Funny story: Superman Sectioned

Superman Sectioned

Clark Kent, secret alter ego of Superman (shh), has been involuntarily committed under mental health law today following several complaints from his fellow co-workers at The Daily Planet.
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Funny story: 'North Korean vivisectionists tortured my giant bunnies'

'North Korean vivisectionists tortured my giant bunnies'

Pyongyang - (Sinster Press): Legendary German rabbit breeder Karl Szmolinsky is said to be inconsolable today following reports that the twelve giant bunnies he sold to North Korea's Kim Jong Very Ill's specialist breeding program may have en...
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Funny story: Kidnapped Servicemen were Game Show Contestants

Kidnapped Servicemen were Game Show Contestants

Iran has continued to deny that the sailors and marines it apprehended from a British vessel were ever hostages, as alleged by US President George Bush over the weekend, insisting that all fifteen were part of a reality television sh...
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Funny story: Sanjaya's Fanjayas Keep Him Alive to Face Another Week

Sanjaya's Fanjayas Keep Him Alive to Face Another Week

Sanjaya lives on. The would be singer more famous for his hairstyles than his singing survived another round of cuts to continue his screechy, talentless pursuit of The American Idol Crown. "Incredible," was the only word mockingly said b...
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Funny story: Mile high for Jesus

Mile high for Jesus

Bluffton, Ohio - (Disastrous Press): A deeply worried Ohio prayer group is to take to the skies on Good Firday and attempt a marathon mile high club love-in and prayer session for the salvation of the state's godless eleven million residents.
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Funny story: Sanjaya Shakes His Bon Bons in American Idol's Latin-Themed Week!

Sanjaya Shakes His Bon Bons in American Idol's Latin-Themed Week!

Surprise! Surprise! Sanjaya Malakar did it again…charmed his way into another week on the American Idol! Superdiva Jennifer Lopez will mentor the top eight singers as they tackle music with a Latin flair for next weeek's Latin-themed American Id...
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Funny story: Global warming making Earth flat

Global warming making Earth flat

BRUSSELS, Belgium -- Scientists and diplomats finished frenetic negotiations today about the wording of a report warning the world that global warming may catastrophically change the shape of the Earth.
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Funny story: The Blind Mice of History

The Blind Mice of History

Up and down the slippery clock The meekest mice trip up and down sneaking,...
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Funny story: "We Are Aliens"

"We Are Aliens"

Hollywood (Only In) - We hear the late Anna Nicole Smith's movie, Illegal Aliens, scheduled for release this May 1 will lose the race to the B-box office in lieu of a film straight out of Private-Only infamy titled, We Are Aliens.
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Funny story: Belgium Boots Ambassador

Belgium Boots Ambassador

In the long history of the Nation of Belgium a high point had always been considered the Belgian resistance to the Germans in World War 1.
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Funny story: Madonna poster weeping tears of bile in tacky London clothing store promo

Madonna poster weeping tears of bile in tacky London clothing store promo

Shoreditch, London - (Ass Mess): A giant 250 sq ft poster of eighties pop music icon Madonna has started weeping 'tears of bile' during a Holy Week promotion by East London rag trade outlet H&M.
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley to Lock Lips in Lesbian Film

Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley to Lock Lips in Lesbian Film

Lindsay Lohan and Kiera Knightley are set to play lesbian lovers in a 2008 film. Filmmakers are attempting to raise money to increase the salaries for the two lead actresses. Both stars have demanded $25 million each to do full frontal nudity and l...
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Funny story: Iran Proves a Cut Above the Rest

Iran Proves a Cut Above the Rest

Iran has raised the fashion stakes in the lucrative hostage market - The garish Guantanamo orange all-in-one overalls with heavy chain bling is now so yesterday, following the stunning release of the 15 British sailors and marines by the government i...
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Funny story: Forget Manhattan! G Force sexologist urges women to explore new areas

Forget Manhattan! G Force sexologist urges women to explore new areas

Voorhees, New Jersey - (ReUerus): Beverly Whipple, renowned sexologist and discoverer of the vital G Force of female libido, has urged women to explore new areas if they want to find a man "because traditional predatory stomping grounds like Man...
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Funny story: French Train Crashes As A Result Of Garlic Overload

French Train Crashes As A Result Of Garlic Overload

Breaking News: A French train has crashed at a station in Paris, injuring several people and destroying a station cafe that sells garlic.
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Funny story: "French High-Speed Train Stinks Of Garlic" Say Trainspotters

"French High-Speed Train Stinks Of Garlic" Say Trainspotters

A new train in France has broken the World Land Speed record previously held by recently-dead BBC Top Gear nutcase, Richard Hamster.
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Funny story: Jesus Christ Choked On Easter Egg - Claim

Jesus Christ Choked On Easter Egg - Claim

Christians gathering for their annual feverish shindig at the isolated outpost of Christendom, Easter Island, are up-in-arms over the radical views on Christianity, of one of its own disciples.
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Funny story: Bush Brands Dems Irresponsible!

