Funny story: Royal Engagements Diarrhoea: National Youth Molesting Orchestras of Scotland visit tops the bill

Royal Engagements Diarrhoea: National Youth Molesting Orchestras of Scotland visit tops the bill

Buckingham Palace - (Rotters): In a busy week for the Hellfire Club House of Windsor, the Earl of Wessex's Wednesday visit to the The National Youth Molesting Orchestras of Scotland tops the bill:...
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Funny story: Cherie: we must help IRA keep out of jail

Cherie: we must help IRA keep out of jail

London - (Ass Press): Britain's prison system is no place to incarcerate IRA thugs who should continue to donate huge loans to the Labour Party ahead of their contiued elevation to the House of Lords as Life Peers.
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Funny story: Environmental scientists announce shocking finding.

Environmental scientists announce shocking finding.

Berlin, Germany- This week environmental scientists at a world convention on global warming announced a shocking discovery they have.
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Funny story: "I am the dark horseshit candidate": Thompson declares 2008 presidential bid

"I am the dark horseshit candidate": Thompson declares 2008 presidential bid

Wisconsin - (Frankly Ludicrous Press): Tommy Thompson, former Wisconsin Governor and Bush Administration anthrax specialist, has thrown his hat into the 2008 presidential ring.
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Funny story: Prestigeous Humor Website NSA Sting Operation.

Prestigeous Humor Website NSA Sting Operation.

According to a classified document obtained by our investigative reporter, the prestigious humor website TheSpoof.com is a covert sting operation run by the National Security Agency (NSA) to out opponents of the The Sheik Formerly Kn...
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Funny story: Robespierre Praises American Culture

Robespierre Praises American Culture

DaRtagnan Robespeirre Prime Minister of the New ascerbic state of KaNeF has gone on record for the second time since his nations inception...
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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice To Run For President in 2008

Condoleezza Rice To Run For President in 2008

WASHINGTON D.C.--(MONKEYFIST) Where iz dat white womenz? I'z gonna kick her azz!", Spewed the feisty Condi Rice, referring to Hilary Clinton, after announcing her run for the White House in 2008
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Funny story: Study Shows Men Who Cheat on Wives Make Better Presidents

Study Shows Men Who Cheat on Wives Make Better Presidents

A recent study at Johns Hopkins University showed a distinct correlation between strong, decisive leaders and presidents who commit adultery.
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Funny story: Second Super Duper Snoopers To Snoop On Super Snoopers

Second Super Duper Snoopers To Snoop On Super Snoopers

Police safety cameras have been so successful in collecting shed loads of money that there are plans to roll out a new type of surveillance camera. This time the super-snoopers will be concentrating on people who already snoop on us and the snoopers...
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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Death Hole

Harry Potter and the Death Hole

J.K. Rowling author of the unusually popular Harry Potter series held a press conference in London to talk about the plot of Harry Potter and the Death Hole. The story centres around Harry Fucker-...Potter? are you sure? it says Fucker on my sheet...BILLY! IT'S NOT FUNNY I WILL KICK YOUR WHITE ASS! Harry POTTER and his friends Hermione Grazer-...Granger? no way but...BILLLY! Hermione GRANGER a...
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Funny story: Gonzales Takes Alzheimer's Test for Faulty Memory

Gonzales Takes Alzheimer's Test for Faulty Memory

Since his recent memory loss regarding his involvement with the firings of eight attorneys, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has been ordered to take an Alzheimer's test. Here are the results:...
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Funny story: Blades of Glory to go Dancing With the Stars

Blades of Glory to go Dancing With the Stars

Dancing with the stars... on ice! That's the premise thought up by a young, unobservant intern at NBC.
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Funny story: American Idol to Drop Most Contestants and Bring Back Last Twelve Hotties

American Idol to Drop Most Contestants and Bring Back Last Twelve Hotties

In a surprise move, American Idol has dropped all but two of their current finalists and invited back the last ten cut attractive female contestants. They have also announced a cooperative marketing deal with Hugh Hefner and the Playboy empire. S...
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Funny story: Chris Sligh Throws Temper Tantrum After American Idol Boot

