Funny story: Dead Monkey Designer Bags Sold at Sainsbury's

Dead Monkey Designer Bags Sold at Sainsbury's

An astounding two million bags were sold at Sainsbury's supermarkets in just one hour.
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Funny story: Bush Sends CIA Asassins to Jamaica

Bush Sends CIA Asassins to Jamaica

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Jamaica - Today, when someone was reading President George W. Bush the news, he came across a headline that said, "Marley's Ghost to Welcome Fans for Cricket World Cup" He immediately ordered the CIA to "re-...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Announces New Reality Show - Teaming with Trump and Sharpton

Rosie O'Donnell Announces New Reality Show - Teaming with Trump and Sharpton

New York - Only hours after announcing that she would be leaving the ABC daytime show, The View, popular talk show host and comedienne, Rosie O'Donnell announced that she would be teaming with controversial businessman Donald Trump, and civil rig...
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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

J.K. Rowling's laptop has been intercepted by a TheSpoof.com source with details on the final installment of the Harry Potter Stories the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
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Funny story: Bush and Cheney Chide Democrats

Bush and Cheney Chide Democrats

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, President Bush had a Texas style showdown with House and Senate Democrats.
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Funny story: "Wiggles" Horror! Dorothy Eats Anthony at Concert!

"Wiggles" Horror! Dorothy Eats Anthony at Concert!

(Sydney, Australia) Shock waves were sent all throughout Australia last night when tragedy struck a popular children's band. "The Wiggles", an Australian band for pre-schoolers, were performing at a concert in Melbourne when one of the...
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Funny story: Sunday school teacher grandmas arrested in Rome satanic child molestor ring

Sunday school teacher grandmas arrested in Rome satanic child molestor ring

Rome -(Ass Mess): Mamma Mia! The Rome Carabineri were busy last weekend smashing yet another satanic child molestor ring consisting of...er, three middle aged women teachers - two of whom are elderly grandmothers who teach at a Sunday school - a woma...
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Funny story: Lee Kuan Yew's speech to party members on Singapore's Ministers Pay Increase

Lee Kuan Yew's speech to party members on Singapore's Ministers Pay Increase

Lee Kuan Yew, the Minister holding the post of Minister Mentor in the Singapore government, with his son holding the post of Prime Minister, recently had their salaries increased from over two million Singapore Dollars (US$1.5 million), to more than...
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Funny story: OSHA Now Run By George W. Bush

OSHA Now Run By George W. Bush

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - The Occupational Safety and Health Administration, or OSHA, has been taken over by President George W. Bush.
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Funny story: Bitch Smacked Up By Gunner Queen

Bitch Smacked Up By Gunner Queen

It is a well known fact that Prince William is an Aston Villa supporter, Charles Prefers netball to Football and Harry likes the odd game of Ker-plunk but did anybody know that her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is a Gunner apparently taking after Queen...
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Funny story: Crazy Cal Gets Stuck in Microwave

Crazy Cal Gets Stuck in Microwave

CCN - Smallville - After returning from The Fortress of Solitude where his Superhero Texan Friend is recovering from the Holy War at TheSpoof.com, Cal-el's wife, Black Canary, thinking he had been out carousing, threw him in the microwave and set...
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Funny story: Police Find Bag In Thames Valley Town

Police Find Bag In Thames Valley Town

Police in Reading Berkshire have found a bag in a trendy shopping centre and have announced that they are completely baffled by the find.
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Funny story: Shock as Latest Di Coroner Quits

Shock as Latest Di Coroner Quits

The decision by Lady Butler-Sloss to quit as the Coroner for the Inquest into the death of Diana, Princess of Wales and her boyfriend Dodi Al Fayed has caused shock in legal circles.
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Funny story: Bush Chooses New War Czar

Bush Chooses New War Czar

After weeks of searching for a so-called 'War Czar' that would oversee the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the Bush Administration has found their man.
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Funny story: Giuliani Outlines Top 10 Tragedies if Dems Win

