Funny story: May Day Is VECO Day

May Day Is VECO Day

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): President George Bush says he will rescue the VECO Corrupt Bastards Club catastrophe tomorrow, but wants to work with Democrats to find a compromise on getting Attorney General Alberto Gonzales off the hook for Justice De...
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Funny story: Former Beatles Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr to Finish Lost Britney Spears Song

Former Beatles Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr to Finish Lost Britney Spears Song

Former Beatles Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr will finish and record a lost Britney Spears song for release later this year, sources in the music industry are reporting.
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Funny story: Tony Snow back at work after tumor removed from old toupee

Tony Snow back at work after tumor removed from old toupee

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Sporting a brand new bouffant hair-piece White House shock-jock Tony Snow grinned broadly on his first day back at work following the news that his old Colon Bowel cancer which had metastased to his former toupee had been...
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Funny story: Big Ka-Boom

Big Ka-Boom

Big Ka-Boom By Crazy Cal Jennings (To the tune of Chick-a-Boom)...
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Funny story: Moose&Squirrel Makes Bid to Become Fourth Stooge

Moose&Squirrel Makes Bid to Become Fourth Stooge

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - TheSpoof.com - Moose&Squirell named Jalapenoman, Cal Jennings and Gnarley Eric...The New 3 Stooges... We believe this was her bid to be the Fourth Stooge. We all know that Curly and Shemp alternated on The Three Stooges, so w...
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Funny story: Confirmed: Harry to be sent to Iraq despite fears of ginger baiting

Confirmed: Harry to be sent to Iraq despite fears of ginger baiting

Prince Harry will be sent to Iraq, chief of war-mongering, General Sir Les Avvum, announced this morning, despite fears that his overt gingerness may make him a target for Iraqi militia.
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Funny story: The Fart of Destiny...gods beware the wind of Man!

The Fart of Destiny...gods beware the wind of Man!

DISCLAIMER: The following is a frank discussion of a bodily function for the purposes of philosophy. Those of you repulsed by either, please don't read. (New York-NY) It's not gray hair, beginning to surround my temples and most of my head(s), that I fear is telling me I'm aging. It isn't even me having to say, "What did you say?" if I'm listening to someone with more than two other people talk...
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Funny story: Illuminati warn Blair Wallpurgis Night is his last as PM

Illuminati warn Blair Wallpurgis Night is his last as PM

London - (Rioters): Hellfire Club grandees and thirty-third degree Illuminati elders have warned UK Prime Monster Tony Blair that Wallpurgis Night will be his last ever in 10 Downing Street.
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Funny story: Kate Middleton: the day I found out I'd never be Queen

Kate Middleton: the day I found out I'd never be Queen

London - (Ass Mess): Kate Middleton has confided in her close-nit (sic) circle of friends that it was well over a year ago that Buckingham Palace courtiers told her that she would never be Queen.
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Funny story: Mourinho slams Mourinho in embarassing gaffe

Mourinho slams Mourinho in embarassing gaffe

Chelsea officials are seeking to play down last night's bizarre scenes as manager Jose Mourinho unleashed the latest of his trademark verbal assaults on... Jose Mourinho.
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Funny story: Pete Prats About at Kate Moss Top Shop Debut

Pete Prats About at Kate Moss Top Shop Debut

London ground to a standstill today as The Top Shop Kate Moss collection hit the shelves. Women as thin as slivers of twig queued around the block of the flagship store in an attempt to get in first, grab a few garments and flog them on Ebay for mega...
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Funny story: Cilla Black has blind date with ET

Cilla Black has blind date with ET

Cilla Black has stated that she has been abducted by aliens. The Blind Date host said that she was blindfolded and abducted by "alien life forms" many times in the past and that these aliens have hosted many of her shows in the mid 90s.
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Funny story: Nasa 'Rejects Russia Moon help'

Nasa 'Rejects Russia Moon help'

The head of Russia's space agency says that the US has rejected a Moscow proposal that the two countries join forces to explore the Moon.
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Funny story: Paul Wolfowitz Arrested For TMFP

Paul Wolfowitz Arrested For TMFP

Washington Toast - Paul Wolfowitz, President of the World Bank, former under Secretary of Defense and architect of the Iraq war, was arrested today by D.C. police for what was called: TMFP; or more colloquially known as, 'Taking money from the po...
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Funny story: Queen breaks silence over royal split

Queen breaks silence over royal split

The Queen has finally broken her silence over the part she played in the recent break-up of the relationship between William and Kate Middleton.
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Funny story: Bomb was potentially 'catastrophic'

Bomb was potentially 'catastrophic'

Five men have been convicted at the Old Bailey of conspiring to cause explosions in Britain. The trial heard they had enough explosives for a gigantic bomb of planet destroying proportions.
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com turns Pay Site

TheSpoof.com turns Pay Site

Bermuda Triangle, Apr 31 - In a major blow to genuine reporters all over the world, TheSpoof.com, a site that has always prided itself on its discretion and politeness in a world of rogues and disclosures, today announced that it would no longer be a...
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Funny story: Train Freight to Launch 32 Ship Zeppelin Advertising Campaign

Train Freight to Launch 32 Ship Zeppelin Advertising Campaign

Kansas City - April 30, 2007: Kansas City Southern and Burlington Northern-Santa Fe, to industry dominant companies in the train freight business, announced Sunday that they plan to implement a must stronger advertising campaign over the next few yea...
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Funny story: "Had you back" says Blair

"Had you back" says Blair

In a surprise outburst in the Commons today, outbound PM Tony Blair shouted "Had you back" at a surprised David Cameron.
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Funny story: Leeds United: Extra Point "Rubbish" Says Bates

Leeds United: Extra Point "Rubbish" Says Bates

Leeds United officials have described as "rubbish" claims made by The Spoof writer Monkey Woods, that the Yorkshire club has been awarded a precious bonus point by the Football Association...
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Funny story: Mystery of dead church organist found in giant vacuum-sealed plastic bag

Mystery of dead church organist found in giant vacuum-sealed plastic bag

Teeside - (Rotters): Police were baffled by the bizarre find of a dead church organist, 48 year old Ian Kemp from Stockton, whose naked shackled body was discovered inside a giant plastic bag "the sort coke dealers use for their one gram deals b...
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Funny story: White House to make guns more easily available.