Bush Brands Dems Irresponsible!

George W. Bush junior, the man who has been an irresponsible freeloader from birth to his family's purchase of the White House for him and his frumpy librarian is up to his old tricks again. The spoiled scions of filthy rich families often suffer...
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Funny story: Landlords Protect Wifebeaters To Save Moola!

Landlords Protect Wifebeaters To Save Moola!

Domestic violence opponents across the US are pushing for legislation that would allow the victims of domestic violence to escape their abusers by cancelling leases that would otherwise trap them in a prison of pain.
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Funny story: IRS Refunds War Tax Retroactive to the Spanish-American War!

IRS Refunds War Tax Retroactive to the Spanish-American War!

A little advertised yet valuable tax rebate has become available in this tax year only! The US instituted a war tax on telephone bills to finance the 1898 Spanish-American War (when the US had 17 phones). Today that tax has collected billions of doll...
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Funny story: RS's Richards Starts New Band:Nasal Incestuous Carnivores

RS's Richards Starts New Band:Nasal Incestuous Carnivores

Walking skeleton Keith Richards had a vision of a new rock group for the 21st Century when he snorted his dead parent's ashes.
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Funny story: Recycling Means End Of London Front Gardens

Recycling Means End Of London Front Gardens

Londoners today faced the end of traditional front gardens in the wake of a new initiative from London Mayor Ken Livingstone.
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Funny story: Alabama Woman on Horseback Charged With Drunk Driving

Alabama Woman on Horseback Charged With Drunk Driving

A 40 year old Alabama woman was charged with D.U.I (driving under the influence) for her escapades on her horse. The woman, who was weaving erratically through traffic, attempted to flee when officers turned on their sirens. Her horse rammed a poli...
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Funny story: Drunken Research Leads NASA to Breakthrough

Drunken Research Leads NASA to Breakthrough

After several decades of slow progress, NASA appears to be on the verge of a quantum leap in propulsion that could cut travel times for space probes and manned missions to a fraction of their present duration.
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Funny story: Dana Altman Quits As Arkansas Razorbacks Basketball Coach After One Day

Dana Altman Quits As Arkansas Razorbacks Basketball Coach After One Day

Dana Altman resigned as the head basketball coach to take the multi-million dollar a year job running the hoops program at the University of Arkansas. One day later, he quit and returned to his lower paying job at Creighton.
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Funny story: 200-year-old slave finally released

200-year-old slave finally released

Police in Texas have raided a farmhouse and freed an African man who had allegedly been kept as a slave all his life. The 100-year old octogenarian identified himself as Gambian born Kunta Escapee, and claimed to have been picking ga...
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Funny story: Al Gore reveals truth behind his "bloated" electric bill

Al Gore reveals truth behind his "bloated" electric bill

Nashville, Tennessee - Eco-mouth piece, Al Gore, who was recently criticized for spending more on electricity annually than the entire country of Panama, revealed today, the reason for his "bloated" electric bill. He blames it on a home-ba...
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Funny story: James Scotty Doohan to Have Ashes Blasted into Space

James Scotty Doohan to Have Ashes Blasted into Space

Late Star Trek actor James Doohan, famous for playing chief engineer Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, will have his ashes blasted into outer space from a launch site in Southern New Mexico. Doohan, who died last year, wanted to at least go to ou...
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Funny story: Keith Richards: My Relationship With My Father Was Smokin'

Keith Richards: My Relationship With My Father Was Smokin'

Keith Richards said today in an interview that his relationship with his father has been "smokin'" for the past few years. Considering that his father passed away and was cremated in 2004, authorities decided to find out exactly what w...
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Funny story: U2's Larry Mullen Jr to join the Corrs.

U2's Larry Mullen Jr to join the Corrs.

Hardcore U2 fans around the world left reeling by the news that Larry Mullen Jr was considering leaving the band after a fallout with 'Sir Bono' will be devastated by the news that the want away drummer has accepted an offer to join sultry si...
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Funny story: Suspicion about Fifteen Servicemen Released by Iran

Suspicion about Fifteen Servicemen Released by Iran

Questions are being asked about the return of the fifteen British sailors and marines recently released by their Iranian hostage takers. The fifteen, have all grown beards, developed an olive complexion, shrunk by several inches and converted to Isla...
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