Funny story: Bush announces complete troop pullout.

Bush announces complete troop pullout.

President Bush's announcement that he will immediately pull all US soldiers out of Iraq was met with thunderous applause from the entire Congress. That applause, however, was to be short lived.
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Funny story: Turin Shroud Proves Osama & Jesus Brothers Says Titanic Director Cameron

Turin Shroud Proves Osama & Jesus Brothers Says Titanic Director Cameron

Hollyweird April 6 -- Titanic Director, theologian, & Geraldo-wanna-be James Cameron will release an Easter-eve featurette on You-Tube that proves conclusively that Jesus of Nazareth and Osama Bin Laden of the Riyadh & Geneve Bin Ladens are brothers.
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Funny story: Cranial recess appointments: a lobotomist writes

Cranial recess appointments: a lobotomist writes

Washington DC - (Assinine Press): Many US presidents have used cranial recess appointments to play politics with nominees for posts normally reserved for bona fide assholes.
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Funny story: New Ford Flagship Vehicle

New Ford Flagship Vehicle

Ford Motor Company today announced the upcoming release of its new flagship vehicle, The Ford Rediculous. Marketed towards men with unusually small endowment and housewives with something to prove, The Rediculous is a twelve seat, sixteen cylinder,...
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Funny story: British Marines Yielding to Verbal Abuse, Surrender Falklands

British Marines Yielding to Verbal Abuse, Surrender Falklands

London, April 6 -- An hour into a news conference on Iran's stunning release of 15 British marines and sailors it had captured in the Persian Gulf and held for almost two weeks after repeatedly saying "Nih, Nih, Nih," two British marine...
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Funny story: Prince William's Girlfriend in Horoscope Horror

Prince William's Girlfriend in Horoscope Horror

Prince William's girlfriend Kate Middleton has settled a complaint against the Daily Mirror newspaper, over an incorrect prediction in their horoscope section.
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Funny story: Mile high for Jesus aircraft crashes

Mile high for Jesus aircraft crashes

A small, single-engine airplane taking part in the Good Firday mile-high love-in crashed this afternoon after a fire was reported in the cockpit of the airplane. The plane, flown by Capt. Buckley E. Filbertamous of Hollywood, was making its way over...
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Funny story: California child molestation specialist accused of psychiatry

California child molestation specialist accused of psychiatry

California - (Disaster Press): An accomplished California child molestor and former president of the American National Academy of Child and Adolescent Molestation has been arrested amid allegations he once claimed to be a noted psychiatrist and psych...
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Funny story: Cruise Ship Home Without Incident

Cruise Ship Home Without Incident

Miami, April 6 - In a bizarre twist of fate, a cruise ship has returned after a 14-day trip -- without incident. No outbreak of disease, influenza, food-borne, navigational, or other incident at sea was reported. None. Zilch. Butkiss.
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Funny story: X-Facter Judge To Replace Louis Walsh Announced

X-Facter Judge To Replace Louis Walsh Announced

Simon Cowell, supremo of the X-Factor TV show has finally announced who is to join him on the panel of judges for the next series following the sacking of Louis Walsh. It is to be none other than Irish Prime Minister, Bertie Ahern.
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Funny story: Tourism on the Decline since New York Banned N-Word

Tourism on the Decline since New York Banned N-Word

Since New York's City Council declared a moratorium on the use of the word "nigger," the state's tourism board has reported a drastic decline in visitors to the Big Apple.
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Funny story: Pelosi tells Saudis her Passover message from Yasser Arafat memoirs

Pelosi tells Saudis her Passover message from Yasser Arafat memoirs

Wailing Wall - (Rioters): Nancy Pelosi's goodwill visit to the Middle East took yet another turn today as she delivered to the Saudis what is rumored to be a deathbed message from the late Yasser Arafat's classified memoir.
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Funny story: Movie-goer Pleasantly Surprised with Will Smiths Performance

Movie-goer Pleasantly Surprised with Will Smiths Performance

Fayetteville - AR. Movie-goer Chuck Thayer, 28, of Springdale, AR admitted Friday to being "pleasantly surprised" with actor Will Smith's performance in the new-to-theaters drama Pursuit of Happyness.
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Funny story: Dick Cheney is "Friend of the Devil" at BYU as Jerry Garcia's bones are discovered in a cave outside of Provo--Is he related to Christ?

