Funny story: Cal-el Finds Corrupt Bastards Leader

Cal-el Finds Corrupt Bastards Leader

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Spoof - Today, CalJennings ran for a telephone booth to change into his alter-ego, Cal-el, at The Spoof office headquarters.
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Funny story: Gnarly Erik Sez Texuns Kan't Spel Bare

Gnarly Erik Sez Texuns Kan't Spel Bare

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Teksus - Tudae, TheSpoof.com writer Gnarly Erik wrot a artikul claimin' that us Texuns kan't spel bare.
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Funny story: Earthquake shakes the Kent coast

Earthquake shakes the Kent coast

Following the devastating earthquake in the English Channel the expected tsunami wasn't as bad as first expected.
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Funny story: Kent Hit by Death Rays

Kent Hit by Death Rays

Our correspondant has discovered that the massive earthquakes which have rocked Kent this weekend were actually caused by death-rays directed from the newly discovered Earth-like planet Gliese 58,120 light years away.
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Funny story: Newcastle warn England over Owen

Newcastle warn England over Owen

Newcastle chairman Freddy Shepherd says striker Michael Owen will not be that good once he returns back from injury.
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Funny story: Peter Andre Brain Scan- No Worries for Jordan

Peter Andre Brain Scan- No Worries for Jordan

Katie Price has returned home from hospital today after doctors advised her that Peter Andre's brain scan showed no chance of any brain damage- in fact they failed to detect a brain at all.
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Funny story: The Moon Crashes Into Mountain in Alaska

The Moon Crashes Into Mountain in Alaska

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - Last night, the moon crashed into a high mountain in Alaska. No one expected such an occurance, least of not Earth scientists.
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Funny story: Republicans Call Arnie A 'New Deal Democrat'

Republicans Call Arnie A 'New Deal Democrat'

CCN - Cal-ee-for-nee-uh - "He ain't no Republicrat," cried George Bush. "Govnur Arnuld Shwars.. Schwarz... Schwer... the Terminatur guy don't stand for Repbulicrat values."...
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Funny story: Japan Court Rules Against Nappy Headed Hos and Laborers

Japan Court Rules Against Nappy Headed Hos and Laborers

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Tokyo, April 27 - Two rulings were handed down from Japan's highest court as Prime Minister Shinzo Abe tried to head off a resolution on Japan's wartime sex slavery in the House of Representatives during a two-day visit...
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Funny story: Hellfire Club martiarch cancels commemorative visit to Jamestown Massacre

Hellfire Club martiarch cancels commemorative visit to Jamestown Massacre

Buckingham Palace - (Ass Mess): The official State Visit to the US next week has been cancelled after Virgina residents complained that it would revive too many unpleasant memories on all sides of the Jamestown Massacre which Elizabeth II was due to...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Shocker Barack Obama Rubbed My Uvula

Hillary Clinton Shocker Barack Obama Rubbed My Uvula

WASHINGTON D.C.--(DCROMANCE) Presidential front-runner Senator Hillary Clinton (D-New York) last night accused fellow Democrat Senator Barack Obama (D-Illinois) of conduct unbecoming of a Government legislative offic...
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Funny story: S.P.E.C.T.R.E."not guilty" says lawyer

S.P.E.C.T.R.E."not guilty" says lawyer

Phil S.P.E.C.T.R.E.'s lawyer denied in court that his client was guilty of killing some American actress by shooting her through the head. The woman, who cannot be identified because nobody remembers her name, was found dead in S.P.E.C.T.R.E.'...
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Funny story: John Edwards denies superficial opportunist tag

John Edwards denies superficial opportunist tag

Washington DC - (Ass mess): Wannabe president John Edwards has strongy denied that some influential Democrats with party keys to the really big campaign coffers have called him a superficial opportunist who is not afraid to exploit a carcinoma when h...
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Funny story: "Blue Peter scammed my children"

"Blue Peter scammed my children"

Mother of twins Nora Thicky told our reporter how once respected children's programme Blue Peter had scammed her children into building a 4 bedroomed house. "The sexy Indian chick presenter visited their sch...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Learns Lesson in New Risque Photos

