Funny story: Too much Iraqi TV violence blamed for Virginia Tech massacre

Too much Iraqi TV violence blamed for Virginia Tech massacre

Blacksburg - (Rioters): President Bush has blamed too much gratuitious TV violence for today's student massacre at Virginia Tech where a lone gunman killed at least 32 students before committing suicide.
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Funny story: BREAKING NEWS - Something happened, somewhere else!

BREAKING NEWS - Something happened, somewhere else!

In a shock news bulletin from a foreign news agency, something happened, somewhere else.
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Funny story: Chicago Cubs to get new Field

Chicago Cubs to get new Field

The Cubs have finalized a new deal, and their plans to get a new field for 2009 are now in place.
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Funny story: President Bush to Appear on "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?"

President Bush to Appear on "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?"

Richard Nixon appeared on Laugh-In and said "sock it to me." Bill Clinton played the saxaphone for Johnny Carson. Now, George W. Bush has filmed an episode of "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?"...
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Funny story: SpongeBob NRA Partnership Ends In Tragic Shooting

SpongeBob NRA Partnership Ends In Tragic Shooting

(Provo--UT) "As Charlton Heston is my witness, I didn't think you could kill a cartoon character." That was the statement of disbelief uttered by NRA Executive Vice President, Wayne LaPierre, when he was informed that SpongeBob SquarePa...
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Funny story: NCAA Gymnastics Finals Set

NCAA Gymnastics Finals Set

The NCAA men set the final teams in place for their gymnastics national championships for both individual and team competitions this week. As no one really cared that much, however, the event was not telecast on any major or minor television network...
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Funny story: Jeff Gordon Wins Texas NASCAR Race, Then Retires

Jeff Gordon Wins Texas NASCAR Race, Then Retires

Jeff Gordon won his second race at the Fort Worth area Texas Motor Speedway, then promptly retired from the sport after receiving his trophy.
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Writer 'Monkey Woods' Still Missing in Dudley

TheSpoof.com Writer 'Monkey Woods' Still Missing in Dudley

Our very own 5 star rated Monkey Woods is still missing in Dudley after being taken by circus folk whilst reporting for TheSpoof.com. It was 3 weeks ago that the TheSpoof.com first lost contact with Monkey and it is assumed that Ringo's Superstar...
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Funny story: Don Imus Gets Job Offer From MC Hammer

Don Imus Gets Job Offer From MC Hammer

Don Imus, the former radio shock jock who was fired for controversial remarks about the Rutgers University women's basketball team, has obtained a new job. The man most recently famous for talking about nappy headed hos will now write lyrics abo...
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Funny story: Protestors torch Gere effigies after Shilpa Shetty snogging fiasco

Protestors torch Gere effigies after Shilpa Shetty snogging fiasco

Mumbai - (Ass Mess): Furious protestors set alight an effigy of Pretty Woman star Richard Gere after he snogged and groped Celebrity Big Racist winner Shilpa Shetty at an Aids awareness rally in New Delhi.
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Funny story: 'Jew'-ropean Union Latest

'Jew'-ropean Union Latest

Following announcements earlier this month that the proposed European Constitution would be rewritten, Jewish groups have been voicing their views for the way forward.
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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith Diaries For Sale On E-Bay

Anna Nicole Smith Diaries For Sale On E-Bay

Two diaries written by Anna Nicole Smith will be auctioned off on E-Bay, with a reserve price set at $25,000 each. Both were listed for sale in a private auction, but none met the minimum price. The auction house felt that it was because all of the...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter named new War Czarette. Vows to bring troops home immediately.

Ann Coulter named new War Czarette. Vows to bring troops home immediately.

Washington, D.C. - The White House announced today that it is naming conservative pundit Ann Coulter to be the nation's first War Czarette. The fiery right-wing commentator and author has accepted the appointment, and responded to questions about...
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Funny story: Richard Geres penis burnt by Indian!

Richard Geres penis burnt by Indian!

Angry crowds in several Indian cities burned effigies of Richard Geres penis, a day after he swept up Celebrity Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty in his arms and kissed her several times during an Aids-awareness event.
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Funny story: The Spoof warned in January "Comet McNaught portends royal disaster"

The Spoof warned in January "Comet McNaught portends royal disaster"

London - (Rioters): Prince William and Kate Middleton's break-up was foretold in January this year as satirical skywatchers advised of the ominous impact that Comet McNaught would have on the royal romance.
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Funny story: Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson Apologize to Duke

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson Apologize to Duke

In a stunning turn of events, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson have apologized to Duke University. In a written statement slipped under the door late night, it read:...
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Funny story: Signs and Portents: Cosmic Red Square entombs Death Star

Signs and Portents: Cosmic Red Square entombs Death Star

Outer Space - (Cosmic Press): The Ministry of Space has confirmed the discovery of the near-perfect Red Square nebula in the Alpha and Omega quadrant at whose heart is a giant white death star named MWC 922.
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Funny story: Tony Blair attempts to get mental health law changed in time for next election.

Tony Blair attempts to get mental health law changed in time for next election.

Ministers face a fight to get mentally ill people through Parliament.
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Funny story: Mothman Found Running a McDonalds

Mothman Found Running a McDonalds

After years of searching, scientific and paranormal researchers finally discovered what happened to the Mothman of Point Pleasant, WV.
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Funny story: Prince William Hammered by Queen, Cocktails.

Prince William Hammered by Queen, Cocktails.

In an absolute shock to the country, and the world, Prince William has gotten drunk.
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Funny story: Bullet proof school ties to go on sale!

Bullet proof school ties to go on sale!