Chris Sligh Throws Temper Tantrum After American Idol Boot

Chris Sligh threw an "I didn't want to play with you anyway" after his American Idol sendoff on Wednesday. Sligh, the chunky contestant with curly hair, glasses, and the hottie wife, claimed that he wasn't trying to win and was sel...
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Funny story: David Hicks Escapes Guantanamo, Finally Heading Home to be Imprisoned

David Hicks Escapes Guantanamo, Finally Heading Home to be Imprisoned

David Hicks, the Australian man held at Guantanamo Bay for five years without charge, where he was allegedly subjected to torture, is finally being released.
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Funny story: Blair offers to wear headscarf in Al-Jazeera TV apology interview

Blair offers to wear headscarf in Al-Jazeera TV apology interview

Drowning Street - (Foolsday Press): In a bid to shore up the Asian sympathy vote UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has offered to wear a traditional headscarf on a live Al-Jazeera TV interview while apologising for the Royal Navy straying into troubled Ira...
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Funny story: Bill Clinton offers to catch cancer

Bill Clinton offers to catch cancer

Washington DC - (Foolish Press): Greater love hath no spouse or political mentor than to lay down their public image for a few all important votes.
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Funny story: Nostradamus Predicted Sanjaya Malakar American Idol Winner!

Nostradamus Predicted Sanjaya Malakar American Idol Winner!

Famed Nostradamus scholar, Dr. Bernard Woolybottom, has revealed that Nostradamus predicted Sanjaya Malakar as the winner of American Idol 2007.
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Funny story: Bush's 15 Billion to Fight AIDS Is Only Budget With A Surplus!

Bush's 15 Billion to Fight AIDS Is Only Budget With A Surplus!

Budget Busting Bush has finally found a line item where he can begin to duplicate the surpluses that made Clinton famous. (He still has not found an intern to repeat what made Clinton infamous).
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Funny story: Cardinal Edward Egan: Chocolate CH-CH-rist Got Me Sick!

Cardinal Edward Egan: Chocolate CH-CH-rist Got Me Sick!

Famous for his love of chocolate and infamous for his protection of Priests and paying substandard wages to Catholic School teachers, Cardinal Eddie Egan admits that eating the chocolate Ch-rist got him sick...
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Funny story: Former Wives of Republican Presidential Candidates to be "Taken Care Of" on Skywalk

Former Wives of Republican Presidential Candidates to be "Taken Care Of" on Skywalk

The Grand Old Party, the Party of family values, has a problem. Too many wives, too many families.
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Funny story: FDA Bans Microwave Ovens As Harmful to Human Health

FDA Bans Microwave Ovens As Harmful to Human Health

WASHINGTON (AP) - The US FDA has banned the use of microwave ovens since food which is heated in a microwave inevitably causes cancer as the molecular structure of the food, and even human blood is changed, FDA Chief Ralph Roachman said at a well-att...
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Funny story: George Bush to Pull Troops Out of Iraq and Find Peaceful Solution... April Fool

George Bush to Pull Troops Out of Iraq and Find Peaceful Solution... April Fool

Leader of the free world, George Bush, has announced today that he intends to pull American and allied troops out of Iraq and look for a peaceful solution to the conflict.
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Funny story: Bangladesh Ecstatic Over Humiliating Aussies

Bangladesh Ecstatic Over Humiliating Aussies

(Dhaka Times To Come 1/4/07) There is dancing in the streets of the Bangladesh capital, Dhaka, as news of the latest World Cup scores filter through from the Caribbean.
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Funny story: Trumpeter Cooper Blown Away By Cricketers

Trumpeter Cooper Blown Away By Cricketers

Anyone who has seen a cricket game involving England in recent years will be aware of the Barmy Army's tooting trumpeter Billy Cooper. It seems Cooper's latest appearance may have been his last.
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Funny story: Uncle Sam desperately needs you

Uncle Sam desperately needs you

American government agencies have been busy trying to enlist new recruits using novel methods never attempted before the days of the War on Terror.
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Funny story: National Society of Comedians Approves Genocide as Topic of Jokes

National Society of Comedians Approves Genocide as Topic of Jokes

In a move long anticipated in the comedy and entertainment world, the National Society of Comedians (NCS) has approved the use of "jokes of and about genocide." The NCS, which decides when and if certain controversial topics can be joked ab...
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