Giuliani Outlines Top 10 Tragedies if Dems Win

(New York) Rudy Giuliani's Presidential campaign released today what they're calling a top ten list of bad things that will happen if a democrat wins the next Presidential election. Democrats are calling the list a scare tactic, but haven't denied any of the claims.
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Funny story: Captain America is a burrito-stuffed groper

Captain America is a burrito-stuffed groper

Melbourne, Florida - (Ass Mess): It's the old battle of the sexes rearing its ugly once again as a New Jersey physician found out last weekend after advice from colleagues in how to succeed with the opposite sex went horribly awry.
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Funny story: Dannielle Lloyd Steps Out with Black Boyf

Dannielle Lloyd Steps Out with Black Boyf

Liver-slag Danielle Lloyd today stepped out with her new beau, conspicuously black football player Marcus Bent of Charlton Athletic.
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Funny story: Britney wants Willy

Britney wants Willy

Britney Spears has been shooting her mouth off saying that she wants Willy.
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Funny story: Bush Tells the People of Darfur to Go Shopping

Bush Tells the People of Darfur to Go Shopping

In the wake of a gross humanitarian catastrophe, President Bush told the people of Darfur that the best way to resolve their situation is to go shopping.
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Funny story: Monica Lewinski Drafted for 2008 Presidential Election

Monica Lewinski Drafted for 2008 Presidential Election

According to an undisclosed source, the Republican National Committee has offered Monica Lewinski a seven-figure deal to appear in negative attack ads that will target Hillary Clinton in the 2008 presidential election.
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Funny story: Cattle Believed To Contribute To Greenhouse Effect

Cattle Believed To Contribute To Greenhouse Effect

Agricultural scientists and dairy farmers today made a joint statement saying that cows are the major polluters of the atmosphere and that they should all be fitted with catalytic converters before global warming gets out of control.
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Funny story: Vodka producers mourn the passing of Boris Yeltsin

Vodka producers mourn the passing of Boris Yeltsin

Moscow - It has been revealed today that the nation's vodka producers face mass lay-offs and possibly bankruptcy due to the unfortunate passing of former Russian President Boris Yeltsin on Monday.
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Funny story: Alien Invasion Of Europe Set For 2008

Alien Invasion Of Europe Set For 2008

It has been exclusively revealed today that some clever scientists have been contacted by the CIA and MI5 and been told to expect an alien invasion in 2008.
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Funny story: Iranian involvement in Australian Marie Celeste yacht still top theory

Iranian involvement in Australian Marie Celeste yacht still top theory

Brisbane, Australia - (Rioters): The finger of suspicion is increasingly pointed at pesky fundamentalist Iranian kidnappers following the disappearance of all three crew members from the yacht Kaz II which was found empty and drifting off the Great B...
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Funny story: Rolf to Paint Queen Nude

Rolf to Paint Queen Nude

Rolf Harris was today announced as the artist who will paint the nude portrait of HRH Queen Elizabeth.
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Funny story: Blair Rejects Leeks

Blair Rejects Leeks

Tony Blair today refused to accept leeks as part of the five a day.
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Funny story: The Spoof Writers Win Award

The Spoof Writers Win Award

Writers on The Spoof Website have been nominated for the Pulitzer prize, it was announced today.
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Funny story: Judge affirms post offices are God Squad-free zones

Judge affirms post offices are God Squad-free zones

Hartford, Conn - (Ass Mss): Religious pamphlets, books, stickers, publications and other superstitious God-squad propaganda have no place in "post offices run by churches and other private contractors" after US District Judge Dominic J. Squ...
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Funny story: Butler Sloshed dumped in Diana inquest fiasco Act III, Part VI

Butler Sloshed dumped in Diana inquest fiasco Act III, Part VI

London - (Ass Mess): Acting Coroner Baroness Elizabeth Butler Sloshed has been dumped from conducting the October inquest into the death of Diana, ex-wife of the Pretender to the Throne after admitting she was too old and doddery to be up to the job...
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Funny story: Stevie Wonder Misplaces Sunglasses, Regains Sight

Stevie Wonder Misplaces Sunglasses, Regains Sight

Stevie Wonder, the aging, blind, black pianist, had his prayers answered yesterday morning, when he rose from his slumbers to discover that HE COULD SEE AGAIN! Mr Wonder, now 91, woke around 6am to find he had misplaced his huge black sunglasses.
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Funny story: Mills is booted off US dance show, leg stays to go into next round.

