Funny story: Oprah, Imus To Wed -- Form National "Omus" Party

Oprah, Imus To Wed -- Form National "Omus" Party

(Chicago, IL) -- Media phenomenon and African American woman most admired in the known world (after Rosa Parks & Halle Berry) has accepted Imus' proposal of marriage and corporate merger proposal - as soon as the current Mrs Imus and other shareh...
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Funny story: Diana Fountain turns blood red as Heather Mills blamed for William getting dumped

Diana Fountain turns blood red as Heather Mills blamed for William getting dumped

Hype Park, London - (Ass Mess): The waters of the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain developed bleeding stigmata today after Heather Mills emerged as the culprit behind Kate Middleton's dumping of William.
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Funny story: After Powerful Apology, Imus to be Made President of NBC, CBS

After Powerful Apology, Imus to be Made President of NBC, CBS

(NJ/NY Border) -- In an unprecedented move, New Jersey State Troopers, all wearing their seatbelts, stopped motorists, Amtrak passengers, and La Guardia Airport travellers from entering The Sorry State as it has become known in the wake of shock jock...
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Funny story: Chelsy warns Harry: You're Next

Chelsy warns Harry: You're Next

Clarence House - (Rotters): Prince Harry has been given a stark warning by girlfriend Chelsy Davey: shape up or you're next to be dumped.
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Funny story: Post Apology: Rutgers Coach Says Imus "Restores Her Faith," Sharpton, Jackson Sheepishly Apologize

Post Apology: Rutgers Coach Says Imus "Restores Her Faith," Sharpton, Jackson Sheepishly Apologize

(New Brunswick, NJ) -- Rutgers Women's Basketball Coach Vivian Stringer last night stated that the meeting requested by Shock Jock blah blah to apologize for repeating something crude and offensive on air that kids of all races or none can hear 2...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Adopts Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope, Bono, Eeyore, Guliani, Obama, Clinton, Gore Expected As Things Heat Up

Angelina Jolie Adopts Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope, Bono, Eeyore, Guliani, Obama, Clinton, Gore Expected As Things Heat Up

(New Brunswick, NJ) -- A Jet-lagged and clearly lost or mislaid Angelina Jolie, UN Special Envoy for Children, Leather goods, & pushUP Bras admitted she was a "tad befuddled" by all the goings-on in New Jersey, North Carolina, and Darfur...
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Funny story: Millions of plastic bags recalled

Millions of plastic bags recalled

Unilever has recalled millions of refrigerator-friendly plastic food wrap bags in a shock announcement likely to cause pandemonium in the health and safety industry. A spokesman for the giant company, which makes everything in the wo...
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Funny story: George Bush Fights For War Czar

George Bush Fights For War Czar

The Bush administration announced it was having difficulty locating an appointee for the newly established post of War Czar, a position to oversee the ever blossoming war in both Iraq and Afghanistan, and perhaps including Iran, North Korea, Syria an...
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Funny story: To Reduce US Unemployment, Iraq to Become 51st State, "Bushmania"

To Reduce US Unemployment, Iraq to Become 51st State, "Bushmania"

(EXCLUSIVE TO THESPOOF.COM) -- In an aside during his weekly radio address to the nation ("Winning the War, Episode 1,267"), President Bush let the proverbial cat out of the bag.
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Funny story: Prince William/Kate Middleton Divorce Latest

Prince William/Kate Middleton Divorce Latest

There was a new development in the Prince William/Kate Middleton divorce row today, when it emerged that the intended Princess had been seeing another man. Whooaaaa...
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Funny story: Former CBS Shock-Talk Radio Host's New Cable Show

Former CBS Shock-Talk Radio Host's New Cable Show

Don Imus, controversial radio host, says new cable show will go up against NBC's Saturday Night Live, starting in May.
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Funny story: Kate Middleton: My gay heartbreak

Kate Middleton: My gay heartbreak

London - (Ass Mess): Kate Middleton has spoken for the first time since signing an exclusive £500,000 kiss-and-tell about the loneliness of the last two years.
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Funny story: White House Shocker: Rove Ate 5 Million Missing Emails!

White House Shocker: Rove Ate 5 Million Missing Emails!

WASHINGTON D.C.- For the first time the Bush White house is now admitting that it used private email accounts in an effort to sidestep Federal laws requiring that all White House communications be persevered. According to an undisclosed White House...
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Funny story: Curse of Friday the 13th as Wills shacks up with squaddie

Curse of Friday the 13th as Wills shacks up with squaddie

Pratts Bottom Barracks - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): In what hystery will come to remember as the Hellfire Club's Curse of Friday the 13th, the Pretender to the Throne's elder son William has announced he has dumped girlfriend Kate Middleton and shack...
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Funny story: Prince William And Kate Middleton Pack Each Other In

Prince William And Kate Middleton Pack Each Other In

Kate Middleton, the girlfriend of Prince William, is, this morning, no longer the girlfriend of Prince William. The pair have packed each other in.
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Funny story: Kate Middleton: "Wills was a complete sex addict!"

Kate Middleton: "Wills was a complete sex addict!"

Kate Middleton has narrowly avoided becoming the next Princess Diana this week by finally breaking it off with boyfriend Prince William. In an exclusive interview, Middleton revealed that their relationship could not continue because they are simp...
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Funny story: Plague Of Alien Fruit Bats Heading For Earth

Plague Of Alien Fruit Bats Heading For Earth

Astronomers have sighted a huge swarm of alien fruit bats heading for Earth. The bats, three miles long and weighing up to five tonnes, were first spotted only last night by boffins using telescopes made from high-energy plasma and sellotape at the J...
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Funny story: President George Bush Says "Today, We Are All Nappy Headed Ho's"

President George Bush Says "Today, We Are All Nappy Headed Ho's"

George W. Bush, President of the United States, made what he considers his most important speech today from the Oval Office. Bush did this on Friday, so as not to pre-empt coverage of his new favorite show, "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader.
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Funny story: Camilla: "I miss my snatch"

Camilla: "I miss my snatch"

BellyBollox Castle - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Camilla has spoken for the first time since her surgery last month to remove a sack of Duchy Originals King Edwards potatoes from her cavernous hellhole as well as the offending article itself following a s...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown pleads with Bush

Gordon Brown pleads with Bush

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): A desperate UK Chancellor Gordon Brown managed a 45 minute meeting at the White House with George W Bush today amid frantic horse-trading in diplomatic circles about what will happen to cabinet minister when UK Prime Monst...
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Funny story: Pentagon: Troops to Remain in Iraq From Now On

Pentagon: Troops to Remain in Iraq From Now On

Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced through the Pentagon that American forces now serving in Iraq will be ordered to extend their tours of duty, stay there from now and never come home.
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