Britney Spears Learns Lesson in New Risque Photos

Britney Spears has finally learned her lesson. The pop tart was walking on a windy Hollywood street yesterday when a gust blew up her dress. Photographers ans paparazzi quickly grabbed cameras and bystanders pointed cell phones at the actress/par...
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Funny story: White House Chef Tired of Cooking for Immature Palate

White House Chef Tired of Cooking for Immature Palate

After working for a panoply of kings, queens, sultans and prime ministers, the White House chef said his talents are going to waste with his current employer.
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Funny story: Mattress Sales Rise Due to Growing Distrust in Future

Mattress Sales Rise Due to Growing Distrust in Future

As a result of the public's growing distrust in the future of social security, the world's financial markets and America's imminent bankruptcy, due to the Bush administration's overzealous war spending, mattress sales are reportedly s...
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Funny story: Doctor Who quits NHS

Doctor Who quits NHS

In a shock announcement, TV celebrity and galavanting Timelord, Doctor Who, said he was quitting the NHS, blaming it on Government reforms.
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Funny story: British Judge gives Moslem Terrorist a Butler

British Judge gives Moslem Terrorist a Butler

In another loopy decision, an English High Court Judge ordered the British Government to release a well-known Afghan terrorist and award him … a butler.
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Funny story: Jade Goody to coach Richard Gere in Bollywood Etiquette

Jade Goody to coach Richard Gere in Bollywood Etiquette

In a shock announcement, actor Richard Gere's agent has announced that the star of such romantic films as "Pretty Woman" is to receive coaching on etiquette from English former nanny and Bad Girl of Celebrity Big Brothe...
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Funny story: Chelsea Flower Show cancels Rosie O'Donnell rose after pressure from Trump

Chelsea Flower Show cancels Rosie O'Donnell rose after pressure from Trump

Royal Hospital, Chelsea - (Ass Mess): The organisers of this year's Chelsea Flower show have decided to dump the official debut of the Rosie O'Donnell Rose after a series of embarassing spats with US billionaqire and hair-slickover artist Don...
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Funny story: My name is Doug and I like Hugh Grant

My name is Doug and I like Hugh Grant

You should know (and I'm ashamed to admit this) that I'm totally into chick flicks and Hugh Grant is one of my favorite actors. So, when "Music and Lyrics" came out at the theater, I wanted to go. I asked a female friend of mine to go with me and she reluctantly agreed. (She's more into action or horror movies.) So, we get to the theater and there's a total of two guys at...
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Funny story: Quarterback Michael Vick In Trouble For Dog Fighting

Quarterback Michael Vick In Trouble For Dog Fighting

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick is in trouble again. Police raided his home in a search for drugs and discovered 66 pit bulls used for dog fighting and all of the associated equipment and tools. Vick denied knowledge of the animals or the...
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Funny story: New Paris Hilton Autopsy Sculpture Unveiled

New Paris Hilton Autopsy Sculpture Unveiled

A new statue of Paris Hilton has been unveiled at a New York museum. In the statue, a naked Paris Hilton is laid out on a table with her inards exposed. The golden statue wears a tiara and her dog is on top of her, also in a tiara. The organs are...
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Funny story: Katie's Cruise ultimatum: either the mother-in-law goes or I do

Katie's Cruise ultimatum: either the mother-in-law goes or I do

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Film actor Tom Cruise has received an ultimatum from wife Katie Holmes, mother of their baby daughter Suri, who is said to have become exasperated at having her mother-in-law Mary Lee Mapother living in a custom built shed-cum...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Is Inspiration Behind New Cartoon Character

Wayne Rooney Is Inspiration Behind New Cartoon Character

A schoolboy from Sheffield has created the first new character to be included in one of Britain's favourite comic strips since it began 50 years ago.
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Funny story: Jesus was 'robot from the future', claim archaeologists

Jesus was 'robot from the future', claim archaeologists

Archaeologists from the University of Alabama have found amazing new evidence about the life of Jesus - or the JESUS 9000 as it is now known.
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Funny story: Kate Middleton's work pals say she blames George Bush

Kate Middleton's work pals say she blames George Bush

London - (Ass Mess): Kate Middleton's colleagues at Jigsaw have told UK press reporters that the 25 year old former girlfriend of Prince William dumped her beau when she found out that George Bush was his actual father and not Prince Charles.
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Funny story: Tsunami fears as earthquake hits UK

Tsunami fears as earthquake hits UK

Kent - (Ass Mess): Large parts of coastal South East Britain were put on Tsunami alert after an earthquake struck Kent at breakfast time this morning.
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Funny story: The iPod - Creative Zen Prototype?

