by the allure of the 1995 Michael Douglas romantic comedy The American President.
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Funny story: Westminster Kennel Club to sponsor dog shows like you've never seen before; dogs judged on shape and size of the penis

Westminster Kennel Club to sponsor dog shows like you've never seen before; dogs judged on shape and size of the penis

The Westminster Kennel Club which was founded in 1877 in North America has announced new criteria for judging canine conurbation. Now that scientists have discovered a gene affecting dog penis size, the WKC is adopting new standards.
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Funny story: George Bush Defends Alberto Gonzales With Abbott And Costello Precedent

George Bush Defends Alberto Gonzales With Abbott And Costello Precedent

(Washington, D.C.) It might as well be Ronald Reagan's second term during the Iran-Contra hearings when the line went "what did the President know and when did he forget it?" Just substitute "Alberto Gonzales" for "Presid...
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Funny story: Dog Whisperer returning to Mexico to rehabilitate chupacabra

Dog Whisperer returning to Mexico to rehabilitate chupacabra

Mexican Cesar Milan has been asked to return South of the Border in order to help authorities and the population there learn to live with their Chupacabras in peace.
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Funny story: Alberto Gonzales To Resign - Opening Restaurant

Alberto Gonzales To Resign - Opening Restaurant

Washington Toast - Reliable, unnamed, senior level, faceless, White House sources have disclosed, in a darkened downtown garage, after a red geranium potted plant was placed on a apartment fire escape, that Alberto Gonzales will be resigning soon, re...
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Funny story: 2008 Election goes Turkey

2008 Election goes Turkey

Worldwide Animal Rights campaigners have been granted permission to let a Turkey run for President in the 2008 Election.
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Funny story: Corrs unveil Larry Mullen Jr and shock new image.

Corrs unveil Larry Mullen Jr and shock new image.

Larry Mullen Jr joined the Corrs this week sparking a musical merry go round as U2 scrambled to find a new drummer to finish recording their new album "How to save the world and reduce your tax bill with Honours"...
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Funny story: New Poll Shows Bush's Approval Ratings Below Hitler's

New Poll Shows Bush's Approval Ratings Below Hitler's

A Newsweek Magazine poll found that more than seven-eighths of Americans oppose President Bush's prolonged war in Iraq and his choice to send 21,000 more troops into harm's way without a timetable for withdrawal.
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Funny story: Borat Obama is tactical name change

Borat Obama is tactical name change

Springfield, Illinois - (Disaster Press): Illinois Senator Obama has announced a radical 2008 White House campaign measure today which has seen him change his first name to Borat.
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Funny story: Faye: my topless Iran pics ordeal

Faye: my topless Iran pics ordeal

TV Studios, London - (Ass Mess): Royal Navy sailor Faye Turney has defended her decision to sell her topless Iran photos for a reputed six figure sum after the Ministry of Defence caved in and accepted the standard 15% agency fee.
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Funny story: Faye Turney Forced to Watch "Videos"

Faye Turney Forced to Watch "Videos"

Millionaire sailor Faye Turney has revealed how she was separated from her colleagues, forced to strip to her panties and stockings and sleep on a small King Charles Spaniel during her "nightmare in Tehran".
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Funny story: Vatican announces children's draft

Vatican announces children's draft

The Vatican announced today that it is instituting the first Catholic draft since the Children's Crusade several hundred years ago. The draft is in response to a recent Vatican symposium on pedophilia and the sexual abuse of minors by priests.
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Funny story: Pope Benedict Shocks World, Calls for Peace, Chocolate

Pope Benedict Shocks World, Calls for Peace, Chocolate

The Pope has used his customary Easter address to call for world peace. However, as the masses nodded at the speech they've heard so many times, Pope Benedict shocked many when, straight after calling for peace, he called for chocolate.
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Funny story: Pope to Marry

Pope to Marry

Rome - (Satanic Press): The Pope stunned the (mainly left footed) faithful during his Easter address today by announcing he is to marry his long time partner, former Right Said Fred frontman, Richard Fairbrass.
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Funny story: Scare in the Solomons

Scare in the Solomons

After the harrowing events of last week, some Solomon Islanders felt as if they were reliving the nightmare once again yesterday.
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Funny story: New Form of P.M.S. Strikes Utah, Idaho, and Arizona

New Form of P.M.S. Strikes Utah, Idaho, and Arizona

Yes. the J-man is poking a little fun at the Mormons again. Read only if you wish to.
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