Funny story: Democrats Avoid the Rush, Concede Mid-Term Elections

Democrats Avoid the Rush, Concede Mid-Term Elections

In an unprecedented move, all Democratic candidates have conceded the election to their respective opponents. Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean announced the collective concession this morning. Initially believed to be an elaborate Halloween prank, it was quickly determined by mid-morning that all Democratic candidates had indeed thrown in the towel.
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Funny story: Borat to be Stoned to Death

Borat to be Stoned to Death

Internationally renowned Kazakh journalist, Borat Sagdiyev, will be arrested and stoned to death if he ever returns to Kazakhstan. Following outcry from his recent documentary, the Kazakh government has signed official forms calling for the journalis...
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Funny story: Reese Witherspoon Is On The Prowl

Reese Witherspoon Is On The Prowl

Gossip Central, Agent's Rumor Mill, Hollywood and Whine---Talent agents looking for extra commissions and gossip mongers looking for an extra body to invite to an event and an ear to fill are now reporting that Reese Witherspoon, star of "Al...
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Funny story: Prince William 'loses his marbles' at Sandhurst

Prince William 'loses his marbles' at Sandhurst

Sandhurst, UK - (Associated mess): The elder son of the Pretender to the Throne, William, has been reported as having 'lost his marbles' at a firing range shoot-out at Sandhurst military academy where he is a cadet.
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Funny story: Trick or treat for ScareBlair?

Trick or treat for ScareBlair?

London - (Associated Mess): As the Bush Administration's top apologist takes the stand in the House of Commons Iraq tie-breaker debate this afternoon, political rapture-watch index aintgottaprayer.com has reported frenetic internet spread-betting...
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Funny story: Republican Evangelicals Fight Liberalism and Promote Satanism on Halloween

Republican Evangelicals Fight Liberalism and Promote Satanism on Halloween

HOUSTON (AP)-- Christian evangelical Bruce Blatterbug used to simply hand out candy on Halloween like his neighbors here in Houston, Texas until he decided the holiday promoted Liberalism and free thinking and conflicted with the Satanic goals of the...
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Funny story: Elephants Found to Have Gender Related Body Dysmorphia

Elephants Found to Have Gender Related Body Dysmorphia

Bronx, New York--A stunning experiment conducted at the Bronx Zoo has found that elephants show self-recognition. And self-loathing -- if it's a female, that is.
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Funny story: Southerner Contracts Foot-In-Mouth Disease

Southerner Contracts Foot-In-Mouth Disease

WALKER-TX - The words of the theme song from Austin City Limits, "London Homesick Blues" rang hauntingly true yesterday when a Texas man, after drinking several glasses of wine contaminated with athlete's foot fungus, tenia ped...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Playing Cops And Rubbers

Paris Hilton Playing Cops And Rubbers

Paris Hilton, Paris, France---Caught with her guardian down, the always ubiquitous Paris Hilton, in a plea to a cop, has said she wants to cop a plea.
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Funny story: Apple Computer in talks with Microsoft

Apple Computer in talks with Microsoft

CUPERTINO -- As a result of booming sales for Macintosh computers and iPods, linked with the increasingly bleak outlook for Microsoft operating systems, Apple's CEO Steve Jobs has made Bill Gates (King of Microsoft) an offer he couldn't refus...
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