The iPod - Creative Zen Prototype?

Today, Creative Labs accused an ex-worker of their company who moved to Apple of stealing the Zen plans from them and then opening the iPod factory in California. They further claim that they actually invented iTunes way before Apple.
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Funny story: Man's toupe dislodged during Kent earthquake

Man's toupe dislodged during Kent earthquake

The county of Kent, England, was shaken by an earthquake yesterday. Although the quake, measuring 0.1 on the Richter scale, was not as serious as some that have hit foreign countries, residents were trembling in their houses, fearful...
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Funny story: West Ham Hammered By FA

West Ham Hammered By FA

West Ham United, amazingly still in the Premier League, have been hit by a massive fine over irregularities concerning the transfers of Argentinian players Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano.
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Funny story: Democrats sell army to Iraq

Democrats sell army to Iraq

The Democrat Committee on Public Spending has issued its plans to sell parts of the Army to the fledgling Iraqi Government. The deal will turn over the 3rd Army Heavy Brigade, an undisclosed Infantry Brigade and the 101st Air Cavalry with an option o...
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Funny story: Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'

Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'

Undercover foreign journalists operating in Iran have revealed, through videotape evidence, a frightening clampdown in the country, with thousands of men being arrested - merely for having beards that are too short. Papa Ratso, a reporter from Cir...
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Funny story: Britain Basks In Hottest April Since...Yawn

Britain Basks In Hottest April Since...Yawn

The UK Met Office has said that this month has been the hottest April since records began in 1659. The average temperature was 12.2 degrees Celsius, a full 3 degrees higher than the previous historical high of 9.2 degrees Celsius rec...
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Funny story: Chinese autarch demands enterprises give members 800 RMB subsidiary

Chinese autarch demands enterprises give members 800 RMB subsidiary

Given implication from the Chinese Communist Party, some enterprises in the mainland China give their employees who are CCP members a subsidy, a fifth of their salary. How absurd and crazy are the Chinese Communist Party!...
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Funny story: I, ET McCrone Will Be Prince Hal's Human Shield

I, ET McCrone Will Be Prince Hal's Human Shield

he minute I heard that Iraqi Militia had targeted Prince Hal in Iraq I decided that I would travel to that British colony and serve as a human shield for our boy royal! As a candidate for my newly invented position of PrezMinister most of my focus has been on reuniting the English colonizers with the American colonists. Now I realize that my focus was much to narrow. Why should I not seek the reun...
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Funny story: Heat Trail Bulls 3-0; Riley To Have Hip Replacement Surgery

Heat Trail Bulls 3-0; Riley To Have Hip Replacement Surgery

MIAMI, FL, USA - The defending NBA champion Miami Heat lost their third consecutive playoff game to the the Chicago Bulls Friday night, losing by a score of 104-96. Chicago guard Ben Gordon led the Bulls with 27 points, while forward Luol Deng added...
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Funny story: A-Rod's Surge Puts Yanks in the Cellar!

A-Rod's Surge Puts Yanks in the Cellar!

Sports analysts across the country are in agreement that Alex Rodriguez has always performed best on losing teams. His best numbers were put up on a cellar-dwelling Texas Ranger Team, once owned by perennial loser President Bush. Now that A-Rod is ab...
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Funny story: In and Out Burgers Is People!

In and Out Burgers Is People!

Christian-owned fast food phenomenon, In and Out Burgers, the fresh meat and real potatoes drive-thru restaurant has been sweeping the west and lately the southwest of the United States. A recent In and Out Opening in Tucson has has round the clock l...
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Funny story: Boy Gore Invented Space Capsule!

Boy Gore Invented Space Capsule!

