Funny story: Women No Longer Needed - Solutions being Discussed at UN

Women No Longer Needed - Solutions being Discussed at UN

In the age of technology and the "Modern Man" which now surrounds us, and which boasts triumphs it is claimed by top scientists that women are no longer needed!...
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Funny story: Ronald McDonald drops a whopper as condom found in Happy Meal

Ronald McDonald drops a whopper as condom found in Happy Meal

Wellington, New Zealand - (Ass Mess): In an innovative marketing twist today the Wellington branch of fast food retailer McDonalds added an unexpected little treasure to the Happy Meal bag of seven year old Maria Whitaker's take-out meal: a condo...
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Funny story: Richard Gere, could get banged up in Bombay!

Richard Gere, could get banged up in Bombay!

An Indian court has issued an arrest warrant for Hollywood actor Richard Gere after he kissed Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty at an anti aids demo.
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Funny story: Kate & Wills Spilt : Royals happy as setting up another car crash was to much like hard work last time

Kate & Wills Spilt : Royals happy as setting up another car crash was to much like hard work last time

After the shock split of the couple "made" for each other the royals could breath a sigh of relief.
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Funny story: TV satellites gone wrong

TV satellites gone wrong

Today a massive laser beam with toxic TV rays destroyed an area of sea the size of California, and Sky television is being blamed.
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Funny story: Philosopher Snaps His Towel at Gym Discovery

Philosopher Snaps His Towel at Gym Discovery

A philosopher at Rodin University is pioneering a new thought in maxims. Until now the research of old maxims using new methods has been severely lacking and the time has come for a change.
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell To Have Donald Trump's Baby

Rosie O'Donnell To Have Donald Trump's Baby

(New York, New York) -- Opposites really do attract. Billionaire developer, media star, and serial monogamist Donald Trump, has announced that comedian turned talk show host and "infant terrible" Rosie O'Donnell will carry his child.
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Funny story: Condi to Release record

Condi to Release record

Empowered Black Woman Condi Rice is to get down with her neighborhood by releasing a rap record, the move comes as she announces that she plans to run for 2008 Presidential elections!...
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Funny story: Betty Ford Center Opens New Sanjaya Wing

Betty Ford Center Opens New Sanjaya Wing

A spokesperson for the Betty Ford Center has announced the opening of the new Sanjaya wing, devoted to young people of questionable, still-burgeoning talent who are catapulted into a position of wealth and fame without cultivating the coping skills r...
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Funny story: Beanz Meanz Finez

Beanz Meanz Finez

London - (Ass Mess): In a classic Naomi Campbell moment of unsurpassing cretinous idiocy droopy-faced and be-botoxed Brit movie actor Hugh Grant took out his anger on a pap yesterday by throwing the nearest heavy projectile to hand, a 50p can of McT...
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Funny story: Prince Harry threatens to leave Army

Prince Harry threatens to leave Army

Third in line to the British Throne, Prince Harry, said today that if he isn't allowed to go to Iraq, he will "drag my sorry ass out of the Army". Harry, 23, dragged his sorry ass into the Army in 2005,...
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Funny story: Curse of Imus,Act III, Scene II

Curse of Imus,Act III, Scene II

Bristol, Rhose Island - (Ass mess): The curse of Don Imus is spreading fast as two more radio shock jocks were fired today for repeating his inimicable racist diatribe about 'nappy-headed hos'.
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie to Adopt Prince Harry

Angelina Jolie to Adopt Prince Harry

London - Actress/sex kitten Angelina Jolie announced today that she would be seeking to adopt Prince Harry.
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Funny story: Gere in hiding as Indian arrest warrant issued for Kama Sutra acts of obscenity

Gere in hiding as Indian arrest warrant issued for Kama Sutra acts of obscenity

California - (Ass Mess): Greying Pretty Woman movie star Richard Gere was back home hiding behind the sofa at his Beverley Hills mansion today as Rajasthani prosecutors issued an arrest warrant naming him as as the perpetrator of 'an obscene act&...
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Funny story: Jolie Nearly Adopts Jennifer Aniston

Jolie Nearly Adopts Jennifer Aniston

Actress Jennifer Aniston has revealed that she was nearly adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt prior to them adopting their fifth child, Pax Thien, while in Vietnam.
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Funny story: Bush Speech

Bush Speech

You are the one. (Lightning)...
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Funny story: Potter Book Lost

Potter Book Lost

The manuscript for the final Harry Potter book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," has been lost according to information given at a press event at the Ritz Hotel in London.
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Funny story: Gore Says He Invented the Warp Drive