Mills is booted off US dance show, leg stays to go into next round.

Heather Mills is a bit miffed to say the least; the poor monoped has been having a tough time of things of late despite her trying to ingratiate herself to the general public by entering arse kicking contests and dancing competitions.
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Funny story: Mellon in the dock on spying and hacking charges

Mellon in the dock on spying and hacking charges

SouthFork Crown Court, London - (Ass Mess): Perma-tanned wannabe banking heir Matthew Mellon and four pals are in the dock today charged with paying corrupt ex-cops to spy on his ex-wife Tamara by hacking into her electronic mail for blackmail purpos...
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Funny story: New Planet Discovered Hovering Near Solar System

New Planet Discovered Hovering Near Solar System

A new planet that could rival Earth, has been discovered near the edge of the solar system. The new planet is said to be quite good and looks a lot better than our own dying world.
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Funny story: Thousands of animal rights activists to benefit as Mills booted off show

Thousands of animal rights activists to benefit as Mills booted off show

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Thousands of animal rights activists will benefit from the whopping big performance fee paid to peroxide monoped Dancing with the Star Whores contestant Heather Mills who was booted off the show last night after six gruellin...
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Funny story: PM was warned about cottaging on Hampstead Heath

PM was warned about cottaging on Hampstead Heath

London - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair was warned by police about cottaging in North London's prestigeous multi-millionaire Hampstead Heath area before he became party leader in 1994 according to transcripts of newly dicovered Robert Ma...
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Funny story: Russia Buries Yeltsin

Russia Buries Yeltsin

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Russia will bury President Boris Yeltsin today. Many past and present officials will attend the funeral. From Britian former prime minister John Major will be at the funeral in a personal capacity while Prince Andrew will als...
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Funny story: Jade Goody "I saw everything ya Honour"

Jade Goody "I saw everything ya Honour"

The television star and serial racist Jade Goody was again in the spotlight today when she was appearing in court to present her account of an attack that took place in February this year at top London nightclub "The National Fr...
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Funny story: No Woman, No Cry!

No Woman, No Cry!

Leading technology experts believe that within the next 5 years men will no longer need women.
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Funny story: Liquorice Allsorts to be banned!

Liquorice Allsorts to be banned!

The nations favorite sweets Liquorice Allsorts are set to be controversially banned under new rulings.
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Funny story: John Titor Goes to Hogwarts with a Warning

John Titor Goes to Hogwarts with a Warning

John Titor from the year 2036 has return to the year 1991 in June to warn Albus Dumbledore that the Dark Lord will return fully powerful in four years from now. John showed Albus a 2007 satellite picture of Hogwarts completely flattened. Albus looked at the picture and sure enough, there was the black lake and the distinct towers, except the trees were all missing. Albus looked up to John and said...
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Funny story: Sex, Alcohol and Paid Time Off For Smokers Says Tony Blair

Sex, Alcohol and Paid Time Off For Smokers Says Tony Blair

In a sudden U-turn the Government is attempting to boost smoking in the UK by offering free time off work while you try to quit. The Minister for Health expects the new incentive to encourage at least 100 million new smokers within the next 12 months...
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Funny story: Aliens Demand Full Social Security Benefits!

Aliens Demand Full Social Security Benefits!

Illegal aliens descended upon the nation's capital in mass yesterday. The unwelcome visitors sought to lobby the United States Senate to release a bill from markup committee guaranteeing all resident aliens of the United States full social secur...
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Funny story: Orient Express? That'll Do Nicely.....