Dick Cheney is "Friend of the Devil" at BYU as Jerry Garcia's bones are discovered in a cave outside of Provo--Is he related to Christ?

Demonstrators at Brigham Young University found what look liked the remains of Jerry Garcia's bones in a cave outside of Provo, Utah today. The discovery seemed very timely as tempers on the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints campus have...
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Funny story: Anna Nicole ex-stepdaughter in law and shrink are latest suspects

Anna Nicole ex-stepdaughter in law and shrink are latest suspects

California - (ReUterus): A psychiatrist who prescribed pills leading to the fatal overdose that conveniently removed Anna Nicole Smith from the J Howard Marshall II legacy equation may have been hired by by Elaine Marshall, widow of Everett Pierce Ma...
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Funny story: Welsh Nationalists' outrage at German sheep-shagging prosecution

Welsh Nationalists' outrage at German sheep-shagging prosecution

Port Talbot - (ReUterus): Plaid Cymru offcials are up in arms over German prosecutors charging a 44 year old Turkish national with animal cruelty after her was caught on video shagging a flock of sheep in the Wiesbaden area.
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Funny story: Toledo church's Easter billboards show crucified Satan

Toledo church's Easter billboards show crucified Satan

Toledo - (Disaster Press): In a bid to recruit better congregation numbers the pastor of Toledo-based CedarCreek church has resorted to appealing to the widest possible demographic profile via a Holy Week crucified Satan billboard promotion.
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Funny story: I Told you so! Pottermania continues

I Told you so! Pottermania continues

Following the release of the refreshing Potterade apple juice drink from Powerade, the world has now started on the slippery slope towards Pottercraze!...
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Funny story: Rutland also declares independence

Rutland also declares independence

Following Shropshire's unexpected declaration of independence (reported exclusively by our reporter sprat) the ancient county of Rutland has now declared independence, too.
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Funny story: Obama Is Reincarnation of the Chocolate Jesus!

Obama Is Reincarnation of the Chocolate Jesus!

In a weird convergence of the two leading art controversies in the US art world, astute observers are noticing that the Obama Jesus that has attracted so much attention and phoney complaints from a truly thrilled BO's campaign against the Mary Ma...
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Funny story: Godonomics

Godonomics

"I am the lord your God, and you shall have no other gods before me" - 1st commandment. Exodus. Mount Sinai. 3000 B.C.
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Funny story: Tony Soprano Runs Away With ...

Tony Soprano Runs Away With ...

Polls, pools and pundits are conjecturing about the fate of TS or as his wife calls him AS's fate. Writers for the HBO our thing about the Cosa Nostra are leaking a shocking ending! The entire cast of pitiful guinea bastards run away!...
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Funny story: Shyamali Malakar, Sister of Sanjaya, Posts Nude Photos Too

Shyamali Malakar, Sister of Sanjaya, Posts Nude Photos Too

First, Antonella Barba had nude pictures of herself posted on the internet that helped her survive on American Idol. Then, Alaina Alexander had nude pictures of her posted on the internet that have helped her boyfriend Chris stay in the top eight.
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Funny story: God pissed again at southerners as temperatures in the South plummet

God pissed again at southerners as temperatures in the South plummet

As blueberry bushes donned black hoods and lined up like condemned prisoners, residents throughout the South prepared for this evening's lows by covering plants and spring flowers with black plastic and saying their prayers.
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Funny story: He Loves Recess: Bush Appoints "First Dog" Barney Ambassador to France

He Loves Recess: Bush Appoints "First Dog" Barney Ambassador to France

Washington, DC, April 5 - With Congress away for the Easter holiday, President George W. Bush has appointed "First Dog" Barney (R-Terrier) ambassador to France. Expecting a difficult confirmation hearing before the Senate Foreign Relation...
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