London, England, Rotters news. Due to the recent surge in gun and knife crime in and around schools, a UK firm is set to release a complete wardrobe of body armour, combat gear for use at school. Their first item off the production line is the bul...
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Funny story: British Grand Prix News

British Grand Prix News

There was an exciting two days of Grand Prix racing in Dudley this weekend, with competitors from all over the Black Country challenging for two world titles.
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Funny story: Kate: "It all boils down to orgasm"

Kate: "It all boils down to orgasm"

London - (Unrequited Press): Her friends have always known what everyone else is only now realising: a multi-orgasmic woman has her needs.
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Funny story: Prince William/Kate Middleton - Her Name Was "Too Short" Says Mail On Sunday

Prince William/Kate Middleton - Her Name Was "Too Short" Says Mail On Sunday

"She may have been a looker, but her name wasn't long enough."...
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Funny story: Alien Found in Dick Cheney's Intestines

Alien Found in Dick Cheney's Intestines

Early this morning, Dick Cheney was rushed to the hospital, having severe abdominal pains. Suspecting that he had swallowed another roll of hundred dollar bills, they quickly rushed him into emergency surgery.
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Funny story: Iran hostage sailors comfort William

Iran hostage sailors comfort William

Bovington Barracks - (Ass Mess): Prince William was being comforted in the bosom of the army last night as the barracks' camp commander brought in fourteen of the Iran hostage sailors to cheer him up following his break-up with wannabe somebody K...
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Funny story: Rev. Sharpton and Rev. Jackson Demand Ellen Degeneres' Job

Rev. Sharpton and Rev. Jackson Demand Ellen Degeneres' Job

Rev. Al Sharpton and Rev. Jessee Jackson were outraged at a comment made on air by Ellen Degeneres. They are now demanding that NBC network officials fire her over her racist remarks.
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Funny story: Bush Back On Booze

Bush Back On Booze

US President George Bush has started drinking heavily again. According to sources close to the White House, Mr Bush is knocking back up to three bottles of cheap sherry a day and has been seen in public parks in Washington, shouting at pigeons.
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Funny story: Superheros to Die Soon

Superheros to Die Soon

Work has already begun on the next Spiderman film in which the arachnid hero meets his maker.
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Funny story: William and Middleton Split Over Gingham Dress

William and Middleton Split Over Gingham Dress

Speculation continues into why Prince William and Kate Middleton have ended their Four year relationship. Sources close to the Palace have hinted that it may have been Prince William's insistence that he wears a gingham pinafore dress and sings a...
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Funny story: Cancer link with Catholic faith?

Cancer link with Catholic faith?

Dangerous Dioxin Levels Found in L.A. Communion Wafers...
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Funny story: Religion was our best confidence trick yet admits Council

Religion was our best confidence trick yet admits Council

The United World Council of Religions issued a stunning announcement late last night. There had been rumours for some time that something newsworthy was about to be released but not as momentous as this.
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Funny story: Garry Kasparov Arrested In Russian Chess Street Battle Revolution Thingy

Garry Kasparov Arrested In Russian Chess Street Battle Revolution Thingy

Russian opposition leader Garry Kasparov was one of 170 people arrested in an anti-Kremlin rally in Moscow at the weekend.
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Funny story: ET McCrone Asks for Prince William's Hand

ET McCrone Asks for Prince William's Hand

McCrone who has sought to reunite the PM with the USPrez has now made a bold move to become Queen of England! Liftevator operator in Liverpool, nyc and Tucson, AZ McCrone has run an off-beat campaign for what he call the PrezMinistership. He is obses...
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Funny story: Yu Dan, the CCP's "ears, eyes, throat and tongue"

Yu Dan, the CCP's "ears, eyes, throat and tongue"

Ya Dan, a female professor, narrate the story of Confucius, interpret the Analects of Confucius on CCTV-10. Yu Dan's work has attracted critics .But Yu Dan doesn't seem to worry too much about her critics, dismissing them by saying "It&#...
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Funny story: Sharpton & Imus to Team on Sirius Talk Radio!

Sharpton & Imus to Team on Sirius Talk Radio!

Our usually reliable sources indicate that Sirius CEO, Mel Karmazin, disgraced shock jock Don Imus, and world feared swell fella and intimate friend of Jesus, the most reverend Al Sharpton spent today in secret talks in Cockburn Town on the Turks and...
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Funny story: Tawad and Jihad Brigades Linked to the Bush Administration

Tawad and Jihad Brigades Linked to the Bush Administration

(CMM) - The BBC said Sunday it is "deeply concerned" about an unknown militant group's claim that it has killed a BBC reporter who had been kidnapped last month in Gaza.
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Funny story: Heroes and Villians Unite!

Heroes and Villians Unite!

It is about damn time! Here we are labeling each other as victims, criminals, heroes, and villains based on track records, race, religion, and all of the BULL CRAP that is supposed to make the United States of America really stand up to it's title and do something decent for the citizens and immigrants. My name, as if Coporate America gives a rat's behind anyway, ain't even that import...
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Funny story: Russians Take Lead from Bush

Russians Take Lead from Bush

MOSCOW (Routers) - When activists gathered near the Kremlin in Moscow Saturday to protest President Vladimir Putin trampling on their democratic freedoms, the Russian authorities took the lead from the Bush Administration's handling of protestors...
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Funny story: George Will Jumps on the #42 Black Bandwagon!

George Will Jumps on the #42 Black Bandwagon!

A search of George Will articles in support of civil rights, integration and support for minorities held behind by prejudice yields a big goose egg! But that hasn't stopped the bespectacled conservative journalist from aligning himself and his ba...
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Funny story: Harry Potter to be Killed off in Book Seven

Harry Potter to be Killed off in Book Seven

The release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is on July 21, 2007. An employee from the book's publishers has leaked to the press that the book will end in a big disaster. The two characters the J. K Rowling wants to kill off are Harry Pott...
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