Gore Says He Invented the Warp Drive

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - NASA - Today, when NASA engineers announced that they had developed the warp drive. The long researched and awaited discovery was announced to be a boost to space travel and would allow astronauts to travel great distances in...
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Funny story: China creates first ever "Women's Town"

China creates first ever "Women's Town"

BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese tourism authorities are seeking investment to build a novel concept attraction -- the world's first "women's town", where men get punished for disobedience, an official said on Thursday.
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Funny story: Bush Has Intern of His Own

Bush Has Intern of His Own

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - While President Bush was concentrating on the testimonies in the Senate inquiries, Democrats went to the president's bedroom and found that President Bush has an intern of his own.
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Funny story: NASA Selects Cyberbock Industries for Next Generation Spacesuit

NASA Selects Cyberbock Industries for Next Generation Spacesuit

DAYTON, OH, Apr. 27 -- The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has selected Cyberbock Industries to be one of three competing prime contractors for the development of a new generation of spacesuits, to be used in future manned explor...
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Funny story: Introduction of New Writer: Doppelbock

Introduction of New Writer: Doppelbock

In order to understand Doppelbock, you must first understand the history of his family -- the Bock family.
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Funny story: Hillary Teaches Kids to Sue Parents

Hillary Teaches Kids to Sue Parents

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Today, Hillary Clinton took time out from her election campaign and stopped at a grade school to instruct children on how to sue their parents.
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Funny story: Jessica Alba Tops Sex Poll Despite No Nude Pics

Jessica Alba Tops Sex Poll Despite No Nude Pics

Jessica Alba today topped the fhm sexist woman poll despite never having been seen nude in her entire life by anyone."I like to buck the trend" said Jessica today "but I dont like to be seen buck naked."...
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Funny story: Champions League Final Venue To Be Switched - Possibly

Champions League Final Venue To Be Switched - Possibly

UEFA, the governing body of European football, has hinted that they are reconsidering the venue for this year's Champion's League final.
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Funny story: Can Spinal Tap save Al Gore's ass?

Can Spinal Tap save Al Gore's ass?

New York - (Rotters): Legendary 80s spoof band Spinal Tap are set to reinvigorate Al Gore's flagging determination to get as much attention as possible by reinventing himself as a global eco warrior whose date with destiny lies in the 2008 White...
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Funny story: Alan Ball/Boris Yeltsin Funerals Mix-up

Alan Ball/Boris Yeltsin Funerals Mix-up

There was confusion today on both sides of the Iron Curtain over the funerals of ex-Russian President Boris Yeltsin, and former England World Cup winner Alan Ball, who is dead.
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Funny story: NASA set to dump Hawking into Bermuda Triangle area of Atlantic Ocean

NASA set to dump Hawking into Bermuda Triangle area of Atlantic Ocean

Kennedy Space Center, Florida - (Rotters): NASA is ready to dump plagiarising wannabe Albert Einstein the Second pseudo-scientist Stephen Hawking into the Atlantic Ocean during an apparently routine space weightlessness flight exercise today aboard a...
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Funny story: Choir boys in abuse cover up

Choir boys in abuse cover up

Former choirmaster Peter Halliday is due to be sentence today for molesting boys during the 80's. One of his former victims said "When your first sexual experience is a 40-year-old man forcing himself on you it's pretty horrific" An ordeal Billy P...
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Funny story: Please can Hugh not feed the Paps

Please can Hugh not feed the Paps

Following the recent furore surrounding Hugh Grant's alleged assault on a paparazzi, police authorities have asked members of the public not to feed any paps they may come across in the street.
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Funny story: Hugh Grant Has Bean Nicked

Hugh Grant Has Bean Nicked

News just in today that average actor and man who constantly says gosh when suprised, Hugh Grant has been arrested for throwing baked beans.
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Funny story: The War is over, no one left alive in Iraq! Prince Harry relieved

The War is over, no one left alive in Iraq! Prince Harry relieved

The White House and Downing Street released together a joint press…er…release simultaneously late last night at the same time to say that the war in Iraq is now officially over as most Iraqis are now dead or fled the country.
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Funny story: Psychiatrist Says Bush V Bush Shows Split Personality

Psychiatrist Says Bush V Bush Shows Split Personality

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - White House Psychiatrist, Peter Bourne, examined the video, Bush V Bush on YouTube and determined that he has dissociative identity disorder, formerly known as multiple personality disorder.
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Funny story: Jessica's No Hero

Jessica's No Hero

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - Ex-private Jessica Lynch admitted during testimony, "I'm no hero. I'm just a nappy headed ho."...
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Funny story: Snoop Dogg bans Australia!

Snoop Dogg bans Australia!

