Funny story: Put a Tamil Tiger in your tank

Put a Tamil Tiger in your tank

London - (Rotters): Sri Lankan rebel Tamil Tigers are being blamed for a bank card cloning scam targetting motorists across the UK.
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Funny story: Harry Potter star Radcliffe dumped as Equus show bombs

Harry Potter star Radcliffe dumped as Equus show bombs

London - (Ass Mess): The West End stage show Equus is closing early in June and leading actor Daniel Radcliffe has been dumped after audiences said that the sex scenes were faked.
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Funny story: New Twist in Anna Nicole Smith Paternity Row

New Twist in Anna Nicole Smith Paternity Row

A huge twist was announced today in the Anna Nicole Smith paternity saga when it emerged earlier results were actually false.
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Funny story: Jobless Doctors to be Shipped Overseas

Jobless Doctors to be Shipped Overseas

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - In an effort to improve labor statistics in the U.K, Tony Blair is having all jobless doctors to be shipped overseas.
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Funny story: Wolfowitz a top suspect as wolfbane poison found in Woolmer's windpipe

Wolfowitz a top suspect as wolfbane poison found in Woolmer's windpipe

Kingston, Jamaica - (Ass Mess): World Bank CEO Paul Wolfowitz has emerged as the prime suspect in the murder enquiry into Pakistani cricket coach Bob Woolmer's death.
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Funny story: Sir Elton John Picked to Perform at Blair/Bush Wedding

Sir Elton John Picked to Perform at Blair/Bush Wedding

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - Today, Sir Elton John was picked to play at the Blair/Bush wedding. Sir Elton was astonished, thinking that Bush didn't like gays.
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Funny story: Arnold Chosen as Bush's Best Man

Arnold Chosen as Bush's Best Man

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - California - Arnold Schwarzenegger received the news that George Bush has selected him to be best man at the Bush/Blair wedding.
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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...
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Funny story: Sex in Space - Astro-Tourist Returns After Zero-G Shagging!

Sex in Space - Astro-Tourist Returns After Zero-G Shagging!

Billionaire space tourist Chuck Simon and two crew from the Pan-International Space Station (PISS) have safely returned to Earth.
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Funny story: Dr Sanjay Gupta Finds Answer to Fountain of Youth

Dr Sanjay Gupta Finds Answer to Fountain of Youth

The CNN Chief Medical correspondent has a apparently found the fountain of youth. In his waste of time documentary, Gupta found a way to prevent ageing. This explains the longevity of certain CNN journalists who seem to defy death and age: Larry King...
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Funny story: Keane is secret ballet dancer

Keane is secret ballet dancer

There was shock today at the stadium of light in Sunderland after it emerged that manager Roy Keane was found in tights dancing to four seasons.
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Funny story: Bush Chooses Schwarzenegger as Best Man

Bush Chooses Schwarzenegger as Best Man

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, Bush announced that he has chosen Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger over Vice President Dick Cheney to be best man at his much publicized pending wedding to Tony Blair.
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Funny story: Laura Bush Wishes George and Tony Her Best

Laura Bush Wishes George and Tony Her Best

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today Laura Bush gave George and Tony Blair her blessings to marry.
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Funny story: Bush Tells Twins to Sow Wild Oats Before Roe is Overturned

Bush Tells Twins to Sow Wild Oats Before Roe is Overturned

Since the Supreme Court's ruling to uphold the Federal Abortion Ban, President Bush told his daughters in a heart-to-heart conference call that now is the time to have unprotected sex.
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Funny story: NRA woos 1944 Miss America Venus Ramey

NRA woos 1944 Miss America Venus Ramey

Waynesburg, Kentucky - (Ass Mess): The National Riflemen's Association is seeking to recruit 82 year old Venus Ramey -who won the 1944 Miss America contest - as the NRA's latest pin-up following her spectacular tackle of suspected thieves at...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown Furious About Blair/Bush Engagement

Gordon Brown Furious About Blair/Bush Engagement

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - "I can't believe that Tony dumped me for that idiot" shouted Gordon Brown upon hearing the news of the Blair/Bush engagement. "George Bush wouldn't be so tough without his Secret Service. Give...
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Funny story: Wolfowitz Lovers Go "Round The World" at Bank

Wolfowitz Lovers Go "Round The World" at Bank

(Duty Free, Dulles Int'l Airport) -- World Bank President & PimpDaddy Paul "The Wolf" Wolfowitz has routinely put lovers, girlfriends, and one night stands on the payroll of The World Bank.
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Funny story: Arrests after Brawl at Garden party

Arrests after Brawl at Garden party

Police today confirmed they made nine arrests after a near riot at the royal garden party at Buckingham Palace.
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Funny story: Space Station sex tourism fears mount amid zero gravity orgasm delight reports

Space Station sex tourism fears mount amid zero gravity orgasm delight reports

Outer Space - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The International Space Sation - ISS - may become just another cheap and tacky sex tourism hot spot following reports that zero gravity orgasms far outshine anything achievable on earth.
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Funny story: Baby Boxing Slags Unrepentant