White House to make guns more easily available.

International News Orifice: - The Oval Office has knee jerked a press statement out due to rising pressure from the Anti gun lobby as well as the NRA.
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Funny story: Da Vinci Code's Rosslyn Chapel spoofs music sleuths

Da Vinci Code's Rosslyn Chapel spoofs music sleuths

Scotland - (Ass Mess): A father and son sleuthing team has been spoofed into finding "a secret piece of ancient sacred music" hidden in carvings at the Rosslyn Chapel, the famous medieval church featred in Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code.
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Funny story: NASA to Restructure FAG-ASS Program

NASA to Restructure FAG-ASS Program

HOUSTON, TX (AP Newsliar) -- Johnson Space Center officials today confirmed that NASA intends to restructure the Fully Articulated Gyro-Assisted Space Suit (FAG-ASS) program, a project to develop the space program's next generation of space suits...
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Funny story: Bolton Wanderers: Big Sam, Little Sam

Bolton Wanderers: Big Sam, Little Sam

Bolton Wanderers have announced that little Sammy Lee has been appointed as the club's new manager as the replacement for outgoing boss Sam Allardyce. The Lancashire side's reluctance to hir...
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Funny story: Legally Bombed: critics pan Broadway musical

Legally Bombed: critics pan Broadway musical

Broadway - (Ass Mess): She ain't no Reese Witherspoon and she ain't no Maria Callas. That is the critics' verdict this weekend on Broadway actress Elle Woods in the starring role of Laura Bell Bundy in Legally Blonde the Musical.
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Funny story: "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" star Boy George on S&M kidnap charges

"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" star Boy George on S&M kidnap charges

London - (Ass Mess): A typical Saturday night out on the town turned sour for Norwegian male escort Auden Carlsen, 28, who has claimed to police that singer Boy George and a male friend kidnapped him before chaining him to a wall in his London home.
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Funny story: Movie star Maiko Kawakami offers Sony Corporation her poodle lamb

Movie star Maiko Kawakami offers Sony Corporation her poodle lamb

Tokyo, Japan - (Ass Mess): Japanese movie starlet Maiko Kawakami has offered the Sony Corporation use of the specially faked lamb which she bought on the internet along with 2,000 of her compatriots after being duped into believing it was a new rare...
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Funny story: Glow-in-the-dark budgies

Glow-in-the-dark budgies

Budgerigars have long been a favourite pet, particularly amongst the elderly. They require little maintenance, and exercise themselves if you leave the cage door open.
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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Poisoned With Rohypnol

Bob Woolmer Poisoned With Rohypnol

A BBC investigation has learned that the ex-Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer was poisoned before he was strangularised.
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Funny story: Million Dollar I.D. Theft Ring Run By Kids Busted

Million Dollar I.D. Theft Ring Run By Kids Busted

SPRINGFIELD, COLORADO--(BREAKING NEWS) An FBI task force swooped in and arrested 38 Springfield Junior High School students with ages ranging from 10 to 15 years old & 2 adults on serious I.D. theft...
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Funny story: Leeds United: A Lifeline?

Leeds United: A Lifeline?

Leeds United, relegated from football's Championship at the weekend, were this morning handed an incredible lifeline by the Football Association for their never-say-die attitude at the end of Saturday's 1-1 draw with
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Funny story: Miss 'Captain' America joins crime fighting forces with 'America's Most Wanted'

Miss 'Captain' America joins crime fighting forces with 'America's Most Wanted'

New York, New York - Making good on a pageant promise to take a bite out of crime, Miss 'Captain' America, as law officials affectedly donned her, Lauren Nelson, joined crime-fighting forces with American's Most Wanted famous crime fighti...
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Funny story: Protestors Demand Bush Impeachment at Speech

Protestors Demand Bush Impeachment at Speech

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Miami - Hundreds of protesters gathered at the Kendell Miami-Dade College campus where President George W. Bush spoke on Saturday afternoon. An estimated 200 protesters were around the fence and there were an estimated 600 alt...
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Funny story: Tanker Fire Melts Oakland Freeway

Tanker Fire Melts Oakland Freeway

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Oakland, CA - An exploding gasoline tanker melted the steel underbelly of a highway overpass in the East Bay's MacArthur Maze early this morning, causing it to collapse onto the roadway below. Gay Rights activists claim th...
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Funny story: Rebuild Projects in Iraq Failing

Rebuild Projects in Iraq Failing

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iraq - The American-financed rebuilding program federal oversight agency has found that in a sampling of eight projects that the United States had declared successes, seven were no longer operating as designed because of plumbi...
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Funny story: Yargh! There Be Pirates In the School

Yargh! There Be Pirates In the School

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Pennsylvania - A pro-Bush fundamentalist Christian conservative administrator at Millersville University accused a teacher, Stacy Snyder, of promoting underage drinking after they discovered her
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Funny story: When PMS Goes Untreated

When PMS Goes Untreated

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Mayo Clinic - Dr. Ino Itall released a report today about the horrors that both women and men experience when PMS goes untreated.
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