A long lost family photo of young Al Gore's early forays into the field of space exploration have been uncovered in a family photo archive.
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Funny story: Hillary announces new plan for Law Enforcement

Hillary announces new plan for Law Enforcement

In New York today, Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton proposed her new police force to be created if she wins the upcoming Presidential election.
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Funny story: Blood Diamonds Inspires World-Wide Donation

Blood Diamonds Inspires World-Wide Donation

The film Blood Diamonds has inspired a global movement to donate diamond engagement rings to help the oppressed diamond miners across Africa.
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Funny story: Ghost of Elvis appears on American Idol -- demands duet with Sanjaya

Ghost of Elvis appears on American Idol -- demands duet with Sanjaya

Hollywood, California - Wednesday night millions of American Idol fans tuned in to find Celine Dion singing with a computer enhanced image of Elvis, when they were actually witnessing the ghost of Elvis himself.
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Funny story: Iraqi Militia Unit - "Make My Day" Hunts Harry!

Iraqi Militia Unit - "Make My Day" Hunts Harry!

An Iraqi militia unit code named "Make My Day" has the obsessive goal of capturing Prince Harry!...
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Funny story: Habeas Corpus Body count in Iraq!

Habeas Corpus Body count in Iraq!

US Corpse Census Takers in Iraq have been reporter a reduction of dead since Bush's surge. Bushologist, Ameye Knutts, reports that this sort of thing has happened often in the checkered career of W. He fails and then fails and then fails hard. .
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Funny story: Obama Arrested as Terrorist

Obama Arrested as Terrorist

Barack Hussein Obama was arrested on suspicions of being a terrorist at Washington DC's Dulles airport.
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Funny story: Al Gore requests Anna Nichole Smiths' remains be exhumed

Al Gore requests Anna Nichole Smiths' remains be exhumed

Following up on his Documentary film, Former Vice President Al Gore says he "Is concerned with the environment, and wishes for Anna Nichole Smiths' remains to be exhumed, due to a possible ecological impact on the surrounding soil."
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Funny story: Bill Gates to Take On Microsoft

Bill Gates to Take On Microsoft

Bill Gates announced he is coming out of retirement to head up the new start-up called "Macrosoft" in his bid to compete with the software giant Microsoft, the company he founded.
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Funny story: Brown Nose & Puckered Lips in a Bush Award Winner Announced

Brown Nose & Puckered Lips in a Bush Award Winner Announced

This weekend the "Brown Nose & Puckered Lips in a Bush Award" was given to Australian Prime Minister John Howard.
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Funny story: Hugh Grant Strikes Again!

Hugh Grant Strikes Again!

Hugh Grant's reign of terror continued today when he assaulted a meter maid with a pan of hot blueberry muffins. The victim, an unidentified male, suffered first degree burns on his forearm. This follows Grant's "baked beans" atta...
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Funny story: Sanjaya Accepts Job Offer To Raise Money To Get Mom Out of Jail

Sanjaya Accepts Job Offer To Raise Money To Get Mom Out of Jail

Sanjaya Malakar, faced with mounting legal bills for his mother and sister, has accepted a job offer from The Helen of Troy corporation. Sanjaya will begin modelling wigs for the company beginning immediately.
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Funny story: Curt Schilling Silences Doubters of Bloody Sock

Curt Schilling Silences Doubters of Bloody Sock

In 2004, Curt Schilling pitched the Boston Red Sox to a World Series victory. He did this with damage to his right foot that caused his socks to fill up with blood. Doubters (read as "Yankee Fans") now believe that the sock was faked to m...
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Funny story: Tyra Banks Grabs Rosie O'Donnell on Breast

Tyra Banks Grabs Rosie O'Donnell on Breast

During an interview on The View, model and actress Tyra Banks reached across and grabbed Rosie O'Donnell on the breasts. Rosie reacted by jumping back in surprise. "Whoa," she yelled, "what kind of girl do you think I am? You just don't reach out...
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Funny story: John Edwards and the $400 Haircut

John Edwards and the $400 Haircut

John Edwards fought against the $1200 toilet seats and $285 dollar hammers. The Senator was vigilant in searching through bills in Congress to block extravagent spending and purchases. He rallied against governmental trips to Nassau or Maui for dep...
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