Orient Express? That'll Do Nicely.....

Great North Eastern Railways PLC have unveiled the latest addition to their services - 'The Scunthorpe To Vladivostok Orient Express'.
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Funny story: Earth-like Planet Thought to Be Discovered

Earth-like Planet Thought to Be Discovered

CCN - Space - Today, Scientists, using the Hubble Telescope, thought that they had discovered an Earth-like planet only 50 light years away. They immediately started doing calculation on how long it would take a flight to get from Earth to the new p...
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Funny story: ASKFRFRED About Limbo...

ASKFRFRED About Limbo...

Dear Fr Fred, If there is no limbo,where did Bob Marley go when he died? President of The Hemp Enthusiasts at Duke De...
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Funny story: George Bush Prepares to Go to India

George Bush Prepares to Go to India

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, George W. Bush said that he would go to India to have peace talks with the Dalai Lama.
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Funny story: Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 19

Buster and the Baby Angel, Chapter 19

Just when the original question of origin seemed like it would roll around the talented orifice of Ms Marlenya ad infinitum, the creature began to speak in a voice as soft as her floral petals but in a choral sound like fifty flowers speaking at once:...
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Funny story: Bush War Plan Revealed: Hang On Til Election, Let Democrats Lose

Bush War Plan Revealed: Hang On Til Election, Let Democrats Lose

(Planet Washington) -- A White House intern in the Bush White House has blown a whopper bigger than that made infamous by Monica Lewinsky, intern of Clinton era fame. Sweet Polly Purebread has revealed to several reporters at a downtown DC watering...
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Funny story: Million Dollar Panel Discovers: "Generals Should Not Decide GI's Disability, Doctors Should!"

Million Dollar Panel Discovers: "Generals Should Not Decide GI's Disability, Doctors Should!"

In a ground-breaking finding by a million dollar study group, it has been reported that military commanders short on troops have been known to send disabled soldiers back into battle.
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Funny story: Muslim Iran Imports Catholic Nuns to Enforce Dress Code

Muslim Iran Imports Catholic Nuns to Enforce Dress Code

Forget the Moolahs and the Ayatollahs, Sister Mary Manicheanist is on her way to Tehran. Iranian "puritans" are struggling with the new generation's liberal style of dress. "Everything we try has failed!", despaired Ayatollah...
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Funny story: John McCain Goes Manchurian on Daily Show

John McCain Goes Manchurian on Daily Show

(TV Land) -- This evening's airing of the Daily Show with Jon Stewart on Comedy Central Network, the nation's top rated news network, revealed a frustrated, rambling, drooling, incoherent John McCain who revealed himself to be THE MANCHURIAN...
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Funny story: Wall-Happy Americans Relent in Iraq!

Wall-Happy Americans Relent in Iraq!

Walls Galore is how the World Press has been describing US foreign and domestic policy since the demise of the Berliner. Made of jelly doughnut or cruller, the Berlin Wall fell to the applause of the free world. Down or not it has cast its ominous sh...
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Funny story: Mushroom Cloud? I said Mushroom Soup!

Mushroom Cloud? I said Mushroom Soup!

(Foggy Bottom, Planet Washington) -- Secretary of State Condoleeza "Wild" Rice, workout partner number one, was overheard at the recent White House Correspondents' dinner featuring the late Rich Little (R-Embalmed): "....my favori...
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Funny story: War Heroes Tell Congress: We Were Ordered To Lie

War Heroes Tell Congress: We Were Ordered To Lie

(Planet Washington) -- In sworn testimony before a House Committee today, a US Army Ranger testified that he was ordered to lie about the circumstances of a fellow soldier's death. Another soldier who was publicized by the Army as a female Rambo...
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Funny story: Bush 9/11 Team Sets Fire to Batman Set

Bush 9/11 Team Sets Fire to Batman Set

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Chicago - Today, the set of the new Batman movie went up in flames. It was suggested that the fire started in the ventilation system of the building, and was set by the same people who rigged the explosives in New York's 9...
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