Baby Boxing Slags Unrepentant

Four boxing promoters from Plymouth have been told to clean up their act or face having their licence revoked.
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Funny story: Michael Jordan Divorce to be Costliest Ever

Michael Jordan Divorce to be Costliest Ever

Michael Jordan's divorce settlement will easily bypass Paul McCartney's as the costliest of all times. In addition to large amounts of money, alimony, child support, homes, cars, clothes, and jewelry, the soon to be ex Mrs. Jordan is seeking...
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Funny story: Alec Baldwin Apologizes to Daughter For Remarks

Alec Baldwin Apologizes to Daughter For Remarks

Alec Baldwin apologized to his daughter yesterday for his telephone message where he referred to her as a pig. He was so distraught by his words and his anger that he felt he had to make it up to the eleven year old.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Latest Rants Caught On Tape

Britney Spears Latest Rants Caught On Tape

Britney Spear's latest rants were caught on tape by reporters from Seventeen Magazine. Following is a transcript of that rant: "Let's talk about Kevin, okay? Kevin, is, I mean, you know, he's kind of, well, you know how he is, right? He's just...
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Funny story: Charles vs Cena set for Raw

Charles vs Cena set for Raw

WWE today confirmed that Champion John Cena will defend his WWE championship against Prince Charles when raw hits the UK on Monday.
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Funny story: Actress Natalie Portman Comes Out of Closet, Admits Bi-Sexuality

Actress Natalie Portman Comes Out of Closet, Admits Bi-Sexuality

Actress Natalie Portman came out of the closet and admitted that there is nothing wrong with making yourself available sexually to the "other half of the population." Though she did not admit openly to having a relationship with another female, sh...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton, Borat audition for A Woman Scorned silent remake

Kate Middleton, Borat audition for A Woman Scorned silent remake

London - (Ass Mess): Ex-royal wannabe Kate Middleton is to audition for the remake of the 1915 American silent short film A Woman Scorned in what has been billed as a £5 million movie contract brokered by connections of Quentin Tarrantino.
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Funny story: Daleks in BBC Shocker

Daleks in BBC Shocker

In a shock statement by the BBC today it was revealed that the actors used inside the shells of the terrifying Daleks in the new Dr Who series are in fact Gummi-bears. A spokesman today commented that the only creatures small enough to fit in the gap...
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Funny story: Oliver Stone to direct Bush/Cheney impeachment ad

Oliver Stone to direct Bush/Cheney impeachment ad

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Triple Oscar winning movie maker Oliver Stone is set to direct an advert for a campaign calling for the impeachment of George W Bush and his eminence grise Dick Cheney.
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Funny story: Exams are Getting Easier due to Massacres

Exams are Getting Easier due to Massacres

A four year report today concluded that exams are in fact getting easier. Today, students with lower IQs can expect to get higher grades in GCSEs, AS levels and A levels than 40 years ago.
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Funny story: Hampstead residents baton down the hatches amid eurotrash christening of Geri's daughter

Hampstead residents baton down the hatches amid eurotrash christening of Geri's daughter

London - (Ass Mess): Residents of the multi-millionaire North London enclave of Hampstead are barricading themselves in their bijou properties this weekend as the dregs of eurotrash z-list celebs descend on the leafy neighborhood for the christening...
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Funny story: Bollywood Stars' Multi Million Dollar Wedding

Bollywood Stars' Multi Million Dollar Wedding

Bollywood heartthrob Abhishek Bachchan and top actress Aishwarya Rai were married yesterday in a ceremony that brought most of Mumbai to a standstill.
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Funny story: New 'Faces' in Indian team

New 'Faces' in Indian team

Mumbai, Apr 20 - Ending weeks of speculation, the Board for Consumption of Cricket in India (BCCI) has announced the team for the upcoming tour of Bangladesh. And for once, promises made at the end of a pathetic performance seem to have been kept.
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Funny story: American Universities Join NRA

American Universities Join NRA

Washington, DC. - In what is being seen as a reaction to recent shooting events across the nation, a consortium of Universities along the East and Western Coasts have joined their South-Central counterparts in joining the National Rifle Association a...
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Funny story: Victoria's Secret Revealed

Victoria's Secret Revealed

(The Mall) -- In an exclusive for TheSpoof.com and in what advertising and marketing executives say has got to be THE worst marketing blunder in modern history, a part time employee of a Victoria's Secret at the Tyson's Corner Mall in Vienna,...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson to Counsel Alec Baldwin, "What Women Want"

Mel Gibson to Counsel Alec Baldwin, "What Women Want"

(Hollyweird) -- Actor, Director, & Recovering Anti-semite Mel Gibson is reportedly meeting in seclusion this weekend with Actor & F.A.G. Father of the Year Alec Baldwin to counsel the star of TV's 30 Rock, Scorcese's The Departed, and daughte...
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Funny story: Bush Debuts at Number 1

Bush Debuts at Number 1

George W Bush today celebrated as his debut single "I'm too sexy" entered the billboard chart at number 1.
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Funny story: DNA Proves Winehouse is Shergar

DNA Proves Winehouse is Shergar

DNA tests today proved that gravel voiced singer Amy Winehouse is in fact missing horse Shergar.
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