World famous rapper, Snoop Dogg has taken the unprecedented step of banning Australia from the world of rap.
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Funny story: Brown and Cameron Bid for Sympathy

Brown and Cameron Bid for Sympathy

Genealogists discovered that Gordon Brown, Chancellor of the Exchequera, clergyman's son, molested by a priest, and David Cameron, a stockbroker's son, both had great-grand parents who were Scottish farmers. They also share the same tailor, a...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown to Become English

Gordon Brown to Become English

In what some would say is a desperate attempt to boost plummeting poll figures and approval ratings across the board, a frankly shell shocked spokesman representing a new grouping of Brownite Labour MP's has announced that The Chancellor and Prim...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown Extorts the SNP for Oil

Gordon Brown Extorts the SNP for Oil

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Yesterday, Gordon Brown extorted the Scottish National Party, or SNP, for oil. He warned the SNP that if they took rights over their own oil, their £30 billion that Scotland receives every year from the Treasury.
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com wins contract to be International News Agency!

TheSpoof.com wins contract to be International News Agency!

In a shock announcement this morning, all the other international news agencies have been deemed "inadequate" "outdated" and "not up to the job", Henceforth, all news pertaining to international issues w...
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Funny story: Phil Spector "Russian Roulette" Claim

Phil Spector "Russian Roulette" Claim

Prosecutors at the murder trial of mentalist nutcase music producer Phil Spector have claimed that he "was always beating up women".
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Funny story: Harry To Do Sod All in Iraq

Harry To Do Sod All in Iraq

Prince Harry's role in Iraq is under review today. It has been reveal by Army chiefs that the Harry will not be allowed to go to the front line as it is too dangerous.
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Funny story: An Apology

An Apology

In an article posted earlier here on The Spoof, concerning the announcement of Rosie O'Donnell's new reality show, "America's Biggest Mouth", this writer utilized a picture of a pig with a caption indicating that it was Miss O'Donnell making the announcement at a news conference.
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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney Dumped Out Of 'Dancing With The Stars'

Heather Mills McCartney Dumped Out Of 'Dancing With The Stars'

Heather Mills McCartney, the estranged wife of murdered ex-Soviet spy Alexander Litvinenko, has been banished from Dancing With The Stars, the US version of the BBC show, Stiffly Come Dancing.
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Funny story: I Am Not A Plastic Bag Says Paris Hilton

I Am Not A Plastic Bag Says Paris Hilton

Typically blank-eyed heiress Paris Hilton was visibly upset today during a press interview in which she critisized top designer Anya Hindmarsh over her "insulting" designer bag for Sainsbury's Supermarkets.
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Funny story: Karl Rove To Be Indicted

Karl Rove To Be Indicted

(Executive Branch) -- Karl Rove, Political Consellor to President George W Bush and often referred to over the years as Bush's Brain (Bush's Liver, Herb Peterson, took early retirement with medical leave), has been served another subpoena, a...
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Funny story: Satan & Cheney in 2008: A Father & Son Ticket

Satan & Cheney in 2008: A Father & Son Ticket

(The 8th Ring of Hades) -- The Prince of Darkness (I-Darkness) and Richard B A Dick Cheney (R-Wyoming) have announced they will mount a campaign for the presidency of the United States. It is believed to be the first Father & Son Ticket although Joh...
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Funny story: Laura Bush Suffering

Laura Bush Suffering

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Laura Bush said on national TV, "...believe me, no one suffers more than their president and... and uh I do."...
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Funny story: Obama criticizes Bush's microchip implant

Obama criticizes Bush's microchip implant

Earlier today Democratic candidate Barack Obama, held an interview with members of the Democratic party at a secrete location in BFE Washington with support from the Hollywood Liberal Association (a well known celebrity organization) to discuss Bush&...
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Funny story: Bush Comments on the Genocide in Darfur

Bush Comments on the Genocide in Darfur

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington D.C. - Upon hearing about the genocide in Darfur, President Bush made a televised speech to the people in Darfur.
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Funny story: Billionaires Start $60 Million Dollar Education Effort

Billionaires Start $60 Million Dollar Education Effort

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Eli Broad and Bill Gates, the two most important philanthropists in American public education, pumped more than $2 billion into improving schools, Now, however, dissatisfied with the pace of American education, they are joining...
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Funny story: Apple Introduces "i-Shred" Combo Printer-Shredder

Apple Introduces "i-Shred" Combo Printer-Shredder

Cupertino, CA (USA) - Apple Computer shocked the computer industry today by introducing the i-Shred combination printer-shredder, a sleek unit that creates and destroys corporate documents without any operator intervention. This revolutionary office...
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Funny story: Bigger than Jesus, says God

Bigger than Jesus, says God

God, our father, made a sensational claim today that he is bigger than Jesus, our saviour.
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